I'm really not a funny host

Chapter 104 I'm going to be your girlfriend

Yu Jian rushed back to Jiahua Community.

Lin Ye knocked on the door.

However, no one answered.

Just when Lin Ye was about to use his mind power to open the door, the door opened.

"Crench."

A familiar face in a mask appears.

Lin Ye saw Xia Xiaotian, he pushed the door open and said, "Open the door quickly."

Xia Xiaotian blocked the door, she stared at Lin Ye and said, "Scumbag! The aunt next to you is your wife, tsk tsk, she is really pretty, she must be a thousand years old."

"Let's go in and talk." Lin Ye was speechless, why is Xia Xiaotian's gunpowder smell so strong?
"Don't tell me, the temple in my place is too small to accommodate your two giant Buddhas." Xia Xiaotian had a sarcasm, like a charter woman.

"Little girl! Although Rumeng is from another place, don't deceive people too much!" Nangong Rumeng knew what the aunt's title meant, which made her unhappy.

"Yo yo!" Xia Xiaotian taunted Nangong Rumeng without fear of death, "I really don't understand, you are an old woman who gave you the confidence to grab a man from my sister Yufei!"

"Old woman?" Nangong Rumeng's chest was heaving with anger.

"Gudu." Lin Ye stared at Nangong Rumeng's undulating chest, swallowed, and muttered to himself: "What is happiness? Of course cats eat fish, dogs eat meat, and Ultraman fights little monsters! And my happiness Just enjoy the scenery."

"Scumbag, look at that again! Bullshit!" Xia Xiaotian gave Lin Ye a hard look, her chest also fluctuating with anger.

"Little girl! You're hurting yourself by being angry." Nangong Ru dreamed that Xia Xiaotian was deflated and covered her mouth and smiled.

"Pretentious!" Xia Xiaotian tore off the mask on her face, and threw it at Nangong Rumeng.

The mask flew over, Nangong Rumeng waved his hand, and the mask flew back to Xia Xiaotian's face.

"what!"

Xia Xiaotian screamed and took a step back.

"when."

Lin Ye pushed the door and forced his way in.

Xia Xiaotian took off the mask from her face, and she fell to the ground angrily, saying, "I can't beat you, but please get out, or I will sue you for trespassing."

Lin Ye said angrily, "Xia Xiaotian, I don't care how crazy you are usually, but today you took gunpowder? It's really unreasonable."

"Lin Ye, don't talk about Xiaotian, she actually likes..." Han Yufei came out, she wanted to say something for Xia Xiaotian, but Xia Xiaotian flew over and covered her mouth before she finished speaking.

"What do you like? Pretentiousness?" Lin Ye was speechless.

"Husband, I think these two women like you." Nangong Rumeng said what the two women dare not say.

"Don't make trouble!" Lin Ye said indifferently: "Sister Yufei likes me, it's understandable, but Huniu likes me? It's absolutely impossible."

"Lin Ye! What do you mean? Is my old lady bad? Doesn't she deserve to like you?" Xia Xiaotian turned around and approached Lin Ye, bullying her. Ye raised his hand to touch Xia Xiaotian's forehead, and he said in surprise, "I don't have a fever! Why are you talking nonsense?"

"Damn man! Dare to take advantage of my mother!" Xia Xiaotian's fury was really unstoppable, she actually stood on tiptoe and "waved" at the corner of Lin Ye's mouth.

"Fuck!" Lin Ye's mind went blank.

"Duplicity." Nangong Rumeng was not only not angry, but calmly sniggered at the cigarette holder beside her.

"Xiao Tian! You!" Han Yufei was shocked, Xia Xiaotian actually gave Lin Ye a crush!And he boldly planted a strawberry on the corner of Lin Ye's mouth.

"MMP!" Lin Ye's eyes widened. He really wanted to swear at this moment, but thinking of his glorious image, he held back.

"Don't complain!" Xia Xiaotian covered Lin Ye's mouth with her hand, not giving him any chance to complain. At the same time, she blushed like a monkey's butt, which was cute.

"Husband, it seems that you are a man with a story." Nangong Rumeng smiled charmingly beside her.

"Xiaotian, the plot is not like this. Didn't you tell me that you will never open the door to Lin Ye in your life? You even threatened that whoever talks to Lin Ye is a dog!"

Han Yufei was dumbfounded. What Xia Xiaotian told her before was not like this, it was a completely different attitude.

Nangong Rumeng walked to Han Yufei's side and comforted her, "She did what she wanted to do together deep down in her heart, and my husband will definitely accept her."

"My God! Your thoughts are really terrible."

Han Yufei hugged her head, her world view collapsed, what about monogamy as agreed?How did Lin Ye become the rhythm of three thousand beauties in the harem?

"How could a powerful man just have three wives and four concubines!" Nangong Rumeng seemed to be saying a truth and fact.

"Crazy, crazy, this world must be crazy." Han Yufei couldn't accept three wives and four concubines, let alone three thousand beauties in the harem.

"The latest report from our station is that the era of spiritual recovery is coming. Does everyone have the opportunity to cultivate? Let us follow the camera to reveal the secrets of cultivation."

Big news came from the TV station.

Han Yufei came to the TV station and changed the channel.

"Is it true that cultivation can lead to immortality? How are its realms divided? Let's walk into cultivation and understand cultivation together."

Han Yufei switched channels again.

"Today, our station has invited Jiang Wei, an elite disciple of the Qi Sect, from the sect of self-cultivation. Please warmly applaud and welcome everyone."

The remote control in Han Yufei's hand slipped and fell to the ground and broke. She didn't want to run away anymore, so she turned and walked towards Lin Ye.

Nangong Rumeng saw a picture in the black box, and she knew that this was the TV that Lin Ye often mentioned to her.

At this time, Lin Ye was being slammed into the corner by Xia Xiaotian. If he could tremble, he would have shouted: "Heroine, please spare me! Please let me go."

Xia Xiaotian stood in front of Lin Ye with a blushing face. She stretched her hand against the wall and teased Lin Ye with an attacking posture: "Anyway, I've already given it up. Let's leave your ancient wife and stay with my old lady. It's a big deal in the future." I won't beat you anymore."

Lin Ye slapped himself lightly on the face, and sighed, "How the hell am I expecting this tigress to change from tough to soft? She must have been hallucinating after watching too many island movies."

Xia Xiaotian raised her legs and pressed them on Lin Ye's shoulders. Fortunately, she was wearing leather pants and not a skirt, otherwise hehe, they would definitely have a happy couple.

Lin Ye looked at Xia Xiaotian, he wondered if Xia Xiaotian took the wrong medicine today, otherwise how could she be so...shameless.

Han Yufei walked over, and she pulled Xia Xiaotian away. In Xia Xiaotian's voice of "Hey, hey, what are you doing?", Han Yufei punched Lin Ye in the chest, and said, "Lin Ye, do you still remember me going to bed?" Did you promise me anything for my next birthday?”

Lin Ye thought about it carefully and realized that Han Yufei seemed to have drunk too much on her last birthday. Then she thought to herself that Han Yufei had made a promise that would go to heaven and go into the oil pan underground. As long as Han Yufei opens her mouth, he will definitely fulfill it.

Seeing how Lin Ye recalled it, Han Yufei took a deep breath to adjust her state, stared at Lin Ye shyly and said courageously, "I want to be your girlfriend!"

"what?"

"girlfriend?"

Lin Ye crooked his neck and was possessed by Superman. His mind was in a state of panic. The amount of information was too much at that moment.

Xia Xiaotian was stunned for a moment, she muttered: "Sister Yufei, you are a big liar! Didn't you say that you don't like Lin Ye! You keep saying that kid! That kid! I believe you!"

"Hehehe, it's interesting, two women are fighting for husband." Nangong Rumeng laughed even more happily.

(End of this chapter)