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Chapter 75 Exploding Fireball!Awesome!

On the hill 1000 meters ahead, lay a tiger blazing.

Lin Ye Yujian approached, and with a thought, he zoomed in on the camera of the mobile phone, so that the audience in the live broadcast room could clearly see what it was.

"call!"

This mutated tiger, which was bigger than a cow, slept soundly, and the harps dripped from the corners of its mouth.

Lin Ye didn't know that when he looked at the mutant tiger seriously, he pinched his chin and pondered, "It would be great if I could know what kind of tiger this is."

Suddenly, a light flashed.

A thought, an item is taken out.

This is a simple and vicissitudes animal pattern token.

Its name: Beast God Order.

Lin Ye took a closer look, and immediately there was a paragraph on the Beast God Token: "The Beast God Token can control and drive wild beasts, monsters, spirit beasts, fairy beasts, and divine beasts, as long as they are beasts. Those who have the Beast God Token, Can understand the ancient beast language, is the master of the beast clan, can borrow the power of any beast clan. It can be advanced and upgraded, the current beast god order is level 1, and can drive and control two hundred spirit beasts, two hundred monster beasts, two thousand A beast."

"hey-hey!"

After Lin Ye read the annotations of the Beast God Order, he came to the tiger's little butt with Yujian, and he threw a fireball at it with his hand.

"Zizi!"

The fireball ignited the mutant tiger's fur.

"Sniff!"

The mutated tiger suddenly opened its eyes, it jumped up and wanted to touch its own little butt with its paws, but unfortunately it couldn't touch it, so it could only come to a crushing blow!

A tuft of hair on its butt was burned, and it grinned and looked up at Lin Ye, its eyes full of primitive fierceness were not very friendly.

Lin Ye raised the Beast God Order and shouted: "Binding by contract!"

I saw that the Beast God Ling flew out a golden halo and locked the mutant tiger's neck.

The mutated tiger's neck was locked by the golden ring, and it didn't really subdue it. When it was about to fly towards Lin Ye, the golden light suddenly shrank, strangling it with its tongue sticking out as if it was about to be strangled to death.

Lin Ye jumped off the Thunder Fire Immortal Sword, and he stretched out his hand to put away the Feijian.

The mutant tiger couldn't remove the gold ring from its neck with its two paws, and it became irritable, "Wow!"

"Fuck! Is this the Bengal tiger's relative, the Bengal tyrant?"

"Looking at the whole world, this tiger cliff is the strongest."

"The anchor turns into Wu Dalang to fight tigers online?"

……

The audience in the live broadcast room saw the mutant tiger pounced again, and their hearts were in their throats.

Lin Ye snapped his fingers, and the corner of his mouth smirked, "Sit down."

The irritable mutant tiger swooped in again and suddenly sat down on the ground, the dumbfounded expression on its tiger's face was cute.

Lin Ye walked over and touched the claw of the mutant tiger. He said excitedly as if he had discovered a new world, "This claw is so sharp! If it is used for refining weapons, it must be a high-grade magical weapon. This tiger paw can hold Come to make soup, the taste is definitely not ordinary, and look at this tiger skin, it must be very cool when made into clothes, and look at that tiger bian! Huh? Why are you shivering!"

The mutated tiger has an IQ, and it was so frightened that it knelt down after hearing Lin Ye's words. The terrified tiger had a begging expression on its face, accompanied by the kowtow, it was almost perfect.

"Yo, I'm still begging for mercy, IQ is definitely not low." Lin Ye looked at the mutant tiger who kept kowtowing and begging for mercy in front of him. He was worried that there would be no local tour guide to lead the team, so he just took it as his younger brother?

"Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooo!

The audience in the live broadcast room were stunned, how could Mutant Tiger be so cowardly?
Kowtow to beg for mercy?
Some people are thinking, if they take it to ask for red envelopes during the Chinese New Year, hehe!It must be a rewarding experience, right?
Lin Ye glanced at the words on the Beast God Order. The mutant tiger in front of him was named Manghu. It was a first-order monster of the tiger class. It was a vegetarian. It had a bully and fearful personality. It liked the vast grasslands. It could eat wherever it went. Wherever he sleeps, he is a eating tiger walking in nature.

After reading the knowledge of the Beast God Token, Lin Ye took a deep breath and looked up at the Hanhu in front of him. He regretted accepting it as his younger brother.

Nima tiger monsters are still vegetarians?
The young master's three views are completely ruined.

"Come on!"

Manghu lowered his head and gnawed a mouthful of grass, and then started to eat it meowingly.

Lin Ye covered his face, and he slapped himself, "How the hell am I accepting a vegetarian tiger as my younger brother? If word of this gets out, I'm afraid my fame will be ruined by this stupid tiger."

Manghu didn't know what the human monk in front of him was thinking, but when he saw Lin Ye slap himself, he stretched out his paw to touch Lin Ye's head in distress, as if to comfort Lin Ye.

"I spit on my girlfriend with a face of wahaha! This mutant tiger is so stupid and cute!"

"I suggest drinking Sutron upstairs! Make sure your girlfriend can't beat you to death!"

"Such a cute big tiger!"

"Am I the only one who noticed that this mutated tiger cat just ate grass?"

"Tigers don't eat meat! The world view has collapsed."

The audience in the live broadcast room used the opportunity to speak once an hour to scan the barrage.

At this moment, Lin Ye was broken, especially when he saw Han Hu's gentle eyes and the movements of stroking his head to comfort him, everything was so embarrassing.

"Ow!"

Excited wolves howled nearby, as if they hadn't eaten meat for three years.

Lin Ye stretched out his hand to call Manghu, and he named this Hanhu who was fierce on the outside but gentle on the inside, "Axe".

Manghu opened his mouth wide and seemed to be smiling, but in Lin Ye's eyes, this smile was so innocent that it should not be too obvious.

A stir-fried chestnut greeted the foolish face of the axe, and Lin Ye taught him a lesson: "Don't laugh foolishly in the future! Anyway, you are also a breed with a king on your head, don't be stupid and cute like Temeow Erha, give me a lesson Take a look."

The ax's mouth shriveled in grievance, and those little hurt eyes looked like Erha who was reprimanded for two hours after demolishing the house!
"I'm so short-tempered!" Lin Ye raised his hand and wanted to slap the stupid tiger twice, but because of its playful way of raising its paws and hugging its head, Lin Ye directly kicked it instead!

The ax was kicked, it rolled around on the grass, and then ran in front of Lin Ye again.

Lin Ye held his head messily, "I'm so famous!"

The ax pointed forward, and it howled.

Lin Ye looked back and saw a group of prairie wolves chasing the two of them in the distance.

God's perspective zoomed in, and Lin Ye saw that the two running people turned out to be girls!

"Suck it!"

Lin Ye wiped the drool from the corner of his mouth, turned over and jumped on the tiger's back of the axe, and slapped the small pp of the axe with his big hand, "Come on the duck!"

The ax opened its mouth and roared!Then he ran with all his strength.

Have to say, the speed of the ax is not bad!There is a feeling of flying tigers on grass.

Two well-equipped special forces girls ran and suppressed them with firepower.

Prairie wolves have rough skin and thick flesh, and bullets hit them without pain, and they can't even hinder their pursuit speed.

"Exploding fireballs!"

"I lost it, I lost it, I lost it!"

A fireball the size of a washbasin hit the prairie wolves, ripping them apart.

When the two special forces girls saw a young man charging towards him riding a tiger, they subconsciously stopped.

Lin Ye jumped up, and volleyed in front of him to condense more than 20 explosive fireballs. He shouted: "Ollie!"

More than 20 explosive fireballs were shot out, bombarding indiscriminately like Nima grenades.

(End of this chapter)