I'm really not a funny host

Chapter 137 Panlong Weishan Seal

"You are blind!"

"My boss is clearly an invincible cultivator in the world!"

"Do you want to ask my boss what realm?"

A cat enters the stage with coquettish and graceful steps.

When Lin Ye saw Miao Taiji, he greeted Miao Taiji in embarrassment: "Well, I was so busy reuniting with my family that I forgot about you."

Meow Taiji stared at Lin Ye with resentment on his face, and the meaning of the cat face seemed to say, "You still have the nerve to mention it? Are you shameless?"

Nangong Rumeng smiled slightly.

All the members of the Lin family stared wide-eyed, and there was only one question mark in their minds, "Has the cat become a spirit?"

"The little cat has spoken." Lin Xiaoxiao pointed to Meow Tai Chi, she blinked her big cute and bright eyes.

"My God! Didn't it say that after the founding of the People's Republic of China, animals are not allowed to become spirits?" Second Aunt Pang Jing's head was dizzy, and she might faint at any time.

"This...so it turns out that what was uploaded on the Internet is true!?" Lin Dong, an old man, had to widen his eyes.

The man in the suit looked at Miao Taiji, he exhaled a smoke ring and said, "It turns out they are of the Yin Yang cat family."

Meow Taiji flicked its tail and walked to Lin Ye's side. It said noblely to the man in the suit, "I am the prince of the yin and yang cat clan! You mortals don't kneel down!"

The man in the suit snorted and said, "It's just a little cat monster! You really take yourself seriously."

Embarrassing the security guard of the Lin family, he said to the man in the suit, "Brother Liu! You're here."

Liu Hui took a puff of his cigar and looked at the security guard with disdain, and said, "Look at Qian, if the scar is healed and the pain is forgotten."

Xiang Qian said with a puzzled expression, "Brother Liu, you have wronged me. This parking space is really reserved by the Lin family."

There are many people surnamed Lin in Chaoyang City, and one of them has a family surnamed Lin, which is barely considered a third-rate family at present.

Liu Hui shrugged and said to Lin Ye, "I can't do anything about this matter! The Lin family is a third-rate family after all, so it's not easy to provoke them."

Lin Ye rolled his eyes and said, "Is the third-rate family cheating? I'll call him grandson! Make sure they obediently agree."

Xiang Qian looked at Lin Ye's arrogant words, he showed his yellow teeth and said, "Boy! Don't think that if you know a little about boxing and kicking skills, you will be arrogant. In Chaoyang City, the Lin family is a third-rate family! You bumpkins can't afford to be provoked." The presence."

Such blatant ridicule, if you were the former Lin Ye, you must be reasonable, but the current Lin Ye is not the previous Lin Ye. With his strength, his mood has changed, you are not convinced, right?Then, labor and management step on you until you obey.

"Oh!"

Xiang Qian's body was hit hard by an invisible force and flew out.

"Ha ha!"

The corners of Lin Ye's mouth were raised, showing his arrogance with no dead ends in 360 degrees!

"Brother Xiang!"

The security guard saw Xiang Qian who suddenly flew upside down, and they ran over with a look on their faces.

Liu Hui shot when he saw Lin Ye calmly, and he didn't even notice how Lin Ye made the move, which made him feel a little nervous, feeling like he had kicked the iron plate for a long time?
Just as the security guard stood up to look at Qian, Lin Ye snapped his fingers and shouted softly, "Panlongweishanyin!"

"boom!"

A huge phantom mountain fell from the head of the security guard, and there was a faint dragon coiling around the huge mountain.

"My body seems to be crushed by something!"

"Is this ghost pressing on the body?"

"Hey! My waist is about to break..."

This huge mountain was so heavy that a group of security guards couldn't move.

The cigar in Liu Hui's hand fell to the ground, and he stared at the huge phantom mountain with wide eyes and wide mouth!

What a master!
This is clearly a powerful cultivator!

Spell!

This is the same as the spell full of special effects on the Internet!
Seeing is believing, everyone was shocked.

"Wow! My brother knows magic!"

Lin Yan clapped his hands and screamed, his small face looked very excited, as if seeing the scenery of the new world.

Lin Wan'er tilted her head and tugged at Lin Yan's arm beside her and asked, "Cousin, what is a spell?"

Lin Xiao touched his cousin's head and replied for Lin Yan: "It's the very powerful kind... You don't understand it, you little brat."

Lin Wan'er pouted, "Aren't you a brat too!"

"You don't understand." Lin Xiao stared at Lin Ye with eyes full of admiration. He has now listed his cousin as an idol.

"Hmph." Lin Wan'er snorted, and she ignored Lin Xiao.

The most shocking thing was Du Huawan, she knew what her son looked like best, but when comparing the young man in front of her with her previous son, she wanted to say: "What the hell did I give birth to before?"

Nangong Rumeng has long been used to it, she took Du Huawan's arm and revealed in advance: "Mom, my husband has gone to heaven and earth, omnipotent, this is just the tip of the iceberg."

Du Huawan subconsciously said, "It's not like Sun Monkey."

Lin Ye in the front almost fell down when he heard his mother's words. Is this a belittle or a compliment?

"Press!"

Lin Ye stood up with his fingers down.

"boom!"

The phantom of that giant mountain pressed down fiercely.

"Aww! No way, I can't breathe."

"Help! Help!"

A security guard has long since lost his previous arrogance, especially looking at Qian, lying on the ground like a dead dog, unable to breathe.

One move to defeat the enemy?
"My God! What realm do you have to achieve this level!"

Not long after Liu Hui came into contact with cultivation, he spent a lot of money to ask practitioners to guide him in cultivation. He currently has the second level of Qi refining, and it is still a state that can only be stacked by taking pills. Otherwise, with his spiritual roots, he is still practicing cultivation The atmosphere hovered.

"Son! All right."

Lin Dong stepped forward and pressed Lin Ye's arm, and he signaled Lin Ye with a vicissitudes of life to stop.

"Disperse."

The phantom of the giant mountain dissipated.

"Whoosh..."

The rapid panting continued.

The security guards took a big gulp of air one by one, for fear that they would not be able to breathe again in this life.

Looking at money, I never felt that it was good to be alive!

Liu Hui really underestimated Lin Ye's strength. Judging from Lin Ye's methods, the cultivator who guided him to cultivate seemed to be inferior to the young man in front of him.

Could it be that he is a disciple of a certain sect of cultivation?
Only in this way can it prove that Lin Ye has such powerful means at such a young age.

It is no longer a secret that the sect of self-cultivation is now.

Third Uncle Lin Qiang stepped forward and patted Lin Ye on the shoulder, congratulating, "It's ok! Brother Lin, I didn't embarrass your Third Uncle."

Among the big family, the third uncle is more easy-going and free-spirited, and he is not at all ashamed to call his nephew "Brother Lin".

Second Uncle Lin Hua also came over, and couldn't help but exclaimed: "It's incredible! I never thought that the prodigal son would come back after being away from home for a few years."

Lin Ye was praised by his elders, and he said very modestly: "Dad, Second Uncle, Third Uncle, this time I'm going home to take you on the path of cultivation and pursuit of the realm of immortality."

"Son, do you mean that we can also cultivate those truths?" Lin Dong's old face looked very rosy, as if he had been beaten with chicken blood.

"Dad, didn't you say that you are a fancy-sounding cultivator?" Lin Ye couldn't compare the current dad with the previous dad, Nima is not the same person at all.

"Little bastard! Of course, I want to live a few more years with your great-grandchildren and share the family happiness with you." Lin Dong said nonsense in a serious manner.

"Well, I can't say no to you. I will guide you in cultivation when I get home." Lin Ye is a junior, so naturally he has to let his elders step down.

"That's about the same. Let's go upstairs for dinner. Your grandparents have been looking forward to the stars and the moon and have been looking forward to your return." Lin Dong patted Lin Ye's shoulder heavily, and he smiled gratifiedly.

Look forward to Jackie Chan!

Lin Dong's son was naturally happy when he did it.

(End of this chapter)