I'm really not a funny host

Chapter 30 The signing site is short, two hours of free recommendation
At the entrance of the alley, Lin Ye walked down the street with his hands in his pockets.

A police car drives past him.

Lin Ye glanced casually, and happened to meet the eyes of the girl in the police car.

The girl's eyes were full of confusion, doubt, and shock... It seemed that she couldn't believe that Lin Ye, a living person, could disappear like magic.

In the rearview mirror, Ma San saw Lin Ye's figure. He took a closer look and subconsciously remembered Lin Ye's words: "Are you afraid of ghosts?" The feet spread to the brain.

Warning Ma San is only the first step. If Ma San still doesn't know how to repent and wants to protect the evil forces in exchange for personal benefits, Lin Ye doesn't mind letting Ma San repent in prison.

Walking back to Jiahua Community on foot, Lin Ye took out the key to open the door.

"Ok?"

"Can't open?"

Lin Ye found out that the lock was changed?
"Boom boom boom!"

Knock on the door.

Lin Ye thought to himself, "Hey, Xia Xiaotian, that tigress really changed the lock? Prodigal bitch!"

The door opened, and Han Yufei winked at Lin Ye, as if to say "be careful yourself".

Lin Ye entered the living room and saw Xia Xiaotian, the tigress, sitting on the sofa like an interrogator. When she saw Lin Ye coming in, she raised a piece of paper and said domineeringly: "If you have no objections, just sign it." .”

"What's that?"

Lin Ye walked over to take a closer look, and he read out: "A joint tenancy agreement?"

Xia Xiaotian nodded solemnly, and gave Lin Ye an example with an expression that I have the final say: "Mr. Lin Ye, if you want to continue renting rooms here in the future, please abide by the above agreement, and you are not allowed to bring female friends." go home."

Lin Ye took the contract, and he read it carefully. After reading, he patted the paper in front of Xia Xiaotian, and asked a little angrily, "Xia Xiaotian, are you serious?"

Xia Xiaotian raised her head and stood up as if I was not afraid of you, and asked with a sneer: "When did my old lady play fake with you?"

Lin Ye is a man with a broad mind, but everything in the contract seems to be aimed at him. It's acceptable not to bring female friends home, but you can't talk about girlfriends?What kind of overlord treaty is this!It is simply depriving others of their freedom to love.

Xia Xiaotian forced Lin Ye to say, "If you don't return home on time for more than three days, then you will be treated as a breach of contract and leave."

Lin Ye felt that Xia Xiaotian was stimulated by something, and he asked tentatively: "Did you confess to the person you like and was ruthlessly rejected by the other party? Or does the person you like have a girlfriend?"

Xia Xiaotian took a deep breath, resisted not to erupt, put her hands on her chest and said, "Yes, yes, the person I like doesn't like me! Are you satisfied?"

Lin Ye muttered, "With your violent temper, it's no wonder that any man can stand it."

Xia Xiaotian heard Lin Ye's muttering, she took a deep breath again, clenched her hands into fists, stared at Lin Ye with a warning look, gritted her teeth and said: "Scumbag! Can you say it again if you have the ability?"

Of course Lin Ye wouldn't be so stupid as to repeat it, because that would be no different from committing suicide.

"signature."

Xia Xiaotian tapped the pen on the table.

"Sign your sister!"

Lin Ye turned around and went back to his room to sign the overlord treaty?If it doesn't exist, even if it's the end of the world, he won't be able to sign it.

"Lin Ye, stop for me." Xia Xiaotian chased after her.

"Boom!" Lin Ye went back to the room and closed the door, ignoring Xia Xiaotian.

"Open the door!"

"Boom boom boom!"

Xia Xiaotian banged on the door outside.

Lin Ye returned to the gaming chair and sat down. He habitually turned on the computer and put on the headphones to listen to music.

Xia Xiaotian patted for a while, but there was no movement in the room, she stamped her feet and shook her head like crazy.

Han Yufei persuaded at the door: "Okay, Xiao Tian, ​​Lin Ye didn't abandon you on purpose, a twisted melon is not sweet."

Xia Xiaotian was in a fit of anger, she gritted her teeth feeling wronged and said, "Twisted melons are not sweet, but they quench your thirst!"

"Huh?" Han Yufei was stunned. Xia Xiaotian would say such an unscrupulous thing, which completely refreshed her views.

"Ugly Lin Ye! You wait for my old lady." Xia Xiaotian gave Lin Ye's door a vicious glance and retreated.

"Girls nowadays are really..." Han Yufei really didn't know what to say, the current Xia Xiaotian was simply scarier than menopausal women.

"Boom." Xia Xiaotian closed the door heavily after returning to the room.

"Oh." Han Yufei sighed and closed the door gently.

"Ding dong!"

"Ding dong!"

……

In Lin Ye's room, the phone's V message kept ringing.

Picking up the phone and taking a look, all the V messages were sent by Xia Xiaotian, with all kinds of crazy expressions, three consecutive swipes, ten consecutive swipes, and even a hundred consecutive swipes.

"Is this Huniu mentally ill?" Lin Ye cut off the internet, not planning to talk to Xia Xiaotian.

After logging in to Dashen Live, a short message from the website came.

"Dear anchor: Dashen Live sincerely invites you to sign up for the platform and get more attention. For details, please contact the administrator, Jelly."

Lin Ye is currently ranked 2th in the list of unsigned anchors. According to the characteristics of Dashen Live Streaming, anchors ranked within [-] will be able to get a contract site, but Lin Ye does not plan to sign with Dashen Live Streaming right now.

Ignoring the short message on the website, Lin Ye started a live broadcast, and the name of the room was "100% Winning Rate Sword Fairy Li Bai".

Needless to say, the current headline party is indeed attractive.

After Lin Ye logged into Glory of Kings, he started live streaming solo.

Lin Ye, who is currently ranked 5th in gold, picks Li Bai in seconds, not giving his teammates any chance.

In the game, the hero is selected in seconds, either a master who is very good at flying, or a rookie who is a B.

No, just after Lin Ye picked Li Bai, his teammates downstairs said, "It's Li Bai again, out of ten Li Bai, nine out of ten don't know how to make big moves."

Lin Ye didn't bother to explain, and directly announced the winning rate.

Twenty games for Li Bai, the winning rate is [-]%!
Seeing the winning percentage, the teammates became restless.

The fourth floor spoke: "Niu B!"

Fifth floor: "Looks like this one was taken away by a master."

First floor: "Master, what kind of assistance do you need?"

Lin Ye, who is on the second floor, typed a line: "You are welcome, I will take you flying."

Send "666!" at the same time on the first, third, fourth, and fifth floors

In the live broadcast room, the number of viewers soared from 5888 to 99999, which is only one person short of [-].

"Ding! Congratulations to anchor Lin Ye for breaking [-] viewers! Get two hours of free newcomer anchor recommendation on the second-level game classification interface of the Dashen live broadcast platform."

Lin Ye ignored the short message on the system site after reading it. He swelled in his heart and said, "Is there a category recommendation for you, sir, on the second-level page? It's just a two-hour free recommendation, so stingy."

Having a recommendation is better than no recommendation. After all, it is really difficult for an unsigned anchor to get a recommendation from the Dashen live broadcast platform.

Lin Ye's live broadcast room is on the free newcomer list of the second-level interface game classification channel. There are currently one hundred people, and Lin Ye just happens to be ranked 25th.

There are 100 people who have received two hours of free newcomer recommendations on the secondary interface game channel, all of whom are game anchors.

The anchor Nangong Xiaoman is also on this free recommendation list, and ranks 55th. She glanced at the ranking of the recommendation page. When she saw that Lin Ye, who was ranked 25th, had 10 views, she tilted her head and showed a smile. With a puzzled cute expression on his face, he murmured: "I only have 6 viewers, how can he, a new streamer who has not registered for a long time, break through [-] viewers?"

(End of this chapter)