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Chapter 348 I said... exposed to the rain!
Chapter 348 I said... exposed to the rain!
"Those robots have to protect the planet, so they cannot be mobilized."
Hearing this, Lin Xiaolong was startled, then held the commander's hand earnestly and said:
"I understand, rest in peace. I will burn incense for you every year, goodbye! I want to go home!!!"
Boom boom boom...
Lin Xiaolong ran away without any morals, leaving behind the dumbfounded Commander and Ji Niang.
OK! ?
After a while, Lin Xiaolong, who was running wildly among the battleships, was already sweating profusely.
why?
Nima's 20-strong army started a war?What the hell is Star Wars?This is almost the same as sending to death.
A logistical force of one billion?Nima, by the time the logistics troops show up, the front line will not know what it will be like?
The only hope for [-] million combat robots?Can't mobilize and talk about wool!
I'd better run away from this losing battle.
NOOO!
This day can't be passed! !
Lin Xiaolong ran in the corridor with cold sweat all over his face, only to find out that this shit is space.
I can’t go back by myself!
"Ah, ah, ah, help, I want to go home! Go home!"
Lin Xiaolong lay in front of the cabin door and yelled mournfully, making the surrounding soldiers not know what to say for a while.
But after a while, the commander and the machine girl ran to Lin Xiaolong and looked at Lin Xiaolong awkwardly.
The distressed commander among them also knew that he would want to let go of it like Lin Xiaolong.
But ah...he has nowhere to run!
There is no place for the commander to cry. This is no longer his own problem, but the whole world's problem.
It’s a problem related to the entire planet.
"Great Sage...can you stop doing this?"
The commander bite the bullet and leaned in front of Lin Xiaolong, watching him cautiously with a confused expression on his face, not knowing what to say.
Hearing this, Lin Xiaolong looked back at the commander and shouted:
"Don't do this? If you don't want to do this, can the troops come here? Fuck, can you fight this? 20 troops? The only hope is [-] million, and the result can't fucking be called! Why don't you let you go to the moon alone? It was blown up!? That’s not how you die! Damn it!”
Now the commander has nothing to say, and he can't help it, he's not the commander in chief.
Looking at Lin Xiaolong's appearance for a while, he really didn't know what to say.
Lin Xiaolong noticed the commander's appearance, sighed speechlessly and squatted in front of the cabin door and said:
"Commander, you are the commander anyway, why can't you report the situation? Even if you can't transfer all of them, 5000 million will do."
The commander sighed at this, and said melancholy:
"I have no choice. The headquarters does not allow me to stand here. The last way is to blow up the moon, so as to perfectly guarantee that my 20 soldiers will not die in vain. It will take five days to report Ah! I wanted to turn the bow of the boat and hit my head on it!"
The Commander was also that melancholy, completely helpless.
Seeing the commander like this, Lin Xiaolong had an expression of encounter.
"Okay, okay, where is your headquarters? I'll go and see, maybe I can transfer over."
"Great Sage! Thank you!"
The commander breathed a sigh of relief when he saw Lin Xiaolong come to deal with it, and a sense of hope burst out from his whole body.
Seeing this scene, Lin Xiaolong nodded.
Then the commander told the location of the headquarters, Lin Xiaolong nodded in understanding and said:
"Open the hatch."
"Open? I'll call the spaceship to take you there."
The commander said immediately when he saw Lin Xiaolong like this, but Lin Xiaolong shook his head:
"No, your spaceship is too slow. I'll go down by myself."
"Go down by yourself!?"
Now the commander opened his mouth wide in fright, there was a vacuum outside, a forbidden area for life.
"Nonsense, hurry up and don't waste time."
Lin Xiaolong waved his hand impatiently. The commander thinks he is a great sage who has lived for tens of thousands of years, and it is normal to be able to move in a vacuum.
So the crowd was immediately evacuated and the valve was opened.
"Attention all personnel, the hatch is about to open."
The red lights flashed, and everyone around them stared at Lin Xiaolong and Machine Girl standing in front of the hatch.
"What is this for?"
"I don't know, take a look. After all, he is a great sage from another plane."
All the soldiers looked at Lin Xiaolong in surprise.
At this time, Ji Niang looked at Lin Xiaolong seriously and said:
"Great Sage, it takes me three and ten minutes to enter the planet from here."
"It's too slow, I'll go down first. Come to me directly when you get down."
Lin Xiaolong calculated his time, and it took about two to three minutes to arrive.Although the power is like a nuclear bomb, as long as you pay attention to it.
Pay attention to the fart!Cthulhus are inherently unscientific things, so they care about making trouble with that kind of thing.
Just land safely.
Lin Xiaolong complained about himself in an instant, because he was thinking too much.
However, at this moment, the hatch opened, and the vacuum environment was extremely cold.
The moment he opened the door, Lin Xiaolong felt like he was freezing.He quickly wrapped himself with magic power, forming a protective shield.
Then he turned to his wife and said:
"that whoever……"
"BK-901."
Ji Niang looked at Lin Xiaolong seriously and said.
Lin Xiaolong replied speechlessly:
"Such a long name, forget it. You will be called Eve from now on."
"Understood, BK-901 was renamed Eve."
The data processing light flashed in the eyes of the machine girl, and the name change was completed.
And Lin Xiaolong turned his head to look in the direction of the planet, with an impatient expression on his face.
Never fell to the ground from space, which is not bad.
But...why can I still hear my voice when I'm in a vacuum?
Sensing this, Lin Xiaolong looked at Ji Niang beside him strangely, but Ji Niang looked at Lin Xiaolong with a puzzled expression.
This is all thanks to the magic power, because Lin Xiaolong has a protective film on his body, and this protective film emits fluctuations when Lin Xiaolong speaks, and this harmless fluctuation successfully simulates the sound waves transmitted to the machine girl's body.
It's just that Lin Xiaolong couldn't think of this at all, so he shook his head and didn't think about it.
Then he jumped in the direction of the planet.
boom!
The whole battleship trembled, and the alarm immediately sounded.
"Warning, the battleship deviates from the orbit, and start emergency propulsion."
In an instant, the soldiers in the battleship were stunned, and Lin Xiaolong deflected the battleship from its orbit with just one leverage.
Be aware that this is at the power level.
The power level refers to the zero-movement state of the battleship using the thruster, and the power in it is beyond imagination.
And Lin Xiaolong broke this level with one kick.
For a moment, everyone was dumbfounded.
The next moment, Lin Xiaolong disappeared.
The propeller behind the machine girl Eve erupted with blue flames and rushed in the direction of Lin Xiaolong.
A huge jet of flame pushed behind the machine girl, and as a result, the machine girl's system sounded a warning.
Warning, target freezes and breaks away after ten seconds.Native speed cannot be tracked...
This result made the machine girl's data keep running, and the conclusion was: tracking could not be done.
In the end, Eve took another way and flew towards her destination.
At the same time, Lin Xiaolong had already exceeded the atmosphere, and the huge air friction rushed towards the ground with terrible temperature.
The terrifying force hit the ground like a meteorite, and the prevention and control facilities on the ground were activated immediately.
At the Planetary Operations Headquarters, the commander-in-chief looked at the screen in front of him with a face of cold sweat. It was Lin Xiaolong who had landed. The speed of the screen locked Lin Xiaolong's position.
"What the hell is this! A new type of individual soldier from the Keda tribe!?"
The next moment, the screen flashed and the commander of the warship contacted the commander-in-chief.
"Report to the commander in chief that the great sage is coming towards you."
"The Great Sage!? The one General Patty mentioned?"
"Yes!"
"When will it arrive? In an emergency, there are UFOs approaching the headquarters."
"I don't know, the great sage went there by himself. He didn't take an aircraft."
"What? Don't tell me!!!! Damn it, cancel all the anti-aircraft weapons for me!!"
Noticing something, the commander-in-chief immediately roared, this nima great sage didn't play his cards according to the routine, and he couldn't bear it at all.
bump!
As a result, the air defense equipment still attacked.
"Nima, it's over! That's a great sage, and my only hope was blown away by me!!"
The commander-in-chief screamed in grief, watching the missiles rush towards Lin Xiaolong.
However, Lin Xiaolong in the sky suddenly sensed a missile was coming, and immediately stared, turned over and grabbed the missile and sat down.
sat down...
down...
Up...
"Who the hell can tell me if I'm dreaming!?"
The commander-in-chief in the headquarters went crazy when he saw this scene.Turning his head and shouting at the adjutant beside him, the adjutant also looked at the picture with a dumbfounded face.
Damn, I've never seen someone sit on a missile so easily.
And it was still heading towards the headquarters.
and many more!
Headquarters! !
"No!! Hurry up and cancel...turn around...ah, no! What on earth are you going to do! The missile is headed towards the headquarters!!"
The opponent is a great sage, and I can't attack on my side, but he flew over with a missile. This damn is the rhythm of self-destruction!
coach!What about the script!
We are under a lot of pressure to play cards uneasy!
Can you still have fun playing?
At this moment, the commander-in-chief has already convulsed, and he has turned into a profession of complaining, and his mind is full of complaining.
"It's about to hit!"
At this time, the surveillance personnel called immediately.
"Do not!!!"
The commander-in-chief screamed wanting to cry without tears, as if waiting for death in despair.
Yet nothing happened, no explosion, no death.
"Eh? What's going on?"
Everyone looked at the screen in cold sweat, only to see Lin Xiaolong walking towards the gate of the headquarters with a missile on his face and a happy expression on his face.
Now everyone felt their scalps tingling, Nima missiles were moved in!
At this moment, the commander-in-chief only had one sentence in his impression of Lin Xiaolong:
I said...it's raining! ! ! !
(End of this chapter)
"Those robots have to protect the planet, so they cannot be mobilized."
Hearing this, Lin Xiaolong was startled, then held the commander's hand earnestly and said:
"I understand, rest in peace. I will burn incense for you every year, goodbye! I want to go home!!!"
Boom boom boom...
Lin Xiaolong ran away without any morals, leaving behind the dumbfounded Commander and Ji Niang.
OK! ?
After a while, Lin Xiaolong, who was running wildly among the battleships, was already sweating profusely.
why?
Nima's 20-strong army started a war?What the hell is Star Wars?This is almost the same as sending to death.
A logistical force of one billion?Nima, by the time the logistics troops show up, the front line will not know what it will be like?
The only hope for [-] million combat robots?Can't mobilize and talk about wool!
I'd better run away from this losing battle.
NOOO!
This day can't be passed! !
Lin Xiaolong ran in the corridor with cold sweat all over his face, only to find out that this shit is space.
I can’t go back by myself!
"Ah, ah, ah, help, I want to go home! Go home!"
Lin Xiaolong lay in front of the cabin door and yelled mournfully, making the surrounding soldiers not know what to say for a while.
But after a while, the commander and the machine girl ran to Lin Xiaolong and looked at Lin Xiaolong awkwardly.
The distressed commander among them also knew that he would want to let go of it like Lin Xiaolong.
But ah...he has nowhere to run!
There is no place for the commander to cry. This is no longer his own problem, but the whole world's problem.
It’s a problem related to the entire planet.
"Great Sage...can you stop doing this?"
The commander bite the bullet and leaned in front of Lin Xiaolong, watching him cautiously with a confused expression on his face, not knowing what to say.
Hearing this, Lin Xiaolong looked back at the commander and shouted:
"Don't do this? If you don't want to do this, can the troops come here? Fuck, can you fight this? 20 troops? The only hope is [-] million, and the result can't fucking be called! Why don't you let you go to the moon alone? It was blown up!? That’s not how you die! Damn it!”
Now the commander has nothing to say, and he can't help it, he's not the commander in chief.
Looking at Lin Xiaolong's appearance for a while, he really didn't know what to say.
Lin Xiaolong noticed the commander's appearance, sighed speechlessly and squatted in front of the cabin door and said:
"Commander, you are the commander anyway, why can't you report the situation? Even if you can't transfer all of them, 5000 million will do."
The commander sighed at this, and said melancholy:
"I have no choice. The headquarters does not allow me to stand here. The last way is to blow up the moon, so as to perfectly guarantee that my 20 soldiers will not die in vain. It will take five days to report Ah! I wanted to turn the bow of the boat and hit my head on it!"
The Commander was also that melancholy, completely helpless.
Seeing the commander like this, Lin Xiaolong had an expression of encounter.
"Okay, okay, where is your headquarters? I'll go and see, maybe I can transfer over."
"Great Sage! Thank you!"
The commander breathed a sigh of relief when he saw Lin Xiaolong come to deal with it, and a sense of hope burst out from his whole body.
Seeing this scene, Lin Xiaolong nodded.
Then the commander told the location of the headquarters, Lin Xiaolong nodded in understanding and said:
"Open the hatch."
"Open? I'll call the spaceship to take you there."
The commander said immediately when he saw Lin Xiaolong like this, but Lin Xiaolong shook his head:
"No, your spaceship is too slow. I'll go down by myself."
"Go down by yourself!?"
Now the commander opened his mouth wide in fright, there was a vacuum outside, a forbidden area for life.
"Nonsense, hurry up and don't waste time."
Lin Xiaolong waved his hand impatiently. The commander thinks he is a great sage who has lived for tens of thousands of years, and it is normal to be able to move in a vacuum.
So the crowd was immediately evacuated and the valve was opened.
"Attention all personnel, the hatch is about to open."
The red lights flashed, and everyone around them stared at Lin Xiaolong and Machine Girl standing in front of the hatch.
"What is this for?"
"I don't know, take a look. After all, he is a great sage from another plane."
All the soldiers looked at Lin Xiaolong in surprise.
At this time, Ji Niang looked at Lin Xiaolong seriously and said:
"Great Sage, it takes me three and ten minutes to enter the planet from here."
"It's too slow, I'll go down first. Come to me directly when you get down."
Lin Xiaolong calculated his time, and it took about two to three minutes to arrive.Although the power is like a nuclear bomb, as long as you pay attention to it.
Pay attention to the fart!Cthulhus are inherently unscientific things, so they care about making trouble with that kind of thing.
Just land safely.
Lin Xiaolong complained about himself in an instant, because he was thinking too much.
However, at this moment, the hatch opened, and the vacuum environment was extremely cold.
The moment he opened the door, Lin Xiaolong felt like he was freezing.He quickly wrapped himself with magic power, forming a protective shield.
Then he turned to his wife and said:
"that whoever……"
"BK-901."
Ji Niang looked at Lin Xiaolong seriously and said.
Lin Xiaolong replied speechlessly:
"Such a long name, forget it. You will be called Eve from now on."
"Understood, BK-901 was renamed Eve."
The data processing light flashed in the eyes of the machine girl, and the name change was completed.
And Lin Xiaolong turned his head to look in the direction of the planet, with an impatient expression on his face.
Never fell to the ground from space, which is not bad.
But...why can I still hear my voice when I'm in a vacuum?
Sensing this, Lin Xiaolong looked at Ji Niang beside him strangely, but Ji Niang looked at Lin Xiaolong with a puzzled expression.
This is all thanks to the magic power, because Lin Xiaolong has a protective film on his body, and this protective film emits fluctuations when Lin Xiaolong speaks, and this harmless fluctuation successfully simulates the sound waves transmitted to the machine girl's body.
It's just that Lin Xiaolong couldn't think of this at all, so he shook his head and didn't think about it.
Then he jumped in the direction of the planet.
boom!
The whole battleship trembled, and the alarm immediately sounded.
"Warning, the battleship deviates from the orbit, and start emergency propulsion."
In an instant, the soldiers in the battleship were stunned, and Lin Xiaolong deflected the battleship from its orbit with just one leverage.
Be aware that this is at the power level.
The power level refers to the zero-movement state of the battleship using the thruster, and the power in it is beyond imagination.
And Lin Xiaolong broke this level with one kick.
For a moment, everyone was dumbfounded.
The next moment, Lin Xiaolong disappeared.
The propeller behind the machine girl Eve erupted with blue flames and rushed in the direction of Lin Xiaolong.
A huge jet of flame pushed behind the machine girl, and as a result, the machine girl's system sounded a warning.
Warning, target freezes and breaks away after ten seconds.Native speed cannot be tracked...
This result made the machine girl's data keep running, and the conclusion was: tracking could not be done.
In the end, Eve took another way and flew towards her destination.
At the same time, Lin Xiaolong had already exceeded the atmosphere, and the huge air friction rushed towards the ground with terrible temperature.
The terrifying force hit the ground like a meteorite, and the prevention and control facilities on the ground were activated immediately.
At the Planetary Operations Headquarters, the commander-in-chief looked at the screen in front of him with a face of cold sweat. It was Lin Xiaolong who had landed. The speed of the screen locked Lin Xiaolong's position.
"What the hell is this! A new type of individual soldier from the Keda tribe!?"
The next moment, the screen flashed and the commander of the warship contacted the commander-in-chief.
"Report to the commander in chief that the great sage is coming towards you."
"The Great Sage!? The one General Patty mentioned?"
"Yes!"
"When will it arrive? In an emergency, there are UFOs approaching the headquarters."
"I don't know, the great sage went there by himself. He didn't take an aircraft."
"What? Don't tell me!!!! Damn it, cancel all the anti-aircraft weapons for me!!"
Noticing something, the commander-in-chief immediately roared, this nima great sage didn't play his cards according to the routine, and he couldn't bear it at all.
bump!
As a result, the air defense equipment still attacked.
"Nima, it's over! That's a great sage, and my only hope was blown away by me!!"
The commander-in-chief screamed in grief, watching the missiles rush towards Lin Xiaolong.
However, Lin Xiaolong in the sky suddenly sensed a missile was coming, and immediately stared, turned over and grabbed the missile and sat down.
sat down...
down...
Up...
"Who the hell can tell me if I'm dreaming!?"
The commander-in-chief in the headquarters went crazy when he saw this scene.Turning his head and shouting at the adjutant beside him, the adjutant also looked at the picture with a dumbfounded face.
Damn, I've never seen someone sit on a missile so easily.
And it was still heading towards the headquarters.
and many more!
Headquarters! !
"No!! Hurry up and cancel...turn around...ah, no! What on earth are you going to do! The missile is headed towards the headquarters!!"
The opponent is a great sage, and I can't attack on my side, but he flew over with a missile. This damn is the rhythm of self-destruction!
coach!What about the script!
We are under a lot of pressure to play cards uneasy!
Can you still have fun playing?
At this moment, the commander-in-chief has already convulsed, and he has turned into a profession of complaining, and his mind is full of complaining.
"It's about to hit!"
At this time, the surveillance personnel called immediately.
"Do not!!!"
The commander-in-chief screamed wanting to cry without tears, as if waiting for death in despair.
Yet nothing happened, no explosion, no death.
"Eh? What's going on?"
Everyone looked at the screen in cold sweat, only to see Lin Xiaolong walking towards the gate of the headquarters with a missile on his face and a happy expression on his face.
Now everyone felt their scalps tingling, Nima missiles were moved in!
At this moment, the commander-in-chief only had one sentence in his impression of Lin Xiaolong:
I said...it's raining! ! ! !
(End of this chapter)
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