Super Prestige System

Chapter 303 Madam Bone's Divorce Scheme
When Mrs. Bone learned that the monkey had been punished by Tang Seng, she had another plan in her heart.

When she returned to the Cave of Bones, she took over the body of an old woman and turned into a 60-[-]-year-old woman.

Leaning on a crutch, the old woman came towards Tang Monk and his disciples, and kept shouting, "Daughter, where are you? Daughter, you..."

Bajie ran to Tang Seng's side and said in a panic, "Master, it's not good! The girl's mother must be looking for someone!"

The monkey's real body returned, but this time the monkey learned his lesson, even though the goblin was right in front of him, he didn't rush to make a move.

The old woman limped to the front of the team, pretending to be pleasantly surprised, and said, "Amitabha, you are really blessed by the prayer beads. I didn't expect to meet several Buddhist elders here! Dare to ask the elders, how can you travel all the way?" Have you ever seen a woman delivering food?"

The monkey knew she was a goblin, so he snorted coldly and ignored her.

Drifting, Ao Lie suspected that she was a goblin, and ignored her.

Tang Seng blushed and didn't know how to answer the old woman, so he didn't speak.

Only Bajie replied: "No, we didn't see the woman who delivered the meal!"

The old woman pondered for a while, and said: "I think she stayed in the field to help her husband with things. It's okay, it's okay, let's leave her alone! Several elders, our family believes in Buddhism, and today we are lucky to meet some elders. The old lady wants to invite the elders to have a fast meal at home, I don’t know..."

As soon as Bajie heard the fasting meal, he nodded hurriedly and said: "Okay, okay, are we hungry?" After answering, he suddenly realized that he shouldn't make a presumptuous claim, and turned to Tang Seng, "What do you think, master?"

Tang Seng always believed that the monkey killed his daughter. He didn't want to go, but he didn't know how to refuse!
The old woman struck while the iron was hot, and said without rejection: "The old woman leads the way, follow me!" After finishing speaking, the old woman turned around and left, but she walked very slowly with crutches on her back.

Tang Seng couldn't bear it, and said softly: "Go slowly, old lady, the poor monk sees that your legs and feet are inconvenient, please sit in my car!"

The old woman turned around and showed a 'honoured' smile: "Okay, thank you for your kindness, elder!"

Remembering the lesson from last time, the monkey quietly stood aside and watched the show.

Mrs. Bone spent a lot of trouble just to deal with the monkey, how could he be allowed to watch a show.

The old woman walked up to the monkey, suddenly turned to the monkey, and teased, "This elder looks like a hozen!"

At this time, the old woman turned her back to everyone!
The monkey was quite annoyed, and bared its teeth at the old woman!
The old woman suddenly covered her chest with one hand, pointed at the monkey with the other, and collapsed to the ground.

The monkey was short in stature, and was blocked by the old woman one by one, so no one knew what happened.

After the old woman fell to the ground, everyone found that there was a dagger stuck in her chest!
Bajie ran over, squatted beside the old woman, sniffed her, shook the pig's head, raised his head and said to Tang Seng: "Master, Brother Hou killed the old woman again..."

The monkey said angrily: "Idiot, what nonsense are you talking about..., she committed suicide, but I didn't do it! Besides, when did I have such a dagger?"

Bajie ran to Tang Seng's side and said to Tang Seng: "Master, he is living a good life, how could he commit suicide? As for the dagger... With Brother Hou's ability, how difficult is it to change into a dagger? This dagger is probably He conjured it out of monkey hair, master, you can no longer tolerate Brother Monkey..."

Tang Seng thought that what Bajie said was reasonable, so he jumped off the tricycle, came to the monkey, pointed at the monkey and cursed: "Pohou, you are wild and unruly, and you will not change after repeated admonitions. The old lady just said that you look like a hozen. You killed her, how vicious your heart is..."

The monkey ignored him, and Tang Seng was very angry: "Forget it, forget it, I won't recite the mantra anymore, you are not worthy to be a monk, and I don't want to be your master, you can go!"

"Go?" The monkey was startled, and then asked, "Where does the master tell me to go?"

"Go where you like!" Tang Seng said with a gloomy face, "You always said that Huaguoshan was the king, so go back to your Huaguoshan and be your king!"

The monkey really wanted to leave, but with a Buddhist golden band on his head, no matter where he went, he would be controlled by the Buddhist sect. He rolled his eyes and said:
"Since the master told my old grandson to go, I will go, but, before leaving, do you want to ask the master something?"

Tang Seng asked: "Tell me, what's the matter?"

Bajie snorted twice, and said: "Master, he wants to share the luggage with you. If you give him two pieces of old clothes and hats in that luggage, it will not be in vain for him to be a monk for so long... ..."

The monkey ignored Zhu Bajie, and only said to Tang Seng: "To tell you the truth, Master, 500 years ago, Lao Sun was also a well-known hero. He had 72 cave demon kings and [-] little demons under his command. He wore a purple gold crown on his head. Wearing an ocher yellow robe, wearing a blue field belt around the waist, and walking on cloud shoes, how majestic it is!
Now, my old grandson actually wears a golden hoop on his head, telling me how to see others, I beg the master to show mercy for the sake of master and apprentice, and recite the "Song hoop mantra" to put Have you taken off the golden hoop? "

Tang Seng shook his head: "The Bodhisattva only taught me the Tightening Mantra, not the Loosening Mantra!"

"Without the Loose Hoop Curse, my old grandson can't go!"

After talking nonsense for a while, Tang Seng's anger dissipated a lot, and he thought: this journey west, thanks to this monkey, without him, it would be really inconvenient.

Ever since, Tang Seng pretended to be majestic and said: "Since you don't want to leave, I will forgive you this time as a teacher. If you dare to commit a crime next time, I will recite the mantra twenty times!"

The words were not speculative, and the monkey didn't tell the difference anymore, and said casually: "Don't dare, don't dare again."

……

Mrs. Bones failed at one plan, and made another plan.

On the side of the westbound road, she transformed into a thatched hut, occupied the corpse of an old man, and turned into an old man.

The old man was sitting by the side of the road, holding a string of Buddhist beads and chanting loudly.

Tang Seng saw the old man from a distance, and said happily: "Amitabha, disciples, you see, this west is really a blessed land, and the old man is still chanting scriptures by the roadside at his age!"

Bajie said with a worried face: "Master, we must not talk to that old man, otherwise, we will cause trouble!"

Tang Seng questioned: "How do you say this?"

Bajie replied: "Master, think about it, there is only this one family in this mountain, and the woman and old woman killed by brother Hou are probably the old man's wife and daughter..."

Tang Seng looked at the monkey dissatisfied, and whispered to his disciples: "Disciples, hurry up!"

They didn't want to pay attention to the old man on the side of the road, but the old man refused to let them go!
When Tang Seng and others came to the front, the old man started to fight tremblingly, stopped in the middle of the road, and asked: "Several elders, you are being polite!"

Tang Seng said embarrassingly: "Old man, the poor monk is polite!"

The old man said again: "Elder, the little old man has a daughter who sent food to the field at noon, but never came back. The old wife went to look for her, and she has not returned until now. I wonder if the elder came from the east. Did he see them? "

Tang Seng blushed, extremely embarrassed, and didn't know how to answer!

(End of this chapter)