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Chapter 461 Monkeys love Erguotou too

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"Oh shit! Monkey, are you planning to kill me?" He hurriedly dodged the monkey's powerful blow and looked at the two-meter-high and three-meter-wide granite that had just been smashed into pieces by the monkey's stick, as well as The unabated force of the castration created a large pit more than one meter wide and half a meter deep in the ground. Liu Tianyou complained to the monkey in black.

"Ahahahahaha, how could it be, how could it be!" The monkey retracted the stick, scratching its ears and scratching its cheeks.

"What the hell don't you know? If this happens, I'll die, you damn monkey." Seeing that the monkey didn't apologize at all for what just happened, Liu Tianyou got angry and looked at The monkey roared loudly.

"Hahahaha! You bastard, you were the one who mentioned the sparring, and now it's you who is complaining about Lao Sun. If you don't feel good, don't feel bad!" After being beaten by Liu Tianyou, the monkey became a little reluctant and twisted the golden cudgel in his hand into a stick. , and then said with disdain to Liu Tianyou.

"The sparring I'm talking about is for you to suppress your strength to the same level as mine. If you don't suppress your strength, you fucking don't use your rotten stick and weapons to bully me. You used all your strength, dare you say you didn’t do it on purpose?” Seeing that the monkey not only refused to admit his mistake, but despised him, Liu Tianyou became even more angry, and stepped forward to get in front of the monkey. Pointing to the monkey's nose and spraying, the spittle sprayed the monkey's face.

"Hehehehe! I didn't pay attention, I didn't pay attention, brother calm down, calm down, I'm having fun, so I forgot what you just said, let's come again, come again, my old grandson promises that it will definitely not appear this time Unexpectedly." After being sprayed by Liu Tianyou, the monkey remembered the agreement reached between the two when they started the discussion, and when he turned his head and thought about what he had done just now, the monkey felt a little guilty, and was sprayed by Liu Tianyou. He was not angry, just wiped his face with his hands, laughed awkwardly, and then opened his mouth to confuse what happened just now.

"Hey, you said it! If you forget, don't blame me for being rude." Seeing the monkey finally admitting his mistake, Liu Tianyou couldn't hold on to it. After all, it was him who proposed the discussion, and he still had to rely on it. Monkeys improve their fighting power.

"No, no, don't worry." Monkey put the stick on his shoulder, then waved his hand and said to Liu Tianyou.

"Okay, then let's come again and drink!" After speaking, Liu Tianyou shook his body and punched like a monkey.

"Well done!" Monkey turned aside to avoid Liu Tianyou's attack, twirled the stick on his shoulder around his neck, then took the stick with his other hand and smashed it at Liu Tianyou.

The two of them went back and forth, fighting each other again with a punch and a stick.

In total, Liu Tianyou has been staying in Mount Emei for nearly half a month. In the past half month, the Bull Demon King has not sent anyone to notify him. Liu Tianyou estimates that the army of heaven has not yet reached the door of the Bull Demon King. So Liu Tianyou temporarily stayed in Mount Emei.

In the past half month, the monkey was recovering from his injury for the first few days, so Liu Tianyou found a place to practice somersaults and cloud brushes by himself. In the next few days, the monkey's injury improved greatly, and then the two of them would compete with each other from time to time.

Speaking of sparring, at the beginning the monkey used all its strength, and Liu Tianyou couldn't handle a few moves in the monkey's hands.

Liu Tianyou, who was tortured and had nosebleeds all over the floor every time they sparred, had no choice but to ask the monkey not to use weapons, otherwise he would let the monkey suppress his strength to the same level as himself. However, the monkey ignored him at all and used a stick when sparring. , use your full strength when you should. Liu Tianyou was tortured by monkeys several times and simply stopped mentioning the discussion. He is not an M and likes to be tortured.

The two of them would be bored if they didn't discuss each other. One day, Liu Tianyou looked through his storage ring and found that there were several boxes of Erguotou in the ring, so Liu Tianyou took out a bottle of Erguotou and ignored the monkey. , Pouring and drinking by myself in the corner of Monkey Cave Mansion.

The monkey who smelled the wine couldn't bear it and came up and scolded Liu Tianyou for being disloyal, and didn't know how to share good things with friends. He scolded again and again and snatched the Erguotou from Liu Tianyou's hand, and then threw it back into the wine bottle. I drank the 50-degree Erguotou with more than [-] liang left in one gulp.

Anyone who has had a big gulp of baijiu knows that a gulp of more than 50-degree wine, not to mention eight taels, is two taels. The feeling of burning from the throat to the abdomen is generally not enjoyed by ordinary people.

But who is the monkey? It’s a guy who was burned for seven to 49 days in the eight trigrams stove of the Taishang Laojun without any major incidents. After doing it in one breath, he didn’t feel uncomfortable, but felt that hot feeling. Very cool, very enjoyable.

If the monkeys drink too much of the wine they are brewing now, they can get drunk if they don’t use their magic power to dispel the wine. After eating the 50-degree Erguotou brewed in the market in August, the monkeys will get drunk without accident.

Shaking his head and running mana to drive away the drunkenness, the monkey yelled a few times to enjoy himself, and then reached out to Liu Tianyou to continue begging for Erguotou.

Seeing that the monkey liked it, Liu Tianyou was not stingy, so he hid it, and took out two bottles from the ring and handed it to the monkey.

The monkey killed him again in one breath, and then used his power to dispel the drunkenness, and continued to ask Liu Tianyou for it.

Liu Tianyou saw that the monkey drank like this, no matter how much he had, he couldn't stand the monkey making it like this, so he suggested to the monkey that he didn't have much left of this kind of wine, good things can't be wasted, we can drink it, But when drinking, you can't use your strength to dispel the alcohol, otherwise, what's the point of drinking the wine.

Monkey felt that what Liu Tianyou said made sense, so the two of them didn't cheat, and they just drank each other one cup at a time.

To be honest, monkeys really don’t have a lot of alcohol capacity. After one catty of Erguotou with a temperature of 56 degrees, they can’t sit still. After one catty and a half, the monkeys started drinking crazy. After two catties, the monkeys stopped eating completely.

After drinking twice like this, Liu Tianyou saw that the monkey loved the Erguotou in his hand very much, so he turned his eyes and began to bargain with the monkey because he didn't have much in stock. But you have to follow my arrangement when sparring, either you throw a stick and we fight with bare hands, or you use weapons to suppress your strength to the same level as mine, otherwise you can't beat monkeys with bare hands, and you lose yourself at all The meaning of finding monkeys to learn from each other is that monkeys are exhausted for Erguotou, in order to be able to drink Erguotou, he listens to whatever Liu Tianyou says, so he is led by the nose by Liu Tianyou.

(End of this chapter)