His Royal Highness System

Chapter 615 603. So Embarrassing
"Excuse me, Your Highnesses, I would like to ask a more private question. I wonder if you were born with this appearance or did you undergo some surgery?"

The host asked the two women on the stage with a smile while holding the microphone.

This question has also been answered in advance, mainly because many people have questioned it recently on the Internet. After all, they look too much alike. Many people doubt whether it is plastic surgery.

There are even some wealthy people who propose that as long as a beauty salon provides information on plastic surgery, they will immediately pay 1000 million, and you can choose US dollars or soft sister coins.

Of course, there must be a lot of beauty parlors cheating to get the 1000 million, but in the end it was proved that all of them were fake, and even those beauty parlors closed down.

In the end, no one leaked any black information about these two highnesses, you said plastic surgery?Okay, show me the evidence?

Without proof, that's almost true.

"About the friends who said on the Internet that we had plastic surgery, on our official website we have the diagnosis materials of Professor Li, a well-known surgeon in China.

I believe that professor will not tell lies. "

Hatsune Miku held the microphone and replied politely.

"Yes, I read that certificate a few days ago, and it was indeed admitted by Professor Li himself."

"Professor Li is 62 this year. I heard that the professor has never had any black spots. He can't be bribed with money."

"Other generations of military doctors receive the salary of the state!"

"One thing to say, my wives can't lie!"

"Ahem, don't make fun of my wife."

"How many dishes, drink like this?"

Ilya in the audience looked at Feng Zang strangely, then turned her head and asked in a low voice:

"Sister Xiying, why is Feng Zan keeping his head down all the time?"

Feng Xiying smiled, pinched Feng Zang's waist, and replied calmly:
"Probably lost money."

The host on the stage continued to ask a few more questions, such as are you good friends, and do you have someone you like?
Because of the agency's reasons, both of them answered that they don't want to find a boyfriend now, and they mainly focus on their careers.

"Ha, my wife is so cute!"

"As long as there is a plate of peanuts, the upstairs will not drink like this."

The host continued to enliven the atmosphere, saying:

"Next, the two princesses will randomly select a lucky audience from the crowd and sing together. Who will be the two lucky audience?"

Sure enough, since the host finished saying this sentence, the atmosphere at the scene immediately became active.

"I!!!!"

"This can't be robbed, I want to be with my Royal Highness Princess!!"

"Ahhhhhhhh, I am the captain of Jinyiwei's third squadron!!!"

"Hahahaha! The sixth head of the Guardian Knights requests to fight!"

Feng Zan was about to leave, but Feng Xiying grabbed his arm.

"Brother, what's there to be shy, in case they don't recognize you."

"you……"

In the end, Feng Zan could only stand on the spot obediently, but pulled his hat down.

In fact, this time Feng Xiying didn't play petty temper, nor was she jealous, she just wanted them to meet, Feng Zang didn't say anything back then, and let them go back to Blue Star.

Even the two of them didn't say "I'm sorry" to Feng Zan. If it is not resolved, Hatsune Miku and Luo Tianyi will probably have a knot in their hearts that cannot be solved.

Therefore, Feng Xiying is also very kind.

"You probably...don't recognize me..."

Feng Zang comforted himself, he was surrounded by various cosplayers, and he was also wearing makeup, so Hatsune and Luo Tianyi would not be able to recognize him.

Hatsune Miku and Luo Tianyi looked around the crowd with a smile, planning to choose a pleasing "passerby A" or "cannon fodder B" to come up and sing a song.

But the two women stayed with Feng Zan and the others for a long time. First of all, Feng Xiying is very beautiful, and Feng Zan is also very handsome, which can be regarded as "pleasing to the eye".

This is like if you want to choose a girlfriend temporarily, do you want a beautiful one or an ugly one.

"I choose the little brother who bowed his head."

Luo Tianyi acted first, and chose Fengfu first before Hatsune Miku.

"Then I'll choose the girl next to her."

Hatsune Miku smiled sweetly, and pointed to Feng Xiying under the stage.

"Haha, bro, you can't hide."

Feng Xiying touched Feng Zang's shoulder and said with a smirk.

Of course, the truth of the matter cannot be explained by "luck", because Feng Xiying had already transmitted the voice to Luo Tianyi and Hatsune Miku when they chose.

"You're cheating..."

How could Feng Xiying's small movements escape Feng Zang's perception, but Feng Zan hadn't had time to intercept it, and finally let the communication pass through.

"Brother, soldiers never tire of cheating."

Feng Xiying replied with a smile, and then ran to the stage pulling Feng Zan.

"Let's go!"

The people in the audience who were not selected could only look at Feng Zan and Feng Xiying with "envious, jealous and hateful eyes".

As soon as the two went up, the atmosphere became a little delicate, but the host didn't know that the four of them knew each other before, and really thought it was just two lucky viewers who came on stage.

"Can you two sing?"

The host smiled kindly at the two, and then asked.

"know a little."

Feng Xiying quickly replied.

Feng Zang just came to the stage, looked at Hatsune Miku and Luo Tianyi, felt the atmosphere was very awkward, touched the back of his head and didn't know what to do.

In the eyes of everyone in the audience, they thought Feng Zan was too shy to raise his head, so they hurriedly beat Feng Zan to death.

"Hey, brother, don't be cowardly!"

"I show mercy and allow you to hold my wife's little hand. I will start charging after 5 minutes!"

"Upstairs, I feel that you drank too much. Do you need me to call 110 and go to the police station to calm down?"

"What do you want to do, don't do it! Who touches me!"

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Something happened today that made me very angry.

Yin Shang likes to wear watches, and his memory is poor, so he always loses his watches. So far, Yin Shang has lost three watches.

In the city, a wealthy businessman bought a mechanical automatic watch online. Later, he found that the strap was too long. He went to an alley and found a kind repairman.

The Yin merchant gave him the watch, and the uncle adjusted the size for me. The uncle solved it in 2 minutes. I was going to give 10 yuan to the uncle. The uncle smiled and said that this trivial matter does not need money. No, I finally took out 2 yuan and said that the uncle should buy a bottle of mineral water.

Later, Yinshang lost his watch again. This time, he went online to buy a cheap 80-yuan watch and went to a small town to resize it.

I met a guy in his fifties, and I gave him my watch, and he took a look and said, "Small problem, one dollar."

Of course I can't just give him one yuan, I thought, three yuan.

After 3 minutes, the man took the initiative to buckle the watch and asked me for money. I must be ashamed to take out one piece and gave him three pieces.

He waved his hand and said to me: "Young man, I'll just adjust it for one yuan. I adjusted it for you six times. You should give me six yuan."

I immediately understood that he said one yuan at the beginning to confuse me. You told me six yuan at the beginning, and I will give it to you on the spot, but it is wrong for you to lie.

In the end I gave him six dollars.

When taking a bath during the Chinese New Year, I forgot my watch in the bathroom, and lost it again. Not long ago, I bought the exact same watch and got home today.

Because of my illness, school hadn't started yet, so I stayed at my old home. I took my watch and walked under the sun for half an hour to find an old man who repaired the watch in a neighboring village.

He took my watch and said to me: "Your watch is not bad. Well, it is a good watch. It is a bit complicated. It takes a few hours to adjust it. I will charge you 25 yuan. You can come to me tomorrow to get it."

My mentality collapsed at the time, 25? ? ?

good watch?

I bought this watch online for 80. If you change the size of the strap, it needs 25? ? ?

I understand, he is cheating people, the same problem, the first money is not going to be collected, the second cheated me for 25 yuan, you are directly cheating me for [-] yuan? ?
I smiled and said, "Master, didn't you eat peanuts at noon?"

He replied: "What kind of peanuts and noodles do you eat, son, do you want to fix it?"

After I said a word, I took the watch and went back the same way, continuing to face the sun.

"Master, if there is a plate of peanuts, you will not drink like this!"

He said angrily, "Go away, don't repair me, don't disturb my business!"

〖Thanks for the stalking on the Internet, it made me feel better, I miss the uncle in the city, alas, I wish him escape from this epidemic! 〗

(End of this chapter)