Honestly, I'm going to be the villain

Chapter 46

On the day of the Thirteen Elements celebration, the scene was quite lively.

The sound of gongs and drums, the sound of firecrackers, and the fluttering of colorful flags are a sea of ​​people.

That guy, Baiyun met Hu Neixing, and Heitu said he was sticking the wall when he met him, which shows how lively the scene was at that time.

The original performance of the celebration was Huang Feihong's lion dance, but unfortunately, because he was poisoned by his disciple Ah Ren, and the lion dance lost to Lei Yixiao's centipede, so the lion dance was gone and replaced by Lei Yixiao's centipede , Mr. Smiling Tiger Qian will perform in person.

As expected of Mr. Qian Zong, the centipede was played with a needle but not poked with it. It was very good, and the centipede he played was so vivid.

Under the leadership of Lord Lei, the iron centipede in the field easily picked the greens, and shook out the congratulatory message in the greens.

I don't know if it's an illusion, but Yan Zhendong who was sitting in the auditorium felt that the centipede head in the arena, which was Lei Yixiao's position, seemed a little uncoordinated. stable. (Martial arts are as strong as Yan Zhendong, just sneaking into a venue, how difficult is it?)
That's not right, according to Master Huang's introduction to himself at the time, Lei Yixiao's punches and kicks are very good, even powerful, especially good at legs, so there is absolutely no problem with this kick.

"Is it possible that what Ah Le said last night is true?" Yan Zhendong scratched his chin, thinking about what Ah Le said last night.

Ah Lek is not like Ah Wei and Ah Kuan, they are very happy, love to brag, and are good at boasting. Ah Lek basically doesn't like to pretend to be aggressive. If he wants to pretend, he has to act big.

Last night, Awei and Akuan put on all kinds of pretense, saying that the two of them worked together to kill the leader of Monk Hua, the process of saying this must have been all kinds of embellishments, the temperament of these two people is well known .

Just these two people said how difficult it is for them to kill the evil monk. The evil monk is good at the tiger and crane double fist, and the two of them can't beat him together. Ear waited for the next three indiscriminate tricks, and specially attacked the two of them in the next three ways. If it wasn't an emergency, remembering the master's teaching, he used the tiger and the crane to fly, and then killed the evil monk.

Few people believe what Ah Wei and Ah Kuan said. It may be true that the evil monk is good at the tiger and crane double-shaped fist, but it is not necessarily true that the evil monk specializes in the lower three ways. It may be that Ah Wei and Ah Kuan specialize in the lower It's three-way. Thinking about it this way, only Ah Wei can use the three-way kung fu, only he doesn't practice well, and specializes in some things that are not available.

Thinking about it this way, Awei and Akuron's record is not very good.

In the end, it was Ah Le who was pragmatic, and he simply said that he had beaten Lei Yixiao to a disability, and he couldn't take care of himself because of the beating.

Ah Lek is the one who really knows how to pretend, and this pretending is that the needle does not poke, Ah Wei's joint kill is still believable, and Ah Lek's single-handedly beating Lei Yixiao to death is a real joke.

However, Ah Le then explained that he actually crushed Lei Yixiao's bird, everyone just laughed and didn't believe it, although Master Yan's method of the next three ways is very strong, but the power is still worth points people watch. (Ah Wei and Ah Kuan were outside at the time. They only knew that Ah Let turned against the guest for a moment, and then ran away while the enemy lost his mind. They didn't know the specific situation in the room)
Others don't believe it, but Yan Zhendong still believes a little bit, at least he can be sure that Ah Le has indeed hurt Lei Yixiao, but he doesn't know the extent of the injury.

Now it can be confirmed that Ale has definitely destroyed Lei Yixiao, and uprooted him.

People say that if you walk too fast, it's easy to tear your eggs, but in Yan Zhendong's view, if you walk too big, it's easy to tear your wounds if you don't have eggs.

Centipedes are arthropods and multi-legged animals, so to play centipedes is to replace the centipede's cloth feet with human legs to make the centipede come alive.

Therefore, since it is imitating a centipede, it must separate the two legs wider, but Lei Yixiao can't separate the legs too much, it is easy to tear the wound.

Every time the centipede moves forward, it means that Lei Yixiao will be hurt once, take a step, and hurt once.

If it wasn't for Lei Yixiao's extraordinary willpower, he might have fallen to the ground, covering his lower body and crying bitterly.

"Everything is worth it, as long as I kidnap the foreigners, exchange those altar masters back, and rebel against the trend, it doesn't matter if the bottom is a little fleshy." Lei Yixiao comforted himself in his heart, and at the same time controlled the centipede, and quietly asked the Sand Fairy Dapan near.

As the saying goes, when the harvesting is over, Lei Yixiao will naturally start to implement the plan to kidnap foreigners, after all, now is the best time.

Heck!

But hearing a rooster crowing on the roof, one person has sword eyebrows and star eyes.With a golden cockscomb on his head, a rattan shield tied to each arm, like wings, steel claw iron shoes on his feet, a red dress and red trousers, gently floating down from the roof.

It was Huang Feihong who came.

"Use magic to defeat magic!" Yan Zhendong was thoughtful after seeing Master Huang's rooster costume.

Let's look at Master Huang's rooster costume. If ordinary people wear this rooster costume and look like a chicken, then there is only one sentence to describe it.

Going to the banquet alone with chicken feathers, all classmates wear chicken feathers. —— Yuan Hua

But if Master Huang put on the rooster costume, it would be different.

He is heroic and valiant in a rooster costume, flying up the branches to cover the phoenix. ——Tidal sea spirit

Huang Feihong!
Although the man was wearing a brightly colored rooster costume and he couldn't see clearly from the roof, Lei Yixiao could still spot it at a glance. The only one who could come out to disrupt the situation at this time was the nosy Huang Feihong.

"Huang Feihong's appearance here means that his subordinates have failed." In an instant, Lei Yixiao connected the front and back, "Forget it, let's catch Shaxian Daban first."

Seeing Huang Feihong appeared, Lei Yixiao didn't want to wait until Shaxian approached by himself. The original plan was that Shaxian would give awards to the centipede team members, and then take advantage of Shaxian's awarding ceremony to grab him and kidnap him, but Now there are variables, so let's do it yourself.

Seeing that Lei Yixiao and others made a move, Master Huang stopped sculpting on the roof and jumped directly from the roof to attack the centipede team.

The iron shoes researched by Master Huang do not poke with needles. Wherever the iron shoes with chicken feet go, the iron skin on the back of the iron centipede is scratched open, which cannot be stopped at all.

Lei Yixiao was shocked when he saw this, and quickly ordered his brothers to stand firm and turn their heads to deal with the iron rooster.

hiss!
He took a deep breath, and took too many steps too fast, Lei Yixiao pulled the wound again.

After the chicken was pulled off, Lei Yixiao summoned all the famous doctors in the city and wanted them to treat him, but no one could treat him, even Lei Yixiao even invited foreigners to treat him, but the results were all cured. No, I will be a eunuch from now on.

"Damn big teapot!" Lei Yi laughed and smashed four tables.

Because he couldn't reconnect his severed limb, Lei Yixiao could only stop the bleeding.

But as the saying goes, a hundred days of injury, let alone a broken chicken, it's only been three days, no matter how strong Lei Yixiao is, he won't recover so quickly.

"It's all your fault, it's all your Huang Feihong's fault, you didn't come to disrupt the situation, how could my dick..." The anger in Lei Yixiao's eyes seemed to burn Master Huang to death. Unfortunately, this is the modern world. In the world of fantasy, maybe it could really burn Huang Feihong to death.

The centipede turned around and cut!
Ignoring the pain below, Lei Yixiao gave the order to activate the centipede killing move, and the centipede turned around and slashed.

The centipede turn over and cut means that everyone carries the armored centipede on their backs, turns over and rotates, and uses the steel knife on the armored centipede disguised as a foot to scrape the enemy to death.

Lei Yixiao without the chicken was insane, even using the skill of the centipede turning over and slashing.

Big wood!

Feihong's wings vibrated, blocking the attack of the centipede's steel knife and iron claws, and then pecked open the centipede's joints with the iron beak on top of its head.

Feihong's self-created iron rooster magic is the nemesis of the centipede formation. Feihong's wings are as solid as gold, and his iron claws and steel beak are extremely sharp.

Seeing that the momentum was not good, Lei Yixiao took the first step to penetrate into the warehouse in the apse.

How could Huang Feihong let the main criminal escape?Immediately followed behind Lei Yixiao like a shadow.

Pooh!
Spit out a melon seed skin, Yan Zhendong stood up, patted the melon seed skin on his body, and said in a voice that only he could hear: "The big show is coming, I won't watch from the sidelines, can that work?"

After all, Yan Zhendong also followed to the warehouse behind.

The location of the warehouse is narrow, Huang Feihong took off his outfit, and said slowly: "Lei Yixiao, I won't take advantage of you, you and I have compared each other fairly."

As early as when he was in the government office, Feihong had the intention to exchange ideas with Lei Yixiao.

If you don't advance in martial arts, you will fall back. Feihong, the master known in the world, has all learned their kung fu. King Kong Invincible can fight against Yan Zhendong, who is good at the new martial arts, and Nalan Yuanshu, who is proficient in cloth sticks that can smash rocks and wood. The martial arts of both of them opened Huang Feihong's eyes.

Today, Master Huang's martial arts has already entered the classroom, and if he wants to go further in martial arts, he must absorb the strengths of hundreds of schools, and then create his own martial arts, and embark on his own path of martial arts.

But if he wants to get out of his own way, what Huang Feihong has to do is to compete with all kinds of masters. In his opinion, Lei Yixiao is a master, so give him a chance.

"It's not that Nalan Yewen and Yan Zhendong take guns if they can't beat them." Master Huang hypnotized himself in his heart.

That's right, both Yan Zhendong and Nalan Yuanshu are very cheap, as long as they find that they can't beat Master Huang with their boxing skills, they will decisively threaten Master Huang with their guns.

Speaking of boxing kung fu, Yan Zhendong and Nalan Yuanshu can only draw with Huang Feihong, or at a disadvantage. After all, the limit of boxing kung fu is right there. Ascend to the peak, and it happens that Yan Zhendong and Nalan Yuanshu are not good at boxing, so in order to prevent being laughed at by his disciples after being defeated by Master Huang, these two people have no choice but to stop being human.

Yan Zhendong is best at taking beatings. The strongest martial art is the iron cloth shirt. He is good at taking beatings, but in terms of agility, his boxing skills are really not as good as Huang Feihong, even though he has been in Shaolin Temple for more than [-] years.

What Nalan Yuanshu is best at is a set of self-created cloth sticks, and he has also practiced boxing and kicking kung fu for many years, but compared with Master Huang, he is still a little worse, usually at most a tie.

So in order not to lose face, the two of them had no choice but to use their guns, martial arts, so far.

Back to the topic.

When Lei Yixiao saw Huang Feihong took off his luggage and was about to compete with him, he immediately smiled grimly: "Hahaha, everyone says Huang Feihong has unparalleled fists and feet, but I, Lei Moorong, don't believe in this evil. Only by killing you can I prove that I am the best in the world." First, where is your shadowless foot, come and kick me."

But seeing the red shadow flickering, Feihong's feet had already reached, but hearing dozens of bangs, Lei Yixiao had retreated to the base of the wall.

"Hahahahahaha, Shadowless Foot is nothing more than that." Lei Yixiao continued grinning.

The Shadowless Foot didn't have the slightest effect on him?
hiss!
Waves of pain came from under his feet. Feihong glanced out of the corner of his eye, but saw that his feet were bloody and bloody, and he was already a little unsteady.

Hahahaha!

Lei laughed loudly and tore off his coat, only to see that he was wearing a pair of spiked steel armor on his chest.

In order to deal with Wuyingjiao, this person seems to have put in enough effort to conduct research.

Lei Yixiao saw Huang Feihong's current appearance, and laughed loudly: "Hahahahaha, Huang Feihong, your most powerful thing is the shadowless feet. Now that both of your feet are rotten, let me see what other tricks you can use to get rid of it." Fight me?"

After saying that, Lei Yixiao quickly made a move, a series of heart-piercing kicks one after another.

How to become famous the fastest by defeating a person?Beating him at what he does best, of course.

Lei Yixiao's use of the heart-piercing leg at this time is also out of this consideration.

Blocking Lei Yixiao's heart-piercing moves with his arms, Huang Feihong retreated quickly, looking at the wine jar beside him with a firm look in his eyes.

There is a large amount of fine wine stored in the warehouse, and Feihong gently grabbed a jar, opened the seal and started to drink wildly.

Lei Yi smiled mockingly: "Huang Feihong, don't you don't drink? Now that you are dying, drinking to boost your courage is no longer effective."

After drinking three large jars of wine, Feihong put on a drunken posture, his eyes blurred and said: "You think I can't drink? No, it's not that I don't drink, it's that I shot too hard after drinking and couldn't hold it back. It's easy to kill people!"

Master Huang is drunk now, his feet are injured and he can't stand up, he is using this way of drunken fist to make up for it, his unsteady footsteps are in line with the state of the drunken eight immortals who are drunk but not drunk.

Lei Yixiao thought that he had the chance to win, so he roared and attacked, but he was immediately attacked by Master Huang, and the steel armor on his chest was also torn into two pieces.

Looking at the steel armor on the ground, Lei Yixiao stared at it for a long time and said, "Don't think that the drunken eight immortals are some kind of secret, isn't it just that Lu Dongbin is drunk and has a lot of power, I understand this too."

But Feihong's fist came from another direction, and Lei Yi smiled and said, "Wrong, I am a drunk tiger, galloping down the mountain to catch jackals."

Being hit in the face, Lei Yixiao quickly retreated, distanced himself from Huang Feihong.

I saw Feihong picked up another wine jar and took a sip: "The more I drink, the heavier my fist will be. Just see my drunken fist with no tricks."

But seeing the shadows of fists all around, Lei Yixiao felt that the other party's fists rolled endlessly like ocean waves, and after a while, he was hit in the chest, belly, armpit, cheek, and top of the head several times.

This move is called Drunken Crane, spreading its wings in the sky to fight back.

Lei Yixiao hit several tricks, his body felt like it was falling apart, his legs shook violently, and now he was at the end of his strength.

No, I don't admit defeat, I won't lose!

Lei Yixiao was dissatisfied, so he picked up a hemp rope and threw it at Huang Feihong.

Snapped!
The hemp rope was thrown out, but it didn't hit Huang Feihong's body, but hit the ground next to him, and there was a thunderous sound for an instant.

Drunk arhat, open eyebrows and angry eyes to subdue the dragon

Master Huang's eyes widened, his figure flickered, he dodged several whips thrown by Lei Yixiao, and after getting close to Lei Yixiao, he used his ultimate move.

Suddenly feeling a pain in his jaw, Lei Yixiao found that his body was actually kicked up by Feihong's pearl rolling curtain, and after the whole 720-degree circle for two weeks, his knees hit the ground first.

click!
A crisp explosion came from under Lei Yixiao's body, his knee was shattered into pieces, Lei Yixiao opened his mouth wide from the pain, and collapsed on the ground.

Huang Feihong grinned: "You laugh so annoyingly, I want you to cry!"

"Heh, huh." A good man, he can't cry no matter how painful it is, Lei Yixiao thinks he still has some heroism.

"cry!"

Too lazy to talk nonsense, Master Huang directly took out the sand eagle from his crotch and threatened Lei Yixiao.

"woo woo woo woo."

Lei Yixiao burst into tears.

The man has tears and does not flick them lightly, the man has gold under his knees, it's not that he doesn't cry, but it's just that he hasn't reached the point of sadness. Under the threat of his life, Lei Yixiao cried, crying loudly, wailing loudly, and the tears couldn't stop flowing.

This great cause of rebellion is too difficult, people can't do it, woo woo woo.

Broken Bird's pain, the grievance of being beaten up, all turned into Lei Gonggong's tears, and the tears couldn't stop flowing...

In this battle, Feihong used his iron cock and drunken fist skills to prove to the world that martial arts has no distinction between factions and fixed moves. A real competitive martial art.

Huang Feihong glanced at Yan Zhendong, and said with a bit of pain: "Master Yan, you can forget about watching the show, why are you still here to talk about the narration?"

Yan Zhendong smiled: "I'm sorry, Master Huang, I just think you just finished fighting with someone and need to relax, so I'll liven up the atmosphere for you."

"Hehe, no need." Huang Feihong rejected Yan Zhendong's proposal.

"Oh, that's it. I'm still thinking about waiting for Master Huang's feet to get better. I'll take Master Huang to Hongchen Pavilion to take a bath and have a full-body massage." Yan Zhendong said a little lonely.

"Huh? Seriously?"

If you say this, my Huang Feihong's feet won't hurt anymore.

Hongchen Pavilion, the bathing club opened by Yan Zhendong, in addition to bathing, there are also various massages, and other services are also available.

Master Huang wanted to go there simply because it was expensive and the massage was very good. Master Huang said he liked it very much.

Master Huang doesn't order any internal services, the main thing is to be loyal to Thirteenth Aunt.

Just as Huang Feihong and Yan Zhendong hooked up their shoulders and were about to go to Hongchen Pavilion, a voice behind him stopped Master Huang.

"Phenom!"

Master Huang threw Yan Zhendong away and looked behind him at the source of the sound.

"Aunt Thirteen, why are you here?"

"I heard that Baozhilin was blocked and that you were deaf. I was worried about your health and rushed back to Guangzhou overnight by train."

"That's it, Aunt Thirteen, the crowd rioted just now, didn't it hurt you?"

"It's fine, but Feihong, did you say you were going to Hongchen Pavilion?"

"Uh, Aunt Thirteen, you heard me wrong, I said Baozhilin."

"No, it's Hongchen Pavilion. That's not a place for serious people to go. What are you doing there?"

"Uh, Aunt Thirteen, I really haven't been there."

……

Regardless of the awkward young couple behind him, Yan Zhendong took his new daughter-in-law to find Lei Yixiao, after all, he is now the only one who knows where the girls who were sold to Nanyang went.

The half of the butt that Yan Zhendong has never seen, or the person who should be called the sister-in-law, was kidnapped by those flower monks and sold to Nanyang. This sister-in-law must be saved.

(End of this chapter)