escape from tarkov garbage system

Chapter 57
Jiang Minglang went to the fish bar to have a look, and the top one was the post posted by July.

It was written in the post that no matter who took the second shot, they all went to the dome to assemble, and after the assembly, they slowly engaged Jiang Minglang.

After watching it, Jiang Minglang understood why the player didn't even go to the dormitory building, but ran directly towards the big ball.

It turned out that these people had a conspiracy, and they were still bleeding at the gunpoint!
When the time was almost up, Jiang Minglang also took care of the delay of the live broadcast, and diverted his time from watching Fish Bar.

Inviting a few people to YY, Jiang Minglang asked with a smile: "Little brothers, what's going on, you all ran together, explain to me in July!"

July: "I don't know, I didn't get in the queue, maybe they have a good understanding, and they all know to go to the big ball to gather."

Blank: "I can testify that it was July who did it!"

Twist: "It was his idea to meet us in the fish bar in July."

Spirits: "I don't know anything, it was July who invited me in!"

July: "I※, you just sell it directly, are you not soft-hearted at all?"

After seeing that everyone sold July directly and indirectly, Jiang Minglang didn't intend to let July go: "You sold other people's first, and they messed with you. You even deleted the post on Yuba, don't I'm struggling, it's you, I see, I will definitely repay you twice as much for your love for me! Let's have a sweet double row together, how about it?"

Qiyue hastily refused: "No need, I have something else to do, so let's download it first!"

"Cut, coward!"

……

Although it was said to be doing something in July, Jiang Minglang originally planned to play a wave of money-spreading boys, and played four or five more, until it was time to sing to Kaka's boss at five o'clock.

If they didn't make troubles in July, there really wasn't a certain number of people who could really organize it. If they couldn't gather a certain number of people, even if the water friends delivered food in front of Jiang Minglang, they wouldn't be enough to kill them.

However, there are also gutter capsizes. One player is very smart. Knowing that Jiang Minglang has mountaineering activities, he will definitely buy a rope to evacuate at the evacuation point of the big ball.

That player ran there at the beginning of the game, waited for a long time, and finally succeeded in killing Jiang Minglang.

Jiang Minglang was so frightened that he didn't dare to retreat from the big ball in the next few rounds.

……

Jiang Minglang looked at the time again, and it was 10 minutes to five o'clock, so he said to the audience in the live broadcast room, "It will be five o'clock in 10 minutes, and I will keep my promise and sing a song for Kaka's boss." Uneasy, you go to call some people first, after three hours, they are all gone. Just don’t be unable to come back.”

To be honest, Jiang Minglang was really a little afraid of Anxiety. He hummed a few words of this song while eating, so he probably could only sing a little bit, and let the rest follow suit.

……

At five o'clock sharp, Jiang Minglang saw that the number of people in the live broadcast room was almost 20, so he said, "It's almost time. At the request of Kaka's boss, I will sing a song for everyone this afternoon. It may not be finished. I hope everyone doesn’t mind, and don’t criticize me for singing badly, let alone say that I’m sawing wood! If the housing management sees this, they will be locked up in 365!”

The audience, who did not wait to come back after speaking, clicked on the accompaniment.

ah oh
ah oh eh

ah hiss ah hiss
ah blah blah blah

ahhhhhhhhhhh
ah oh
ah oh eh

……

Anxiety, sung by the famous singer Gong Linna and composed by Gong Linna’s husband, Lao Gong. This song is accompanied by instruments such as sheng, flute, violin, and dulcimer. In the extremely fast rhythm, the changes are endless, exaggerated and deformed, and unique.Because of its varied rhythms, exaggerated performances, mysterious lyrics and other factors, it is endowed with an entertainment color by the Internet, and the majority of netizens call it the "Divine Comedy".

What Jiang Minglang didn't expect was that he would finish singing it. Although there was a little part in the middle that was muddled, it was still very strong.

……

"Strong! Invincible!"

"Don't say it, it sounds good!"

"Boss Kaka, what will you sing tomorrow?"

"Let's do it again, let's have fun!"

"Thinking upstairs is a bit dangerous!"

……

"Okay, the song is over. It's time for the game. If you want to watch the game, you can watch it for a while. If you don't want to watch the game, you can come back at eight o'clock. Also, I beg Kaka boss to find a normal place tomorrow." I can only sing Chinese and English, and I can’t sing anything else.” Jiang Minglang was really afraid, if he continued to make up these "Divine Comedy", he would go crazy.

……

After singing the song, Jiang Minglang was going to go to the flea market to buy some key cards for the laboratory. Except for the red card, which he couldn't afford, he could buy the others.

While buying a key card, Jiang Minglang's cell phone rang.

Jiang Minglang took it over and listened: "Hello, I am the illegitimate son of Chiang Kai-shek..."

Jiang Minglang was taken aback, he met a liar!
I wanted to hang up the phone, but after thinking about it as a live broadcast project, I turned on the speakerphone.

"My assets of 100 billion Hong Kong dollars in Taiwan have been frozen, but I'm in city b and I can't go back to Taiwan. Now you only need you to transfer 300 yuan to buy a ticket, and I will give you 1 million Hong Kong dollars as a reward!"

At the beginning, the audience didn't know what was going on, but after hearing it, they knew it was a liar, and then they started their own show routines.

"I'm Qin Shihuang, I'm not dead yet, give me 20 yuan, let me go back to the Qin Dynasty, and I'll give you an official title!"

"I am Ben, I have 2000 billion US dollars in Switzerland, give me ten dollars to open a Swiss account, and I will pay you back one billion!"

"I am Chiang Kai-shek, and I am your father. Hurry up and give me your 100 billion Hong Kong dollars, or I will beat you to death when I go back!"

"I'm Lincoln... sorry I can't make it up!"

……

Looking at the barrage, Jiang Minglang could only laugh, and he couldn't reply to the audience now.

"Uh, I'm actually Song Meiling's younger brother. You know Song Meiling, right?"

The other end of the phone asked: "I don't know, I'm not interested in whose grandson you are, I just ask you three million for one hundred million, do you want to change it or not!"

Jiang Minglang is really helpless, is this liar not educated now?Song Meiling is Chiang Kai-shek's wife!

"Um, fine, but how can I be sure that you are Chiang Kai-shek's grandson? I was in City B just now, come and look for me, I want to see if you look like Old Chiang!"

"Oh, I made a mistake just now, I'm not in city b, I'm in city h."

"Alright then, City H is also fine, you really don't know who Song Meiling is?"

"My fucking Guan Song Meiling, who did the chicken feathers? Hurry up, do you want to change it? There will be no more shops after this village! There won't be such a good chance next time!"

"Okay, stupid thing that even your mother doesn't know, you still come to be a liar, please, check your family account carefully before you lie to others!"

"I ※your※'s ※, you dare to slap me, you tell me you are here, I will go over and hack you to death! You ※※!"

"Okay, it's better to waste this time and find another target. Are you really a professional liar? I suspect that you don't have a liar's license."

Then the liar was still scolding Jiang Minglang, but Jiang Minglang didn't give him a chance, so he just hung up.

It's enough for a liar to tease, why take it seriously?

(End of this chapter)