If you don't animate, you will die

Chapter 86
Time soon came to the broadcasting date of "Convex Transformation Heroes BABA". Many up masters have already been on a regular basis, ready to watch the first time, and then make videos.

After all, as long as you follow Mr. Wu, there will be a lot of popularity to ride on, and the launch of the hero is a good opportunity.

At [-]:[-] noon, the animation started on time, and the up master 'Iron Evidence Cotton Ball' clicked in immediately. It was produced by Wu Qi, and it must be a high-quality product. Such a label has already convinced many people.

Therefore, "Iron Evidence Cotton Ball" is looking forward to this animation very much. In his opinion, or in the opinion of many people, Wu Qi gave up the serialization of "Fat Edition National Geographic" and gave up a good business opportunity. , Going back to do this animation, so, can you not let people look forward to it?
So, he pressed the right arrow a dozen times in a row, and fast forwarded directly to the beginning of the animation.

"I've become a superhero, I can see right through your hips."

It was a handsome man, holding a wine glass in his hand, and said so to a beautiful woman across the table.

The woman put her hands on her cheeks, and she responded very quickly, "Ah, you guessed it right, so I have to drink this glass of red wine, and then get drunk by you, and take it into the suite of the hotel upstairs. It’s full of rose petals, turn off the light and press me against the corner for a strong kiss, the background music is still sexy black blues blues, hate it, how can you have such a shy superpower?”

While talking, her face turned red and she made various shy movements, but the man started to complain, "The part after guessing right has something to do with superpowers!"

"Then, please begin."

The woman is doing well, the handsome man is still holding the wine glass, he closed his eyes, "Your hip is"

Before the words were spoken, the woman interrupted affectionately, "Ah~ You guessed it."

The woman blushed, and the lights shone on her face, making her look so beautiful and moving, "It's so amazing, it feels like a dream. When I was a child, I yearned for one day to be saved by a superhero. Today, when you tell me the size of my hips In an instant, I finally got my wish.”

The woman looked at the lower left corner, blushed and continued to recite the lines, "Oh, I can't help but feel a little drunk."

"I haven't guessed that you are drunk!"

But the man couldn't stand it anymore, and started complaining directly, "Ah, so that's the case, you are also a superpower, your ability is mind reading, you read what I just wanted to say in my heart."

Unexpectedly, the woman's answer was even more outrageous.

"You think too much, I'm just taking the initiative to flatter you."

"Suddenly said it yourself?"

The man continued to complain, but the woman rested her chin on one hand and looked at the man affectionately, "A handsome man like you, who can see a woman's hips at a glance, is he serious about me?"

The man showed tenderness and a smile, "To tell you the truth, you are actually my first love."

The next moment, a hand was placed on the man's shoulder. It was a girl with pink hair, she was Xiao Min, "Dad, are you looking for a stepmother for me again?"

The air froze instantly. The woman looked at the pink-haired girl in disbelief, and the man quickly took out a dollar.

The girl took the money and turned around to leave. The man was sweating and waved at the girl, "Come on, little girl, uncle will give you one dollar to help you return to school!"

He looked at the woman in front of him again, wiped his sweat and said, "Haha, there are so many ways to beg now!"

How did the man know that the pink-haired girl didn't leave, but was about to run away, and the next moment, she bent over the ground and rushed towards the man, kicking him several meters away with a flying kick.

The woman opposite the man also stood up, "How can you be so rude to a superhero?",

"Enough stupid women!"

"This man is not a hero at all, nor does he have superpowers. The reason why he can see through your hips is because he is a toilet seat designer who lives on other people's ass!"

Xiao Min told the truth to the other party, and the two passing women taunted one after another, "A big man is a toilet seat designer, how bad it is!"

Unexpectedly, the man slid in front of the two women, holding a toilet seat in his hand, but there was a small logo printed on it, "Which of you will be the Cinderella who lost the washer?"

After the two women saw the man's handsome face, they immediately let go of their previous prejudices. They all pointed their buttocks at the man and kicked at him, "Ah~ah, it's me or me..."

The man let out a smug laugh, but Xiao Min became even angrier. She told them the truth, but she was still fascinated by her father. Enough of these stupid women!
However, Xiao Min is a girl who knows martial arts. Since she couldn't convince the other party, she had no choice but to take her father home, "Mom left us just because of your foolishness." She said. After finishing, she kicked her dad under the street lamp in the street.

Unexpectedly, the father who was beaten by his daughter sat under the street lamp and looked handsome. He lowered his head and said in a low tone: "Hey, the child has grown up after all. Birds need a free sky. Xiao Min flew freely."

In a serious tone, he recited a line from the second grade, and then accompanied by a BGM with a female voice, it looked very sloppy.

Xiao Min didn't know that his dad's handsome play made the three women on the side scream again, and became nympho again.

"That's enough for you!" Xiao Min angrily beat the three women, and then dragged her father back home.Seeing this, the first scene is over.

"Iron Evidence Cotton Ball" held his stomach and laughed endlessly. This passage is really magical. Both the voice actors and the lines are very sandy. There are several reversals in a row. The language and behavior of the characters are very exaggerated, which looks very funny. .

The next thing is for the protagonist to gain superpowers. When the male protagonist returned home, he took off his outer pants in the living room before closing the door. This kind of behavior was inevitably reprimanded by Xiao Min.

The two quarreled several times. Dad felt something was wrong and wanted to close the door first. It would be bad if the neighbors saw it, but Xiao Min said that he was going to take a bath and would not accompany him anymore.

As a result, at the door, they ran into Old Wang next door who had just left. Old Wang was a man with a watermelon head and a big head, looking very wretched.

Seeing the hero's appearance, Lao Wang covered half of his face with one hand, and showed a wretched smile, "I didn't expect you to leave at this time, the hero sees the same thing, but let me tell you, you This won't work, if the jacket is too short, people will see something wrong at a glance, and will be caught by the police, so let's change to a longer one, let's form a team together and let the girls shout their throats! Hehehehehehe~"

Old Wang smiled, his shoulders kept shaking, and after a bang, the male protagonist closed the door directly. He suddenly felt a little pain in his stomach. Go to the bathroom.

He clutched his stomach, "Let me go first, I want shit, I want shit!"

Yelling, he rushed into the toilet, "Hey! No, I don't want to take a shower in the bathroom where you shit!"

"I'm not pulling in the bathtub."

"Hey, that's not the point, it's the smell, you rotten person! You'd better fall into the toilet and disappear from now on!"

After finishing speaking, he didn't forget to hammer the toilet door. The male protagonist sat on the toilet and said calmly: "Don't look at Xiao Min who is very mature, but sometimes he is still very childish. What about falling into the toilet? Might it appear in such a rigorous plot?"

As soon as he finished saying this, he fell into the toilet with a whoosh. Immediately afterwards, there was a black and white flash. In the black environment, a pure white human silhouette was running. Finally, Dad came to an underground world.

"No way? Did I really fall into the toilet?"

He asked such a question, and the one who answered him was a big man standing on a high platform, and the light hit him from top to bottom, "Stupid, how could there be such an unscientific setting, in fact, you are the earth at this moment." He is the only human being on the toilet squatting, so he is honored to be selected to be one of us, responsible for defending the earth, and cannot tell anyone."

The male lead reacted, "Being chosen by the toilet god to be one of you, you can't tell anyone, to defend the earth, are you the legendary god squatting bureau?"

"Stupid, the stuff in those comics is so unrealistic!"

The figure of the big man is also revealed. He is a big man with a figure comparable to Schwarzenegger. He wears a pink construction hat and a green summer vest. He wears sunglasses on his face. There is a symmetrical mustache, but the chest is covered with two pink shells, which looks both magical and grassy.

He couldn't believe what this man said, he thought this was a sewer foreman, and he was a stranger, he didn't know him at all.

However, the big man still told the male protagonist that his body has changed, and that tomorrow there will be invaders coming to the earth.

In the end, the big man said his name, "My name is Mario." The word Mario was pronounced in falsetto. The voice used to be rough before, but now it is so shrill, and the contrast is immediately brought up.

The next moment, the male protagonist returned to the toilet, and he found that he had turned into a fat man, crying like ghosts and wolves.When he went out, he didn't know how to explain to Xiao Min, but found that Xiao Min had fallen asleep.

He hugged Xiao Min to the bed, wanted to kiss her, but accidentally woke her up, "You pervert, who are you? How did you get into my house?"

He, now Uncle Ya, has turned into a big fat man, how could Xiao Min recognize his identity?Naturally, a beating was inevitable.

"Ah, don't kill me, listen to my explanation!"

"Sneaking into a girl's room and wanting to be obscene, you still have a reason?"

Xiao Min said angrily.

Now, he only needs to prove his identity and tell his daughter that he is her father. Xiao Min should accept him as he is now, right?
He yelled in his heart, 'I'm not a pervert, I'm your father. '

As a result, when I say it in reality, it is like this, "I'm not a pervert, who is the pervert?"

Wait, why did he think differently from what he said? Only then did he realize that he couldn't tell anyone what happened just now.

He continued to speak, wanting to try again, he said in his heart: 'I am really your father! '

Saying it out is, "I really want to lick you!"

Saying this sentence, Uncle Ya is finished, he must be beaten up by his daughter, and finally thrown out of the house.

In the next plot, there are still several high-powered ones every minute. The aliens came, and it turned out to be a mechanical cockroach, which was beaten by the protagonist with slippers. Later, a big one came, but it was beaten by his own artillery. kill.

When he came, the villain first read a lot of words from the second class. To make the earth people fall into fear, the way to be beaten is very simple. The protagonist uses slippers and mouth cannons, and directly destroys two. This paragraph is also a line The explosion, whether the villain or the protagonist, said a lot of dirty words.

It still makes people laugh out loud, but because Uncle Ya said a lot during the battle, the street was very messy early in the morning, he was found by his daughter again, and he was beaten up again.

"Noisy!"

Xiao Min kicked the uncle away, "I heard you yelling and shouting all by yourself in the morning, and I told you last night, don't let me see you again!"

Uncle Yao was beaten to the ground, and Xiao Min walked away angrily. He remembered his goal when he became a superhero.

I have a reason to be a hero, don't I?
Thinking of this, Uncle Ya got up from the ground, looked at Xiao Min's leaving back, and the piano sound of the BGM was soothing.

"From that day on, I became a superhero."

After a narration, the first episode of the animation is over.

The first episode, excluding the opening and ending credits, is only 10 minutes long. So much content is covered, every scene is full of laughs, and the amount of information can be said to be very large.

Every episode has plenty of laughs, "Iron Evidence Cotton Ball" he laughed from the beginning to the end, the characters have a lot of lines, and the lines are also the source of happiness in this animation, "As expected of Mr. Wu, the lines are as good as usual. "

After watching the first episode, as a professional, he felt a little surprised. The jokes and stories are all very imaginative, and the graphics and painting style are not bad.

He felt that this should be another good work, this animation is both beautiful and funny.

In the previous life, the painting style of the first season of "Convex Heroes BABA" was mediocre, and the number of frames was relatively poor, which made Xiaomin a bit ugly. This is one of the reasons why it scored 8.7 on Douban. If the picture has the level of the second season , probably close to nine points.

With the end of the animation, the ending song also started to play, and the list of production staff also began to appear. As an up host, I will naturally not let this place go, just in case I can see something interesting!
In the end, he looked at it and found an interesting point, "Why is Mr. Wu still a screenwriter?"

"He didn't go to supervise this animation?"

By implication, what did Wu Qi do again?This is a puzzle, but the 'Iron Evidence Cotton Ball' doesn't want to make a fuss, but instead creates a sense of urgency.

He felt that this point was worth talking about. He had to hurry up and make a video. If it was too late, it would not be beautiful to let his colleagues take the lead.

At nine o'clock in the evening that night, on the BL website, a video titled "Wu Qi is just the scriptwriter of "The Convex Heroes BABA", where did Wu Qi go" appeared on the homepage of the BL station.

　Two in one
　　
　
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