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Chapter 29 Teacher Xiao Shen's Amazing Lecture! (Please collect recommended tickets)
(Today's second update, please collect, ask for recommendation tickets, ask for rewards, please add book list, and organize the follow-up plot tonight!)

When Shen Ping got the system before, he knew that there was a mall in the system. It seems that sometimes after the lottery, he still needs to buy all the content. The premise is that he has enough reputation and is not restricted by the system. This discovery made Shen Ping excited.

High school history knowledge full solution?

Will this solve the problem in front of me?

Time was very tight, and Shen Ping didn't have time to think about anything. He looked at the [-] Desperation Points he had left, and he didn't plan to continue the lottery draw. The prestige points were too low, so he couldn't afford to gamble. Instead, he clicked on the mall directly. , spent [-] Despair Points to purchase the humorous lecture method, and only [-] Despair Points left.

The product has been successfully purchased and has been placed in the inventory!

Without further ado, Shen Ping clicked on the inventory, took out the silver-white card, and decided to use it. Before he could react, he felt a pain in his head, as if a lot of things had been stuffed into his brain, and the image of high school appeared in front of him. Countless historical knowledge questions, which were left by him when he was young, went to class every day or went home to preview the history textbooks, but he did not expect to appear now!
sophomore...

History textbooks...

emperor……

This is what he has seen before!All appeared in his mind!
At this time, the 5 minutes from the teaching director Kang Xue said was almost here, and the pain in Shen Ping's head eased a little. After thinking about it, Shen Ping was pleasantly surprised to find that the content of the course he was going to talk about today had a way, and it could be said to be so easy!

This class is stable!

Now don't worry about not being able to give lectures to the students!

This time the lottery came too timely, and as long as I have enough despair points, I can do whatever I want in the mall, and I don't have to worry about encountering difficulties in class in the future!

……

A teacher came in from the back door of the classroom.

This is a woman.

The moment she walked in, Shen Ping noticed her.

He knew this woman very well, and she was still stumbling him from behind. It was Shan Yan who had an affair with Lin Shun. At this time, Shan Yan was holding a report in her hand, which was obviously needed by the school leaders.

"Principal, this time the head teacher's appointment letter." Shan Yan handed the document to the principal.

The principal took it over and looked at it, then nodded and said, "Wait a little longer, everything depends on Teacher Xiao Shen's teaching standards."

"Okay." Shan Yan nodded, seeing Lin Shun winking at her, she sat beside Lin Shun.

The teachers at the school knew about the scandal of the two, but they didn't expect them to dare to sit together. Isn't this a slap in the face of the school leaders?
Sure enough, the face of the school leader became ugly.

However, Shan Yan didn't care. After she sat down, she definitely didn't hide her dislike for Shen Ping. She said in a low voice, "5 minutes will pass soon. Why hasn't this class started yet? What's going on?"

Lin Shun whispered: "During class just now, Xiao Shen said that he was not feeling well, and Director Kang prepared for him for five minutes."

Shan Yan curled her lips and said, "I'm not feeling well? Is this an excuse? Shen Ping can't always mingle with the students in class. After a long time, of course there is nothing in his stomach."

……

The conversations at the back of the classroom cannot be heard at the front, after all, it is tens of meters away.

"Mr. Xiao Shen? Can you give a lecture now?" Kang Xue had no choice but to delay the time for him any longer. Seeing that the 5 minutes were up soon, she just frowned and asked.

Shen Ping nodded, and quickly said: "Well, it's okay."

"That's good, let's start the lecture." Kang Xue signaled him to start the lecture, with a little doubt in her eyes.

Lin Shun sneered in his heart, he has already seen that you are not good enough, and now he is waiting for you to embarrass himself, only if you can't be the class teacher, can I let out a bad breath in my heart.

Shan Yan also sneered, waiting for Shen Ping to make a fool of himself in class!

After Shen Ping glanced at all the students in the classroom, he began to give a lecture, "Students, open the textbooks now. Today, Teacher Xiao Shen will tell you about a young man like Xiu'er... This young man is handsome and is a typical Handsome guy, it is said in the history books that he is "beautiful man, big mouth, long Zhun, and sun horn". He can be called the ancient Wu Yanzu. But the facts have proved that he is a person who can rely on his face for a living, but he has to rely on his talent. The young man was admitted at the age of 19 He entered the most famous university in the country and became the proud son of that era—but it was useless. Like many college students today, he was unemployed after graduation. "

"At this time, the world is in chaos and the country is falling apart. The young man has an elder brother who likes to talk about state affairs the most. Every day he posts in the Jagged community that there must be a war between who and who. The young man is unmoved and carries a hoe every day. Concentrate on farming, and often get teased by the elder brother for being worthless."

"Switched into the Internet language of modern society, the ideals of young people are very simple: farmers, mountain springs, and some fields."

Different from the previous stumbles, this time Shen Ping's lecture was not only humorous, but also quickly attracted the students' attention.

Lin Shun was confused, what's going on?How can you be so humorous again?
Oh, I must have come up with it during the 5-minute break, but 5 minutes is not enough, the next lecture must be very boring!

However, Shen Ping's next content is getting more and more interesting.

"In that period, natural disasters and man-made disasters continued, and there were rebellious mountain kings everywhere. You have a mountain and I have a mountain, and there are people who buy road money everywhere. The field can't be planted. He thought about it. Since he couldn't plant the land, he went to his elder brother. Bar."

"But when he arrived at the elder brother's place, he found out that the team was short of personnel, poorly equipped, and had nothing to ask for. It was as poor as grandma's house. How poor was the condition? As a member of the team's leadership, young people went out Not to mention a car, there is not even a horse. This is not like a majestic army, not as good as a guerrilla."

"Later, it was time to go to the battlefield, but I still didn't have a mount. What's the matter? Under the watchful eyes of everyone, the young man calmly brought out a cow. Yes, the students heard me right, he really found a cow to be his own horse. Luckily, this old man did not hold him back. In the first battle, the young man rode a bull to kill Lieutenant Xin Ye and captured the opponent's horse. It seems that young people are not only good at reading, but also good at fighting and beating people. Unambiguous!"

"Then the imperial court was unwilling and sent 40 people to beat them, but at that time the young people only had 9000 people in their hands. When everyone heard the news, they were blown up. 40 vs. [-], the other party just bundled them all up for you You can’t finish chopping in three days. This battle is going to be a bitch! Everyone should pack up and go home and have a baby with your own mother-in-law!”

"Just when everyone was disheartened, a miraculous thing happened. At night, a meteor shower fell from the sky, instantly blowing up the enemy's camp! Yes, even Mr. Shen can only play around with this kind of nonsense. I only saw it when I opened the plug-in in Heroes of the Three Kingdoms, hey."

"Oh, speaking of the meteor shower, by the way, the meteor shower, calculated the time, should be exactly the time when a certain monkey made a scene in the Heavenly Palace and knocked down a certain old man's alchemy furnace."

As time passed slowly, Shen Ping's classroom was full of laughter and laughter, which aroused bursts of exclamation from the students.

PS: Here to mention the connection between meteor showers and monkeys, this is purely the author's imagination.

When I wrote it, I did some research. The monkey was probably born in the Warring States period, and it was in the Xinmang period when Wuzhishan was pressed. Of course, it may not be accurate, because the time between Xinmang and Emperor Taizong of Tang did not match, so everyone just have fun watching it.

As for the explanation of meteorites or meteor showers: when the monkey kicked over Laojun’s gossip furnace, the alchemy furnace fell on the Flame Mountain (TLF). Kunyang is in Henan. Although it is still a little far away, if it starts to fall from the atmosphere , The fuel of the Bagua furnace, or the slag, the slag falling from the sky is scattered and thrown, and it is possible to have a larger range.

(End of this chapter)