Destroy the world starting from American comics

Chapter 383 The Crazy Showdown
A headshot bullet is certainly not enough to stop Deadpool's actions, but within a few seconds, Deadpool's rotten head returned to its original state. Although he has a very serious self-abuse tendency, it does not mean that he is used to being beaten Without changing hands, the next second the ninja sword in his hand was violently slashing towards the clown.

The sharp blade of the katana cut the silver revolver in the Joker's hand in half, but Harley Quinn in the passenger seat also picked up a heavy machine gun and stretched it out.

"Oh, that's spectacular, I mean those two lumps on your chest..."

Before Deadpool's sexual harassment ended, the heavy machine gun in Harry's hand spat out violent flames at almost zero distance from him, and the bullets shot Deadpool's body into a tattered mess of dirty rags , but obviously Deadpool himself doesn't care about this kind of treatment, and he has always accepted all attacks from the Joker and Harley with a leisurely look.

"Can't you understand? I'm dead! You see, even if I shoot myself in the head, uh!" Deadpool took out his pistol and shot himself in the temple while talking, The bullet entered from one side and exited from the other penetrated Deadpool's entire brain, causing him to lose strength and collapse on the seat.

Even in this situation, Deadpool still waved his hands mischievously and said, "Ah! It's okay, I'm okay! Give me a few seconds, Deng Deng! Resurrect with full blood!"

"Mr. J, what should we do?" Harley was obviously frightened by Deadpool's astonishing ability, and looked at the clown worriedly, but only saw a clown laughing excitedly.

"Isn't this--wonderful? Ahahaha..." The clown stretched out his hand to the petals on his chest, and lightly pressed a button, "Delicious meal, let me add some for you seasoning."

Before Deadpool realized what was going on, a strong corrosive acid rushed to his face, corroding his red hood completely, and of course ruined the face under the mask.

Deadpool covered his face and wailed: "Oh, my handsome and beautiful face, no, I'm going to be disfigured! Wait, my face is bad..."

So Deadpool let go of the fingers covering his face, revealing his ugly face like a breast with teeth, which once again frightened Harry's face to pale.He punched the clown in the face so hard that the clown's head came into intimate contact with the steering wheel.

The steering wheel was hit so that it rotated 380 degrees, causing the clown car to drift a lot, and then rushed out of the guardrail of the highway and rolled into the air.

In the tumbling carriage, the three of them continued their fierce offensive and defensive battle. Deadpool took out his guns and fired at the clown and Harley crazily. The bullets sparked infinite sparks in the narrow carriage, and the splash Blood stained every pane of glass.

When the car finally fell to the ground, only the clown and Deadpool climbed out of the car, and Harley Quinn passed out directly in the clown car.This is not a big problem. It is impossible for the armor of the clown car, which cannot be destroyed by the tank's main gun, to detonate due to such a small fall.

Although the clown is still full of energy from the look, but the damage caused by Deadpool can't be covered up all over his body, and Deadpool's injuries seem to be enough to die more than a dozen times, but he recovered quickly under the effect of the self-healing factor , It won't be long before he can be resurrected on the spot again.

Deadpool was lying on the ground in a large font like this, looking like he was being slaughtered, but anyone who knew him knew that no matter what he did to him, it was impossible to kill him.Although the clown didn't lose his strength to this extent, he didn't have the strength to escape quickly either.

Besides, it's not his style.

"Okay, boy, well done, you almost killed the most tasteful criminal in the city, now, I can understand, why did you do this? Want to be a hero?" The clown asked in a persuasive manner Deadpool is bewitching, those who can't deal with him physically will defeat him mentally, this is the clown's consistent method.

Deadpool, the talkative maniac, has not met anyone who is willing to talk to him for many years, so he immediately chattered to the clown: "Well, the protagonist of this story asked me to come and teach you a lesson. If I If he does, he'll give me a lot of money to enjoy life. Well, I'll admit it's a lie, let's just say I'm doing it to keep my appearances, you know, if it's a long time You didn't even show your face, the audience should forget about your role..."

Immediately, the clown felt something was wrong. He had met countless kinds of people in this world, normal people, mental patients, superheroes, super criminals, no matter what kind of thinking they were, even the craziest mental patients, they There are laws to follow in the way of thinking of Deadpool, but as long as the guy in front of him is talking non-stop, he doesn't understand what he is saying, and he can't keep up with Deadpool's way of thinking, let alone try to interfere with him.

There is no way, no matter how powerful the clown is, he is not a character who can break the fourth wall after all. For a person like Deadpool who is crazy enough to understand the truth of his own world, even the clown can't figure it out.

"Well, you're just a dog chasing a car and you don't know what you're doing, but once you catch up...you have something to do. People like you—no fun."

The clown moved his cuffs towards Deadpool so decisively, and Deadpool's head was enveloped in a dark green gas in the next second.This kind of concentrated clown laughing gas cannot be compared with the highly diluted stuff used in hospitals. This small group of highly concentrated laughing gas is the output that clowns have accumulated over the years. The alliance giants are not immune, and they can be called the ultimate weapon of the clown.

"What is this? This color is really disgusting. Is this green for me? I should think carefully about whether to forgive you."

The clown sat down next to Deadpool, smiled and said to him: "Let's tell a joke. Once upon a time there were two mental patients. One of them told the other that mental illness can be contagious. We should pay attention. One person said, but aren’t we crazy? The first person said, well, you and I have been infected..."

"Hahahaha, it's not funny at all, hahahaha, but why can't I stop laughing, hahahaha..."

Deadpool laughed maniacally as if he had lost his self-control, rolling on the ground while pressing his stomach, even the clown's poisonous gas could not kill him who was immortal, but the effect of triggering laughter still took effect irresistibly.

(End of this chapter)