Human beings can no longer satisfy us

Chapter 247 I'm Drunk Too.

Looking at Lin Xiaolong expectantly, he pinched his chin and asked:

"Aren't you going to save her?"

"No, she won't have the day she hoped for when she is alive. Because she has crossed the line of ordinaryness, and she will never come back."

Lin Xiaolong looked at the God of Death in front of him expressionlessly. Although Lin Xiaolong didn't understand the appearance of the God of Death, he definitely didn't do it without a reason.

Just as Lin Xiaolong expected, Death's ghostly laughter came out, and he said expectantly:

"Lin Xiaolong, you are really good, you will not save anyone without thinking."

"nature."

Lin Xiaolong understood the meaning of the God of Death. He has the ability to resurrect others. This ability has broken the boundary between life and death.In a sense, it completely breaks the balance of the world, but it is precisely because of this that Lin Xiaolong will not use it casually.

Once this ability is discovered, the world will be in chaos again, comparable to the crisis of death disappearing.

"So what's your business?"

Lin Xiaolong looked blankly at the god of death in front of him, the god of death would not appear for no reason.

When Death heard Lin Xiaolong's words, he scratched his head in embarrassment and said with a smile:
"Ah, um, I got the life potion from you before, but it became a sought-after thing in the circle of the God of Death. I wonder if it can be provided for a long time. You are our old customer, so you should take care of us, the God of Death. "

"Are you kidding me!? You are gods! I am just a human being. Where is the dignity of your gods?"

Lin Xiaolong felt bad after hearing this, staring at the God of Death with big eyes and small eyes.I don’t understand what the God of Death is thinking.

As a result, the god of death directly smashed the jar, shameless.

"Dignity? What is that? It was lost in front of the previous 'death of death'. That's what you said."

"..."

At that moment, Lin Xiaolong slapped his face, feeling as if he had shot himself in the foot.

"Hey, okay. What do you want to exchange for it?"

"Tell me, anyway, we Death Gods don't have anything from the living. What's the big deal, how about we treat you preferentially after you die?"

"Holy shit, are you trying to get away with nothing? No! Absolutely not! I'm still alive and well and I will definitely not die!"

Lin Xiaolong looked at the God of Death unbearably, a little unable to control himself.

I don't know where the god of death's integrity is thrown.

Seeing what Lin Xiaolong said, Death said seriously:

"It's definitely not just thinking, I'm a serious empty-handed white wolf."

"The evildoer looks at the sword!"

Swish!
Screaming, Lin Xiaolong pulled out the Eternal Heaven Falling Sword and it was a single blow.

The light-attributed holy sword startled the God of Death, and he quickly dodged.Running and shouting:
"Lin Xiaolong! You actually have a holy sword of the light system. Don't you know that even if this thing hits our god of death, we won't die, but it will hurt!"

"Oh ho ho ho, I remembered it when I said that. You Gods of Death were so afraid of pain that they said, come on... just once, just once!"

Seeing the god of death fleeing, Lin Xiaolong laughed frantically.Carrying the holy sword and chasing the god of death to slash, this scene is definitely something no one could have imagined in their dreams.

Human beings chase death and chop them down.

In this way, Lin Xiaolong chased the god of death and ran for an unknown distance.Reaper had no choice but to hide himself, leaving Lin Xiaolong with no choice.

Only then did Lin Xiaolong's insanity be avoided.

Later, Reaper and Lin Xiaolong sat in the cemetery again and talked about an ulterior transaction.

"Or we'll extend your life! One bottle a year?"

The God of Death looked at Lin Xiaolong helplessly and said, holding his chin and saying the chips.

Regarding this, Lin Xiaolong complained frantically:
"Life extension is a fart. It's okay for a person with my strength to live as long as he wants. Tell me what is the current life span?"

"A bottle of potion."

"Stingy, give it."

"Hmm, let me see. Lin Xiaolong's lifespan is 450 years, six months, six days, ten hours, fifty minutes, 30 seconds... 29 seconds... 28 seconds."

"Stop counting, I already know it. Then there is no need for me to extend my life! I will use up more than 3000 years first."

Lin Xiaolong felt for the first time that his life span was a bit long.However, Lin Xiaolong thought of other people and couldn't help but ask:

“Let’s not talk about my life span, can I help others extend their lives?”

The god of death floating in the air heard Lin Xiaolong's words and said with a smile:

"Okay, two bottles a year."

"Why did the price increase!?"

Lin Xiaolong looked at the Grim Reaper messily in front of him, feeling that the price was unscientific.

Reaper spread his hands and smiled at this:

"For the service fee, you must know that we will not agree to extending the life of others. You are taking special care of you, and it would be great if you can extend your life. And you also want to extend the life of others. You should understand how much we take care of you."

Handling fee... that delicate word.

"Well, I can barely accept it. If that's the case, I don't need to prolong my life now."

Lin Xiaolong sighed and said, looking at the god of death in front of him, he felt powerless.

Hearing this, the god of death was not willing at the moment.

Looking at Lin Xiaolong, he shouted:
"No! I will be satisfied only if we trade more than ten bottles today, otherwise you won't be able to leave!"

"Hey! You're trying to sell me by force!"

Lin Xiaolong was unable to complain when he saw the God of Reaper being so unscrupulous, but the God of Reaper in front of him looked at Lin Xiaolong seriously and said:
"Hmm! That's right, I'm a serious sell!"

"..."

Looking at the serious appearance of the god of death, Lin Xiaolong was already powerless.

He sighed and looked at the serious Death in front of him, and asked feebly:
"Well, you have to give me a list of the things you sell. Then I know what can be exchanged and what can't be exchanged."

"Say it earlier, I'm ready."

The God of Death said that he took out a list from the cloak and handed it to Lin Xiaolong. That action simply showed the standard of the unity of human and base.

"Your sister! Why didn't you take it out earlier after doing this for so long!"

Frantic, Lin Xiaolong grabbed the list and looked at the list in his hand with pain.In the end, I found something unexpected. I didn't expect the god of death to be able to exchange magic power and skills.

"Damn it, are you Gods of Death a system? You even changed your magic power and skills!?"

The more he looked at it, the more incredible it became, and Lin Xiaolong couldn't help but complain.

But God of Death couldn't understand Lin Xiaolong's identity at all, but the meaning was still understandable.

"Skills and magic power are things that cannot dissipate for a long time after a strong person dies. We, the God of Death, cannot use them. So we keep them. By the way, I tell you one thing."

As he spoke, Death carefully approached Lin Xiaolong’s ear and whispered:
"The previous bottle of life potion received unanimous praise from Death God's circle. You can exchange for a bunch of things that Death God can't use in Death God's warehouse, but you know the price."

Hearing the profiteer appearance of the God of Death, Lin Xiaolong was quite moved:
"Has your Reaper changed too much? I used to feel like a fool, but now I have become a profiteer!?"

"Hehe, you don't know that. After the incident of 'Death of Death', we, God of Death, agreed to learn the habits of the living. After research, we found that my current personality will make you feel familiar. Of course, if you If I’m not satisfied, I can change to another character, not as good as the others.”

Death's explanation made Lin Xiaolong confused again, but he thought of something and said immediately:
"Please let me customize a wife!"

"Sorry, there is no such service. Besides, I am the God of Death. How can I have the ability to create the living?"

The god of death denied Lin Xiaolong's request without hesitation, immediately made Lin Xiaolong burst into tears, and complained with clenched fists:
"You can't even do this, so what's the use of you!"

But having said that, Lin Xiaolong began to care.

The life potion on my body is no more than one hundred bottles, and it is very rare to know that my skills are eating potions on my body.

one hundred bottles...

Lin Xiaolong looked at the list in his hand with emotion and asked tangledly:

"Can I get a discount?"

"no!"

Death shook his head firmly.

In response, Lin Xiaolong launched his special attack!

"If I could get a discount, I would exchange all the hundred bottles I have!"

"One... one hundred!? You actually have so many!?"

The god of death's jaw dropped to the ground at this time. The life potion on Lin Xiaolong's body was very rare.It can be said that there is almost no such thing in the world. The God of Death felt extraordinary when he got it. Now when he heard a hundred bottles, he shouted excitedly:

"Deal! First transaction discount service, 50% OFF for you!"

50%OFF... Another delicate word.

"Deal, I want this... this... and this!"

Lin Xiaolong immediately exchanged five 90-level magical powers and five skills!Exactly one hundred bottles.

After the exchange was completed, Death directly handed the items to Lin Xiaolong.The magic power is like a palm-sized blue ball of light, and each portion feels infinite power.

This is level [-] magic power. I don’t know how much power I can get after using it.How far can I break through?

As for the skill, the God of Death directly imprinted it on Lin Xiaolong's soul, and he learned it instantly.

Now the god of death is being buried by the hill of life potion, Lin Xiaolong can clearly feel the ecstasy of the god of death.

"So much! It's amazing!"

At this time, Lin Xiaolong looked at the five light balls in his hand and asked blankly:

"How to use this magic power?"

After hearing this, the God of Death stopped being excited, held his chin with his hand and said with a smile:

"Just eat it."

"eat?"

Lin Xiaolong was a little confused. He opened his mouth and swallowed a ball of light, chewing it hard.

"Oh oh oh, why does it feel like eating rubber... It's so thick!"

boom!
Suddenly, terrible magic power erupted from Lin Xiaolong's body. Standing there, Lin Xiaolong clearly felt that his whole body was full of magic power.

Racial restrictions broke through to the fourth stage in an instant!
"Oh! This feels great! The fourth limited breakthrough!!"

Boom! !

The terrifying magic power erupted, and Lin Xiaolong's hair stood on end, but soon after the magic power erupted, his hair also fell down.

At this moment, Lin Xiaolong's whole body was filled with huge magic power, and he felt like everything around him could be crushed by just one move.

"It's really good, but the taste is not good."

Excited, Lin Xiaolong ate the remaining four magic light spheres at once, and suddenly felt a burst of magic power erupting from his body.

Instantly burst from the fourth race limited to the fifth limited race!

“This feels so good!!”

Unexpectedly, the God of Death on the side saw it and said coldly:

"I just forgot to say that if you eat it all at once, you will have a stomachache. After all, it has been used for hundreds of years and thousands of years, and it will definitely expire."

"Are you kidding me?!"

Lin Xiaolong felt that he was about to explode into a super Saiyan monkey!
Magic can also expire! ?
Knowing the news, Lin Xiaolong was also drunk, and at the same time, there were various surges in his stomach.

goo goo...

"The hell it came so fast!?"

"Nonsense, magic is something that is very easy to digest. It would be strange if it doesn't happen quickly."

The God of Death couldn't help but snigger when he saw Lin Xiaolong covering his face with his face livid.

Lin Xiaolong was so angry that he had the urge to pull at him, and he gritted his teeth and shouted:

"Wait for me! I will definitely come back!"

After speaking, Lin Xiaolong rushed into the city in the fifth-race limited car to find a toilet.

About an hour later...

Lin Xiaolong returned to the God of Death with the wooden stick in front of him with a exhausted look on his face.

The long-awaited God of Death saw Lin Xiaolong coming back and greeted him with a smile:
"Lin Xiaolong, you're back."

"You bastard, I'm almost exhausted. I'm still in the fifth race, and Nima just blew up the toilet! It blew up! And the magic power will also expire Ah! It's not milk!"

Lin Xiaolong felt that he was about to go crazy. He didn't think that Death would deceive people before, but now he knows that the deception is bottomless.

Recalling that I finally found the toilet just now, I rushed in like the wind and squatted down, and then I tried hard.

Boom!

The huge magic power under the fifth limit directly flushed the toilet!It exploded! ! !
Ah ah ah ah ah ah ah! !
Fortunately, there was no one in the city, otherwise Lin Xiaolong would have the heart to kill the god of death.

The God of Death looked at Lin Xiaolong's crazy look, waved his hand and said:
"Okay, okay, don't talk about that. Do you still have the potion?"

"No more for now, just do it in a few days."

Lin Xiaolong sat on the ground exhausted, feeling as if he had aged ten years.He looked up at the sky haggardly, looking old.

The god of death at the side was pleasantly surprised when he heard Lin Xiaolong's words, and threw a pitch-black skull ring to Lin Xiaolong and said:
"As long as you can do it, this ring is a tool to summon the God of Death. If you need to exchange things, the God of Death will come to you. The list will be updated by then, so we can cooperate more in the future."

"so good?"

Lin Xiaolong was very surprised, not thinking that his potion had such an effect.

If you take out the full recovery potion, will the God of Death just cry for his father and mother and rush to hug his thigh?

After hearing what Lin Xiaolong said, the God of Death said seriously:

"Of course, the life potion is not only a strengthening thing for the god of death, but also a beauty thing."

"Beauty?! Did I hear that right? You have beauty with your frame?"

For a moment, Lin Xiaolong felt that his brain was not enough, and stared at the god of death with wide eyes in disbelief.

Reaper didn't answer this, as if smiling without saying a word.

Gradually disappeared in place, and said at the same time:
"Remember to find a place where there are no people when calling us, otherwise there will be unimaginable consequences. At that time, you can only deal with it with potions."

The moment the sound disappeared, the God of Death also disappeared.

Lin Xiaolong was left sitting alone on the ground, messy in the wind, and really didn't know what the God of Death was thinking.

After handling everything, Lin Xiaolong stood up from the ground with emotion.

Looking at Cosette's grave, he bowed silently and said seriously:
"Goodbye, Cosette, I hope you can rest in peace in the underworld."

……

Back at the place agreed with the old man, Lin Xiaolong didn't have much expression on his face.

After seeing Lin Xiaolong, the old man showed surprise and said in surprise:

"Master Lin Xiaolong, I thought you had already left."

Hearing this, Lin Xiaolong sighed, looked at the old man and said:

"I also want to leave, but your young lady said she knows me better than anyone else, so I have to stay. At least I have to investigate this matter thoroughly before I can leave with peace of mind. I don't want to suddenly meet a rival. And look Your young lady is still a guy with immortality."

After listening to Lin Xiaolong's words, the old man showed an appreciative smile on his face, looked at Lin Xiaolong and said:
"My lady is naturally immortal, she is the strongest true ancestor. Then I'll go back, the lady is still waiting for Master Lin Xiaolong's return."

"Let's go."

In this way, the old man took Lin Xiaolong to space transfer away.

As soon as the scene changed, Lin Xiaolong found himself in the villa again.

Only myself and the old man were in the gorgeous living room, and Grandfather Doris was not here.

But soon Lin Xiaolong heard Dai Lisi’s voice coming from the corridor:
"Butler, are you back?"

Delise held her long skirt in both hands and ran over in small steps.As a result, after seeing Lin Xiaolong, her expression turned sideways.

Becoming solemn and elegant, Lin Xiaolong’s eyes revealed a subtle flavor:

"Lin Xiaolong, you are here too."

Like a greeting and a welcome, the girl's words made Lin Xiaolong feel multiple meanings.

This made Lin Xiaolong a little unsure how to answer, he looked at Doris and smiled without answering.

Delise turned to look at the old man and asked expectantly:

"How is the result?"

When the old man heard Delise's words, he bowed respectfully and covered his chest and said:

"Cosette poisoned herself to death. In the end, she got her original wish and was buried in an ordinary way."

After hearing the old man's report, Delise showed an intoxicated expression on her face.Putting his hands together on the side of his face, he said intoxicatedly:
"It's so beautiful."

Lin Xiaolong on the side frowned when he saw Delis saying this. He always felt that Delis was just appreciating the sadness of others.

Soon, Doris recovered from the intoxication.Turning to look at Lin Xiaolong, he said seriously:
"Lin Xiaolong, please forgive my gaffe. I have been bored for a long time, and I often like to listen to other people's stories. Your stories are very intoxicating, and everything is. I like listening to the butler tell me the most. Your past, although many places are intermittent, but I understand, Lin Xiaolong, you are very good."

After speaking, Delis looked at Lin Xiaolong with a smile, and now understood why Delis said that no one else understood him.

That's right, the old man used his ability to see Lin Xiaolong's past, and then conveyed Lin Xiaolong's past to Delise in words.

In this way, Doris learned everything about Lin Xiaolong, but Doris's greatest curiosity about Lin Xiaolong started from fighting against the world.

Because no one has confronted the world for a long time, Lin Xiaolong's appearance naturally became the focus of Doris' eyes.

After almost understanding the situation, Lin Xiaolong looked at Dai Lisi and said seriously:

"Then what do you want from me? It's definitely not just telling me about Cosette, right?"

"Of course it's more than that..." Doris pursed her lips and smiled, her eyes fixed on Lin Xiaolong and she said seriously:

"Lin Xiaolong, I know that you have the ability to resurrect others. At the same time, you have a very good relationship with the God of Death, so I ask you to resurrect my father."

Doris said with a serious expression, and bowed in Lin Xiaolong's direction.

"Resurrection? I don't know how to revive."

Lin Xiaolong vetoed this matter immediately, if he agreed, it would definitely be endless in the future.

"Lin Xiaolong, please don't refuse. I just want to see my father. If you agree, I will help you destroy the world's support points. At the same time, I will help 36 countries defeat the 'world'."

Doris' words moved Lin Xiaolong's heart. His purpose of coming here is to prevent the world from invading.

If they can get support from unknown areas, the 36 countries will have a better chance of winning.

However, Lin Xiaolong would not agree so easily, and at least he had to work out the conditions for resurrection.Otherwise, it will be endless in the future, so Lin Xiaolong said dullly:
"Resurrection is not something that can be done casually. It requires a completed body and a complete soul. And the deceased will be guided by the God of Death to go to the underworld. If the soul is in the underworld, there is nothing I can do, and if I resurrect a person, my strength will be reduced. The lifespan will also be reduced. Even though I am very familiar with the God of Death, I don’t have the final say on lifespan. The God of Death has clear standards.”

Half-truths, half-false words, others will believe them.

But Lin Xiaolong forgot one thing, that is, Dai Lisi and the old man both know their past, so they naturally know the conditions for resurrection.

"Please don't lie to me, Lin Xiaolong. It is not a good thing to lie to a lady."

Dai Lisi obviously knew Lin Xiaolong's conditions for resurrecting others, and now Lin Xiaolong could only break the pot and fall.

"Marry me and I will resurrect your father!"

"can!"

Unexpectedly, Dai Lisi agreed directly without thinking, and Lin Xiaolong immediately stood there stunned and petrified.

Fuck! !I actually agreed! ! !
This script is wrong!Shouldn't it be a direct rejection or sarcasm? ?
I'm used to the routine before, why don't I play the cards according to the routine now!

Lin Xiaolong felt that his brain was not enough, and the agreed routine disappeared.

You are kidding me! ?
coach!What the hell are you doing!

Don't know if there is a trick at this time?Do you understand the routine?Routine!
Lin Xiaolong felt ten thousand grass mud horses galloping past his mind, and always wondered if there was some conspiracy.

According to my situation, the other party will definitely refuse, otherwise I wouldn't have been rejected so many times!
This time it worked!This is obviously unscientific!Not magic either!
Mu Nadi Lin Xiaolong looked at Doris in disbelief, always feeling that he was plotting something.

Dai Lisi looked at Lin Xiaolong and asked doubtfully:

"What's wrong? Why are you stunned?"

"You agree to marry me?"

Lin Xiaolong still didn't believe it, always felt it was unscientific, and looked at Doris cautiously.

"Yes, I agree. After resurrecting my father, I will marry you. It's almost time for me to get married. Although the chance of pregnancy in a vampire is very small, I still have to work hard for the sake of future generations."

Dai Lisi looked at Lin Xiaolong, raised her hand to cover her chest and said seriously.

Now, Lin Xiaolong panicked.I panicked about things that didn't follow the rules, and I always felt like it was the end of the world.

etc!Doesn't that mean I can get married?Oh yeah!marvelous!I can finally get married! !
Unexpectedly, at this time, Doris sighed with emotion and said:
"Even if you don't propose, after resurrecting my father, he will arrange a blind date for me. I'd rather be with someone I know better than someone I don't know."

"After doing this for a long time, you just randomly recruited someone to bet on your father's mouth!"

Hearing this, Lin Xiaolong gushed out a mouthful of old blood, and his whole body turned pale.

In a daze, Lin Xiaolong suddenly felt at ease, and had a feeling that "this is the right routine."

No! ! !Could it be that this kind of casual wedding is my destination in my life! ?

Destiny?a ha ha ha!Goddess of Fate, come out to me, I want to have sex with you for [-] rounds!
(End of this chapter)