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Chapter 453 Talking Nonsense with Wukong
Chapter 453 Talking Nonsense with Wukong
Because they were afraid of the Zhu Wuneng transformed by Tang Quan, they didn't dare to talk about recruiting a group of sons-in-law. Everyone fell in love with Tang Sanzang and wanted him to marry his old mother-in-law and three daughters together. Tang Sanzang was so scared that he would run away in the middle of the night. , if Monkey King didn't hold him back, this handsome monk wouldn't dare to live in the villa.
In order to pretend to be a pervert, Tang Quan had to harass a few bodhisattvas. After being rejected sternly, he went back to the room and muttered, scolding a few women for not knowing what a good man is, and even murmured his voice through the window. It can be heard throughout the villa.
"Hey, this Zhu Wu can open his mouth with these words. It's easy for one person to single out four women, and he can make everyone do that. Sigh, I'd better not turn into a woman in front of him in the future."
In the inner courtyard, Guanyin, who had turned into a fifteen or sixteen-year-old girl, couldn't help shaking her head and sighing, while Li Shan's mother, who turned into a middle-aged woman, laughed and said:
"It's normal, normal, this pig's nature is like this, otherwise he wouldn't go to Guanghan Palace to find Chang'e, and try to mention women less in front of him in the future. His current pig body can't be stimulated."
Western religions want to experiment with Tang Sanzang, and this experiment is indeed effective. At least Tang Sanzang blushed in fright when he heard that he was going to have sex with a woman. shouted:
"Goku, we met a monster"
Monkey King glanced at Tang Quan who was sitting on a tree branch with a smile on his face and said:
"What monsters? Those are some Bodhisattvas who are free to test your sincerity. Let's pack up and go."
The team started to set off, and Monkey King retreated to Tang Quan who had been walking behind and asked in a low voice:
"Brother, have you seen through that it was transformed by a Bodhisattva?"
Tang Quan stared and said:
"It's nothing like that, my old pig doesn't have piercing eyes, but it just smells something unique. Two men turned into women, and they can't get rid of their smell. It's not a serious thing at first glance. How can I know whether it's a Bodhisattva or a fairy? .”
"Yes, yes, it's not a Bodhisattva or a goblin, let's set off quickly."
Sun Wukong knew that Tang Quan would never say that he recognized some Western Bodhisattvas, otherwise he would harass them knowing their identities, which would not be normal behavior.
Leaving the mountains and going to the official road again, the three of them had already arrived at Longevity Mountain in less than half a month. To avoid trouble, Tang Quan informed Sun Wukong in advance that there was a quasi-sage master here. Although it is a delicious fairy fruit, it has no effect on them. If you offend Zhen Yuanzi, the ancestor of the earth fairy inside, you will not be able to escape even in the entire earth fairy world.
If someone else said that, monkey Monkey King would definitely be the opposite, but it was Tang Quan who spoke. The two had fought in the middle of the night, and he knew that Tang Quan would never use others' prestige to ruin his own reputation.
The three of them arrived in front of Wuzhuang Temple at dusk. Tang Sanzang knocked on the gate himself. Not long after, two little Taoist boys with hair buns opened the gate, looked at Tang Sanzang in cassock, and the two Taoist boys looked again. Sun Wukong, who never changed into a hairy monkey, finally looked at Tang Quan in green robe.
After looking at it, one of the Taoist boys saluted Tang Seng and said:
"Master, are you Tang Sanzang who traveled from the Great Tang Dynasty in the Eastern Land to the Western Paradise?"
Tang Sanzang Heshi said:
"It's the poor monk. It's late when we pass by Guiguan. The poor monk, his disciples and the Dharma protector want to stay overnight. I hope the two Taoist boys will go and talk to your master. I would be very grateful if I could stay overnight."
Daotong who spoke just now smiled and said:
"My master has already gone to Shangqing Tianmiluo Palace to go to Yuanshi Tianzun to listen to the Hunyuan Daoguo. When he left, he explained that if Tang Sanzang who came from the west came, he could stay here to entertain him."
Tang Quan was always smiling behind him. Zhen Yuanzi was one of the few great gods left with a high level of cultivation. However, he thought he had a respected status. Just under Sanqing Nuwa and others, but they don't know the prehistoric world, the unsages will be turned into fly ash once they enter the immeasurable calamity, and the ancestors of the earth immortals are not empty.
A group of people entered the main hall, because Zhen Yuanzi was the ancestor of the earth immortals, he didn't even worship saints such as Sanqing Nuwa, and offered the word "heaven and earth" in the center of the hall. He still thought it was polite to worship the sky, but he The ancestor of the earth immortal with the book of the earth is not worth it.
Tang Quan and Sun Wukong didn't talk nonsense, and when they settled down in the room, Sun Wukong and Tang Quan took the white dragon horse to the Wuzhuang Temple and let it go for a while. Looking at the Wuzhuang Temple, Sun Wukong said in a low voice:
"Zhen Yuanzi has such a strong tone."
Tang Quan patted the white dragon horse and said with a smile:
"As a gentleman from the world, just be louder. The world is collapsing. He, the ancestor of the earthly immortals, is not done yet. Xiaobai, hurry up and eat the fodder so that we can rest. We will leave early tomorrow morning. We can't afford to offend him." Don't mess with those who can, and kill those who can afford it. Remember, if we want to live a long time, we have to be careful."
Normally, the little white dragon didn't talk and pretended to be a horse, but Tang Quan explained how to fight and kill people to avoid disasters, but he never avoided him. The white dragon nodded and walked to the side to graze. Monkey King sat on the grass and looked up looked at the sky and said:
"The sky and the earth are collapsing, doesn't that mean that we may die too? Then there is no mention of Western bliss, no matter how happy we are, we will die."
Tang Quan said with a smile:
"Have you learned how to know how many immortals are there?"
This is the most basic knowledge in the sect of cultivation, but Sun Wukong scratched his head and said:
"When I practiced back then, I only knew that there would be three disasters and five calamities in order to achieve immortality. If I wanted to survive, I had to jump out of the Three Realms and not be in the Five Elements. Later, when I became a Taiyi True Immortal, ghost soldiers came to get me. I wiped out life and death. Doesn't it count as living the same life as heaven and earth?
Now I eat elixir and flat peaches, and I have become a vajra indestructible. They say that I am already a Taiyi Golden Immortal, and I also think that my fighting power is amazing. Otherwise, I would not have made a big bet with the Tathagata. "
Tang Quan said:
"In the prehistoric era, golden immortals walked everywhere, quasi-sages were as numerous as dogs, and that golden immortal was the Daoguo Jinxian above Taiyi Jinxian, and quasi-sages were like nothing in front of acquired meritorious saints, not to mention the Hunyuan Dao Guo Jinxian, Wukong, do you still think Taiyi Jinxian is very powerful?"
Sun Wukong sat up suddenly and looked at Tang Quan. He scratched his ears and said:
"Taiyi Golden Immortal, Dao Fruit Golden Immortal, Quasi-Sage, Acquired Merit Saint, Hunyuan Dao Fruit Golden Immortal, this is only three levels behind, not too far, not too far, when I become Hunyuan Dao Fruit Golden Immortal, That is not the same life as the heaven and the earth, that is eternal immortality."
Three levels behind, maybe Daoguo Golden Immortal is not very difficult, but thousands of innate demon gods in the prehistoric era were lured into chaos by the prehistoric will and were killed. Almost killed them all.
(End of this chapter)
Because they were afraid of the Zhu Wuneng transformed by Tang Quan, they didn't dare to talk about recruiting a group of sons-in-law. Everyone fell in love with Tang Sanzang and wanted him to marry his old mother-in-law and three daughters together. Tang Sanzang was so scared that he would run away in the middle of the night. , if Monkey King didn't hold him back, this handsome monk wouldn't dare to live in the villa.
In order to pretend to be a pervert, Tang Quan had to harass a few bodhisattvas. After being rejected sternly, he went back to the room and muttered, scolding a few women for not knowing what a good man is, and even murmured his voice through the window. It can be heard throughout the villa.
"Hey, this Zhu Wu can open his mouth with these words. It's easy for one person to single out four women, and he can make everyone do that. Sigh, I'd better not turn into a woman in front of him in the future."
In the inner courtyard, Guanyin, who had turned into a fifteen or sixteen-year-old girl, couldn't help shaking her head and sighing, while Li Shan's mother, who turned into a middle-aged woman, laughed and said:
"It's normal, normal, this pig's nature is like this, otherwise he wouldn't go to Guanghan Palace to find Chang'e, and try to mention women less in front of him in the future. His current pig body can't be stimulated."
Western religions want to experiment with Tang Sanzang, and this experiment is indeed effective. At least Tang Sanzang blushed in fright when he heard that he was going to have sex with a woman. shouted:
"Goku, we met a monster"
Monkey King glanced at Tang Quan who was sitting on a tree branch with a smile on his face and said:
"What monsters? Those are some Bodhisattvas who are free to test your sincerity. Let's pack up and go."
The team started to set off, and Monkey King retreated to Tang Quan who had been walking behind and asked in a low voice:
"Brother, have you seen through that it was transformed by a Bodhisattva?"
Tang Quan stared and said:
"It's nothing like that, my old pig doesn't have piercing eyes, but it just smells something unique. Two men turned into women, and they can't get rid of their smell. It's not a serious thing at first glance. How can I know whether it's a Bodhisattva or a fairy? .”
"Yes, yes, it's not a Bodhisattva or a goblin, let's set off quickly."
Sun Wukong knew that Tang Quan would never say that he recognized some Western Bodhisattvas, otherwise he would harass them knowing their identities, which would not be normal behavior.
Leaving the mountains and going to the official road again, the three of them had already arrived at Longevity Mountain in less than half a month. To avoid trouble, Tang Quan informed Sun Wukong in advance that there was a quasi-sage master here. Although it is a delicious fairy fruit, it has no effect on them. If you offend Zhen Yuanzi, the ancestor of the earth fairy inside, you will not be able to escape even in the entire earth fairy world.
If someone else said that, monkey Monkey King would definitely be the opposite, but it was Tang Quan who spoke. The two had fought in the middle of the night, and he knew that Tang Quan would never use others' prestige to ruin his own reputation.
The three of them arrived in front of Wuzhuang Temple at dusk. Tang Sanzang knocked on the gate himself. Not long after, two little Taoist boys with hair buns opened the gate, looked at Tang Sanzang in cassock, and the two Taoist boys looked again. Sun Wukong, who never changed into a hairy monkey, finally looked at Tang Quan in green robe.
After looking at it, one of the Taoist boys saluted Tang Seng and said:
"Master, are you Tang Sanzang who traveled from the Great Tang Dynasty in the Eastern Land to the Western Paradise?"
Tang Sanzang Heshi said:
"It's the poor monk. It's late when we pass by Guiguan. The poor monk, his disciples and the Dharma protector want to stay overnight. I hope the two Taoist boys will go and talk to your master. I would be very grateful if I could stay overnight."
Daotong who spoke just now smiled and said:
"My master has already gone to Shangqing Tianmiluo Palace to go to Yuanshi Tianzun to listen to the Hunyuan Daoguo. When he left, he explained that if Tang Sanzang who came from the west came, he could stay here to entertain him."
Tang Quan was always smiling behind him. Zhen Yuanzi was one of the few great gods left with a high level of cultivation. However, he thought he had a respected status. Just under Sanqing Nuwa and others, but they don't know the prehistoric world, the unsages will be turned into fly ash once they enter the immeasurable calamity, and the ancestors of the earth immortals are not empty.
A group of people entered the main hall, because Zhen Yuanzi was the ancestor of the earth immortals, he didn't even worship saints such as Sanqing Nuwa, and offered the word "heaven and earth" in the center of the hall. He still thought it was polite to worship the sky, but he The ancestor of the earth immortal with the book of the earth is not worth it.
Tang Quan and Sun Wukong didn't talk nonsense, and when they settled down in the room, Sun Wukong and Tang Quan took the white dragon horse to the Wuzhuang Temple and let it go for a while. Looking at the Wuzhuang Temple, Sun Wukong said in a low voice:
"Zhen Yuanzi has such a strong tone."
Tang Quan patted the white dragon horse and said with a smile:
"As a gentleman from the world, just be louder. The world is collapsing. He, the ancestor of the earthly immortals, is not done yet. Xiaobai, hurry up and eat the fodder so that we can rest. We will leave early tomorrow morning. We can't afford to offend him." Don't mess with those who can, and kill those who can afford it. Remember, if we want to live a long time, we have to be careful."
Normally, the little white dragon didn't talk and pretended to be a horse, but Tang Quan explained how to fight and kill people to avoid disasters, but he never avoided him. The white dragon nodded and walked to the side to graze. Monkey King sat on the grass and looked up looked at the sky and said:
"The sky and the earth are collapsing, doesn't that mean that we may die too? Then there is no mention of Western bliss, no matter how happy we are, we will die."
Tang Quan said with a smile:
"Have you learned how to know how many immortals are there?"
This is the most basic knowledge in the sect of cultivation, but Sun Wukong scratched his head and said:
"When I practiced back then, I only knew that there would be three disasters and five calamities in order to achieve immortality. If I wanted to survive, I had to jump out of the Three Realms and not be in the Five Elements. Later, when I became a Taiyi True Immortal, ghost soldiers came to get me. I wiped out life and death. Doesn't it count as living the same life as heaven and earth?
Now I eat elixir and flat peaches, and I have become a vajra indestructible. They say that I am already a Taiyi Golden Immortal, and I also think that my fighting power is amazing. Otherwise, I would not have made a big bet with the Tathagata. "
Tang Quan said:
"In the prehistoric era, golden immortals walked everywhere, quasi-sages were as numerous as dogs, and that golden immortal was the Daoguo Jinxian above Taiyi Jinxian, and quasi-sages were like nothing in front of acquired meritorious saints, not to mention the Hunyuan Dao Guo Jinxian, Wukong, do you still think Taiyi Jinxian is very powerful?"
Sun Wukong sat up suddenly and looked at Tang Quan. He scratched his ears and said:
"Taiyi Golden Immortal, Dao Fruit Golden Immortal, Quasi-Sage, Acquired Merit Saint, Hunyuan Dao Fruit Golden Immortal, this is only three levels behind, not too far, not too far, when I become Hunyuan Dao Fruit Golden Immortal, That is not the same life as the heaven and the earth, that is eternal immortality."
Three levels behind, maybe Daoguo Golden Immortal is not very difficult, but thousands of innate demon gods in the prehistoric era were lured into chaos by the prehistoric will and were killed. Almost killed them all.
(End of this chapter)
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