I cried countless students in the exam
Chapter 174 Oh, This Damn Exam King! (Part 2)
Chapter 174 Oh, This Damn Exam King! (Second more)
"Ok?"
"Mr. Xiao Shen's mouth is too poisonous?"
"Hehe! This is the first time I've heard someone say that Teacher Xiao Shen has a poisonous mouth?"
"Slander, naked slander!"
In the end, within a few minutes, everyone seemed to think of Shen Ping's scolding battle with others on Weibo in the past, and they immediately gasped!
"Fuck!"
"Fuck!"
"Don't tell me, Teacher Xiao Shen is such a person!"
"Is this really what Teacher Xiao Shen said?"
"These words are so familiar! When I was in school, the teacher said that to us every day! It brought me back to my school days in an instant! But even in school days, those teachers who taught me were so vicious. Come out a few!"
"Why did Teacher Xiao Shen have such a vicious mouth yesterday? Did you do something wrong somewhere?"
The person who posted this microblog was speechless: "When the bell rang for us in class, there were still people copying homework, learning social shake on Douyin Kuaishou, and being caught by Teacher Xiao Shen... You don't know, then In one class, Teacher Xiao Shen would hate us whenever he found an opportunity, and when the class was over, he even assigned a math test paper for homework..."
"Fuck!"
"It's so scary!"
"It's terrible! Teacher Xiao Shen is too ruthless! If you don't tell me, I don't know that Teacher Xiao Shen is so strict in class! It's too scary!"
"I heard what the blogger said, you all deserve it. If you dare to provoke Shen Ping in class, how can Shen Ping not fight you? I will retaliate against you. This is Shen Ping's motto!"
"Mr. Xiao Shen started to torture the students again?"
"Haha, Teacher Xiao Shen just finished handing out the test papers for the college students, and turned around and went to cheat the students in his class, hey!"
"That's right, the King of Exam Questions is always amazing! Even if Mr. Xiao Shen encounters a group of animals, he will probably find a way to make a hole in the question! Is there anyone in this world who can stop Mr. Shen from writing a question?"
"Hahahaha, I was sympathetic to the students at first, but when the people upstairs said it, I suddenly felt quite happy."
As more and more people gathered under this Weibo, the number of reposts, comments and likes on this Weibo increased, and it also attracted students from the Department of Mathematics of Beijing Normal University and Shonan University to watch.
"What kind of mouth is poisonous!"
"It doesn't matter how powerful his mouth is? At most, he can only deceive high school students. Could it be possible that he can deceive us college students?"
"Seeing what Shen Ping said in class, I suddenly felt that this exam was stable! I was as venomous as the other teachers, and the exam questions given by other teachers were not difficult at all. I guess the exam questions he gave this time are not difficult. It will be difficult!"
"I think so!"
"That's not good, everyone, don't think about the exam paper too simply, and don't think about Shen Ping so simply!"
"That's right, this guy Shen Ping is a trap, whoever touches it will die!"
"Don't worry, the exam papers will definitely not be hard to come by. Our substitute teachers have said that this exam is not difficult!"
"Hey, our substitute teacher also said the same thing. He said that as long as you study hard, you can pass the test."
"Khan! The two upstairs, what the teacher said is not difficult, and what we understand is not difficult, it seems that the two are not difficult, right?"
……
Time flies.
Soon, college students from the Department of Mathematics of Beijing Normal University and Shonan University, the exam is coming!
The first is the examination room of Beijing Normal University.
Department of Chinese, Chinese language major, "Introduction to Linguistics" exam.
After the students walked into the examination room, the invigilators began to hand out the papers, and the atmosphere was very relaxed, and everyone began to answer the questions one after another.
When these confident college students saw the introduction to linguistics exam papers, they were completely stunned!
a bolt from the blue!
Five thunders hit the top!
Every student who saw this test paper felt dark in front of their eyes, accompanied by dizziness, and the atmosphere of the scene instantly became dignified!
The sound of paper and pen rubbing disappeared in an instant, replaced by all the students in the audience taking a deep breath of air!
Fuck...fuck, this question?
Everyone was stunned.
I only saw the first question on Introduction to Linguistics:
Which of the following statements about prosodic features is incorrect: ()
A: Prosodic features have different characteristics in different languages.
B: The prosodic feature itself cannot occupy a time segment by itself.
C: The prosodic feature is a contrastive feature in terms of constituent elements.
D: Prosodic features include tone quality features and segmental features.
……
Expression of prosodic characteristics?
I am your sister!
Who is so free to pay attention to this?
How should I choose this question?
Just seeing the first multiple-choice question at this time, the college students majoring in Chinese language at Beijing Normal University felt their hands and feet go numb!
These college students who are usually very confident are pale, and their eyeballs are about to pop out!
There is only one thought left in their minds, the King of Exam Questions, quickly accept your supernatural powers!
Some students felt the thunderbolt from the blue sky, some students felt the five thunderbolts, and some students were very powerful. They looked at the sunshine outside the window...
That was their lost youth...
Clean up your mood, start again, and look at the next exam question.
The first exam question is difficult, it is very likely that Shen Ping wants to give them a bad impression, the next exam questions can't continue to be difficult, right?
Well...they guessed right!
The next exam questions are still really difficult!
To be precise, the entire exam paper is full of such dizzying questions!
The second question on the Introduction to Linguistics exam paper:
The next word with a prefix is: ()
A: Rats.
B: Painter.
C: Auntie.
D: Beyond.
E: Surrealism.
……
The third question is an analysis question.
1: What kind of sound change occurred in the following examples?
(1)【mei214hau214】(美好)读作【mei35hau214】
(2) [Tlvk] (think) pronounced as [TINK]
(3) [xorn] (twenty) + [etsn] (nine) is greater than [xoretsn] (29)
(4) [liaN214] (two) + [ke51] (one) is greater than [lia214] (two)
(5) dreamt [dremt] (dream - past tense) some people call it [drempt]
(6) Morning【tsau】+morning【ten】is greater than morning【tsauen】
……
Fourth exam question:
Analyze series of phrases with AHP.
(1) I feel very uncomfortable.
(2) Learning to write is not easy.
……
Question [-]: Please give an example to illustrate the types of phonetic change phenomenon.
……
Sixth question...
Seventh question...
The eighth question...
……
After reading the entire introduction to linguistics, all the students were stunned.
who am I?
where am I?
Why should I appear here and endure such torture?
Just seeing such exam questions makes them want to delete what they said so ostentatiously on Weibo!
All the students were pale and wanted to answer the questions seriously, but they always felt that they had learned every knowledge point, but they just couldn't figure it out.
This examination paper of Introduction to Linguistics was too difficult, completely beyond their expectations!
The third test question has some letters, and the starting point does not support typing, so everyone knows that it is too difficult to just memorize the test paper.Now go and write Chapter 3.
(End of this chapter)
"Ok?"
"Mr. Xiao Shen's mouth is too poisonous?"
"Hehe! This is the first time I've heard someone say that Teacher Xiao Shen has a poisonous mouth?"
"Slander, naked slander!"
In the end, within a few minutes, everyone seemed to think of Shen Ping's scolding battle with others on Weibo in the past, and they immediately gasped!
"Fuck!"
"Fuck!"
"Don't tell me, Teacher Xiao Shen is such a person!"
"Is this really what Teacher Xiao Shen said?"
"These words are so familiar! When I was in school, the teacher said that to us every day! It brought me back to my school days in an instant! But even in school days, those teachers who taught me were so vicious. Come out a few!"
"Why did Teacher Xiao Shen have such a vicious mouth yesterday? Did you do something wrong somewhere?"
The person who posted this microblog was speechless: "When the bell rang for us in class, there were still people copying homework, learning social shake on Douyin Kuaishou, and being caught by Teacher Xiao Shen... You don't know, then In one class, Teacher Xiao Shen would hate us whenever he found an opportunity, and when the class was over, he even assigned a math test paper for homework..."
"Fuck!"
"It's so scary!"
"It's terrible! Teacher Xiao Shen is too ruthless! If you don't tell me, I don't know that Teacher Xiao Shen is so strict in class! It's too scary!"
"I heard what the blogger said, you all deserve it. If you dare to provoke Shen Ping in class, how can Shen Ping not fight you? I will retaliate against you. This is Shen Ping's motto!"
"Mr. Xiao Shen started to torture the students again?"
"Haha, Teacher Xiao Shen just finished handing out the test papers for the college students, and turned around and went to cheat the students in his class, hey!"
"That's right, the King of Exam Questions is always amazing! Even if Mr. Xiao Shen encounters a group of animals, he will probably find a way to make a hole in the question! Is there anyone in this world who can stop Mr. Shen from writing a question?"
"Hahahaha, I was sympathetic to the students at first, but when the people upstairs said it, I suddenly felt quite happy."
As more and more people gathered under this Weibo, the number of reposts, comments and likes on this Weibo increased, and it also attracted students from the Department of Mathematics of Beijing Normal University and Shonan University to watch.
"What kind of mouth is poisonous!"
"It doesn't matter how powerful his mouth is? At most, he can only deceive high school students. Could it be possible that he can deceive us college students?"
"Seeing what Shen Ping said in class, I suddenly felt that this exam was stable! I was as venomous as the other teachers, and the exam questions given by other teachers were not difficult at all. I guess the exam questions he gave this time are not difficult. It will be difficult!"
"I think so!"
"That's not good, everyone, don't think about the exam paper too simply, and don't think about Shen Ping so simply!"
"That's right, this guy Shen Ping is a trap, whoever touches it will die!"
"Don't worry, the exam papers will definitely not be hard to come by. Our substitute teachers have said that this exam is not difficult!"
"Hey, our substitute teacher also said the same thing. He said that as long as you study hard, you can pass the test."
"Khan! The two upstairs, what the teacher said is not difficult, and what we understand is not difficult, it seems that the two are not difficult, right?"
……
Time flies.
Soon, college students from the Department of Mathematics of Beijing Normal University and Shonan University, the exam is coming!
The first is the examination room of Beijing Normal University.
Department of Chinese, Chinese language major, "Introduction to Linguistics" exam.
After the students walked into the examination room, the invigilators began to hand out the papers, and the atmosphere was very relaxed, and everyone began to answer the questions one after another.
When these confident college students saw the introduction to linguistics exam papers, they were completely stunned!
a bolt from the blue!
Five thunders hit the top!
Every student who saw this test paper felt dark in front of their eyes, accompanied by dizziness, and the atmosphere of the scene instantly became dignified!
The sound of paper and pen rubbing disappeared in an instant, replaced by all the students in the audience taking a deep breath of air!
Fuck...fuck, this question?
Everyone was stunned.
I only saw the first question on Introduction to Linguistics:
Which of the following statements about prosodic features is incorrect: ()
A: Prosodic features have different characteristics in different languages.
B: The prosodic feature itself cannot occupy a time segment by itself.
C: The prosodic feature is a contrastive feature in terms of constituent elements.
D: Prosodic features include tone quality features and segmental features.
……
Expression of prosodic characteristics?
I am your sister!
Who is so free to pay attention to this?
How should I choose this question?
Just seeing the first multiple-choice question at this time, the college students majoring in Chinese language at Beijing Normal University felt their hands and feet go numb!
These college students who are usually very confident are pale, and their eyeballs are about to pop out!
There is only one thought left in their minds, the King of Exam Questions, quickly accept your supernatural powers!
Some students felt the thunderbolt from the blue sky, some students felt the five thunderbolts, and some students were very powerful. They looked at the sunshine outside the window...
That was their lost youth...
Clean up your mood, start again, and look at the next exam question.
The first exam question is difficult, it is very likely that Shen Ping wants to give them a bad impression, the next exam questions can't continue to be difficult, right?
Well...they guessed right!
The next exam questions are still really difficult!
To be precise, the entire exam paper is full of such dizzying questions!
The second question on the Introduction to Linguistics exam paper:
The next word with a prefix is: ()
A: Rats.
B: Painter.
C: Auntie.
D: Beyond.
E: Surrealism.
……
The third question is an analysis question.
1: What kind of sound change occurred in the following examples?
(1)【mei214hau214】(美好)读作【mei35hau214】
(2) [Tlvk] (think) pronounced as [TINK]
(3) [xorn] (twenty) + [etsn] (nine) is greater than [xoretsn] (29)
(4) [liaN214] (two) + [ke51] (one) is greater than [lia214] (two)
(5) dreamt [dremt] (dream - past tense) some people call it [drempt]
(6) Morning【tsau】+morning【ten】is greater than morning【tsauen】
……
Fourth exam question:
Analyze series of phrases with AHP.
(1) I feel very uncomfortable.
(2) Learning to write is not easy.
……
Question [-]: Please give an example to illustrate the types of phonetic change phenomenon.
……
Sixth question...
Seventh question...
The eighth question...
……
After reading the entire introduction to linguistics, all the students were stunned.
who am I?
where am I?
Why should I appear here and endure such torture?
Just seeing such exam questions makes them want to delete what they said so ostentatiously on Weibo!
All the students were pale and wanted to answer the questions seriously, but they always felt that they had learned every knowledge point, but they just couldn't figure it out.
This examination paper of Introduction to Linguistics was too difficult, completely beyond their expectations!
The third test question has some letters, and the starting point does not support typing, so everyone knows that it is too difficult to just memorize the test paper.Now go and write Chapter 3.
(End of this chapter)
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