I'm really not a funny host
Chapter 43
Chapter 43
"Cultivator?" Lin Ye sneered and said, "The Sword of the Great River comes from the sky. In fact, I am an anchor who promotes positive energy."
"What the hell?" Dongfang Han didn't turn her head, she stared at Lin Ye's profile with a question mark on her face.
"My main job is to be an anchor, and my side job is to be an expert who hides in the city." Lin Ye silently put on a B.
"Under the whole world, those who can control the sword must be the immortal cultivators of the Foundation Establishment Realm! Is the senior a master of the cultivation school?" Dongfang Han asked the truth.
"Let's get down to business first." Lin Ye was really afraid that he would miss the point. After all, he has no family and no school, and it is difficult to get away with his cultivation.
"Dongfang Han, follow the orders of the seniors." Dongfang Han became honest, after all, only those who are at the foundation-building stage can fly the sword and fly to the sky.
"This tactile sensation, don't mention it, must have been practiced in yoga..." Lin Ye felt a sense of relief, but this was not the time to get stuck.
Once the flying zombie leaves the deep mountains and old forests and enters the city, it will be a river of blood, and it is difficult for aircraft and cannons to hurt the flying zombie at all.
"Boss, Fei froze below."
Fei Bai pointed downwards and saw Fei Zheng flying at low altitude.
"It's hard for me to make a move like this!"
Lin Ye was in a bit of a dilemma. His left hand was Dongfang Han, and his right hand was Fat White. He couldn't spare his hands to attack!
Fei Bai pulled out Lin Ye's arm, and it landed on the flying sword. He sacrificed himself and said, "Boss, let's see your performance."
Lin Ye held Dongfang Han on the flying sword with his left hand, allowing Dongfang Han's legs to step on the flying sword.
Dongfang Han stepped on the flying sword, and she let go of her hanging heart. She was really afraid that she would fall if she didn't pay attention, and she would definitely die if she didn't pay attention.
After Lin Ye Yujian caught up with Fei Zang, he greeted Fei Zang playfully, "Your flying speed is not good!"
Fei Zang turned his head and grinned at Lin Ye, as ugly as he could be!
"Dare to kill me! Let's see what my master wants you to do!"
Lin Ye played with a Huomianjue.
The flame hit the flying stiff, burning it to fall in mid-air.
Dongfang Han was shocked by Lin Ye's method. When had she ever seen such a method? People with fire abilities are not so powerful, right?
Flying stiff and falling to the ground, it rolled around and extinguished the flames.
Lin Ye Yujian landed, more than 1000 ways to eliminate flying zombies appeared in his mind, and he chose two of them to try.
"Gold, wood, water, fire, earth, five elements, lock!"
Lin Ye stroked around Fei Zang, and after the light flashed between them, a formation formed to trap Fei Zang inside.
The five-element lock is designed to trap demons and ghosts.
Dongfang Han jumped off the flying sword, she took out her matching gun, and fired without hesitation.
The bullet hit the flying stiff, and it could actually cause damage to it.
Lin Ye took a closer look and discovered something fishy. It turned out that the bullet had been fired. No wonder it could deal with evil spirits like Fei Zheng.
Dongfang Han was not satisfied after playing a shuttle, so she changed another magazine.
The bullet hit and flew stiff, making it dangle back and forth. If there is some music, it will definitely be the most beautiful boy in this deep mountain and old forest.
Dongfang Han looked back at Lin Ye, her tone was more respectful, and she urged: "Senior, hurry up and eliminate this flying zombie."
Lin Ye stepped forward with an "oh", and raised his hand to draw a talisman in front of him.
The strokes seemed a bit unfamiliar, but fortunately the talisman painting was successful.
Void Symbol!
In Dongfang Han's view, only those true hermits and masters know how to do it.
Lin Ye looks only 24 or [-] years old, but he is fair-skinned and beautiful, with a tall figure and handsome features, ah!What am I thinking about!
Dongfang Han's face was slightly red, if Lin Ye hadn't been concentrating on drawing symbols, he would have made fun of Dongfang Han.
"Destroy!"
Play this character.
Trigger the thunder.
Fei Zang was smashed into ashes and annihilated by the Heavenly Thunder Talisman before he had time to sing.
After eliminating Fei Zong, Lin Ye looked at his palm and thought to himself, "Hey, this is just the least powerful lightning-attracting talisman. It's so powerful. If it hits someone...hehehe!"
Dongfang Han clasped his fists to Lin Ye and said, "Thank you for your help, senior. I also hope that you will leave your name behind. When I return to the game, I will definitely ask for credit for senior."
Lin Ye said indifferently: "Call me Mr. Lin. As for asking for merit, there is no need. I cultivated in the mortal world, and I don't want to be praised for a moment."
Dongfang Han was stunned, and then she admired Lin Ye very much and said: "Senior is indeed an expert hermit!"
The helicopter came overhead and the rope was lowered.
All the members of the demon squad got down in a hurry.
Dongfang Han introduced to Lin Ye: "Senior, these four are members of my team, Mo Xiaoxian, Zhang Wei, Qin Hai, and Beimingtang."
Mo Xiaoxian is just silly and sweet.
Bei Mingtang is a man's wife.
Qin Hai is relatively calm.
Zhang Wei is an unlucky man with a dead face.
Lin Ye didn't know what to give when he first met the demon squad, so he simply gave each of them ten pills.
Give Dan!
This is definitely the behavior of local tyrants.
Although it is only a bigu pill used by cultivators, it is light in etiquette and affectionate.
After Dongfang Han got ten bigu pills, she suddenly felt a little bit moved, and she got ten pills as soon as she took a shot. It seems that such seniors are not in the register of the dragon group.
Take him down?
Conquer him?
Each and every strange thought made Dongfang Han wonder if he was possessed.
"Thank you senior."
The four team members thanked each other.
Lin Ye waved his hands and said modestly: "Cheap, taking this elixir will save you from eating for a day. It is the so-called Bigu Pill. It is inconvenient for you to bring dry food when you go on missions. With it, you can reduce part of the burden."
The Bigu Pill is indeed a good thing. It is considered a hard-to-find pill in the National Security Bureau. Only a few thousand pills are distributed to the Dragon Team every month, not even one pill per person.
Dongfang Han is a big inheritance family, and her family will often interact with cultivators. Although Bigu Dan is not what she wants, but she knows that if she misses this opportunity, she may really be difficult to turn around, so she knelt in the forest. In front of Ye, "I implore seniors to accept me as an apprentice."
"Huh?" Lin Ye looked at Dongfang Han who had already knelt down, and his mind froze for a moment.
"team leader!"
The four team members actually wanted to worship Lin Ye as their master to cultivate, but they already had disciples. It would be shameless to abandon their disciples. Even if the opportunity to cultivate was placed in front of them, they would not dare.
"Accept apprentices?"
Lin Ye really wanted to take Dongfang Han, a beautiful woman, as his apprentice, but what would he teach her?His own kung fu and fairy sword are all obtained from the daily gift box. To put it bluntly, he really can't accept disciples.
"I beg you, senior, to accept our captain as your disciple."
The four teammates knelt down one after another, giving Dongfang Han more opportunities.
"Everyone..." Dongfang Han was still very moved, because his teammates were willing to kneel down for her to ask for a teacher.
"Captain, we are brothers who were born and died!"
"That is, every time the task leader rushed to the front, we were convinced."
Lin Ye really didn't want to spoil such a touching moment, but he still pretended to be unfathomable and said: "You and I have not yet come to the master-student fate, but I can give you a domineering bone, so that you can have a fate-defying life-changing experience." Chance."
A golden light penetrated Dongfang Han's body.
This golden light is like a golden bone.
Dongfang Han fused with Bagu, she directly broke through Houtian Realm and stepped into Xiantian Realm, and she murmured in shock: "Integrate Bagu! Change destiny! Changshengtian! A line of fate!"
(End of this chapter)
"Cultivator?" Lin Ye sneered and said, "The Sword of the Great River comes from the sky. In fact, I am an anchor who promotes positive energy."
"What the hell?" Dongfang Han didn't turn her head, she stared at Lin Ye's profile with a question mark on her face.
"My main job is to be an anchor, and my side job is to be an expert who hides in the city." Lin Ye silently put on a B.
"Under the whole world, those who can control the sword must be the immortal cultivators of the Foundation Establishment Realm! Is the senior a master of the cultivation school?" Dongfang Han asked the truth.
"Let's get down to business first." Lin Ye was really afraid that he would miss the point. After all, he has no family and no school, and it is difficult to get away with his cultivation.
"Dongfang Han, follow the orders of the seniors." Dongfang Han became honest, after all, only those who are at the foundation-building stage can fly the sword and fly to the sky.
"This tactile sensation, don't mention it, must have been practiced in yoga..." Lin Ye felt a sense of relief, but this was not the time to get stuck.
Once the flying zombie leaves the deep mountains and old forests and enters the city, it will be a river of blood, and it is difficult for aircraft and cannons to hurt the flying zombie at all.
"Boss, Fei froze below."
Fei Bai pointed downwards and saw Fei Zheng flying at low altitude.
"It's hard for me to make a move like this!"
Lin Ye was in a bit of a dilemma. His left hand was Dongfang Han, and his right hand was Fat White. He couldn't spare his hands to attack!
Fei Bai pulled out Lin Ye's arm, and it landed on the flying sword. He sacrificed himself and said, "Boss, let's see your performance."
Lin Ye held Dongfang Han on the flying sword with his left hand, allowing Dongfang Han's legs to step on the flying sword.
Dongfang Han stepped on the flying sword, and she let go of her hanging heart. She was really afraid that she would fall if she didn't pay attention, and she would definitely die if she didn't pay attention.
After Lin Ye Yujian caught up with Fei Zang, he greeted Fei Zang playfully, "Your flying speed is not good!"
Fei Zang turned his head and grinned at Lin Ye, as ugly as he could be!
"Dare to kill me! Let's see what my master wants you to do!"
Lin Ye played with a Huomianjue.
The flame hit the flying stiff, burning it to fall in mid-air.
Dongfang Han was shocked by Lin Ye's method. When had she ever seen such a method? People with fire abilities are not so powerful, right?
Flying stiff and falling to the ground, it rolled around and extinguished the flames.
Lin Ye Yujian landed, more than 1000 ways to eliminate flying zombies appeared in his mind, and he chose two of them to try.
"Gold, wood, water, fire, earth, five elements, lock!"
Lin Ye stroked around Fei Zang, and after the light flashed between them, a formation formed to trap Fei Zang inside.
The five-element lock is designed to trap demons and ghosts.
Dongfang Han jumped off the flying sword, she took out her matching gun, and fired without hesitation.
The bullet hit the flying stiff, and it could actually cause damage to it.
Lin Ye took a closer look and discovered something fishy. It turned out that the bullet had been fired. No wonder it could deal with evil spirits like Fei Zheng.
Dongfang Han was not satisfied after playing a shuttle, so she changed another magazine.
The bullet hit and flew stiff, making it dangle back and forth. If there is some music, it will definitely be the most beautiful boy in this deep mountain and old forest.
Dongfang Han looked back at Lin Ye, her tone was more respectful, and she urged: "Senior, hurry up and eliminate this flying zombie."
Lin Ye stepped forward with an "oh", and raised his hand to draw a talisman in front of him.
The strokes seemed a bit unfamiliar, but fortunately the talisman painting was successful.
Void Symbol!
In Dongfang Han's view, only those true hermits and masters know how to do it.
Lin Ye looks only 24 or [-] years old, but he is fair-skinned and beautiful, with a tall figure and handsome features, ah!What am I thinking about!
Dongfang Han's face was slightly red, if Lin Ye hadn't been concentrating on drawing symbols, he would have made fun of Dongfang Han.
"Destroy!"
Play this character.
Trigger the thunder.
Fei Zang was smashed into ashes and annihilated by the Heavenly Thunder Talisman before he had time to sing.
After eliminating Fei Zong, Lin Ye looked at his palm and thought to himself, "Hey, this is just the least powerful lightning-attracting talisman. It's so powerful. If it hits someone...hehehe!"
Dongfang Han clasped his fists to Lin Ye and said, "Thank you for your help, senior. I also hope that you will leave your name behind. When I return to the game, I will definitely ask for credit for senior."
Lin Ye said indifferently: "Call me Mr. Lin. As for asking for merit, there is no need. I cultivated in the mortal world, and I don't want to be praised for a moment."
Dongfang Han was stunned, and then she admired Lin Ye very much and said: "Senior is indeed an expert hermit!"
The helicopter came overhead and the rope was lowered.
All the members of the demon squad got down in a hurry.
Dongfang Han introduced to Lin Ye: "Senior, these four are members of my team, Mo Xiaoxian, Zhang Wei, Qin Hai, and Beimingtang."
Mo Xiaoxian is just silly and sweet.
Bei Mingtang is a man's wife.
Qin Hai is relatively calm.
Zhang Wei is an unlucky man with a dead face.
Lin Ye didn't know what to give when he first met the demon squad, so he simply gave each of them ten pills.
Give Dan!
This is definitely the behavior of local tyrants.
Although it is only a bigu pill used by cultivators, it is light in etiquette and affectionate.
After Dongfang Han got ten bigu pills, she suddenly felt a little bit moved, and she got ten pills as soon as she took a shot. It seems that such seniors are not in the register of the dragon group.
Take him down?
Conquer him?
Each and every strange thought made Dongfang Han wonder if he was possessed.
"Thank you senior."
The four team members thanked each other.
Lin Ye waved his hands and said modestly: "Cheap, taking this elixir will save you from eating for a day. It is the so-called Bigu Pill. It is inconvenient for you to bring dry food when you go on missions. With it, you can reduce part of the burden."
The Bigu Pill is indeed a good thing. It is considered a hard-to-find pill in the National Security Bureau. Only a few thousand pills are distributed to the Dragon Team every month, not even one pill per person.
Dongfang Han is a big inheritance family, and her family will often interact with cultivators. Although Bigu Dan is not what she wants, but she knows that if she misses this opportunity, she may really be difficult to turn around, so she knelt in the forest. In front of Ye, "I implore seniors to accept me as an apprentice."
"Huh?" Lin Ye looked at Dongfang Han who had already knelt down, and his mind froze for a moment.
"team leader!"
The four team members actually wanted to worship Lin Ye as their master to cultivate, but they already had disciples. It would be shameless to abandon their disciples. Even if the opportunity to cultivate was placed in front of them, they would not dare.
"Accept apprentices?"
Lin Ye really wanted to take Dongfang Han, a beautiful woman, as his apprentice, but what would he teach her?His own kung fu and fairy sword are all obtained from the daily gift box. To put it bluntly, he really can't accept disciples.
"I beg you, senior, to accept our captain as your disciple."
The four teammates knelt down one after another, giving Dongfang Han more opportunities.
"Everyone..." Dongfang Han was still very moved, because his teammates were willing to kneel down for her to ask for a teacher.
"Captain, we are brothers who were born and died!"
"That is, every time the task leader rushed to the front, we were convinced."
Lin Ye really didn't want to spoil such a touching moment, but he still pretended to be unfathomable and said: "You and I have not yet come to the master-student fate, but I can give you a domineering bone, so that you can have a fate-defying life-changing experience." Chance."
A golden light penetrated Dongfang Han's body.
This golden light is like a golden bone.
Dongfang Han fused with Bagu, she directly broke through Houtian Realm and stepped into Xiantian Realm, and she murmured in shock: "Integrate Bagu! Change destiny! Changshengtian! A line of fate!"
(End of this chapter)
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