I'm really not a funny host

Chapter 49
"Uncle and aunt want to see me?"

It's not that Lin Ye has never met Yun Yaqing's parents, but both of them are successful entrepreneurs, how could he be interested in him, a young man drifting from the sea?

Yun Yaqing smirked and said, "Of course it's not because of me, it's because of my brother."

Lin Ye didn't expect that Yun Tiankuo's incident would alarm his parents. You must know that Yun Tiankuo's parents are busy people with many affairs, and they seldom care about the trivial matters of their lives.

From this incident, Lin Ye smelled an unusual "taste".

Xia Xiaotian came over murderously. She pointed a frying pan at Lin Ye. She used Han Yufei as an excuse and said, "Scumbag! How dare you let Miss Yufei down!"

"Xiaotian, what nonsense are you talking about!" Han Yufei was in a daze, she lay down on the gun while standing?

"That's right!" Lin Ye pushed Yun Yaqing away from his arms, put his arms around Han Yufei beside him, and said frankly with a very serious look: "I'm not dissatisfied with you even now. Sister Yufei is my girlfriend."

"Huh?" Han Yufei was stunned.

"I buy it!" Xia Xiaotian was even more shocked and let go of her hand, and the pan fell to the ground.

"Brother Lin, you're lying!" Yun Yaqing didn't believe it. Her keen intuition told her that the Han Yufei in front of her was definitely not Lin Ye's girlfriend, but she had to admit that Han Yufei was very beautiful, and her figure didn't matter. If she stayed with Lin Ye, she would definitely fall in love with each other for a long time, so she decided to move here to live.

"Yaqing, in my heart, you have always been the cute and cute little sister when I first met." Lin Ye said absolutely.

"I don't believe it!" Yun Yaqing would give up her liking for Lin Ye just because of Han Yufei.

"Wave!"

Lin Ye actually kissed Han Yufei on the cheek in full view.

"Scumbag!"

Seeing this scene, Xia Xiaotian stomped her feet and gritted her teeth angrily. She didn't know whether she felt worthless for Han Yufei or she was jealous.In short she is very angry!
"Woooooo!"

Yun Yaqing rushed out of the door sadly.

"Will it be too much?" Han Yufei asked awkwardly.

"Her family background is unusual." Lin Ye explained.

"I'm going to change clothes." Han Yufei felt very uncomfortable with the smell of barbecue all over her body.

"Scumbag." Xia Xiaotian stared thoughtfully at Lin Ye wearing tinted glasses.

"Let's be scum." Lin Ye walked towards the balcony indifferently.

Fei Bai stood at Xia Xiaotian's feet, scratching Xia Xiaotian's shoelaces with his paws.

When Xia Xiaotian saw Fei Bai, she bent down and hugged him in surprise, "I miss you so much."

Fat Bai looked at the face that was close at hand, and raised its fleshy paws. The cat's face was full of disgust, as if saying "ugly refusal".

Xia Xiaotian didn't care whether Fat Bai hated it or not, so she began to forcibly lick the cat.

The fat, white, loveless "Meow Meow Meow" yelled, as if begging for help.

Lin Ye was too lazy to care about Fei Bai's life and death. He stood on the balcony and searched from the perspective of God. His spiritual sense soon found Yun Yaqing who was crying in the bodyguard car.

The bodyguards protected the car, and they were very embarrassed to report the situation to Yun Tiankuo.

Lin Ye raised his hand, and the half pack of cigarettes left in the drawer of the room disappeared with a "swoosh".

A pack of Hongtashan Classic 100 appeared out of thin air in Lin Ye's hand.

Lin Ye caught the cigarette with his hands. He shook one out and put it in his mouth. He was more or less irritable. With the pinch of his right thumb and index finger, a flame burst into flames.

Cigarette lit.

"hiss!"

"call!"

The smoke ring billowed and dissipated.

As a veteran smoker, Lin Ye actually gives people a decadent and vicissitudes of life when he smokes.

Looking at the bright night sky with deep eyes, he looked at the twinkling Polaris, and complained in his heart: "Although I, Lin Ye, had a place in the e-sports circle in my previous life, I never had good luck. Is it Han Yufei, a professional white-collar worker, Xia Xiaotian, a cosplayer, or Yun Yaqing, an infatuated cute girl, is one of them really my marriage?"

After smoking half of the cigarette, Lin Ye took a deep breath and muttered to himself: "It's the brats who make the choice, labor and capital are everything."

After figuring it out, Lin Ye flicked the remaining half of the smoke out.

Half of the smoke shattered into the air and dissipated between heaven and earth.

Turning around, I happened to meet Han Yufei changing clothes and appearing.

Lin Ye greeted Han Yufei, "There was a reason for what happened just now, sister Yufei wouldn't blame me for taking advantage of you, would she?"

Han Yufei walked forward wearing slippers, she stopped in front of Lin Ye, she didn't know what she was thinking, her face was full of thinking.

Lin Ye waved his hand to bring Han Yufei back to reality. He jokingly said, "Sister Yufei is not thinking about something unhealthy, I am a decent person."

Han Yufei rolled Lin Ye's eyes. She passed Lin Ye and lay on the railing of the balcony, blowing the lukewarm breeze. She said, "Lin Ye, I find that I am becoming less and less able to see It's through you, it's like overnight, you seem to be a different person, you were not like this before."

Xia Xiaotian came out with a fruit plate. After listening to Han Yufei's words, she interjected, "I also think that Lin Ye, a scumbag, has not been cleaned up recently, and he has learned to give up. The little girl doesn't chase after she runs away. Instead, she can't do anything. It's me, I've gone chasing people a long time ago, there's no way I can hide on the balcony and smoke secretly."

Lin Ye put his hands in his pockets, his bangs fluttered with the wind, and his handsome face showed a relieved expression. He said slowly: "I passed away last night. When I left, my heart was like still water. I was reborn this morning. When I came, I had a warm heart." .”

Xia Xiaotian took a bite of the apple, and said disdainfully: "Just say that you have changed, and you will be successful, and you will be obsequious and put gold on your face. Everyone has learned Chinese, making it seem like you have secretly tutored."

Han Yufei tilted her head and looked at Lin Ye. She asked worriedly, "Are you really not moved? I don't know how many people like that cute girl. If you miss this person, you may regret it in the future."

Lin Ye winked at Han Yufei and said, "Cuteness is not worth mentioning in front of sexuality, is it? Sister Yufei."

Han Yufei almost choked on her saliva, Lin Ye is blatantly seducing her!

Xia Xiaotian stopped eating apples. She took out the pan from behind, pointed at Lin Ye's nose, and said fiercely, "I'll give you a chance to reorganize your language."

Lin Ye took a step forward, his momentum was like a hidden dragon coming out of the abyss, a fierce tiger descending from the mountain, and he let out his bastard energy and said: "I will never be beaten by your frying pan again..."

"Oh!"

Xia Xiaotian started directly.

Lin Ye was hit by a frying pan, and the corner of his mouth twitched twice, "You don't play according to the routine, can you wait for me to finish speaking?"

"Oh!"

Xia Xiaotian used another frying pan to hit Lin Ye on the head.

"Tigress! You're beating me up!"

"Oh!"

"Fuck! I'm going to do it!"

"Bang bang bang!"

Xia Xiaotian chased Lin Ye fiercely, and she said as she hit him back, "Every day, it's all about the show."

Han Yufei looked at the two people who were fighting, and covered her mouth and smiled. All the unhappiness she encountered at work before miraculously disappeared.

(End of this chapter)