Long live the call of the Three Kingdoms

Chapter 29 Civilian Cannon Fodder!

"My lord, good news, good news!"

Liu Ye was checking the military situation at the City Guard's Mansion in the city, and Dian Wei walked in excitedly.

What good news?Looking at Dian Wei, Dian Wei's swarthy face was full of excitement, and he took out a bamboo slip.

"Just now the scouts outside the city reported the military news, saying that all the vanguard troops of the Yellow Turban Deng Tong Department had been recruited, and the diarrhea continued, and the entire barracks was in a state of congratulations!" Dian Wei had a strong smile on his face, and couldn't help laughing.

"It's only the first day, and they still have diarrhea?" Liu Ye looked at Jia Xu.

Jia Xu, who was standing aside, hadn't spoken yet, and Pan Sen said, "The yordle mushrooms are highly poisonous, and we brought them from the west. There is no such mushroom in the east, but it is a bit exaggerated to be able to bring down more than 1 people. gone."

Seeing everyone's doubts, Jia Xu smiled and stroked his beard, and said, "Because I was afraid that Timo's mushrooms would not be effective, I specially bought a few hundred catties of croton, ground it into powder, mixed it with some laxatives, and put it in the well water outside the city. Li, so the effect of this medicine is a little bit stronger!"

"Oh!" Everyone suddenly realized, but their anus tightened at the same time.

This Jia Xu is really poisonous. With so many laxatives, why didn't the Yellow Turban army capsize in the gutter?
"Interesting, where is Wu Yun?" Liu Ye shouted.

It was obvious that Wu Yun and Wu Yun were standing beside Liu Ye, and when they heard the words, they hurriedly handed over their hands, and they will not be here.

"Raise two thousand soldiers and horses, and follow me out of the city to catch rabbits!" Liu Ye said with a smile.

"Catch rabbits? My lord, are there any rabbits outside this city?" Dian Wei rubbed his head.

"Awei, these Yellow Turban soldiers are so weak that they can't stand up and squat on the ground. What's the difference between them and rabbits?" Liu Ye made a metaphor.

"Hahahaha!"

All the generals in the hall burst out laughing.

"I want to go too, to see how these people make a fool of themselves!" Xin Zhao was eager to try.

"Come whoever wants to go, but you must wear a mask!" Liu Ye said.

"That's right, with tens of thousands of people coming together, I don't know how stinky it is, I'm afraid the stink will be overwhelming!" Xin Zhao nodded.

"Well, it's best for these 2000 people to bring more yellow turban soldiers, and let them understand them with reason and empathy. It's best to incorporate these yellow turban soldiers without bloodshed!" Liu Ye said.

"By the way, a hundred medical craftsmen from our army's medical craftsman camp will be sent with the army, bringing antidiarrheal medicine!" Liu Ye added.

"Yes!" Xian Xian and Wu Yun took the order and went.

"Let's go, let's go out of the city to see the grand scene of thousands of people squatting in the pit!" Liu Ye laughed loudly.

Soon, Liu Ye and others set off from Changshe City.

The barracks arranged by He Jin were only five miles away from the Changsha. After Liu Ye and others hurried over, they could smell a stench coming from afar.

"Well, this stinks, my God!" Galen followed behind Liu Ye, frowning.

"My lord, these yellow-turban thieves are probably holding back all the milk shit they brought out of their mother's womb?" Dian Wei said with a towel wrapped around his nose.

"I don't know, I just know that when we enter the barracks, they won't be able to stand up, their legs must be weak!" Liu Ye said.

"Ha ha!"

The crowd laughed again.

Soon, everyone arrived at the camp of the Yellow Turban Army.

At the gate of the Yellow Turban camp, there was not a single Yellow Turban army.

What about people?

Everyone was cautious and walked in slowly, one meter, two meters, getting closer and closer, and finally walked into the camp.

The closer they got, the stronger the smell became, and only then did everyone see what the Yellow Turban soldiers inside were doing.

Thousands of Yellow Turban soldiers squatted in a row, showing their white buttocks, throwing their weapons and armor aside. They all had grim expressions, and sometimes made ecstatic uh-uh sounds.

But no one can stand up.

"Han army, Han army!" Finally, some Yellow Turban soldiers noticed something was wrong.

"It's not good, the Han army is attacking!" The yellow scarf army who still had some strength shouted.

However, these people have been pulling for a long time, their legs are weak, and no one can stand up in a hurry, only feeling weak all over, and can only watch the Han army rushing forward.

"Listen, you yellow scarves. I am Liu Ye, the general of the gangsters. If you surrender, I will pardon your crimes and provide you with an antidote. If you don't surrender, you will be killed immediately!" Liu Ye used his lion Roar skills, shouted loudly.

"I'll wait for my wish!" Immediately someone shouted feebly.

Liu Ye winked at Xian Wu Yun next to him.

Showing his understanding, he said to the yellow turban soldiers behind him: "You have all been yellow turbans. See if there are any fellow countrymen or acquaintances here. If there are any, go and persuade them. My general is generous and doesn't care about their past crimes. As long as they surrender, The treatment is the same as yours, not only meat to eat, but also a salary, and the family takes care of the work!"

When the yellow turban descendants heard this, they all shouted, and the following scene appeared in the yellow turban camp.

Do you have any brothers from Qingzhou?

I came from Qingzhou with Zhang Jiao, do you have any brothers from Qingzhou?

Yes, are you a Yellow Turban?
Yes, I used to be a Yellow Turban, but our General Liu Ye was magnanimous and didn’t care about my faults. He not only pardoned my crimes, but also let me join the Han Army and become a glorious people’s soldier!Brother, how about it, join the Han army with me!

However, my relatives are all in the yellow scarves.

What do you eat at Yellow Turban?Have you ever eaten sauerkraut slices?Our General Liu Ye not only has meat to eat every day, but also keeps us full!

Really?

Why am I lying to you, your relatives are all in the yellow scarves?Where is it?

They are all in Nanyang, following Zhang Jiao, General Tiangong.

Brother, don’t call him General Tiangong, that’s the bandit Zhang Jiao, come on, we Han soldiers here are full of food, and our lives are well-to-do. We are all Han Chinese, broken bones are still connected, you say Yes or no?For you, come here first to fight at Qianzhan, and when we reach Nanyang, you can call all your relatives over.

it's not good?If General Tiangong finds out about this, my relatives will not be beheaded.

Come or not?If you don't come, I won't give you the antidote, so just sit here and poop. Let me tell you, we put dozens of stones of laxatives in the water. When I came in, I saw someone with his intestines pulled out. , I was stuffing my stomach with my hands.

Hey, don't don't, I surrender, I surrender.

Numerous conversations similar to this took place in the barracks, and the surrender work was harmonious and stable. Almost all the people voluntarily surrendered, and Liu Ye killed individual diehards without hesitation at all.

However, more than 1000 people were not poisoned. I don’t know if these 1000 people were lucky or lucky. They did not drink water or eat food made with water, so they were not affected by laxatives. But when Liu Ye and the others came in, these people Scattered everywhere, busy helping their folks and relatives.

Without exception, these people are all civilians, and they are refugees who were used by the Yellow Turbans as human shields, and they were brought here by the Yellow Turbans.

"General, we are all good citizens and did not participate in the Yellow Turbans, but these Yellow Turbans saw that we did not participate in the Yellow Turbans, and captured us as human shields, saying that when the Han army attacked, they would send us to death as cannon fodder!" The white-haired old man came to Liu Ye with a cane.

"Damn the Yellow Turbans, they used civilians as cannon fodder!" Liu Ye clenched his fists and asked with a frown, "How many civilians did the Yellow Turbans capture?"

Behind the white-haired old man, there were many civilians, men and women, old and young, all pale, staring at Liu Ye and the others blankly.

This is what war does to people.

"Xiaomin is from Jinyang. Those who don't follow the yellow scarves on our side are almost all caught as cannon fodder. There may be hundreds of thousands of them!" The old man lamented.

"Hey!" Sighing, Liu Ye called Jia Xu and asked him to arrange for the follow-up Han army to take these civilians into the city, give them food and water, check their bodies, and let the army doctor treat them.

I used to think that it was a bit bad for me to take laxatives, but now I feel very lucky. Fortunately, I didn't confront these Yellow Turbans head-on. When the time comes, the Yellow Turbans will use civilians as cannon fodder, how can I attack?

Damn yellow turban general, if caught by me, I will definitely cramp and peel my skin!
"General Qi, after searching, we did not find He Jin, the pioneer of the Yellow Turban!" At this moment, Xian Xian came to report to Liu Ye.

"Oh? That laxative is quite heavy. Could it be that He Jin didn't fall for it?" Liu Ye frowned.

(Thanks to the young man for the tip)
(End of this chapter)