Future Optical Brain System

Chapter 75 The Madness of "The Crazy Stone"
The happy time always flies very fast. The 103-minute film is coming to an end. After the bakery owner appeared on a motorcycle chasing the black leather who only gnawed at the bread, the scrolling subtitles of the film flashed on the screen.

"Wow!" The audience stood up, and applause and cheers echoed in the projection hall like a tidal wave.

The acquaintances chatted with each other, and the audience praised and discussed one after another.

"It's so funny. Two groups of 'silly' thieves compete for an emerald and countless coincidences form a hilarious story. This screenwriter is so talented."

"It's absolutely beautiful. You just need to have a mouth. It's guaranteed to make you laugh. Also, remember, don't bring drinks."

"My stomach hurts from laughing so hard. It's a movie worth watching again."

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Many viewers immediately joined the queue to buy tickets as soon as they came out of the cinema, bought another ticket, and watched it again. They laughed at many plots and did not see them.

Many people hurried home by car, turned on their computers, and immediately shared their impressions with everyone in Chen Dong's fan Q/Q group, posts/bars.

"Just finished watching "Crazy Stone", oh my god, my stomach is full of laughter, it's so funny." A fish netizen named Anshui posted a post in Chen Dongtie/Ba.

"Is it so funny?" A netizen replied in disbelief.

"I don't believe it, just go buy a movie ticket and go to the theater to see it. The audience burst into laughter. A buddy in front of me happened to see the joke when he was drinking a drink. He couldn't hold it back for a while and sprayed it on an audience next to him. body, the two of them almost didn't fight."

"Indeed, it is quite funny. The character in it is very funny. The international thief Mike was first blindfolded by a black man, and had the safe stolen. He cursed, 'I will punch your lungs', and then was cheated by a profiteer. The young couple sold the rope 1 or 2 meters short. When they stole the jade, they hung it in the air and couldn't reach the jade. They cursed, "I'll beat your lungs." Then when they escaped from the sewer, a BMW pressed down on the manhole cover and trapped them in the sewer. In the sewer, this kind of funny plot, coupled with cool expressions, funny + cool, the conflict between two completely opposite personalities is really hilarious.

Also, for the role of Heipi, I define his character as stupid + simple, direct, and rough. When I was hungry, I smashed the glass of the bakery with a stone to grab bread, and was chased by the owner of the noodle shop on a motorcycle, with bread in my mouth. Simple, direct, rough, and some Silly, such as wearing a silk stocking on the head as a hood, lighting three cigarettes as incense to pay homage to Guan Erye,... Whenever I see Hei Pi talking, I can't help laughing.

Besides, brother, stupid + unreasonable + treating thieves as a job, for example, on the rooftop, three thieves were opening boxes, and brother Dao's girlfriend called, and he said, 'I don't have time, I'm working', you guys These women just don't understand that this stage is the rising stage of my career, how can I walk away. 'He said it seriously, as if he was serious.

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Netizens who have watched the movie have recommended this movie to everyone on Q/Q groups, post bars, forums, and Weibo!
"This movie is definitely worth watching. Although there are no big stars and directors, it is definitely a hilarious story."

"If you are tired from work, scolded by your boss, wronged, sad, or feel unfair... I suggest you read "Crazy Stone". Emotions are all forgotten."

"Two groups of stupid thieves are fighting wits and courage in order to steal emeralds from Luohan Temple. Yes, you read that right, two groups of stupid thieves are fighting wit and courage. It's a very dramatic plot. Coincidence constitutes a hilarious story."

"Actually, apart from being hilarious, this movie also has a warm side, such as the ordinary love between Bao Shihong and his wife... In short, this is a movie worth watching."

"I'm going to watch it again tomorrow. I was too busy to laugh just now. I didn't see many plots."

"The humorous lines in the movie combined with the actors' funny performances are simply amazing."

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In the Chen Dong Fans Q/Q Group and Chen Dong Post Bar, netizens posted their own comments about watching the movie. In less than an hour, hundreds of comments were posted.

Countless netizens who have never watched "Crazy Stone" asked netizens who just came out of the cinema about the plot of "Crazy Stone". When writing the words, there was a strong expectation in their hearts, and they couldn't wait to watch the so-called "laughing so hard" movie.

Netizens who didn’t intend to go to the movies at first read these movie reviews, and were also attracted to curiosity. What kind of movie is so hilarious, and their mouths twitched with laughter, so they plan to buy a ticket today or tomorrow and go to the cinema to see it. , is it really that funny.

Compared with the movie viewing comments of netizens on the Internet.

Film critics are much more professional.

The so-called film critics analyze the pros and cons of the film from the professional aspects of the film, evaluate and score from many aspects such as director, art, lighting, photography, etc., and then evaluate the pros and cons of a film based on a comprehensive score.

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At this point, American film critics are much more professional.

As for the mainland film critics in the original time and space, these people are not called film critics, they are called Shui/Jun almost, 1000 yuan for an article, a "film critic" can write 10 to dozens of articles a month, and the monthly salary is 1 to tens of thousands. It's very nourishing, and there are also "film critics" who raise big Weibo/blog to make money, as long as they retweet "praise", "very good", and "want to cry" to get money.

In this time and space, film critics are more professional, and most of them are raised by the media, not by film producers. They are much more professional and objective.

Famous film critic Lu Hao published his comments after watching "Crazy Stone" on a well-known domestic film review website.

"Multiple stories, many clues, always run through a main thread, that is, the jade, mixed but not chaotic, each clue echoes back and forth, and can be justified. In Hong's car; after Bao Shihong stopped and cursed, because he didn't pull the handbrake, the car crashed into the BMW of the real estate boss's four-eyed man, and the trio of Dao brothers who were almost spotted by the traffic police were out of danger... Four A story linked by a soda can.

(End of this chapter)