Devour the Dimensions

Chapter 377

"Ahem...here, what the owner wants is a joke that satisfies him."

In an instant, everyone was taken aback.

joke?Let these high-ranking, either princely or high-ranking bosses tell jokes?
Immediately, those venerables who were bound to win and had fierce eyes all frowned.

"Did you hear the request wrong? How can there be such a transaction method?" An old voice resounded through the auction, containing a shocking evil spirit, and a venerable person from Tianshen Mountain among the VIPs was dissatisfied.

"My lord, this is indeed the owner's request." The old man smiled wryly and explained bravely.

"He's right, as long as one of you can make me, or my concubine, laugh at a joke, this Essence Crystal will be his, and I guarantee that no one will dare to snatch it."

A faint voice resounded through the heaven and earth, and at the same time a terrifying breath swept across, as if the terror from the endless dark abyss made everyone tremble.

Whether it's the cultivation level that is pouring blood to watch the excitement, or the respect of one of the big bosses in the VIP room, the whole body is cold, and a creepy chill rises in the bottom of my heart.

In an instant, when he had just arrived at Tianshen Mountain with some disapproval, Molinghu Zunzong's eyes flashed with horror, and some dangerous thoughts in his heart were immediately suppressed.

"Cough... But the auction is to avoid everyone's embarrassment, so the phonograph stone has been prepared. You can record it first, and someone will collect it and send it away."

"And remind you, each of you only has one chance." As he spoke, a row of maids carrying green spar the size of a thumb walked into the VIP rooms, and someone in the hall also delivered phonograph stones.

This kind of thumb-sized spar is generally used for ordinary communication. After inputting spiritual power, it can record a passage, and then only need to input spiritual power again to restore what was said once.

The moment those maids walked into the hall of thousands of people carrying the phonograph spar on a tray, they were snatched away by countless people with a bang, and then whispered to their mouths, or closed their eyes and meditated.

Faced with such a strange request, no one would give up the opportunity no matter how embarrassing they are with the temptation of the Essence Crystal.

"Cough...here, little sixteen, be more flexible and think of some jokes that can impress that person." Among the distinguished guests of the royal family, an old man in a dragon robe reservedly stroked his long beard, respectfully The sixteenth princess and those younger generations of the royal family sitting beside said in a deep voice.

Similarly, in the VIP room of Tianshen Mountain, two pure-blooded beings with the strength of the venerables closed their eyes, and a group of men and women in the form of pure-blooded beasts were thinking hard about the jokes they knew.

But for these pure-blooded beings who only know how to practice and fight, it's okay to ask them to fight, what a joke!This thing has never appeared in their lives.

The headache was the true mood of the people from Tianshen Mountain and Demon Lake who came from inhuman forces at this time. They swore that they would find someone to tell them jokes about the day when they returned.

"This time we are bound to win. If any of your jokes is selected, I will definitely wish him a promotion when he goes back." A pure-blood monster who is thinking hard.

As for Prince Wu's Mansion, since the Essence Crystal was involved this time, it was impossible for them to give up to Demon Spirit Lake, so they had already gone to a VIP room alone.

"Jokes? What kind of jokes do you tell?" Shi Hao held a phonograph spar, his eyes flickered extremely fast, and all kinds of jokes he had heard began to recall in his mind.

For Shi Hao, who knew the true value of that crystal, he was even more unwilling to miss this seemingly easy-to-obtain opportunity.

"Your Majesty, how did you come up with this request?" Yan Lingji and Hong Lian looked at Xiang Nanfei with smiles on their faces. They didn't expect that Xiang Nanfei actually proposed this transaction request.

"Boring, ready to watch a good show." Xiang Nanfei raised the corners of his mouth slightly, showing a slight coldness, the gold in his eyes faded slightly, and the darkness occupied most of the area.

An hour later, the VIP room where Xiang Nanfei and the others were located opened, and rows of maids came in respectfully carrying phonograph crystals.

"You guys go and have a look, and see what jokes these so-called bosses are telling." Xiang Nanfei raised his brows, and motioned the five Yan Lingji, who were a little moved, to go and have a look.

With Xiang Nanfei speaking, Yan Lingji and the other five did not refuse. They stepped forward to pick up a phonograph spar and sent a little divine power in. Suddenly, a somewhat stiff voice sounded.

"Master holds the secret book in his hand and reads the contents of the secret book..."

Uh……

Listening to the stiff, pointless joke, not only the five Yan Lingji, but even the maids holding the phonograph spar felt a little sympathetic to those big bosses, the head waited.

In this precarious world, who is interested in talking or listening to jokes? Every day is not busy practicing, but thinking about how to fight.

And when Yan Lingji and the others picked up the phonograph crystals, the auction house that had already crowded into the tens of thousands of people was silent, whether it was the noisy hall in front or the VIP room from a big force, they were all quietly waiting for the verdict. .

However, after these big shots waited anxiously for an hour, Xiang Nanfei's voice sounded faintly: "Well, because there are too many people present, I am not interested in listening to them all, so I will just choose one at random."

boom! !

That casual tone instantly ignited the atmosphere of the entire auction house. Everyone felt that they were being played like a monkey, and a humiliating anger surged into their hearts.

"Your Excellency, are you playing us like monkeys?" In the cold voice, there was irrepressible anger, and a respectful figure from Tianshen Mountain said coldly.

"That's right, owner, how can you go back on your word?"

"Yes, you don't care about us like this."

"This is not good, I think my joke will definitely win"

Just after the respect of Tianshen Mountain spoke, the whole hall was in commotion. All the followers of the lowest blood-moving peak, or the head of the small sect of the Dongtian Realm, were full of breath, glaring at the VIP room above which belonged to Xiang Nanfei.

"Yes, I just didn't take you seriously. Does a group of ants have any objections?" Xiang Nanfei said indifferently amidst the VIP.

That understated, casual tone was obviously just like what he said, and he didn't pay attention to those people in the Imperial Capital of the Stone Kingdom, and even gathered all the big forces around.

Uh……

Such a straightforward admission stunned those who originally wanted to take advantage of the chaos, and then many people's eyes flickered fiercely, and they looked at the booth in the middle with a look of fiery madness.

Suddenly, following Xiang Nanfei's ignoring attitude, the crowd below became even more noisy, and those respected and princely princes who sat cross-legged among the VIPs looked at the booth solemnly, intending to take advantage of the chaos and make a move.

At this moment, a scene of Xiang Nanfei sitting high in a private room appeared in the sky above the booth, revealing a black feather robe, with an indifferent expression like the supreme ruler looking down on all sentient beings.

Then Xiang Nanfei was taken aback by everyone, and then stretched out his hand back in a tense expression, and in an instant, a green crystal flew into his hand on the tray held by the maids behind.

Not to mention those maids with that casual appearance, even the five Yan Lingji were speechless, not to mention the expectant people below.

"VIP Room No. 19, congratulations, young man, you have obtained this Essence Crystal." Xiang Nanfei glanced at the number under the phonogram crystal, and announced directly.

　The fourth update is here, adding updates for the rudder master "Gilgamesh".

　　Thanks to the book friend '不@想を不话@证' for their support.

　　
　
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