Human beings can no longer satisfy us

Chapter 160 Invincible Fly Swatter.

Just after Shan joined Ripple, Lin Xiaolong also stopped.Rudy was relieved that he didn't rush to do the task.

On this day, Lin Xiaolong sat bored in his home, and sat melancholy on the sofa in the living room.It's boring to be alone, but the only consolation is that Fei is resting at home today and serving tea and water for herself.It feels pretty good.

"Master Xiaolong, you've been making too much noise outside recently. Now the mercenary union is talking about Ripple, and everyone except you is getting good reviews. You're the only one who has too many bad reviews."

The petite Fei sat on the sofa opposite Lin Xiaolong, eating tea while talking.The head of the refreshment eater looked like a hamster, and he moved very quickly to eat the refreshment in a few strokes.

Hearing this, Lin Xiaolong frowned and asked with a smile:
"Oh? That's it, the mercenary union."

Hearing what Lin Xiaolong said, Fei's ears immediately twitched as if she had discovered something.He asked cautiously:

"Master Xiaolong, you are not looking for trouble, are you?"

"No, no, I'm a good person. How can a kind person be angry because of other people's evaluation?"

Lin Xiaolong smiled brightly, and then suddenly said:
"I'm going to the toilet."

As he said that, he got up and walked towards the gate, stood on the street, gritted his teeth and ran towards the mercenary union.

"Oh, oh, oh, you bloody bastards, how dare you speak ill of me behind my back! Watch me beat you into little cakes!"

Boom boom boom...

The sound of Lin Xiaolong running wildly came from the street, and the people on the street sighed melancholy when they saw Lin Xiaolong's appearance.They already had a certain understanding of Lin Xiaolong and got used to it.

Lin Xiaolong, who was running wildly with his tail in the dust, rushed into the mercenary union, kicked open the door and shouted to the mercenaries inside:
"You bunch of scumbags, how dare you speak ill of me behind my back. Watch me beat you to pieces!"

For a moment, the members of the mercenary union were taken aback.Then turned and fled in terror:

"Fuck! It's Lin Xiaolong!"

"Help! It's Lin Xiaolong!"

The mercenary retreated frantically, just as a child appeared in front of the mercenary.

"Mom, I'm scared!"

The child was frightened by the sudden scene, covering his eyes and crying in fear.

"Damn it, why did a child get in here!?"

A mercenary was immediately taken aback when he saw the child, and quickly pulled the child behind him. After walking a few steps before, he turned around and said firmly to his companion:
"Protect the child and don't let Lin Xiaolong hurt the child. You go first and I will come later!"

"Boss!"

The mercenary with the child on his back looked at the man in front of him with emotion.

What the hell am I that scares you so much! ?I fell!
Facing what happened, Lin Xiaolong lifted the coffee table in his heart.

At this moment, the man grinned, waved his hands, looked at Lin Xiaolong and said dully:

"Brothers, this is the ultimate secret of our mercenary group. I will only demonstrate this trick once, so watch it!"

"Oh oh oh! Could it be that trick!?"

The surrounding mercenaries widened their eyes in excitement, for fear of missing something.

The mercenary saw golden magic power erupting all over his body, and his eyes suddenly widened when he looked at Lin Xiaolong.As if his body was as fast as lightning, he flew towards Lin Xiaolong.

"Profound Truth! Lion Fist!"

In an instant, an overwhelming momentum rushed towards Lin Xiaolong, and the mercenary's fists burst out with terrifying magic power.Hit Lin Xiaolong.

Seeing the opponent's attack, Lin Xiaolong grinned, imitating the opponent's posture and putting on a full-strength posture with a smile:
"As a respect for the soldiers, I decided to give you dignity."

Snapped!
Lin Xiaolong slapped the mercenary's face like a fly.Immediately, the mercenary in mid-air rolled his eyes and passed out, and at the same time hit the floor beside him.

Boom!

In the next moment, the mercenary stuck his ass into the floor and passed out.

"Boss!!"

Seeing that their companions had sacrificed their lives to protect themselves, everyone cried out in grief.

"Damn it! Lin Xiaolong, you devil!"

The mercenary roared with tears in an instant, and clenched his fists tightly:

"Isn't it agreed to give dignity? How can there be dignity in that kind of move like swat a fly? Look, what our boss looks like. Even the posture of fainting is pouted, how can there be dignity? !?"

Hearing this, Lin Xiaolong became embarrassed, and thought unsteadily: It's not my fault!I'm just a conditioned reflex, whoever told him to fly over suddenly slapped me habitually!
But Lin Xiaolong couldn't speak, but sneered hard, waved his hand confidently and said to the mercenary:

"You are wrong!"

Immediately, he gave the mercenary a pause and watched Lin Xiaolong raise his head, lift his chest, tighten his abdomen and raise his hips.And Lin Xiaolong explained seriously:
"You are wrong! This move is an invincible fly swatter that I have researched and developed for several years. This move absorbs the power of the fly swatter. It is soft and unexpected. It makes the enemy defenseless. You must know that flies are very sensitive creatures , It is almost impossible to get close to it. So this invincible fly swatter is the ultimate killer developed through scientific research and the concept of historical development!"

Lin Xiaolong's words stunned the mercenary for a moment, and finally the mercenary went crazy:
"Your sister! If you find an excuse, you have to find someone who can be convinced. If you don't even change your name and add two 'invincible', who will believe it! Do you really think we are children?!"

"Good boy, tell me your name?"

Seeing the other party's sharp complaints, Lin Xiaolong immediately narrowed his eyes and asked seriously.

Seeing Lin Xiaolong's question, the man smiled confidently.He stood up, looked at Lin Xiaolong and said:
"My name is……"

"Ahh! My favorite thing is to say 'no' to self-righteous people!"

Before he finished speaking, the mercenary attacked Lin Xiaolong with a punch, experiencing the feeling of a friendship-breaking fist.The whole person soared into the air and somersaulted in mid-air before landing on his head.

bang bang!

"This has nothing to do with me!"

The mercenary hit the ground with a dull crashing sound, and he didn't forget to complain before he fainted.

After finishing the two people, Lin Xiaolong immediately lost interest when he saw the frightened looks on the other mercenaries.He sighed and said helplessly:
"Forget it, I'll go play somewhere else."

In this way, Lin Xiaolong left the mercenary union, and the mercenaries heaved a sigh of relief when he left.

After leaving the mercenary union, Lin Xiaolong walked on the street with a bored expression.It's not an option for me to rest these days and sleep at home every day.And at this moment, a familiar person appeared in Lin Xiaolong's sight. She was Mary, the cat-eared girl!

"Oh! Mary..."

Seeing Mary walking with an orc with a smile on his face as soon as he greeted him, Lin Xiaolong stood there stunned.

Fuck! ?This is the first time I saw Mary walking with other men, could it be this! ?No no no, absolutely impossible! !

"Absolutely impossible!!"

Lin Xiaolong, whose eyes were glowing red, rushed forward with lightning speed, hitting the orc who was walking with Mary away with his ass.

Smiling brightly:
"Oh! What a coincidence Mary, I didn't expect to see you here. You are indeed my true love!"

The beast that was knocked away just flipped in the air for three and a half weeks and screamed:
"Fuck!"

crackling...

It flew 20 meters along the street and finally rolled on the ground countless times before stopping.

"..."

Seeing this scene, Mary, who wanted to talk to the orc, stared twitchingly at Lin Xiaolong in front of her and waved her fist:

"What are you doing meow! This is the tailor I hired so hard!!"

boom!
Lin Xiaolong was punched head-on with the 'Renwai Niang Friendship Correction Punch' and flew upside down, tossed in the air for three and a half weeks and landed on the ground rolling several times before stopping.

History is always strikingly similar.

Later, Lin Xiaolong was sitting in the cloth shop with a face of pain. Next to him, an orc with a face of pain was gesticulating and laughing with Lin Xiaolong.And Mary stood in front of Lin Xiaolong and started preaching angrily:
"I hired a tailor just to make clothes for you, a bastard who has no clothes to wear, and you actually knocked him away! Do you want to make me angry to death!? Xiaolong!"

Hearing this, Lin Xiaolong looked at Mary with a moved face:

"Mary Meow, you are so kind to me! You really are my true love!"

Just as he was about to stand up, he heard the orc beside him cough dryly:
"Ahem, Mr. Lin Xiaolong, please sit down. Otherwise, I can't control my size, and I won't care about what happened before. It's an honor for me to work for Miss Mary."

The orc looked longingly at Mary, his face full of excitement.Seeing this scene, Lin Xiaolong bared his teeth and stared at the orc in displeasure: What kind of eyes do you have, bastard!Oh oh oh oh!You still look away!See if I don't beat you up later.

But what made Lin Xiaolong happy was that Mary didn't feel the yearning for the orc at all, and stared at Lin Xiaolong sullenly.

Afterwards, the orcs started making clothes, and Mary looked at Lin Xiaolong angrily and asked angrily:
"So, what did you do just now?"

"It's okay, I just came out to solve the problem."

Lin Xiaolong smiled brightly, not to mention what happened before, otherwise Mary would be angry again.

After that, Mary packed several sets of clothes for Lin Xiaolong, and the orc left.

On the road, Mary and Lin Xiaolong were walking side by side. An angry Mary turned to stare at Lin Xiaolong next to her, recalling what she had seen while holding the magic sword, and her face was a little depressed.

asked in a low voice:
"Xiaolong, how do you feel about your life now?"

"I'm very happy, I like my current life very much. I like the quiet life best!"

Lin Xiaolong didn't care too much, and smiled brightly.

When Mary heard this, she thought of the scenes she had seen, and understood why Lin Xiaolong was so happy when he was crazy.

There is no war here, no such terrible war.There are no enemies, and the death toll of that level of war is too terrible.Mary didn't even want to recall the scene she saw back then, and felt that Lin Xiaolong's current personality was normal.

After all, it's pretty good to have experienced that kind of war without going crazy.

"That little dragon..."

"Ah what?"

Lin Xiaolong looked at Mary suspiciously, but Mary shook her head:
"It's nothing."

"is it?"

Lin Xiaolong didn't think much about it, but Mary felt a little reconciled.

Xiaolong, I've fallen in love with you.I didn't understand you before, but now I understand.You never tell your sad things. If it weren't for the magic sword, I might never know your past in my life.

However, I don't seem to have the courage to say it now.

There was a smile on Mary's face, it was a smile of love, very sweet.

(End of this chapter)