I'm really not a funny host

Chapter 128
"Ding dong! Your ICBC card 621226******** received a live transfer of 100RMB from your uncle."

The text message rang almost three seconds after Sun Long withdrew the cash.

Sun Long clicked on the text message and took a closer look, and he couldn't help but let out a "lying grass".

The person sitting opposite Sun Long also took a look at the text message, and immediately "lyed on the grass".

What's even more exaggerated is that even the head of their planning team broke out in the office with a sentence of "lying grass".

this moment!"Lying on the grass" sounded in unison from all over Longchao.

The reason is that your uncle live broadcast can really withdraw RMB!

Sun Long sat on the chair, and he looked at the content of the balance of 100 in the mobile bank. Even though Sun Long had seen many schemes, it was difficult to calm down his mood at this time.

100RMB will be sent for registration, if the number of registrations reaches 1000 million!This is 1000 million spent.

Colleagues around started to live broadcast your uncle, and asked them to register and fill in the invitation code.

Sun Long is a planner. It's his job to come up with ideas and plans. He really doesn't understand what your uncle is planning in the live broadcast?flow?heat?
"Lying on the grass!"

"Lying on the grass!"

The sound of lying on the grass sounded from the side.

Sun Long got up and looked at the fat brother opposite, and asked, "Fat brother! Today you said a few words to lie in the grass."

The fat man raised his head and said with a blushing face, "Xiao Sun! Fat brother, I have no education, and the only thing I can do is to walk the world with one sentence."

Sun Long rolled his eyes when he heard the words, he knew better than anyone else what Fat Brother was like, a person who was scolded by others for not even daring to fart, today he even said several times of lying, and the reason was so far-fetched.

Fat Brother looked up at Sun Long, and he privately sent his Dashen live broadcast invitation code to Sun Long via V letter.

After Sun Long opened the V letter and read the news, he said to the fat brother speechlessly: "Fat brother, you also downloaded your uncle's live broadcast?"

Fat Brother laughed when he heard the words: "This penguin finally has a conscience. I have already called friends and friends to download more than a dozen, and I have already earned more than 600."

As soon as these words came out, Sun Long exaggeratedly said "Lying on the grass".

The woman next to Fat Brother interjected flamboyantly: "You are only a dozen or so, and my sister group is very strong, and now more than 1 have been paid."

Even the planning team leader who had seen the big scene shamelessly forwarded his invitation code in the V letter group, asking everyone to download this Uncle You's live streaming software and fill in the invitation code.

In the V letter group, a planning member replied weakly: "Boss, we are all registered, and we are all inviting others like crazy."

Planning team leader Aite, the talkative employee: "Xiao Liu, go to the finance department to get your salary, you don't need to come tomorrow."

Xiao Liu, the unlucky employee, thought that the team leader was joking when he saw the news, but just as he was about to say something, he found that the team leader had already kicked him out of the group.

"Fuck!"

Xiao Liu jumped up from the chair.

The employees of the planning team all looked at Xiao Liu sympathetically, but no one dared to speak up for him. What if the team leader told him to leave?
Sun Long didn't care about his colleagues who sympathized with him, so he posted advertisements in his ridicule group.

"Your uncle is live broadcasting. Download and fill in the 10086 invitation code to get a 5RMB reward. This opportunity is not to be missed, and it will never come back."

When Sun Long sent this news, he was bold enough to manage Aite and sent a 10RMB red envelope for promotion.

The group manager accepted the red envelope and turned a blind eye to Sun Long's advertising in the group. On the surface, it was just a warning and did not kick Sun Long out of the teasing group.

Sun Long looked at the bank's text messages that kept reminding him of the account. He had never been so excited in his life, and he had never been so excited when he got married in the bridal chamber.

"Ding! Your account 621225******** has received a transfer of 50RMB."

……

Only a few people were selected for the first promotion of your uncle's live broadcast.

In your uncle's words, this is called testing the waters.

If Lin Ye's water testing fails to meet the requirements of the system evaluation, then he will not continue to do free promotion for Lin Ye.

At this time, after Lin Ye killed the Wang family warriors, he began to swell, completely ignoring the Wang family, and prepared to kill the top of the villa with his sword.

Niu Shaobao quickly caught up with Lin Ye, and he recommended himself: "A master! I'll show you the way."

Lin Ye rolled his eyes at Niu Shaobao, and said, "Even if you are the third young master of the Wang family, I'm afraid I don't know the Wang family's secret passages and secret rooms."

Niu Shaobao really didn't know how many secret rooms the Wang family had, but he knew how to enter the hilltop villa area of ​​the Wang family. Based on this, he said confidently: "I know that a dog hole can be drilled into the hilltop villa area."

Lin Ye asked if you were stupid: "Young master, a man of seven feet tall is going to drill a dog hole with you? You are shameless, but I have shame."

Niu Shaobao looked embarrassed!He completely ignored the fact that Lin Ye was a strong man.

Lin Ye continued to climb the mountain, and Niu Shaobao followed him all the way.

As it gets closer and closer to the villa area on the top of the mountain, don't tell me, this Wangfu villa is quite well-built and hierarchical.

Those with the lowest status and weakest strength live in the villa area under the mountain.

The status is average, and those who are worthy of training live in the villa area halfway up the mountain.

Those who are noble and worthy of being cultivated by the family at all costs live in the hilltop villa area.

With the progress of your uncle's live broadcast, the number of viewers in Lin Ye's live broadcast room has broken from single digits to double digits, and is currently 25.
The popularity of the new live broadcast software is definitely not comparable to that of Dashen Live and Do Yin, but with your uncle, in time, your uncle will become the most corrupt live broadcast software in Longchao, and there is no one.

"This anchor really killed someone?"

"Same upstairs! I suspect it's the crew!"

"I'm just a small employee. I witnessed the murder scene. Will the police uncle invite me to drink tea?"

"Same upstairs! Frequent urination and urgent urination! Wait online!"

"Frequent urination is probably due to the explosion of the prostate, go to Shuguang!"

The barrage in the live broadcast room is divided into left and right, and the left is the real-time barrage. Every speech appears quickly, and is quickly pushed up by the downstairs.On the right is the important speech. The system thinks that the speech is excellent, literary, and key, and the roaming will be turned on. Even if there is a new discovery downstairs, it will stay for five seconds. It also has its own speech time and supports time period query.

The live broadcast interface is also very refreshing. In addition to the number of online viewers, popularity, and rankings, there are also pets, settings, and gifts.

Gifts are the soul of live broadcast software, and live broadcast apps that cannot accept gifts are hot chickens!No rebuttals are supported.

The gifts in your uncle's live broadcast room are quite special. They are divided into three categories: vulgar objects, lifespan, and faith power. Currently, the vulgar objects are unlocked.

俗物：也就跟其它直播软件一样，1块钱的鲜花、10块钱的脆饼等，但你大爷直播的俗物就比较高级了，10RMB起刷，分别是10RMB的璀璨烟花、100RMB的奢侈皇家礼炮、1000RMB的昂贵红酒、10000RMB的土豪金游艇、100000RMB的无敌火箭、1000000的星河战舰。

Lifespan: This tipping is relatively new. The minimum lifespan of 1 day is the starting point for tipping, and only cultivators, ancient warriors, and supernatural beings with a lifespan of more than 500 years can be tipped.

Faith: Only Nascent Soul monsters with a life span of ten thousand years can be rewarded!A minimum of 10 points of faith will start, and there will be no upper limit.

The number of viewers has gone from double digits to triple digits, and currently there are exactly 250 people watching online.

In Dashen's live broadcast, Lin Ye started to rise strongly from 250 viewers!Now your uncle's live broadcast still has 250 viewers, all of this is due to fate.

(End of this chapter)