Honestly, I'm going to be the villain

chapter 3
"People and their physiques cannot be generalized."

Lin Yaozu was very impressed with this sentence, he used to just read it as a joke, but now after experiencing it himself, he realized that this sentence is so fucked up.

At noon, there were three people on the platform, two small and one large.

The two younger ones were kneeling on the stone slab, exposed to the scorching sun, while the older one was sitting in the shade, drinking tea leisurely.

The two children are Tianbao and Junbao, and the two of them are kneeling for three hours.

Why kneeling?Because Tianbao and Junbao made a mistake.

The reason was that Tianbao, that is, Lin Yaozu, when he was sweeping the floor with Junbao, he unconsciously went to see the monk who was practicing kung fu next door. Who would have thought that he would be seen by Xinbao, the eldest disciple of the outer sect.

As the elder brother of the outer sect, this Xinbao ran rampant in the outer sect relying on his master being the elder uncle Jueli.

Xinbao sees that the two juniors are not working hard and learning martial arts secretly from the sidelines, so he bullies others with his martial arts.

As an adult, Lin Yaozu couldn't just be bullied like this. Although he said he couldn't beat Xinbao head-on, revenge was still possible.

So Lin Yaozu took the sack, took advantage of Xinbao's inattention, put it on Xinbao, and punched and kicked him.

A beating would have been enough, but when Lin Yaozu asked Jun Bao to help, Jun Bao was exposed as a fool.

The result was Tianbao, and Junbao was punished to kneel for three hours, under the personal supervision of Master Uncle Jueli.

Lin Yaozu sighed: "Junbao, why are you so stupid, this deception has swindled your name, otherwise the two of us would not have been punished to kneel at all."

"How do I know, I have never done such a bad thing, and when Xinbao said he knew who I was, I panicked a little." Junbao said that he didn't think about it either, he didn't expect the world to be dangerous and people's hearts unpredictable.

"Tianbao, I'm so hungry."

"If you're hungry, I won't be hungry anymore? Just bear with it." Lin Yaozu was so worried, the pig teammates were really pitiful.

People's physiques really cannot be generalized, Xinbao told Master Jue Li about Tianbao and Junbao bullying him when he was extremely angry, and Jueli also punished the two cubs Kneel for three hours.

"You two bastards are really bold. I asked you two to learn martial arts to help people, but I didn't expect you two to beat people?" Before the monk Jueyuan arrived, his voice came first, "You are not small, even the disciples of the master Dare to fight."

"Master, don't care about our business." X2
"You still dare to talk back?" Jueyuan gave a shudder all by himself, "Master punished you all lightly, and you only knelt for three hours? Now face the wall for all of you, and then go to clean the Arhat Hall."

Jueyuan is the master after all, and he still cares about his disciples. Although he scolded the two disciples, he took out two vegetarian buns from his sleeve and gave them to the two little ones...

Time flies so fast, ten years have passed in the blink of an eye.

Arhat Hall.

A young monk leaned on the column leaning on his body, his eyes were blank, as if he was thinking about something.

"Tianbao, why are you being lazy again? If we can't finish cleaning the Arhat Hall before dark, we won't be able to eat." A voice sounded not far away.

Later, Jun Bao appeared in front of Tian Bao, waved his arm in front of the latter, and found that Tian Bao did not respond.

"Tianbao? What are you thinking?" Junbao asked.

"It's okay, let's clean up."

At this time, Tianbao came back to his senses.

The reason for the daze is simple, Tianbao's business at the foot of the mountain has been disturbed.

For ten years, if he ate fast and recited Buddha in Shaolin Temple, Lin Yaozu felt that he would go crazy, so he secretly went down the mountain and started his own business plan.

In the first two years, he borrowed chickens to lay eggs, and the eggs gave birth to chickens. Later, with some capital, Lin Yaozu started to raise pigs.

The dignitaries of this era do not eat pork, only commoners eat it. The reason is that pork in this era, no matter how it is cooked, has a fishy smell, so Lin Yaozu used the technique of castration and fattening in advance.

After the birth of this method of castration and fattening, pork is no longer cheap meat. Dong Tianbao took advantage of the trend and became a professional pig farmer. Relying on technology and funds, he became a hands-off shopkeeper. Beg for alms and see how your industry is doing.

"Tianbao, Master always told us that learning kung fu is to help others, but everyone in the temple knows kung fu, who should we help?" Jun Bao asked stupidly.

"Of course it is used to help myself." Tianbao grinned, he knew that Junbao was not as stupid as he showed.

He is as wise as a fool, and he doesn't bother to use small cleverness.

After getting along with Junbao for so many years, Junbao always relied on Tianbao when he needed to make up his mind.

If you don't use your brain, you will naturally become dull over time, so Jun Bao gives people a silly look.

"Jun Bao, the Dharma Academy's assessment will be held next month. How is your practice?" Tianbao recalled the Dharma Academy's assessment.

Jun Bao scratched his head: "The practice is not bad, but I don't know how it compares with the brothers. After all, they practice much harder than me."

"I have already decided that I will be the number one monk among the new generation of Shaolin disciples." Tianbao said firmly.

"It's easy to say, we have only practiced martial arts for more than ten years, and none of those seniors have practiced martial arts for more than ten or twenty years, so it's our turn." Jun Bao said.

If there is a choice, Tianbao doesn't want to compete for any ranking, it's so tiring, but there is no way, it's all a system task.

The task of becoming a master does not say that you must become an official. This task is a long-term task, and there are many ways to do it.

A superior person is not necessarily an official. For example, Tianbao’s pig farm allowed him to enter the wealth list of Kaifeng Prefecture and became the number one local tyrant in Kaifeng Prefecture. Then the system gave him a reward. (to the pinnacle).

The system has said that, except for special skills, general skills are classified by level, from low to high, from the first glimpse, a little success, outstanding, proficient, to the pinnacle.

After becoming the number one rich man, he directly rewarded the full-level splitter, so if he became the number one among the new generation of disciples, he didn't know what amazing rewards he would have.

Taking advantage of Junbao's concentration on sweeping the floor, Tianbao rushed towards Junbao, "Junbao, look at the move."

"Okay, you're making a sneak attack." Jun Bao flew back again and again, taking a stance to deal with Tian Bao.

"Look at my fairy to guide the way." Tianbao rushed to Junbao in an instant, and punched Junbao's chest.

"The black tiger jumps over the stream." Jun Bao reacted very quickly, he stepped on the ground with both feet, and he jumped up. When he avoided Tian Bao's attack, he took advantage of the situation and made an Arhat strike the bell.

Of course Tianbao would not sit still and dodge immediately.

"Cat turn around."

Seeing Tianbao dodge his own attack, Junbao continued to punch Tianbao, punch after punch.

Tianbao was in a hurry, and started to fight back with one move after another. When fighting back, he also released all kinds of obscenities.

Hungry cranes looking for shrimp!

Crab claws!
Mule kicks!
Elephant kicks!

The black tiger flits past the vulture!

Jun Bao quickly fell into a disadvantage, from attack to passive defense.

After all, in the past few years, when Tianbao practiced with him, he didn't have so many flirtatious words, and these moves were shouted out, which were completely different from what Tianbao actually used.

"Junbao, be careful, I'm going to make the last move." Tianbao reminded, and immediately launched an offensive.

"The tornado destroys the Daxiong Palace!"

After shouting this sentence, Jun Bao didn't know how to defend himself.

After Tianbao called out the name of the move, he jumped forward suddenly, his whole body circling in the air, and in the process of circling, his palms kept slapping.

This trick, in the digital world, is called a battle tornado.

Putting it in the world of four-wheel drive brothers is called a combat charge tornado.

But in the Shaolin Temple at this time, this trick is called a tornado destroying the Daxiong Palace.

Jun Bao was defeated and fell to the ground by Tian Bao.

"Jun Bao, practice your kung fu again, how do you get into the Bodhidharma Academy?" Pulling Jun Bao up, Tian Bao said helplessly.

Jun Bao patted the dust on the monk's robe: "Those senior brothers don't know how to call out your moves while fighting, and the moves are completely different from the ones used."

"Since you asked the question sincerely, then I will tell you mercifully." Tianbao folded his hands behind his back, with an unfathomable expression on his face, "I'm called a soldier who never tires of deceit. This is a tactic."

Tianbao nodded with a vague understanding: "I don't quite understand what Tianbao you are talking about, but it sounds very reasonable."

"Just make sense, don't think too much." Tianbao had a teachable look on his face.

"By the way, Tianbao, what, uh, the tornado destroyed the Daxiong Palace, why did you name it? Why did you destroy the Daxiong Palace? Wouldn't it be disrespectful to the Buddha?" Junbao asked three times in a row.

"Ahahaha, it's just a move, the Buddha won't blame me, Junbao, let's sweep the floor, sweep the floor." Tianbao slapped a haha, and fooled Junbao.

(End of this chapter)