Reborn wealth distribution system

Chapter 19 The Ketchup Live Broadcast
The next day, at 6:50 p.m., Ye An turned on the computer ahead of time and switched to the page of Tomcat TV.

According to what tomato sauce said on WeChat yesterday, 7 o'clock tonight is the day when his first program will start broadcasting.

After finding her live broadcast room, Ye An clicked in.

Popularity: 1 million.

Seeing this data, Ye An smiled, yes, she can have 1 popularity before the broadcast, it seems that the advertisement she put up yesterday is OK.

I don't know if she will choose the same path as the previous life in this life. After all, for her, she should broadcast this kind of program two years later, but her arrival has completely changed this rhythm. Two years in advance, it is inevitable that there will be some accidents that are different from the previous life.

All we can do is wait until she starts broadcasting.

Thinking like this, soon, at 6:59, the screen in front of Ye An's eyes lit up, and Ketchup in casual clothes appeared on the screen with a smile on his face.

"Hello, everyone, welcome to the air, this show will be narrated by your favorite fan sister. In this episode, we will tell the story of our being forced to lose our jobs in those years."

After the opening remarks were finished, countless barrages immediately appeared on the screen.

"Sister Fan is mighty!"

"Sister Fan is domineering!"

"Sister Fan 666!"

Ketchup pressed his hands, maintained a professional smile, and said: "Everyone, please be patient. Although I can understand how excited you are at the moment, please protect public property, okay? Can you stop licking the screen? , you will lick the display until it explodes!"

"Okay, let's get back to business. Next, I want to talk about why Sister Fan and I embarked on the road of no return. At this point, I can't help but think of a strange company I met when I just graduated from college. And I also met a weird boss in this weird company.”

"One day, our boss called me and asked me: "Hey, Xiaofan, why doesn't my CTRL+V work here? "I asked him at the time, "Did you press CTRL+C before?" ", but the boss said that he had pressed CTRL+C on his computer at home, but he couldn't paste it by pressing CTRL+V when he came to the company? At that time, I was confused. Dear boss, are you Are you kidding me, press CTRL+C on the home computer, and then press CTRL+V on the company computer, if this can be copied and pasted, my TM elementary school will be in vain!"

"Then he asked me if it was a problem with the computer. Should I replace both with Apple computers? I was stupid at the time. Our boss is really stupid and has a lot of money. How dare you not even understand the most basic computer knowledge. , if you buy an Apple computer, you will probably be so angry that you will shut down the computer in a few days, now that I think about it, I really sympathize with his Apple computer, it is really unkind to others!"

Looking at the countless 666 and some small gifts brushed up on the screen, Tomato Sauce smiled even more, and continued: "Do you think this is the end? In fact, I want to tell you that it is not. In the days to come, our The IQ of the boss always refreshes my three views over and over again."

"One time we had a meeting, our boss didn't bring his laptop, so we asked him where is your laptop? Guess what he said? He even said that his laptop couldn't be turned on because he was on a diet recently. Everyone in the conference room was stunned. Looking at him, what the hell is dieting? As a result, his next sentence directly refreshed our three views."

Ketchup made a fool of himself and looked at the camera with a big smile on his face.

"Sister Fan, don't bring such a thing, what did he say next, hurry up and say it!"

"Half-talking, Sister Fan, you are so disgusting!"

"Sister Fan, do you know that Jiang Zi will have no friends!"

"Here are 10 grilled fish, I just ask Miss Fan to give you the answer quickly!"

"I'll also have a grilled fish."

"I have one too."

"I gave away all the fucking lobsters, but you didn't tell the anchor!"

Tomato Sauce looked at the atmosphere, so he smiled and said: "Our boss said at the time, "My computer has a virus, and I want to starve it for a few days to see if I can starve the virus to death." After the boss finished speaking, he looked at everyone with a smile on his face and asked: "How about it, is my idea very creative?" "At that time, I blushed. Fortunately, there were no outsiders here. If people knew that I was working with such a boss, my reputation for the past 20 years would probably be completely ruined."

"However, in front of the boss, of course we couldn't tell the truth, so everyone in the conference room reached a tacit agreement, and praised the boss without blushing or heartbeat. There is no one to come, if you take it to the world, maybe you can win a Nobel Prize for the best antivirus idea or something."

"Looking back now, I can't help but feel a little proud of the flattery we had in those years. It was our flattery that protected the boss's innocence and his fragile heart. Otherwise, his words If those program apes who specialize in killing viruses hear about it, they probably want to strangle him to death, but we, as his most loyal subordinates, have firmly defended the self-esteem that a boss should have with our most simple flattery. "

"66666"

"I like this meme!"

"It's the first time I heard that computer viruses can be starved to death. I laughed so hard!"

"This method is good, I will try it later!"

"Suddenly I feel that this boss is so cute."

"I also want a boss who can paddle casually at work every day. Anyway, the boss can't understand it. How nice it is!"

Looking at the barrage on the screen, Tomato Sauce suddenly sighed, and said in a low tone: "It's a pity, the good times don't last long!"

Seeing the host showing this expression, fans swiped the barrage again.

"What's the matter, why did Tomato suddenly feel melancholy?"

"Did your boss suddenly die?"

"The company closed down?"

"Will the boss not be sent to a mental hospital?"

"Could it be Sister Fan that you got fired?"

"I guess the company must have been washed away by the flood!"

"Nonsense, the boss must have been washed away!"

"I'll wipe it, but the boss can still be flushed away when he flushes the toilet!!!"

"Nani, did the boss fall into the toilet?"

"Boss was washed down the sewer?"

"Nonsense, such a big person fell into the toilet, it must have blocked the exit, okay, how could it be flushed away?"

Looking at the increasingly crooked barrage on the screen, a circle of black lines appeared on Tomato Sauce's forehead in an instant, the brains of this group of fans are really unusually big...

Coughing a few times, Tomato Sauce said calmly: "Hello, everyone, please take your imagination back a little bit, if you accidentally break through the universe and fall into a black hole, you may become a vegetable for the rest of your life , the plot actually has no twists and turns, our boss has not been washed away, the facts are actually like this..."

"One day, our boss called everyone together, each gave a super big red envelope, and then said to us earnestly: "The company is disbanded, you all go home. "At that time, I was stunned. Why did the company suddenly disband when it was doing well? After a series of questioning, the boss finally confessed: "Alaska, who was raised at home, is depressed. I want to take him around the world. "At that time, everyone in the room looked at the boss with a look of mental retardation."

"At that time, I felt like there were ten thousand CN horses galloping by. Is there any reason, because a dog is depressed, and the company is about to be disbanded. Can you find a more unreliable reason than this? But then again. , I really admired that Alaska at that time, just pretending to be depressed, and someone took it to travel around the world, full of scheming dogs!"

After finishing speaking, Tomato Sauce took a sip of water, and sighed at the camera: "So, I lost my job because I was full of money and had nowhere to display my talents."

"Do you think I'm going to be on the road of live broadcasting from now on?" Tomato Sauce finished speaking, shook his head, and continued: "I was unwilling to find a second job very quickly, just when I was full of hope and thought that here When it was about to be a kennel for the rest of my life, I realized that I was wrong, in fact, the darkness had just begun..."

When Tomato Sauce said this, he paused deliberately, and said with a smile: "Guess what this company does?"

The next moment, the barrage area raced wildly again.

"Could it be that Sister Fan entered the prostitution den by mistake?"

"Sister Fan must have an unknown black history."

"Is Sister Fan's company in Dongguan? Why do I feel like I've seen you before?"

"Congratulations to Sister Fan for successfully becoming a foot-washing girl."

"The story actually goes like this: Sister Fan successfully broke into the MLM organization, and then became the leader of MLM. Now she is live broadcasting MLM, and the police will find out here. If you fans don't leave, the Internet police will arrest you immediately. talk."

Looking at all kinds of weird messages in the barrage area, Tomato Sauce smiled and said, "Actually, the real answer is... I don't know what this company does, because on my first day at work, There are more than a dozen police cars parked in front of the company, and after asking, I found out that all employees of the company were arrested because of collective piaochang..."

"Poor me, I was just a little girl at the time. Where have I seen such a big battle? What's even more incredible is that among the employees who were arrested, I found a few female employees, Excuseme? Women can also piaochang? For the first time in my life, I realized that this world is so prosperous and colorful, and human species are so gorgeous and colorful. Fortunately, Sister Fan, I came a step late, otherwise, wouldn’t the girl who lost her footing be able to buckle the shit pot as soon as she said it?"

"In a word, when I think back to the companies I have been to in those years, if I write them all down, it will be a bitter history!"

Tomato sauce let out a long sigh, sobbing endlessly.

Seeing this, Ye An couldn't help nodding his head. It was the first time he was able to make the show like this. It seems that the effort behind it is not small.

Looking at the popularity at this time, it has reached 12.

Smiling, Ye An planned to take the opportunity to increase his popularity, so he clicked the mouse lightly and sent out 100 Buddha Jumping Walls.

In the next second, the barrage area was directly maxed out.

(End of this chapter)