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Chapter 18 Unlucky Fatty Li
Fatty Li walked a few meters away, and was tripped by something under his feet. Suddenly, he fell and ate shit.

One front tooth was knocked out.

The uniform on his body was also stained with dust, and he looked extremely embarrassed.

Fatty Li began to scold his mother in his heart: What a bad luck, why did he fall?

Hearing the laughter of the people around him made Fatty Li even more angry.

Don’t blame these vendors for laughing.Although the things Fatty Li does on weekdays are not as bad as Diao Dabiao, they are not much different.

Moreover, at least Diao Dabiao had a good attitude towards the vendors who gave him money.

But this Fatty Li has always been domineering, looking at these vendors as if he was looking at his grandson, as if he was looking at an inferior person.

Therefore, these vendors don't like Fatty Li.

Not to mention, Fatty Li's trouble with Zhang Xu just now fell into the eyes of these jujube buyers.

These people who were shopping didn't have any good feelings towards Fatty Li either.

So, seeing Fatty Li fall down, everyone laughed.

Fatty Li got up and said with leaky teeth, "Damn, it's really unlucky."

He looked at the thing that tripped him, and it turned out to be a piece of rag.

Being able to trip over a piece of rag, Fatty Li is considered unprecedented, and there will be no one to come after.

"Who threw the rotten cloth? It was thrown in the middle of the road. Don't you know it doesn't comply with the sanitation permit?" Fatty Li's words leaked out.

On the mouth, the fat face was stained with some blood, how embarrassing it was.

Naturally, no one would answer Fatty Li's words.

At this moment, a gray magpie flew over Fatty Li's head.

The gray magpie pooped while flying, and a yellow, disgusting, sticky bird poop fell on Fatty Li's forehead.

Fatty Li felt that his forehead was hot and sticky, and when he touched it with his hand, he realized it was bird droppings.

Immediately, Fatty Li became even angrier: "It's really unlucky to drink cold water and get stuffed between your teeth."

Seeing the gray magpie shit on Fatty Li's forehead, everyone laughed again.

Fatty Li glanced at everyone with angry eyes, and the vendors all stopped smiling.

However, from their twitching faces and stiff expressions, it can be seen that they are having a hard time holding back their laughter.

Fatty Li took out a paper towel and wiped the bird droppings on his forehead. It took three paper towels to wipe it clean.

Fatty Li continued to walk towards the management office with depression in his heart.

After walking more than ten meters, I suddenly felt that my legs and feet were numb, and my legs actually had cramps.

Because the leg cramp came so suddenly, Fatty Li staggered and fell again.

It happened that there was a sharp stone on the ground, which cut Fatty Li's left face.

Fatty Li only felt a sharp pain on his face, and when he touched it, his hands were covered with warm blood.

Fatty Li wanted to cry.How could you be so unlucky today.

Fatty Li lay on the ground, thinking of lying there until death came.

In other words, Fatty Li wanted to die.

When Fatty Li was lying on his stomach, a piece of banana peel landed on Fatty Li's forehead.

Fatty Li got up quickly, "Damn it, who threw the banana peel, don't you know you can't throw things anywhere?"

I saw a child standing on the side of the road with half a banana in his hand.

Fatty Li's eyes widened, and he looked at the child viciously, "Is it the banana peel you threw?"

The child cried "Wow".

Immediately, a middle-aged woman came over and picked up the child, "Fatty Li, why are you so crazy that you frighten my little treasure, are you responsible?"

Fatty Li was shocked immediately.

Because he knew this woman.

She is the wife of his immediate boss, He Feng, director of the wet market management office.

Everyone knows that He Feng's wife is a tigress, even He Feng is afraid of her to death, not to mention Fatty Li and other He Feng's subordinates.

"Sister-in-law, I was wrong. Didn't I recognize Xiaobao?" Fatty Li didn't even care to wipe the blood off his face, so he hurriedly accompanied him.

Seeing Fatty Li's distressed appearance, the woman who wanted to complain a few words waved her hand, "Okay, okay, let's go. It's unlucky to see you like this."

"Yes, sister-in-law, I'm leaving." Fatty Li said.

After walking a few meters away, he took out a tissue again and wiped the blood on his left face.

Finally, he reached the management office. No more accidents happened, and Fatty Li felt a little relaxed.

After bleeding so much, my mouth is really thirsty.

Fatty Li picked up his tea cup on the table and asked for a drink of water.

Unexpectedly, just as he picked it up, the handle of the teacup broke, and a cup of hot tea poured all over Fatty Li.

Fortunately, Fatty Li was wearing a uniform, which was relatively thick, so although a large piece of his clothes was wet, he didn't get burned.

Of course, the teacup also fell to the ground and broke.

Fatty Li froze there holding the handle of the teacup.

From the first fall to now, I have been really unlucky.

What happened to you today?Did you offend some god?

Suddenly, Fatty Li thought of Zhang Xu's young face, with a smile on his indifferent face.

I don't know why, but Fatty Li just felt that his bad luck today had something to do with that young man.

Fatty Li didn't dare to move, didn't dare to do anything, so he sat on the chair in the management office, in a daze.

He made up his mind that he would never trouble that young man again.

Although he has never believed in ghosts and gods, now Fatty Li is praying to various gods.

From the Avalokitesvara Bodhisattva in the East, the Supreme Lord, to the gods in the Western countries...everything Fatty Li could think of, he began to chant, praying for the blessings of these gods.

After 10 minutes, nothing happened, Fatty Li finally breathed a sigh of relief.

At this moment, the door of the management office was pushed open with a "bang".

Diao Dabiao opened the door and walked in.

A stick behind the door was knocked down by the door that was suddenly pushed open, and the stick hit the basin next to it, and the water in the basin fell on Fatty Li with a "crash".

Fatty Li suddenly became a drowned chicken.

"Ding dong, it's time for the bad luck charm to take effect. The host used the bad luck charm given by the system, and the experience value is increased by one."

Zhang Xu, who was tens of meters away, smiled.I didn't expect to use the bad luck talisman to add experience points.

Zhang Xu opened the attribute bar and looked at it.

Host: Zhang Xu (human race)

Power: 13
Speed: 12
Mental Power: 16
Level: Level 168 (10000/9832) needs [-] experience points to upgrade.

Points: 57
At this time, the dates have just been sold out.

Zhang Xu didn't expect that the jujubes would be sold out in half an hour.

Tell these people that they will come to sell apples tomorrow morning, and these people will disperse.

After riding a tricycle out of the vegetable market, Zhang Xu looked at his watch. It was only a little after three o'clock, and he could still do a lot of things.

After thinking about it, Zhang Xu decided to go downtown.

(End of this chapter)