I'm really not a funny host

Chapter 147 Forcibly acting like a baby is the deadliest

The sales department of Yunzhonghe Villa.

At noon, the salesman was still eating with a boxed lunch.

As soon as the three of Lin Ye entered the sales center, they attracted the attention of the salesmen.

The two fat men with big bellies didn't intend to get up to entertain them. They continued to eat. It seemed to them that it was impossible for the three of them to buy a villa.

A woman with heavy makeup couldn't help but said, "Who do you think will receive these three people?"

The middle-aged man with a slightly fat belly ate a mouthful of twice-cooked pork, and he said, "If you don't wear gold or silver, you look like an ordinary person with no purchasing power at all."

The fatter middle-aged man with a big belly took a sip of Fat Boy's water, mocked Lin Ye and the three of them and said, "I think it's probably because they came to our sales department to use the air conditioner again."

The weather outside is heating up quickly, and the sun is very hot. July and August are the two hottest months of the year.

Lin Yan felt the cool air from the air conditioner, and he felt very comfortable. When he saw that no salesman came to show the customers, he felt a little guilty and said, "Brother, are we really buying a villa?"

Nangong Rumeng touched Lin Yan's head and comforted him, "Don't worry, my husband never plays tricks."

Lin Ye wanted to make a joke with Lin Yan to tease him, but Nangong Rumeng had already revealed his old background, so he simply swept across the entire villa mockups domineeringly and said: "I like that one, I will give it to you."

As soon as the words came out, the female saleswoman lying in front of the villa model couldn't help but mocked: "If you're bragging, turn left. There is a beggar at the door. He must be very willing to listen to you bragging about cheating."

Lin Yan was embarrassed because he had no money to buy a villa.

Just as Nangong Rumeng was about to have a seizure, a chubby female saleswoman trotted over and said hello politely, "Madam, sir, do you want to see the villa?"

Lin Ye felt that the chubby girl was pretty good, so he nodded and said, "Let's take a look first, please introduce us to the villa in the Yunzhonghe villa area."

The chubby girl picked up a promotional picture of the villa from the villa model table, and she handed a copy to Lin Ye, Lin Yan, and Nangong Rumeng each.

"cut."

The female salesperson didn't pay attention to Lin Ye and others at all. In her opinion, it was impossible for Lin Ye and others to buy a villa.

The chubby girl began to introduce cheaper villas and said: "Sir, miss, this villa area is a common apartment in our Yunzhonghe. It is built with a European-style two-in-one compound. It covers an area of ​​800 square meters and has two and a half floors. of space, each floor..."

Five minutes later, Lin Ye directly PSed the ordinary villa area and said, "I want the best villa."

The chubby girl was stunned for two seconds, and then she began to lead Lin Ye and others to Yunzhonghe's most luxurious villa.

The house types here are more in line with Lin Ye's idea. There are not many of them, they cover a large area, and they are all built on the hills, giving people a feeling that they will be the top of the mountain and see all the small mountains at a glance.

The fat girl introduced weakly: "Mister and Miss, the houses here are all very luxurious. For example, the Yunchao Palace villa is the most expensive one in Yunzhonghe, and the current price is 7000 million!"

Hundreds of millions of villas!
No one in Chaoyang City can afford it!Even with a 1% discount, it will cost more than [-] million RMB.

Tens of millions of villas are already fraudulent enough, hundreds of millions of villas, that is simply astronomical.

"interesting."

Lin Ye looked at the model of the villa. The area around Yunchao Palace is very quiet, and everything around it belongs to Yunchao Palace, which means that the top of the mountain belongs to Yunchao Palace, which covers a very large area.

The chubby girl works hard to bring customers out of professionalism, regardless of whether the customers really buy it or not.

The surrounding salesmen started to get busy after dinner, because there were still people coming to see the villa area.

No, an old man in gold and silver came in with his arms around a 75-point-worthy woman.

The old man saw Nangong Rumeng at a glance, and that otherworldly demeanor deeply attracted him.

"Brother, here we come!"

The female saleswoman with heavy make-up came forward and made a close fit, as if this old man was contacted by him to see the villa.

"Xiao Ting, are those three people also here to see the house?" The old man asked casually.

"Three people who came in to clean the air conditioner, how could they be rich." The saleswoman gave her a contemptuous look.

"Go, go and have a look." The old man originally planned to buy a villa today, but he met a rare fairy, so he wanted to harass him no matter what.

"Brother Hai, didn't you agree to buy a villa for me? He wants to see it over there." The woman in the old man's arms began to act coquettishly. She is not stupid, and the old man obviously fell in love with that woman.

"Baby, be good, let's go and see the villa over there first." With a cigar in his mouth, Qian Hai stretched out his hand to pat the woman's PP, laughing nonstop.

"It's disgusting." The woman acted even harder.

Xiaoting led Qian Hai and Xiaosan to the luxury villa area, and she deliberately said loudly: "Rang Rang, if you don't buy it, go on the sidelines, don't get in the way."

Nangong Rumeng raised her head, her face was a little warm and angry.

Seeing Nangong Rumeng's face, Qian Hai dropped the cigar from his mouth, "It's beautiful! It's so fucking beautiful! It's even more beautiful than those celebrities!"

Xiao Ting said domineeringly to the fat girl: "Take your guests away, Brother Hai is a famous figure in Chaoyang City, you can't afford to delay him buying a villa."

The chubby girl lowered her head in low self-esteem and prepared to leave.

At this moment, Lin Ye yelled at Xiao Ting domineeringly, "You're fucking blind! Don't you understand what first come first served? What kind of shit, Brother Hai! Do you have any privileges?"

Xiao Ting glared at Lin Ye and said, "Poor ghost! How dare you scold Brother Hai for using the air conditioner! Do you know how much money Brother Hai has? Tens of millions!"

Qian Hai put his arms around the woman and went up to Lin Ye and said, "I am not talented, but I am quite famous in Chaoyang City. There are 1000 million ways to teach you a lesson."

The woman said coquettishly: "Brother Hai, you are so awesome! I like it so much!"

Lin Yan was about to vomit after hearing this voice, and he said to the woman in Qian Hai's arms: "Auntie, stop acting like a girl when you're old, forcibly acting like a baby is the most deadly, I'm about to vomit."

The woman was called Auntie, and she pointed at Lin Yan and cursed: "Damn poor! You bastard..." Before he could utter the last word, Lin Yan stepped forward and slapped him with his backhand.

"Snapped!"

The woman landed with a 360-degree rotation.

Qian Hai didn't even see how Lin Yan made the move, he just felt that the woman in his arms was no longer in his arms.

Seeing that Lin Ye dared to hit someone, Xiaoting immediately shouted, "Security!"

The security guard at the sales center walked over lazily.

"Boy! You are crazy!"

Qian Hai was very angry. Lin Ye's blatant beating of his woman was tantamount to slapping him in the face.

"Master hit me, what can you do to me?"

Lin Ye smiled arrogantly.

"Okay, there is a kind!"

Qian Hai smiled, took out a dozen RMB and said, "Whoever teaches this kid a lesson for me, the money belongs to him."

The lazy security guard saw Qian Hai raised a dozen RMB, and he immediately ran over like a dog, "Mr. Qian! Leave this matter to me, and I promise to satisfy you."

The potbellied salesman beat his chest and sighed, "It would be great if my parents had two more legs and could run faster! At least one hundred thousand RMB!"

One hundred thousand!
How many months' salary is that?

The female salesperson regretted that she was not a man!
(End of this chapter)