Long live the call of the Three Kingdoms
Chapter 27 Big Brother, There's Poison in Shit!
Chapter 27 Big Brother, There's Poison in Shit!
Liu Ye's reaction startled Shen Wansan, and he said tremblingly, "Yes, yes, the little one's common name is Shen Wansan!"
Liu Ye was stunned. Could it be that I am the super-lucky super genius who can pick up gold by shitting and bump into ghosts when walking at night?
Hahahaha!
With joy in his heart, Liu Ye went over and pulled Shen Wansan, Shen Wansan, this name is good, this name is good.
Shen Wansan was a little confused and asked Liu Ye: "Mr. President, have you seen Xiao Xiao before?"
It wasn't Shen Wansan who was puzzled, but Liu Ye's eyes... staring at Shen Wansan lewdly, as if he wished to eat him, it's hard not to be suspicious.
"No, Wan San, you are a great talent. With you, I, Dahan Bank, will be even more powerful!" Liu Ye laughed.
"In this way, Wenhe, tell Heshen and Guan Zhong that Shen Wansan will be in charge of the banking department of Dahan Commercial Bank in the future, and Heshen will be in charge of the overall situation, while Guan Zhong will be in charge of our hotel department and other businesses." Liu Ye ordered.
At the same time, Liu Ye asked quietly in his heart.
"Is this person really Shen Wansan? Shen Wansan, a wealthy businessman from the Ming Dynasty?" Liu Ye asked.
"My dear, it is indeed true. During the system maintenance stage, the whole world inevitably experienced a blowout phenomenon, and then some historical A-level talents were born, but at present, it seems that they are all within the controllable range!" The system said.
"Are there any A-level talents that won't affect me?" Liu Ye asked.
"My dear, don't worry, you are the host, the system will definitely help you!" said the system.
At the same time, the system secretly cursed that the world was in chaos. Zhao Kuangyin won one hundred and eight generals of Liangshan, which was equivalent to getting more than 100 captains for no reason. The combat effectiveness of Liangshan heroes is still very strong.
And by chance, Li Yuan over there got another historical S-level celebrity, Li Yuanba.
To say who this Li Yuanba is is a bit scary to say. This brother is probably at the same level as Zhao Ritian.
Zhu Yuanzhang over there also got... a mess.
Fortunately, the host doesn’t know yet!
The system secretly rejoiced.
Naturally, Liu Ye didn't know anything about it and arranged for Shen Wansan to do his job. Liu Ye hurriedly climbed up to the tower.
Galen, Xin Zhao, Pan Sen and several other generals were all waiting for him in the tower.
"My lord, the Yellow Turban general He Jin led two thousand vanguards to provoke us, threatening that our army is a coward and dare not leave the city!" Dian Wei rushed over angrily.
"Oh?" Liu Ye looked over after hearing this.
I saw a group of yellow scarf troops in the open space in front of Changshe City. The leader was holding a flag and writing a letter to He.
There was a general in the lead, with silver and white armor, holding a big knife, and a black horse under his crotch, pointing at Liu Ye and others and yelling.
"You wait for the Han army, shameless women, dare not go out to fight, and hide in the city!"
This person is none other than He Jin, the general under the Yellow Turban Commander Deng Tong.
He Jin is nine feet long and is good at wielding a big sword. He has a thick back and a beard, and he looks very vicious.
Since the Tang, Song, Yuan, Ming and Qing Dynasties appeared, the world of the Three Kingdoms has been completely messed up, and all the Yellow Turbans have been driven to the hinterland of the Han Dynasty. It can be said that the difficulty of exterminating the Yellow Turbans is dozens of times more difficult than before.
Fortunately, Liu Ye still has a few generals who are enemies of ten thousand people, otherwise he would have to burp.
"You wait for the Han army, shameless women, dare not go out to fight, and hide in the city!"
The Yellow Turban Army below the city also yelled loudly.
"My lord, these yellow scarves are bullying people too much, let me go down, you ****!" Dian Wei had a hot temper and said angrily when he heard this.
"Don't be in a hurry, Dian Wei, the emperor is not in a hurry, the eunuchs are not in a hurry, why are you so excited!?" Liu Ye waved his hand.
"Warfa Yun, if you go all out, you will lose your strength in the second, and you will be exhausted in the third. These yellow scarves have just arrived, and they are exhausted. They are staring at the sun and cursing at us. They are exhausted. Let them be exposed to the sun for two hours before we go out to clean up. He, ordered the whole army to have a meal together, and today they will eat big pork slices in sour soup!" Liu Ye said.
"yeah!"
Hearing that there are big meat slices in sour soup to eat, all the surrounding Han soldiers cheered loudly.
In this era, the per capita productivity is low, and the people are poor and cannot afford meat.
What is the concept of this pork stewed slices?It is almost equivalent to the modern Qingdao prawns in later generations, which are expensive and expensive, and most people may not be able to eat them all their lives.
But Liu Ye is not afraid. Liu Ye lacks everything except money!
The most important thing is that the meat of this era is really delicious. The meat of later generations is fed with feed, with many additives, but the meat of this era is pure natural and pollution-free, and the taste is particularly fragrant.
As soon as they heard about eating big meat slices in sour soup, even Jia Xu and others started drooling.
"Lord, this meal of pork stew and slices will cost a lot!" Jia Xu admonished Liu Ye while swallowing his saliva.
"Hey, no problem!" Liu Ye waved his hand.
"It's so good, little one, go and find me a big pot, I want to eat one pot for one person!" Galen was not polite when he heard that there were big pork chops in sour soup.
"I, Liu Ye, lead the army, and I never neglect. When you join our army, I will let you eat and drink well. Today, the whole army will eat pork stewed slices at noon, and you will be full!" Liu Ye shouted.
"Oh yeah!"
Excitedly, many soldiers brandished their weapons and shouted. At this time, word was spread, and everyone knew that the whole army ate big meat slices in sour soup at noon today.
In fact, the grain guards of the old Han army were not very excited. After Liu Ye became the commander of the grain guards, he was full of meat every day, mainly because of the [-] yellow turban soldiers who had just arrived.
Why do these Yellow Turban soldiers participate in the Yellow Turbans? It’s not that they can’t afford to eat, but when they look at the Han army, the Han army has meat, and the Yellow Turbans still eat grass roots and bark. In sharp contrast, it’s natural I was a little shaken in my heart.
Many Yellow Turban soldiers who still had two hearts fell under this sour soup and big meat grabbing film.
So no matter how good a soldier is, he can't beat a sugar-coated shell.
Liu Ye thought of the sour soup dumplings of later generations. There were also kimchi and sauerkraut in this era. After the war, it was necessary to vigorously develop the catering industry.
The reason why the Yellow Turban can carry so many people is that apart from the corruption of the Han Dynasty, there is another reason that the people have no food to eat.
Now that there are many Yellow Turbans, food consumption is a big problem. Before long, they will eat tree bark and grass roots, and even eat each other.
Qu Shuai of the Yellow Turban encouraged these people, saying that there was food in the city of the Han army, and if they attacked, the whole army would be full.
In order to survive, many Yellow Turban soldiers had no choice but to fight for their lives with the Han army.
This is the most realistic scene of this war. Liu Ye knows that in order to completely defeat the Yellow Turbans, improving people's livelihood is the first priority.
After this war is over, I will exchange all the corn, sweet potatoes and potatoes and spread them across the country.
Liu Ye made up his mind.
Outside the city, the Yellow Turban general looked at the sudden morale boost of the Han army inexplicably.
"Shameless Han army, why are you excited?" He Jin frowned.
"General, maybe they have reinforcements coming?" said a yellow scarf soldier next to him.
"Humph, so what if there are reinforcements? Our army has millions, so why should we be afraid of the Han army?" He Jin snorted.
He raised his head and looked at the sky, the sun was scorching hot in the sky, and the soldiers in the yellow scarves were scorched by the sun.
"Order, our troops go down to bury the pot and cook!" He Jin waved his hand, announcing that he would retreat and return to the camp.
On the city tower, Liu Ye saw this scene, and asked Jia Xu quietly: "Wenhe, did you send someone to take laxatives to the water source outside the city?"
Jia Xu showed a sinister smile and gave Liu Ye a reassuring look.
"Lord, in the well water outside the city, I asked the soldiers to disguise themselves as refugees and throw away the poisonous mushrooms left by Teemo. According to him, if you are hit by the poisonous mushrooms, you will have diarrhea for a week." Thinking of the Yellow Turban Army, everyone sighed. Jia Xu couldn't help holding back a smile at the scene of diarrhea.
"Well, that's about the same. We must take strict precautions against the well water in our own city, and we must not allow others to poison it!" Liu Ye said.
"Don't worry, my lord, Teemo's Yordle scouts have other mushrooms, and they say they won't have diarrhea after eating them!" Jia Xu said.
That's good, there is an antidote, and we won't be afraid.
Liu Ye nodded and asked Jia Xu to put the mushrooms in the sour soup big meat slices at noon today, as a precaution.
"Unexpectedly, Timo is still a talent!" Liu Ye thought to himself.
At the same time, somewhere outside Nanyang City.
"Teemo, you are hiding here, I'll go and see if that's the goddess Soraka!" Zhao Yun and Teemo crawled in the grass, staring at some refugees not far away.
There were thousands of refugees, and they were busy building camps for the Yellow Turban Army.
"one two three four!"
Timo pouted his sexy butt, and planted mushrooms in the grass seriously. Hearing this, Meng Meng turned his head and smiled at Zhao Yun: "Yordles know what to do!"
"En!" Zhao Yun nodded, and quietly walked towards the Yellow Turban camp.
(End of this chapter)
Liu Ye's reaction startled Shen Wansan, and he said tremblingly, "Yes, yes, the little one's common name is Shen Wansan!"
Liu Ye was stunned. Could it be that I am the super-lucky super genius who can pick up gold by shitting and bump into ghosts when walking at night?
Hahahaha!
With joy in his heart, Liu Ye went over and pulled Shen Wansan, Shen Wansan, this name is good, this name is good.
Shen Wansan was a little confused and asked Liu Ye: "Mr. President, have you seen Xiao Xiao before?"
It wasn't Shen Wansan who was puzzled, but Liu Ye's eyes... staring at Shen Wansan lewdly, as if he wished to eat him, it's hard not to be suspicious.
"No, Wan San, you are a great talent. With you, I, Dahan Bank, will be even more powerful!" Liu Ye laughed.
"In this way, Wenhe, tell Heshen and Guan Zhong that Shen Wansan will be in charge of the banking department of Dahan Commercial Bank in the future, and Heshen will be in charge of the overall situation, while Guan Zhong will be in charge of our hotel department and other businesses." Liu Ye ordered.
At the same time, Liu Ye asked quietly in his heart.
"Is this person really Shen Wansan? Shen Wansan, a wealthy businessman from the Ming Dynasty?" Liu Ye asked.
"My dear, it is indeed true. During the system maintenance stage, the whole world inevitably experienced a blowout phenomenon, and then some historical A-level talents were born, but at present, it seems that they are all within the controllable range!" The system said.
"Are there any A-level talents that won't affect me?" Liu Ye asked.
"My dear, don't worry, you are the host, the system will definitely help you!" said the system.
At the same time, the system secretly cursed that the world was in chaos. Zhao Kuangyin won one hundred and eight generals of Liangshan, which was equivalent to getting more than 100 captains for no reason. The combat effectiveness of Liangshan heroes is still very strong.
And by chance, Li Yuan over there got another historical S-level celebrity, Li Yuanba.
To say who this Li Yuanba is is a bit scary to say. This brother is probably at the same level as Zhao Ritian.
Zhu Yuanzhang over there also got... a mess.
Fortunately, the host doesn’t know yet!
The system secretly rejoiced.
Naturally, Liu Ye didn't know anything about it and arranged for Shen Wansan to do his job. Liu Ye hurriedly climbed up to the tower.
Galen, Xin Zhao, Pan Sen and several other generals were all waiting for him in the tower.
"My lord, the Yellow Turban general He Jin led two thousand vanguards to provoke us, threatening that our army is a coward and dare not leave the city!" Dian Wei rushed over angrily.
"Oh?" Liu Ye looked over after hearing this.
I saw a group of yellow scarf troops in the open space in front of Changshe City. The leader was holding a flag and writing a letter to He.
There was a general in the lead, with silver and white armor, holding a big knife, and a black horse under his crotch, pointing at Liu Ye and others and yelling.
"You wait for the Han army, shameless women, dare not go out to fight, and hide in the city!"
This person is none other than He Jin, the general under the Yellow Turban Commander Deng Tong.
He Jin is nine feet long and is good at wielding a big sword. He has a thick back and a beard, and he looks very vicious.
Since the Tang, Song, Yuan, Ming and Qing Dynasties appeared, the world of the Three Kingdoms has been completely messed up, and all the Yellow Turbans have been driven to the hinterland of the Han Dynasty. It can be said that the difficulty of exterminating the Yellow Turbans is dozens of times more difficult than before.
Fortunately, Liu Ye still has a few generals who are enemies of ten thousand people, otherwise he would have to burp.
"You wait for the Han army, shameless women, dare not go out to fight, and hide in the city!"
The Yellow Turban Army below the city also yelled loudly.
"My lord, these yellow scarves are bullying people too much, let me go down, you ****!" Dian Wei had a hot temper and said angrily when he heard this.
"Don't be in a hurry, Dian Wei, the emperor is not in a hurry, the eunuchs are not in a hurry, why are you so excited!?" Liu Ye waved his hand.
"Warfa Yun, if you go all out, you will lose your strength in the second, and you will be exhausted in the third. These yellow scarves have just arrived, and they are exhausted. They are staring at the sun and cursing at us. They are exhausted. Let them be exposed to the sun for two hours before we go out to clean up. He, ordered the whole army to have a meal together, and today they will eat big pork slices in sour soup!" Liu Ye said.
"yeah!"
Hearing that there are big meat slices in sour soup to eat, all the surrounding Han soldiers cheered loudly.
In this era, the per capita productivity is low, and the people are poor and cannot afford meat.
What is the concept of this pork stewed slices?It is almost equivalent to the modern Qingdao prawns in later generations, which are expensive and expensive, and most people may not be able to eat them all their lives.
But Liu Ye is not afraid. Liu Ye lacks everything except money!
The most important thing is that the meat of this era is really delicious. The meat of later generations is fed with feed, with many additives, but the meat of this era is pure natural and pollution-free, and the taste is particularly fragrant.
As soon as they heard about eating big meat slices in sour soup, even Jia Xu and others started drooling.
"Lord, this meal of pork stew and slices will cost a lot!" Jia Xu admonished Liu Ye while swallowing his saliva.
"Hey, no problem!" Liu Ye waved his hand.
"It's so good, little one, go and find me a big pot, I want to eat one pot for one person!" Galen was not polite when he heard that there were big pork chops in sour soup.
"I, Liu Ye, lead the army, and I never neglect. When you join our army, I will let you eat and drink well. Today, the whole army will eat pork stewed slices at noon, and you will be full!" Liu Ye shouted.
"Oh yeah!"
Excitedly, many soldiers brandished their weapons and shouted. At this time, word was spread, and everyone knew that the whole army ate big meat slices in sour soup at noon today.
In fact, the grain guards of the old Han army were not very excited. After Liu Ye became the commander of the grain guards, he was full of meat every day, mainly because of the [-] yellow turban soldiers who had just arrived.
Why do these Yellow Turban soldiers participate in the Yellow Turbans? It’s not that they can’t afford to eat, but when they look at the Han army, the Han army has meat, and the Yellow Turbans still eat grass roots and bark. In sharp contrast, it’s natural I was a little shaken in my heart.
Many Yellow Turban soldiers who still had two hearts fell under this sour soup and big meat grabbing film.
So no matter how good a soldier is, he can't beat a sugar-coated shell.
Liu Ye thought of the sour soup dumplings of later generations. There were also kimchi and sauerkraut in this era. After the war, it was necessary to vigorously develop the catering industry.
The reason why the Yellow Turban can carry so many people is that apart from the corruption of the Han Dynasty, there is another reason that the people have no food to eat.
Now that there are many Yellow Turbans, food consumption is a big problem. Before long, they will eat tree bark and grass roots, and even eat each other.
Qu Shuai of the Yellow Turban encouraged these people, saying that there was food in the city of the Han army, and if they attacked, the whole army would be full.
In order to survive, many Yellow Turban soldiers had no choice but to fight for their lives with the Han army.
This is the most realistic scene of this war. Liu Ye knows that in order to completely defeat the Yellow Turbans, improving people's livelihood is the first priority.
After this war is over, I will exchange all the corn, sweet potatoes and potatoes and spread them across the country.
Liu Ye made up his mind.
Outside the city, the Yellow Turban general looked at the sudden morale boost of the Han army inexplicably.
"Shameless Han army, why are you excited?" He Jin frowned.
"General, maybe they have reinforcements coming?" said a yellow scarf soldier next to him.
"Humph, so what if there are reinforcements? Our army has millions, so why should we be afraid of the Han army?" He Jin snorted.
He raised his head and looked at the sky, the sun was scorching hot in the sky, and the soldiers in the yellow scarves were scorched by the sun.
"Order, our troops go down to bury the pot and cook!" He Jin waved his hand, announcing that he would retreat and return to the camp.
On the city tower, Liu Ye saw this scene, and asked Jia Xu quietly: "Wenhe, did you send someone to take laxatives to the water source outside the city?"
Jia Xu showed a sinister smile and gave Liu Ye a reassuring look.
"Lord, in the well water outside the city, I asked the soldiers to disguise themselves as refugees and throw away the poisonous mushrooms left by Teemo. According to him, if you are hit by the poisonous mushrooms, you will have diarrhea for a week." Thinking of the Yellow Turban Army, everyone sighed. Jia Xu couldn't help holding back a smile at the scene of diarrhea.
"Well, that's about the same. We must take strict precautions against the well water in our own city, and we must not allow others to poison it!" Liu Ye said.
"Don't worry, my lord, Teemo's Yordle scouts have other mushrooms, and they say they won't have diarrhea after eating them!" Jia Xu said.
That's good, there is an antidote, and we won't be afraid.
Liu Ye nodded and asked Jia Xu to put the mushrooms in the sour soup big meat slices at noon today, as a precaution.
"Unexpectedly, Timo is still a talent!" Liu Ye thought to himself.
At the same time, somewhere outside Nanyang City.
"Teemo, you are hiding here, I'll go and see if that's the goddess Soraka!" Zhao Yun and Teemo crawled in the grass, staring at some refugees not far away.
There were thousands of refugees, and they were busy building camps for the Yellow Turban Army.
"one two three four!"
Timo pouted his sexy butt, and planted mushrooms in the grass seriously. Hearing this, Meng Meng turned his head and smiled at Zhao Yun: "Yordles know what to do!"
"En!" Zhao Yun nodded, and quietly walked towards the Yellow Turban camp.
(End of this chapter)
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