I'm really not a funny host

Chapter 126 Live System Wizard
The strange sky thunder in the Wangfu Villa has aroused the high vigilance of the Wang family in the villa area on the top of the mountain.

A group of masters was rushing from the top of the mountain to the villa area halfway up the mountain.

After Lin Ye used thunder to kill the thirteen vicious maids, the system reward was immediately received.

"The live broadcast system is on, please name the system wizard."

"Your uncle!"

"The naming was successful! It cannot be changed."

"No, I'm just complaining! Can you change it?"

"The system elf does not support name renaming. Unless a elf name change card is issued, the elf will always use your uncle's name."

"Lying grass! Ruthless."

What else can Lin Ye say, he can only "ly lie on the grass" and walk around the world.

The live broadcast system elf is a monster with big eyes?
When Lin Ye saw a live system elf, he poked the guy's big eyeballs with his hand, and found that the elf's eyeballs were very soft, and they must be chewy.

Your uncle said to Lin Ye aggrievedly: "Master, I don't like it."

Lin Ye wiped the corner of his mouth in embarrassment, and he forcefully explained: "How could I eat you, please introduce yourself?"

Your uncle blinked his eyes and took out a piece of virtual paper from behind. It read: "I call you uncle. I am the elf of the live broadcast system. Don't ask me why my name is so domineering. Your uncle is always your uncle."

"I feel like I've been screwed by the system!"

Lin Ye covered his face. It was hard for him to imagine that the tadpole-shaped cloud-shaped big-eyed monster in front of him was actually a system elf!

After introducing himself, your uncle crumpled the paper and threw it into the sky. He said to Lin Ye as if he had escaped from the sea of ​​suffering: "Master, your uncle's live broadcast has been grandly launched. This is the QR code for downloading the APP."

Lin Ye scanned it with his mobile phone a little confused, but the mobile phone automatically downloaded a software called "Your Uncle Live Streaming".

This software is beautifully crafted, and the icons are cute and cute.

Entering the APP, there are two options: registration and login.

Lin Ye muttered: "I've seen the system change every day, and I've heard that killing monsters explodes countless systems. This system reward system is really the first time a girl gets on a sedan chair."

It took 2 minutes for Lin Ye to register an account.

Account: 01
Permissions: APP owner

Level: 1

Title: Your Uncle Boss
The corners of Lin Ye's mouth twitched when he saw this title. He really wanted to slap himself five minutes ago. Why do you think it's not good for you to take the name of your uncle?
It's hard for the mean-spirited Lin Ye to imagine whether the name of your uncle's live broadcast will be caught by the dragon.

Your uncle seems to have seen Lin Ye's concerns, he took out a large frame of eyes and put them on, he showed off his unicorn arm, and assured him in a deep uncle voice: "Master, don't worry, there is an invincible uncle!" Help you manage the live broadcast, and ensure that you will be the most watched handsome anchor in the world."

Regarding your uncle's bragging, Lin Ye could only chuckle.

joke!

Is Lin Ye the kind of person who relies on the system elves to get to the top?
After seeing your uncle's ability, Lin Ye sighed: "Ah! It smells so good!"

Your uncle is not only your uncle, this guy is proficient in cosmic prophecy programming in addition to his identity as a system elf. The technology of the earth is scum in front of it. One floor BT!

Three hundred layers of firewall?

May I ask in today's Dragon Dynasty, which company came up with such a fraudulent firewall program?

Your uncle named this program Three Hundred Heroes!Because each layer of firewall has a BOSS stationed.

Good programming makes it feel like a tower defense game played by this guy.

The point is that this product is not satisfied, and I feel that the safety factor of the firewall needs to be improved.

Lin Ye really underestimated this system elf, no, to be precise, he underestimated your uncle.

"Woooo!"

Wang Shaobao got out from the grass, still chewing something in his mouth, he seemed delicious.

Lin Ye walked over to investigate Wang Shaobao's situation, and he couldn't help curling his lips and said, "This third young master of the Wang family is actually congenitally underdeveloped. No wonder no one knows that there is another third young master in the Wang family."

It can be said that Wang Shaobao is both tragic and lucky. The tragic thing is that his brain was born with abnormal development, which made his status in the Wang family worse than that of a gatekeeper. Fortunately, he met Lin Ye, otherwise his fate would continue. Be miserable.

People with congenital brain hypoplasia can be said to live in a daze, as if something hinders them from cognition and exploration.

Lin Ye had this feeling before, developing the brain is a very dangerous and crazy thing.

In his previous life, Lin Ye played professionally because he was old and his consciousness could not keep up with his hand speed. He had no choice but to read banned books about brain development.

Now, what happened to Wang Shaobao, I have to say that he is really a mudslide in the Wang family.

"Snapped!"

Lin Ye slapped Wang Shaobao on the head.

A wave of spiritual power shattered what was hindering the normal development of his brain.

Stimulated by spiritual power, Wang Shaobao's brain began to expand and develop.

Scenes are before your eyes.

It has been discarded since the shot.

Wang Shaobao's mother was just a maid of the Wang family, because of her beauty, she was given something by the young master of the Wang family, and Wang Shaobao was born later. Unfortunately, Wang Shaobao was diagnosed with congenital brain hypoplasia not long after he was born. For this kind of family ugliness, Wang Shaobao Naturally, the family tried their best to suppress it, and even did not hesitate to get rid of Wang Shaobao's biological mother.

It's not that the imbecile Wang Shaobao is ignorant of what the Wang family is doing behind the scenes, but he is powerless, and his brain is underdeveloped. He can't tell right from wrong, so he can only live in a daze all day long.

Lin Ye saw Wang Shaobao roll over with his head in his arms in pain, and he knew that the old imbecile Wang Sanshao had died.

Two minutes later, Wang Shaobao, who was in a cold sweat, knelt in front of Lin Ye. He kowtowed and thanked, "Thank you, senior, for helping me get rid of my underdeveloped brain and give me a new life."

Lin Ye stood up with his hands behind his back and said: "The main reason is that I can't understand what the Wang family is doing. You are also the third young master of the Wang family. Although you are an imbecile, it is not your fault. I don't want to give you good food and housing. Why don't you pay for this?" to you."

"I want revenge!" Wang Shaobao's nails dug into his palms and blood flowed out. He hated the Wang family, he hated everyone in the Wang family!

"With your poisonous body, let alone revenge, any normal person can beat you up." Lin Ye shook his head.

"Senior, please accept me as an apprentice! I want to taste the blood of the Wang family." Wang Shaobao almost gritted his teeth and said these words. Everything the Wang family did to him came to his mind, which was simply a beast.

"No disciples." Lin Ye refused firmly.

"No matter what! As long as seniors are willing to teach me to kill! I, Niu Shaobao, will be your cow and horse from now on!" Wang Shaobao hated the Wang family, and he changed his mother's surname.

The vicious maid is just a common dish, and some people in the Wang family who have bad hobbies use Wang Shaobao, a delicate moron, as a tool to vent.

What is tied and tied is simply too exciting.

It is simply a miracle that Wang Shaobao can survive till now.The Wang family has given him a chronic poison, and he will be in trouble if he lasts for another three to five years at most.

In order to save the face of the Wang family, I have to say that the Wang family is really ruthless!

(End of this chapter)