I'm really not a funny host

Chapter 38 I'm Actually the Last Immortal Cultivator of the Dragon Dynasty

The second gift box has a special effect of thunder and lightning, and it seems that the best product is about to be opened.

Lin Ye's breathing became more and more rapid.

“叮咚！恭喜宿主开启礼包盒子，获得怼天怼地怼空气的霸体X1、至尊骨X1、霸骨X666、兽神令X1、傀儡全解秘典X1、超阶异能瞬移X1、乾坤至尊储物戒限定版X1。”

When Lin Ye finished reading these items, he was stunned. The last gift package opened was the Immortal Cultivation Gift Package, but this gift package has a lot of frauds, and it actually has supernatural powers and domineering bones.

Hegemony: It can be given to anyone, forcibly changing their fate against the sky, and giving them the opportunity to become the overlord of one party.

660 six overlord bones means that Lin Ye can have 660 six overlord younger brothers.

Nima, just thinking about it makes me excited!

The point is, what Lin Ye possesses is a domineering body and a supreme bone.

Invincible from the start!
Lin Ye felt lonely staring at the Immortal Cultivation Technique.

Swallowing Heaven, Devouring Earth, Creation and Fusion!
After a second.

Lin Ye raised his head, he bit his lip firmly, and tried to resist making that shy sound.

The cells of the whole body are sublimated, strengthened and even regenerated.

"cough!"

A mouthful of blood spit out.

A nasty smell filled the entire bathroom.

"what!"

Lin Ye's veins suddenly popped up, he clenched his fists tightly, and his whole body was in excruciating pain.

Abdominal fever.

Looking inside, he found that there was a sun in his body.

This sun is the golden elixir of immortal cultivators.

Lin Ye actually skipped the steps of refining Qi, building foundation, and even condensing golden elixir from a mortal with no cultivation.

Cultivation climbed, like a rocket "swish".

With Lin Ye's improvement in cultivation without any bottlenecks, the vision of a dragon soaring forever appeared in the entire Jiahua community, and even in the entire Shanghai City and Yunzhou Province.

This vision of heaven and earth alarmed the hermits of this world and the forces in the darkness.

The military of Longchao Shanghai City paid close attention to this vision of heaven and earth.

"puff!"

A fart made Lin Ye feel like he was born again.

After the severe pain passed, Lin Ye found that he had changed a lot.

The first is the height, um, Nima is 178?It seems to be three centimeters longer!Then there is the skin, crystal clear, whiter than snow, I am afraid that women will go crazy with jealousy, and finally there is appearance.

Lin Ye looked at himself in the mirror, touched his face and seriously doubted his life, "Damn it! Who is the handsome B in this mirror! If I were a woman, I must take him down."

Depend on!
I actually have thoughts about myself!It's just insane.

Lin Ye shook his head, trying his best to keep himself awake.

Fused with the Supreme Bone, Lin Ye felt that his current power could tear apart the space and crush the Emperor!
hallucinations!

It must be a hallucination.

Lin Ye murmured to himself: "If labor and capital were not still in this parallel world, I would doubt that I would be invincible in the universe."

Lin Ye, who came out with the help of the wall, still hadn't slowed down, and he couldn't help being a little uncomfortable with the sudden tyrannical strength.

When he appeared in front of the camera, the entire audience in the live broadcast room exploded.

"Who is this guy!"

"The anchor collapsed in the bathroom for 5 minutes and changed into another person. This skin, this appearance...does it make people live?"

"Stay out of the way upstairs, and wrench the national service in the lower floors!"

"Is it replaced?"

Countless people were dumbfounded.

Lin Ye was sitting in front of the camera. He looked at himself on the screen. He folded his hands in front of the table in a deep way, and his expression of serious contemplation and preparation to confess made the atmosphere in the live broadcast room depressive.

We are all from Penglai. Barrage: "Brother, I am willing to pay a monthly salary of one million to invite you to be a model in our group. I beg you to think about it."

Tonight Bajiro's barrage: "You return me to be funny than the host!"

Dongfeng blew through the barrage on Grandma Bridge: "Dude, are you the anchor's twin brother? Please explain! Waiting online, I'm really in a hurry."

……

Lin Ye said slowly, "Actually, this is my real appearance. I'm sorry for deceiving everyone."

The sound is like a spring breeze, and the warmth is like spring, which makes people unable to get angry at all.

In the live broadcast room, countless female fans commented "Husband!", "Honey!", "Dear!"... and even "Damn it!". The scene was unbearable to watch!

Lin Ye raised his hand to stop and confessed to the audience in the live broadcast room: "Actually, I am the last immortal cultivator of the Dragon Dynasty."

The live broadcast room suddenly became quiet, and even the passer-by anchors who entered the live broadcast room were stunned.

The atmosphere became very strange.

It seems that the whole world is quiet.

Dashen livestreamed An Li's barrage: "Big brother! Actually, I am the God of Cookery! Because I made a mistake in the heavens and was demoted to the earth, why don't you go to my live broadcast room and do it? My little sister will memorize the recipes for you, so you can enjoy yourself?"

Zhang Wei's barrage in the live broadcast of the great god: "Little brother! Actually, I am a judge of the underworld. Because I am greedy for the beauty of the world, I have to stay in the world to eliminate violence and bring peace to the mortals, and restore the world to a peaceful and prosperous world. If you have time, go to my live broadcast room to do it. You can ask me any legal questions, and I can tell you everything I know."

The advertisements of other anchors blatantly hit the live broadcast room.

When the house manager Xiong Yan saw the anchor who came to advertise, he directly warned Aite that if he advertised again, he would be banned from talking and blacklisted, and he would never be allowed to enter the live broadcast room.

Although the two anchors who advertised were warned by the housing management, there are still endless streams of advertised anchors.

Aite's live broadcast of Xiaowanzi, Aite's live broadcast of little milk dog... When Xiong Yan discovered that there were too many anchors advertising, he realized that the popularity of Lin Ye's live broadcast room had reached a very scary level .

20 million people are popular!
Xiong Yan rubbed his eyes, he slapped his thigh fiercely in disbelief, and shouted: "Hey, this is a dark horse!"

The editor who passed by Xiong Yan was frightened by Xiong Yan's self-mutilation, and he persuaded earnestly: "Old Xiong! Although you are still only a housing manager, the higher-ups will definitely make you an editor soon. You Don't hurt yourself!"

Xiong Yan raised his head and glanced at his boss, who had a good relationship with the company. He got up excitedly from his chair, stepped over in two steps, and said excitedly, "Old Liu! I finally found a treasure!"

"What treasure? Live treasure? Or teasing treasure?" Liu Wei, as one of the countless editors of Dashen Live, has higher rights than the real estate manager. He is not as hard-working as the real estate manager, but he is a well-known Bole in the company and has tapped a lot of potential anchor.

"Come, come, come and watch." Xiong Yan pulled Liu Wei in front of his computer, pointed at the live broadcast room with countless bullet screens, and said excitedly: "This guy has only been live broadcast for a short time, but there are What a group of local tyrants and iron fans, and the fans are stable online, and most importantly, the rate of fans coming in and out of his live broadcast room is as high as 90%!"

After Liu Wei heard the rate of fans coming in and out, he directly swears: "Damn it!"

Xiong Yan directly used his small authority to give Lin Ye all the free recommendations that can be uploaded, and even gave Lin Ye the only home page cover push this month.

Seeing the crazy increase in the number of fan subscriptions, Liu Wei swallowed his saliva subconsciously: "Hey, is it popular this year to brag that I am a god? Or is it the reincarnation of demons and ghosts?"

"The recommendation data must be strong!" Xiong Yan put his hands on the table in prayer, he knew that Lin Ye was his only chance to rise.

"Come on! I'm waiting for you to be promoted to editorial team leader." Liu Wei patted Xiong Yan on the shoulder to encourage him.

"Yeah." Xiong Yan is now wishing that the time flies, after all the data is refreshed every hour.

This time, in the live broadcast room, in order to prove that he is a real Nima is a cultivator, Lin Ye specially performed the fireball and water ball skills in the Five Elements Taoism...

As a result, the audience in the live broadcast room was not only unbelievable, but also begged for a detailed explanation video of the magic show, and some even offered [-] yuan to buy it!

In the end, the weak Lin Ye didn't explain at all.

　No manuscript saved, code words during Chinese New Year!Please give me some motivation, a reward!Whoooo!I don't have New Year's money and I have to give New Year's money to others.

　　
　
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