I'm really not a funny host

Chapter 163 I have a bad stomach since I was a child, so I can only eat soft rice
When the display screen went off, the foot-snapping man calmly lit a cigarette.

Before the big man's smoke could be exhaled, the screen unexpectedly lit up strangely.

A line of words appeared on the screen: "Do you think you can't do anything if you unplug the power? Childish!"

The big man picking his feet choked, spitting out smoke from his mouth and yelling: "Damn it!"

After your uncle's goal is achieved, it puts up a middle finger on the display.

The big man who picked his feet took a look at the power cord, it had already been unplugged!
How is this damn possible!

For a moment, the burly man wondered if he was dreaming.

"Snapped!"

A slap on the face hurt, very painful.

If this is not a dream, then obviously everything is so real.

terrible!

The foot-picking man fell into darkness.

After your uncle sorted out the packaged information, he sent a document to Lin Ye's Penguin.

Lin Ye opened the Penguin account and downloaded the document. After opening it, there was a photo and information of a big man who picked his feet. Even the information from birth to the present is very complete.

Nangong Ru dreamed of what Lin Ye was looking at, she leaned over to take a look, and asked in surprise, "Husband, do you like men?"

This question made Lin Ye almost spit out a mouthful of old blood. What does it mean that he likes men?Could it be that she has been neglected recently?It seems that I have to find a time to prove myself well.

Nangong Rumeng exhaled lightly and said: "Husband, I have learned modern knowledge now, and I want to buy a mobile phone."

Lin Ye smelled the fragrance, waved his hand and said, "Buy, buy the most expensive one."

Nangong Rumeng hugged Lin Ye's neck and made a "wave".

"Damn it! Someone is looking for you. He claims to be the boss of the Yunzhonghe villa area."

At the door, Lin Dong strode in.

Lin Ye and Nangong Rumeng got up and walked out at the same time.

The owner of the Yunzhonghe villa area must have a lot of background.

At the gate of the villa area, a group of people were sitting in the gazebo in the yard.

Among them is Tang Rong, the manager of Yunzhonghe Sales Office.

After Tang Rong saw Lin Ye, he quickly stepped forward to introduce him to his boss, Luo Changsheng.

Luo Changsheng is a man who is only 50 years old. He is about to enter old age, but his appearance is still around 30 years old.

Lin Ye caught Luo Changsheng's attention as soon as he appeared on the stage. As a descendant of the Luo family of Yanjing, he had long developed a pair of piercing eyes. When he saw Lin Ye for the first time, he instinctively felt that he was unusual.

"Uncle Tang! He's the young man you sent to the villa? Not too bad."

A young man sitting on a stone pier spoke disdainfully, as if he looked down on Lin Ye.

"Young Master Luo, I..." Tang Rong wanted to explain, but seeing Luo Changsheng's majestic expression, he still held back.

Lin Ye came to this group of people, and said neither humble nor overbearing: "So it's a guest, here comes the tea."

A pot of tea appeared on the table out of thin air.

Luo Changsheng is also a person who has seen big winds and waves. He has seen Lin Ye's tricks before.

"I'll make tea."

Nangong Rumeng stepped forward to serve tea and water.

At this time, Luo Tianhe teased Nangong Rumeng and said, "Wow, my sister is so pretty, she actually brought us tea and water."

Luo Changsheng glared at his son, although he didn't say anything, he warned Luo Tianhe not to mess around.

Luo Tianhe pouted and turned his head to the side.

"I'll do it. This tea is very particular."

The young and beautiful woman next to Luo Changsheng spoke, she pointed her sword, and the teapot was suspended.

"Banmen get an axe."

Lin Ye spat out four words.

Luo Changsheng's brows knitted together but still said nothing.

When the young and beautiful woman heard the words, she manipulated the teapot to fall, and said somewhat dissatisfied: "Then you come."

Lin Ye waved his hand lightly and said, "Pour the tea yourself."

Like an obedient servant, the teapot got up and poured tea by itself.

The teacup came to a halt in front of everyone.

Luo Changsheng glanced at the tea cup, the tea was very full, but not a single drop was spilled during the movement.

When the young and beautiful woman saw Lin Ye's move, she reported her family background: "Luo Qianmei."

Lin Ye snapped his fingers, and the branches stretched out and condensed into a big chair.

Nangong Rumeng held Lin Ye's arm and sat on the chair, looking as arrogant as an emperor or queen.

As for Lin Dong, the head of the Lin family, he simply asked Lin Ye to deal with it, while he went to find the old man to drink and play chess.

After Tang Rong saw Lin Ye's methods, he complained in his heart: "Fortunately, I had the foresight. If I really offended this person, I probably wouldn't have a chance to rise to the top."

Luo Tianhe was stunned when he saw Lin Ye's move, and muttered to himself: "This person is so arrogant!"

"This spell is very novel." Luo Qianmei was very concerned about Lin Ye's spell.

"Let's get straight to the point. Lin Ye wants the Yunzhonghe's villa." Lin Ye looked rich and powerful.

"25 billion!" Luo Changsheng asked a price.

"25 billion is a bit high." Lin Ye pinched his chin.

"For the sake of acquaintances, 23 billion!" Luo Changsheng made another quotation.

"Well, let's make a discount." Lin Ye winked at Luo Changsheng.

"Why?" Luo Changsheng asked Lin Ye back.

"Because of my high level, my cultivation level is strong!" Lin Ye flipped his hand over and it was the spiritual fire in his palm!
"Golden Core Realm gives you a [-]% discount, and Nascent Soul Realm gives you a [-]% discount. What realm are you?" Luo Changsheng asked.

"My daughter-in-law is in the Nascent Soul Realm, but I'm more cheating." Lin Ye boasted.

"Out-of-body realm?" Luo Qianmei's eyes widened, thinking it was impossible.

"United Soul Realm?" Luo Changsheng asked tentatively.

"Nothing is right." Lin Ye waved his hand and said, "Guess again."

Tang Rong interjected, "The Feather Transformation Realm!"

Luo Changsheng stared at Lin Ye, hoping that he would shake his head and answer that it was not in this realm, otherwise it would mess up his plan.

"No." Lin Ye shook his head.

"I don't think you even have a Qi Refining Realm." Luo Tianhe said disdainfully.

"That's not enough, the daughter-in-law is already in the Nascent Soul Realm, there's no reason why the husband is a good-for-nothing!"

"It seems that he really can't feel his realm. Is it really the same as in the novel, waste material?"

"Good-for-nothing paired with a strong female monk! Why does it sound like the same formula as the novel?"

The monks of the Luo family began to whisper and discuss in a low voice.

Luo Changsheng took a deep breath and said, "I don't have time to play riddles with you here. For 23 billion, this Yunzhonghe Villa area belongs to you."

Lin Ye spread his hands and said, "I have no money."

Seeing Lin Ye's shameless appearance, Luo Tianhe couldn't help cursing: "Damn it! Are you a softie?"

Lin Ye looked at Luo Qianmei very much, and said teasingly: "Beauty, the doctor told me since I was a child that I have a bad stomach and can only eat soft rice. Look, why don't you take care of me? Wash and cook, I’m not proficient in everything, but fortunately, I can’t learn anything, and I don’t have anything to eat, so I can be regarded as a person with advantages, and you won’t suffer.”

"..."

Luo Qianmei was speechless. Was she being teased or being teased?
Luo Tianhe immediately stood up, pointed at Lin Ye and cursed: "Shameless person! How dare you attack my cousin! Do you know how to write the word shame?"

Lin Ye spread his hands, looking like a dead pig who is not afraid of boiling water, "Whether you want money or not, you need to die."

(End of this chapter)