I'm really not a funny host

Chapter 102
The captain was pressed to the ground by Dongfang Chuyue, his face pressed against the floor tiles, and a sentence came out of his mouth: "You are all dead!"

Dongfang Chuyue pressed her leg hard, and said coquettishly, "Little captain dares to show off his might in front of Major General Lin."

Hearing Dongfang Chuyue's words, the captain smiled angrily, "If anyone of you is a major general, I'll go to the toilet to eat."

Dongfang Chuyue frowned, Captain, did this on purpose?
Lin Ye stepped forward and took out his officer's card with his backhand, put it in front of the captain's eyes and said, "Since you want to eat Xiang, then I must satisfy you."

"Military...Military certificate! Major...major general!"

The captain was stunned when he saw the military certificate, and it was a major general rank!The most important thing is that the seal is very real, with the Dragon Dynasty military badge printed on it.

The two lieutenants were not conscious, and they wanted to escape when they got up.

Luo Xicheng reacted quickly and reached out to grab the collars of the two lieutenants, and threw them to the captain's side like chickens.

"Major General! We were wrong!"

"It was Miao Zheng who encouraged us, we are willing to punish him with military sticks."

The two lieutenants were lying on the ground with pale faces. Offending a general was undoubtedly ruining their own future.

Dongfang Chuyue moved her legs, she stretched out her hand to lift Captain Miao Zheng up, and said with a stern expression, "Your military career is over."

Lin Ye withdrew his military ID card, turned his head and glanced at the soldiers in the hall, and shouted, "Come here."

The soldiers in the lobby are all low in rank, but Lin Ye is a general. Facing such a big mountain, they dare not disobey orders.

Tapping.

A group of people lined up neatly in front of Lin Ye.

"Take a break."

"Snapped."

The neat soldier stretched out his left leg.

"stand at attention."

The soldier retracted his left leg neatly again.

Lin Ye lectured the soldiers: "Soldiers must be role models of soldiers, behave righteously, sit still, and don't be like hooligans, seeing beautiful women is like fucking blood."

The soldier lowered his head in shame.

Lin Ye pointed to Captain Miaozheng and said to the soldiers: "This guy uttered nonsense just now, and you heard it too. Since he wants to eat Xiang, what should you do?"

The soldiers collectively replied: "Supervise him eating Xiang."

Lin Ye nodded in satisfaction, threw Miao Zheng in front of the soldiers, and ordered: "A gentleman promises a thousand dollars, don't let me down."

The soldiers held Miao Zheng down with their hands, and they carried Miao Zheng to the toilet.

The faces of the two lieutenants were ashamed, and Lin Ye really wanted to let the captain Miao Zheng eat him!
Nima!

Thinking about it makes me sick.

Lin Ye looked at the two lieutenants with sharp eyes, and he stepped forward and said, "If there is a next time, it will not be as simple as eating Xiang."

The two lieutenants were trembling, what did Lin Ye mean to let them eat Xiang too?

Nima!

That's Xiang!
"vomit!"

The timid lieutenant directly covered his mouth and retched.

Luo Xicheng kicked him over and cursed: "Look at how useless you are."

The lieutenant was kicked, but he hugged Luo Xicheng's thigh with his backhand and cried, "Sir, Miao Zheng encouraged us to do everything, can we stop eating Xiang!"

Luo Xicheng slapped him across the face and cursed: "As a soldier, you have to correct your mistakes and stand at attention when you are beaten. You are like a fucking bitch. You are so cowardly from that military region!"

The lieutenant didn't dare to say that he was from that military region. He was afraid that his officer would punish him again. Facing the punishment of Chi Xiang, he gritted his teeth and let go of his hands and got up and said, "Sir! I'll eat! I hope you can see what I corrected." For the sake of letting me go."

Luo Xicheng didn't dare to speak. He looked at Lin Ye and asked, "Palace Master, you see that their attitude towards making mistakes and correcting them is not bad, why don't they pursue it?"

Lin Ye didn't insist on embarrassing them, but punishment is necessary. If you make mistakes, you must be punished. If you have merit, you must be rewarded. This is fair. "Let them both do two thousand push-ups."

As soon as the timid lieutenant heard that the punishment turned into push-ups, he immediately began to lie on the ground and do push-ups.

Dongfang Chuyue saw the lieutenant doing push-ups so carelessly, she said coldly: "Five thousand push-ups, don't eat if you can't finish them."

The lieutenant who had just done ten push-ups heard five thousand, his body went limp, and he lay on the ground with a pale face, like a dead dog.

Lin Ye led the people away from the Green Island Hotel.

Cui Island is currently closed, and tourism is not allowed, and it has even been listed as a protected area of ​​the Dragon Dynasty.

Merchant ships no longer run this waterway.

Returning to the urban area is either by boat or by plane. The key point is that there will be no ship, no plane.

Could it be that he called Sun Guoqing and Lu Xuan for help?
After Luo Xicheng and Dongfang Chuyue left the Qilin team, they no longer had the right to apply for a helicopter.

When she was struggling, Nangong Rumeng flipped her slender hands, a miniature boat was in her palm, and she threw the miniature boat into the sky.

A miraculous scene happened.

The mini boat becomes larger in the air, and it is suspended in the sky.

When Lin Ye saw this flying magic weapon, he looked at Nangong Rumeng in surprise and asked, "Could this be the flying boat used by cultivators?"

Nangong Rumeng nodded, she reached out to hold Lin Ye's arm and said, "Husband, we can leave here in my Rumeng boat."

Dongfang Chuyue looked up at the flying boat with envy all over her face, she was extremely eager to get such a flying boat one day.

"Walk."

Lin Ye fluttered up with her beautiful body and flew towards the flying boat.

Luo Xicheng followed behind Lin Ye, and he jumped up. The height of six meters was like flat ground to him.

Dongfang Chuyue stepped on the flying boat with a light kung fu.

The flying boat appeared at Cuidao Pier, which naturally attracted many soldiers to watch.

A middle-aged man with the rank of major saw the flying boat with his own eyes. He stood there and said in shock: "Sure enough, when the era of spiritual energy recovery comes, all those hermit masters have come out of the mountain."

The captain behind Su Ji asked, "Major Su, do we want to interrogate them?"

"Interrogation?" Su Ji said angrily, "They are monks who can control flying boats. You, a mortal, dare to yell at them? If you provoke them, a spell will send you to reincarnation."

"It seems to be the truth." The captain was too embarrassed to speak.

"Cultivation! It will be the era of comprehension in the future." Su Ji turned around and ordered the soldiers behind him: "Cheer up, everyone, and station on Cui Island to prevent the enemy from invading. The island is here and the country is here!"

Resurrection.

Foreign forces have naturally also received gifts.

The forces of werewolves, vampires, and orcs all started to have the idea of ​​the Dragon Dynasty.

A large-scale army protected Cuidao and Wangxian Island, and they also applied for the mobilization of the Dragon Group, Qilin Group and Xuanwu Guard.

The flying boat is driven by Nangong Rumeng.

Lin Ye turned on the navigation on his mobile phone to guide Nangong Rumeng.

Luo Xicheng stood on the flying boat, and he lay on the edge of the flying boat and exclaimed: "Wow! That's a battleship! I'll go, a team!"

Dongfang Chuyue stayed beside Luo Xicheng, and she also saw the battleship. At this moment, she could not help sighing, "Sure enough, only the strong can do whatever they want."

Didn't the battleship below notice the airship above?

No, of course they found out.

But why was no attack taken?
Because they dare not, the flying boat is the symbol of a cultivator.

(End of this chapter)