Becoming a son-in-law since Douluo
Chapter 23 The School That Only Accepts Monsters
Chapter 23 The School That Only Accepts Monsters
"I didn't expect that Liu Bai is quite sensible." Yu Xiaogang said, and summoned Luo Sanpao.
"Hey!"
As soon as Luo Sanpao came out, he smelled the roast duck in Yu Xiaogang's hand, and his mouth watered.
"Don't worry, this is specially reserved for you by Liu Bai, eat it." Yu Xiaogang squatted down and put the roast duck on the ground, and Luo Sanpao immediately began to eat it.
Half an hour later, Luo Sanpao, who had finished eating the roast duck, lay comfortably on the ground basking in the sun.
suddenly!
Luo Sanpao suddenly opened its pair of small eyes, a force majeure came from the stomach, and it couldn't hold it back.
boom! !
A loud fart shook the entire Notting College, and with the sound of the fart, a cloud of turbid yellow liquid sprayed up to a height of more than ten meters like a fountain!
It's magnificent!
"Hey!" Luo Sanpao's face turned pale, it felt that this was not the end, but just the beginning!
Yu Xiaogang immediately realized that the problem came from the roast duck just now, which must have added a substance similar to laxatives, no wonder Li Liubai was so kind, and left a roast duck for Luo Sanpao before leaving.
"Li! Stay! Bai!" Yu Xiaogang shouted after gritting his teeth.
puff! !
Another jet of yellow viscous liquid sprayed out everywhere, which shows that Luo Sanpao's gastrointestinal ability is so powerful, no wonder he can use fart as an attack method.
Seeing this, Yu Xiaogang quickly mobilized his soul power again, and took Luo Sanpao back into his body.
In this way, the negative state of Luo Sanpao's body was transferred to him, just like being poisoned, and diarrhea is also a negative state.
Yu Xiaogang immediately felt his intestines and stomach wriggling, and hurried to the nearest toilet as fast as he could.
"Ah!" Li Liubai yawned suddenly, rubbed his nose and muttered to himself, "Could it be that Xiao Wu misses me?"
A few days later, the carriage arrived at Soto City as scheduled.
After asking passers-by, I found the location of Shrek Academy as expected. It was a village smaller than Holy Soul Village. There was a wooden fence around the village. Lake College.
Li Liubai roughly confirmed in his heart that this should be the Shrek Academy mentioned in the book. Because the academy is unwilling to accept gifts from the empire and other forces, and the number of students is scarce, Shrek Academy's funds are very limited, and it can even be said to be embarrassment.
There is a table at the entrance of the village, and a lazy old man is sitting beside the table, surrounded by parents and children.
After Li Liubai walked up to the old man, the old man pointed to the box on the table without raising his eyelids, "The registration fee is ten gold coins."
When leaving the Hunting Soul Forest, Li Liubai brought out many parts of the soul beasts, such as the gallbladder of the Datura snake, the fangs of the ghost wolf king, wolf skin, etc., and sold more than 100 gold coins in total, so perfectly enough.
Hearing the sound of gold coins entering the box, the old man nodded in satisfaction, and stretched out his hand to hold Li Liubai's palm. He was judging his age by feeling the bones.
"Huh?!" The old man's expression suddenly became very strange, he opened his eyelids suddenly, and saw a boy who must be much older than 12 years old standing in front of him.
"Do you understand the rules of Shrek Academy?" The old man spat and scolded, "Don't tell me that you are precocious, the last person who dared to deceive this old man took two months of plaster to heal. "
"To be honest, I am indeed over 12 years old, this year already." Li Liubai said frankly.
The old man snorted coldly and cursed, "Get lost! Don't think that you can enter the academy by relying on your family relationship. Shrek Academy doesn't accept such a thing!"
"You misunderstood. I want to rely on my potential and strength. Isn't the purpose of Shrek Academy to accept only monsters?" Li Liubai smiled wryly. Of course he would not have the same knowledge as this old man, after all, he strictly followed the standards.
"Potential and strength?" The old man shook his finger. "Even if you have the best talent, you are already past the age we require. Please go back."
"How do you know if you don't know it?" After Li Liubai finished speaking, two halos, one yellow and one purple, appeared under his body. The colors of the halos were intertwined, very dreamy.
"This is a 500-year soul ring and a 1000-year soul ring!" The old man's face became serious, and he no longer thought that Li Liubai was here to make trouble.
"Sir, you have good eyesight. Please look again." After Li Liubai finished speaking, the accompanying shadow floated out from under him, circling around the shadow of the old man.
"This is... a rare shadow-type martial soul!" The old man's expression became more and more serious, no matter whether the boy in front of him entered Shrek Academy or not, the future is already limitless.
Li Liubai nodded, and said with a slight smile, "It's not enough." After that, he gathered his soul power again to stimulate the second martial soul in his body, and the phantom of the Obsidian Dragon gradually appeared behind him.
"You are dual martial souls! It's enough that this martial soul is Hei Yao, stop it."
Li Liubai regained his martial soul, and half of the Hei Yao Shenlong that appeared originally turned into light and gathered in his body.
The old man sighed, and said, "Good boy! Your talent and strength have already met the requirements of Shrek Academy, but the age is really a matter of you waiting here. I'll ask the dean, Oscar!"
"Come on!" An "uncle" with a full beard came to the table pushing a trolley, "Oscar, take a look for me, I'll ask the dean for instructions." The old man left after explaining.
The trolley was full of delicious sausages, and the aroma made many waiting people greedy, so someone asked, "Young man, how do you sell the sausages?"
"Cheap! Five copper coins!"
"Give me one." A parent threw down five copper coins and bought a sausage for his child.
"I also want!"
"I want two!"
Before they knew it, all the sausages were sold out, and people found that the taste of the sausage was really good.
Li Liubai also felt a little hungry, and immediately took out ten copper coins, "Give me two too."
"Okay!" Oscar accepted the copper coins, but found that the sausages on the trolley had been sold out, and said with a simple and honest smile, "I can only make it on the spot, brother, don't be disgusted."
"No." Li Liubai shook his head. Although the soul curse for making sausages is a bit evil, it is not unacceptable, at least the sausages are genuine sausages.
"That's good." Oscar smiled, then took a sudden breath, and shouted in full force, "I have a big sausage!"
As the yellow light converged, two soul rings rose from under his feet, and a hot sausage appeared in his hand, and the expressions of the people around who were eating the sausage froze.
"Yuck~"
"Bastard! How can you let us eat it!"
"What kind of sausage are you"
People complained one after another, and a young girl who was eating sausage even vomited with a green face.
(End of this chapter)
"I didn't expect that Liu Bai is quite sensible." Yu Xiaogang said, and summoned Luo Sanpao.
"Hey!"
As soon as Luo Sanpao came out, he smelled the roast duck in Yu Xiaogang's hand, and his mouth watered.
"Don't worry, this is specially reserved for you by Liu Bai, eat it." Yu Xiaogang squatted down and put the roast duck on the ground, and Luo Sanpao immediately began to eat it.
Half an hour later, Luo Sanpao, who had finished eating the roast duck, lay comfortably on the ground basking in the sun.
suddenly!
Luo Sanpao suddenly opened its pair of small eyes, a force majeure came from the stomach, and it couldn't hold it back.
boom! !
A loud fart shook the entire Notting College, and with the sound of the fart, a cloud of turbid yellow liquid sprayed up to a height of more than ten meters like a fountain!
It's magnificent!
"Hey!" Luo Sanpao's face turned pale, it felt that this was not the end, but just the beginning!
Yu Xiaogang immediately realized that the problem came from the roast duck just now, which must have added a substance similar to laxatives, no wonder Li Liubai was so kind, and left a roast duck for Luo Sanpao before leaving.
"Li! Stay! Bai!" Yu Xiaogang shouted after gritting his teeth.
puff! !
Another jet of yellow viscous liquid sprayed out everywhere, which shows that Luo Sanpao's gastrointestinal ability is so powerful, no wonder he can use fart as an attack method.
Seeing this, Yu Xiaogang quickly mobilized his soul power again, and took Luo Sanpao back into his body.
In this way, the negative state of Luo Sanpao's body was transferred to him, just like being poisoned, and diarrhea is also a negative state.
Yu Xiaogang immediately felt his intestines and stomach wriggling, and hurried to the nearest toilet as fast as he could.
"Ah!" Li Liubai yawned suddenly, rubbed his nose and muttered to himself, "Could it be that Xiao Wu misses me?"
A few days later, the carriage arrived at Soto City as scheduled.
After asking passers-by, I found the location of Shrek Academy as expected. It was a village smaller than Holy Soul Village. There was a wooden fence around the village. Lake College.
Li Liubai roughly confirmed in his heart that this should be the Shrek Academy mentioned in the book. Because the academy is unwilling to accept gifts from the empire and other forces, and the number of students is scarce, Shrek Academy's funds are very limited, and it can even be said to be embarrassment.
There is a table at the entrance of the village, and a lazy old man is sitting beside the table, surrounded by parents and children.
After Li Liubai walked up to the old man, the old man pointed to the box on the table without raising his eyelids, "The registration fee is ten gold coins."
When leaving the Hunting Soul Forest, Li Liubai brought out many parts of the soul beasts, such as the gallbladder of the Datura snake, the fangs of the ghost wolf king, wolf skin, etc., and sold more than 100 gold coins in total, so perfectly enough.
Hearing the sound of gold coins entering the box, the old man nodded in satisfaction, and stretched out his hand to hold Li Liubai's palm. He was judging his age by feeling the bones.
"Huh?!" The old man's expression suddenly became very strange, he opened his eyelids suddenly, and saw a boy who must be much older than 12 years old standing in front of him.
"Do you understand the rules of Shrek Academy?" The old man spat and scolded, "Don't tell me that you are precocious, the last person who dared to deceive this old man took two months of plaster to heal. "
"To be honest, I am indeed over 12 years old, this year already." Li Liubai said frankly.
The old man snorted coldly and cursed, "Get lost! Don't think that you can enter the academy by relying on your family relationship. Shrek Academy doesn't accept such a thing!"
"You misunderstood. I want to rely on my potential and strength. Isn't the purpose of Shrek Academy to accept only monsters?" Li Liubai smiled wryly. Of course he would not have the same knowledge as this old man, after all, he strictly followed the standards.
"Potential and strength?" The old man shook his finger. "Even if you have the best talent, you are already past the age we require. Please go back."
"How do you know if you don't know it?" After Li Liubai finished speaking, two halos, one yellow and one purple, appeared under his body. The colors of the halos were intertwined, very dreamy.
"This is a 500-year soul ring and a 1000-year soul ring!" The old man's face became serious, and he no longer thought that Li Liubai was here to make trouble.
"Sir, you have good eyesight. Please look again." After Li Liubai finished speaking, the accompanying shadow floated out from under him, circling around the shadow of the old man.
"This is... a rare shadow-type martial soul!" The old man's expression became more and more serious, no matter whether the boy in front of him entered Shrek Academy or not, the future is already limitless.
Li Liubai nodded, and said with a slight smile, "It's not enough." After that, he gathered his soul power again to stimulate the second martial soul in his body, and the phantom of the Obsidian Dragon gradually appeared behind him.
"You are dual martial souls! It's enough that this martial soul is Hei Yao, stop it."
Li Liubai regained his martial soul, and half of the Hei Yao Shenlong that appeared originally turned into light and gathered in his body.
The old man sighed, and said, "Good boy! Your talent and strength have already met the requirements of Shrek Academy, but the age is really a matter of you waiting here. I'll ask the dean, Oscar!"
"Come on!" An "uncle" with a full beard came to the table pushing a trolley, "Oscar, take a look for me, I'll ask the dean for instructions." The old man left after explaining.
The trolley was full of delicious sausages, and the aroma made many waiting people greedy, so someone asked, "Young man, how do you sell the sausages?"
"Cheap! Five copper coins!"
"Give me one." A parent threw down five copper coins and bought a sausage for his child.
"I also want!"
"I want two!"
Before they knew it, all the sausages were sold out, and people found that the taste of the sausage was really good.
Li Liubai also felt a little hungry, and immediately took out ten copper coins, "Give me two too."
"Okay!" Oscar accepted the copper coins, but found that the sausages on the trolley had been sold out, and said with a simple and honest smile, "I can only make it on the spot, brother, don't be disgusted."
"No." Li Liubai shook his head. Although the soul curse for making sausages is a bit evil, it is not unacceptable, at least the sausages are genuine sausages.
"That's good." Oscar smiled, then took a sudden breath, and shouted in full force, "I have a big sausage!"
As the yellow light converged, two soul rings rose from under his feet, and a hot sausage appeared in his hand, and the expressions of the people around who were eating the sausage froze.
"Yuck~"
"Bastard! How can you let us eat it!"
"What kind of sausage are you"
People complained one after another, and a young girl who was eating sausage even vomited with a green face.
(End of this chapter)
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