Simulated Cultivation of Immortals: Pushing the heavens from the world of Uncle Nine
Chapter 25 Mr. Linghuan
Chapter 25 Mr. Linghuan
Tan Family Village.
Tan Wanwan's family is the wealthiest family in Tanjia Village. They are well-known tyrants and bullies in this village, but now they have no choice but to be haunted by ghosts.
"Master, if it doesn't work, let's go ask Uncle Nine. Uncle Nine is famous for being powerful. I heard that the zombie trouble a few days ago was also solved by Uncle Nine!"
"Hmph! Uncle Jiu, that stubborn old man, wants me to invite him even if he refuses to drink a toast and is fined with wine? There is no way. I don't believe that the world is so big and there is no true Taoist priest except him!"
Tan Wanwan snorted, and sneered at what the concubine said. He had a grudge with Uncle Jiu for a long time, and now even if the house was haunted, he would not go to Uncle Jiu in front of his family.
Because he directly built a whole house on the family's ancestral grave, he didn't help the ghost to move the grave, but directly leveled the grave and built a house on it to suppress them, so he annoyed the ghost. Then he began to harass the members of the Tan family every day.
"Sir, we have invited nine Taoist priests. None of them are really good. Each one was severely punished and then ran away. Why bother just leaving us here to suffer!" It was Tan who said this. Wan Wanwan's wife in the house cried and said, which made Tan Wan Wan's face show a wave of hesitation.
Tan Wanwan lives in Renjia Town, so how can he not know how powerful Uncle Jiu is? As early as the beginning of the haunting, he had the cheek to ask Uncle Jiu to come and help him without telling his family, but Uncle Jiu didn't know how he knew After he built the house, he refused to come over to help him see the truth. No matter how much money he paid, Uncle Jiu would not come over.
With a strong nature, he thought it was an insult to Uncle Jiu's categorical rejection, so he was too embarrassed to tell them about it, so he kept pushing the matter on to the previous things, saying that he was too embarrassed to invite him. .
Thinking of his wife's crying appearance and the sad and frightened family members around him, Tan Baiwan raised his head to the sky and sighed: "I'll go find a Taoist priest today. If the next Taoist priest can't do it, I'll risk my life." I don’t want this old face anymore, and I have to ask Uncle Jiu!”
"Master! Uncle Jiu heard that there are horse thieves coming to loot the village, so people from the security team and the self-defense team will come to our village at night to help us guard the village!" At this time, a servant came running from outside and shouted .
"What? That's just right, master, when the time comes, you must ask Uncle Nine, otherwise you won't be able to pass this day!" Tan Wanwan's wife was overjoyed, and hurriedly said to Tan Wanwan.
"What are you begging for? Haven't you heard that Uncle Jiu is busy with business? The horse thieves are about to come. If we let Uncle Nine come over at this time, then if the horse thieves really come in, all our property will be lost, and we are driving What the hell are you doing?!" After hearing this, Tan Baiwan became furious and scolded.
The wife was reprimanded and cried in a low voice, not daring to refute. There are still many people in this era who left behind feudal ideas, and Tan Wanwan's family is exactly the same.
Uncle Jiu found out that horse thieves were about to come from the north and attack Renjia Town. Tanjia Village was in the northernmost part of Renjia Town, so if there was a thief, Tanjia Village would bear the brunt, so Uncle Jiu led the town’s security team and Tanjia Village. The Self-Defense Forces set up traps outside Tanjia Village.
It's not difficult to block this bandit, either mentally or unintentionally.
They had laid out all the ambush traps during the day, and now they were waiting for the horse thieves to take the bait.
In the evening, Renfu.
Huang Tian set out as usual and planned to go out to look for food, but because there were not many animals in these places beside Renjia Town, so he started to prepare to go to the surrounding villages.
In the wilderness of the town, because it is surrounded by villages, there are not many wild animals. However, it is different outside the village, where there must be more animals.
Huang Tian started to jump around in the wild, it has to be said, as expected of the troubled times, ghosts can be seen everywhere, if it wasn't for Uncle Jiu sitting here, there might be many troubles.
However, those lonely wild ghosts were wandering around one by one. The underworld's underworld agents were probably too busy, and Huang Tian couldn't catch them. Otherwise, he wouldn't mind helping to clean up these ghosts.
……
"This house, it is said that it was only built for one year, but during this year, none of our family got up in the morning and slept on the bed, every night we were moved out of bed by ghosts!" Tan Wanwan looked sadly. Looking at a middle-aged Taoist priest, he complained.
"Those who move people to the table are done by evil people, and those who move people out of bed are done by evil spirits." The middle-aged Taoist Mao Shanming nodded and said, then looked at Tan Wanwan and patted Tan Wanwan confidently. His chest said: "You have to be afraid of evil people, evil spirits? Hey, with me here, you don't have to be afraid!"
"Oh, you are already the tenth Taoist priest who has said this to me! The other nine were helpless!" At this point, Tan Baiwan took out a stack of banknotes from his waist.
"Ten Taoist priests, nine of them don't do anything, and I'm the tenth!" After saying this, Mao Shanming looked at the stack of bank notes that Tan Wanwan took out, and his mouth couldn't help but his voice became softer. point.
"Wow, the cinnabar on the banknotes is so beautiful!" Mao Shanming looked at the stack of banknotes and said with a smile.
Smiling, Tan Wanwan took out a small red envelope from it and handed it to Mao Shanming, saying, "It's a small thing, it's not a respect!"
Mao Shanming's original smiling face drooped, and he tore open the red envelope and found that there was only one piece of ocean. He sighed, but he didn't care too much, because what he was going to cheat later was the real big money, and then he walked to the Dharma table, The clothes on his body were worn backwards and turned into a Taoist robe.
Wearing a Taoist robe, Mao Shanming began to practice, constantly chanting his way of deceiving the world, but I have to say that he really knows such two tricks, Nuomi was made to jump up and down by him, everyone in the Tan family Being bluffed by him for a moment, I just feel that the person in front of me seems to be really capable, and I can't help but feel a little more confident in my heart.
After Mao Shanming finished playing a set, he threw two umbrellas into the room. Although the back umbrellas were thrown out, his two captive ghosts, Dabao and Xiaobao, had already appeared in the room.
This also means that he can go into acting next. He had previously told him to act more seriously this time and act more realistically, so as not to be exposed by others like before.
Mao Shanming took the pot of glutinous rice confidently and walked into the door, instead of closing the door, he opened the door wide, so that everyone in the Tan family who had already opened their eyes could watch him catch ghosts, and then It's good to cheat for a silver ticket!
As the glutinous rice continued to jump out, he grabbed a handful of glutinous rice and threw it forward, and then grabbed another handful and threw it towards it.
(End of this chapter)
Tan Family Village.
Tan Wanwan's family is the wealthiest family in Tanjia Village. They are well-known tyrants and bullies in this village, but now they have no choice but to be haunted by ghosts.
"Master, if it doesn't work, let's go ask Uncle Nine. Uncle Nine is famous for being powerful. I heard that the zombie trouble a few days ago was also solved by Uncle Nine!"
"Hmph! Uncle Jiu, that stubborn old man, wants me to invite him even if he refuses to drink a toast and is fined with wine? There is no way. I don't believe that the world is so big and there is no true Taoist priest except him!"
Tan Wanwan snorted, and sneered at what the concubine said. He had a grudge with Uncle Jiu for a long time, and now even if the house was haunted, he would not go to Uncle Jiu in front of his family.
Because he directly built a whole house on the family's ancestral grave, he didn't help the ghost to move the grave, but directly leveled the grave and built a house on it to suppress them, so he annoyed the ghost. Then he began to harass the members of the Tan family every day.
"Sir, we have invited nine Taoist priests. None of them are really good. Each one was severely punished and then ran away. Why bother just leaving us here to suffer!" It was Tan who said this. Wan Wanwan's wife in the house cried and said, which made Tan Wan Wan's face show a wave of hesitation.
Tan Wanwan lives in Renjia Town, so how can he not know how powerful Uncle Jiu is? As early as the beginning of the haunting, he had the cheek to ask Uncle Jiu to come and help him without telling his family, but Uncle Jiu didn't know how he knew After he built the house, he refused to come over to help him see the truth. No matter how much money he paid, Uncle Jiu would not come over.
With a strong nature, he thought it was an insult to Uncle Jiu's categorical rejection, so he was too embarrassed to tell them about it, so he kept pushing the matter on to the previous things, saying that he was too embarrassed to invite him. .
Thinking of his wife's crying appearance and the sad and frightened family members around him, Tan Baiwan raised his head to the sky and sighed: "I'll go find a Taoist priest today. If the next Taoist priest can't do it, I'll risk my life." I don’t want this old face anymore, and I have to ask Uncle Jiu!”
"Master! Uncle Jiu heard that there are horse thieves coming to loot the village, so people from the security team and the self-defense team will come to our village at night to help us guard the village!" At this time, a servant came running from outside and shouted .
"What? That's just right, master, when the time comes, you must ask Uncle Nine, otherwise you won't be able to pass this day!" Tan Wanwan's wife was overjoyed, and hurriedly said to Tan Wanwan.
"What are you begging for? Haven't you heard that Uncle Jiu is busy with business? The horse thieves are about to come. If we let Uncle Nine come over at this time, then if the horse thieves really come in, all our property will be lost, and we are driving What the hell are you doing?!" After hearing this, Tan Baiwan became furious and scolded.
The wife was reprimanded and cried in a low voice, not daring to refute. There are still many people in this era who left behind feudal ideas, and Tan Wanwan's family is exactly the same.
Uncle Jiu found out that horse thieves were about to come from the north and attack Renjia Town. Tanjia Village was in the northernmost part of Renjia Town, so if there was a thief, Tanjia Village would bear the brunt, so Uncle Jiu led the town’s security team and Tanjia Village. The Self-Defense Forces set up traps outside Tanjia Village.
It's not difficult to block this bandit, either mentally or unintentionally.
They had laid out all the ambush traps during the day, and now they were waiting for the horse thieves to take the bait.
In the evening, Renfu.
Huang Tian set out as usual and planned to go out to look for food, but because there were not many animals in these places beside Renjia Town, so he started to prepare to go to the surrounding villages.
In the wilderness of the town, because it is surrounded by villages, there are not many wild animals. However, it is different outside the village, where there must be more animals.
Huang Tian started to jump around in the wild, it has to be said, as expected of the troubled times, ghosts can be seen everywhere, if it wasn't for Uncle Jiu sitting here, there might be many troubles.
However, those lonely wild ghosts were wandering around one by one. The underworld's underworld agents were probably too busy, and Huang Tian couldn't catch them. Otherwise, he wouldn't mind helping to clean up these ghosts.
……
"This house, it is said that it was only built for one year, but during this year, none of our family got up in the morning and slept on the bed, every night we were moved out of bed by ghosts!" Tan Wanwan looked sadly. Looking at a middle-aged Taoist priest, he complained.
"Those who move people to the table are done by evil people, and those who move people out of bed are done by evil spirits." The middle-aged Taoist Mao Shanming nodded and said, then looked at Tan Wanwan and patted Tan Wanwan confidently. His chest said: "You have to be afraid of evil people, evil spirits? Hey, with me here, you don't have to be afraid!"
"Oh, you are already the tenth Taoist priest who has said this to me! The other nine were helpless!" At this point, Tan Baiwan took out a stack of banknotes from his waist.
"Ten Taoist priests, nine of them don't do anything, and I'm the tenth!" After saying this, Mao Shanming looked at the stack of bank notes that Tan Wanwan took out, and his mouth couldn't help but his voice became softer. point.
"Wow, the cinnabar on the banknotes is so beautiful!" Mao Shanming looked at the stack of banknotes and said with a smile.
Smiling, Tan Wanwan took out a small red envelope from it and handed it to Mao Shanming, saying, "It's a small thing, it's not a respect!"
Mao Shanming's original smiling face drooped, and he tore open the red envelope and found that there was only one piece of ocean. He sighed, but he didn't care too much, because what he was going to cheat later was the real big money, and then he walked to the Dharma table, The clothes on his body were worn backwards and turned into a Taoist robe.
Wearing a Taoist robe, Mao Shanming began to practice, constantly chanting his way of deceiving the world, but I have to say that he really knows such two tricks, Nuomi was made to jump up and down by him, everyone in the Tan family Being bluffed by him for a moment, I just feel that the person in front of me seems to be really capable, and I can't help but feel a little more confident in my heart.
After Mao Shanming finished playing a set, he threw two umbrellas into the room. Although the back umbrellas were thrown out, his two captive ghosts, Dabao and Xiaobao, had already appeared in the room.
This also means that he can go into acting next. He had previously told him to act more seriously this time and act more realistically, so as not to be exposed by others like before.
Mao Shanming took the pot of glutinous rice confidently and walked into the door, instead of closing the door, he opened the door wide, so that everyone in the Tan family who had already opened their eyes could watch him catch ghosts, and then It's good to cheat for a silver ticket!
As the glutinous rice continued to jump out, he grabbed a handful of glutinous rice and threw it forward, and then grabbed another handful and threw it towards it.
(End of this chapter)
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