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Chapter 430 is stupid
Chapter 430 is stupid
Fuxian Village was originally small, and it happened that Yang Qiao was getting married again.It was just dawn, and the neighbor Mrs. Zhang entered the yard of Mrs. Wang's house early.
Mrs. Zhang is famous for being warm-hearted in the village, and anyone who has a big or small affair will be there.
Don't look at it like this, Zhang's popularity in the village is not very good, because she has a problem, she can't hide things from her mouth.Even if it's a trivial matter, if you see someone when you just leave someone's yard, you can tell what happened just now.
The mother-in-law Wang and her daughter have been neighbors with Mrs. Zhang for most of their lives. They have been listening to Ms. Zhang's nagging for ten years, and they have suffered a lot.
"Mrs. Wang, it's already dawn. Why don't you get up and start a fire? You want to starve Qiao'er?" Mrs. Zhang walked into the courtyard of Mrs. Wang's house and stood under the window and shouted.
No one in the thatched house answered, Mrs. Zhang let out a light sigh, walked to the door and knocked a few times.
Still no one answered in the room, Zhang pulled the door again and found that the latch was still stuck, Zhang felt something was wrong.
"Clang! Clang! Clang!"
Mrs. Zhang slammed the door hard three times, then came to the window and shouted: "Mrs. Wang, coincidence, what's the matter with your mother?"
There was still no one answering, Zhang shivers coldly, then turned around and left.
"Something happened, something must have happened. Let us know quickly, something must have happened to Mrs. Wang and Mrs. Wang." Mrs. Zhang walked slowly, although she was walking very fast even though she was over fifty years old, she was about to leave the small courtyard in a blink of an eye.
But at this moment, the door of Mrs. Wang's house opened with a creak. Mrs. Wang stepped out and quickly closed the door. She looked at Mrs. Zhang's back and shouted: "Ms. Zhang, what are you talking about so early in the morning?" ?”
"Hey! Are you okay, old woman? Why didn't you open the door just now? I was so scared that I thought something happened to your mother." Mrs. Zhang turned around and saw that Wang Po was safe and sound, but after a panicked expression, she walked out with small steps. walked back.
"What door to open? Coincidentally, she is going to get married the day after tomorrow, so let her have a good rest. We are all experienced, how can we do it if the bride in the bridal chamber is listless?"
Wang Po blocked the door on purpose, she was really afraid that Mrs. Zhang would open the door suddenly and walk in.It's nothing like usual, but now there is a strange boy lying on the kang.If Mrs. Zhang saw this, wouldn't the little Fuxian Village be blown up?It took less than a quarter of an hour for the small courtyard of her house to be filled with people, and every mouthful of saliva from one person could drown the two of them.
"Hey! This baby is also very pitiful. I remember that I was not weaned when I first came here, and now I am going to get married. I really don't feel like it." Something came out.
I saw Mrs. Zhang spread out the red cloth carefully, and it turned out that there was a silver bracelet wrapped inside.The bracelet is not too exquisite, but it depicts a phoenix on it. If it is sold, it may really sell for a hundred and eighty taels of silver.
"Ms. Wang, this phoenix bracelet is quite old. It's a family treasure of that bad old man in my family. When I got married, it was given to me as a dowry. I don't have anything else to offer, so just take this silver bracelet as a dowry to Qiao." Zhang Shi smiled.
Mrs. Wang was stunned. She had seen the silver bracelet in Mrs. Zhang's hand.The first time was on the day of Mrs. Zhang's wedding 40 years ago, and Mrs. Zhang has not worn it since then, presumably because she cherishes it too much and is reluctant to wear it.
Now this is the second time, Wang Po never dreamed that Mrs. Zhang would give the silver bracelet to Yang Qiao as a dowry, which really shocked Wang Po.
Seeing that Wang Po didn't speak or raise her hand to take the silver bracelet, Zhang couldn't figure out what Wang Po was thinking, thinking that Wang Po didn't dare to take it, so she planned to go into the house and give it to Yang Qiao.
Mrs. Zhang was originally seven or eight years younger than Mrs. Wang, and her strength was also much stronger than Mrs. Wang. She pulled out Mrs. Wang who was in a daze, and directly took her three or four steps away. When Mrs. Wang reacted, Zhang Mrs. Already opened the door and walked into the house.
Mrs. Zhang walked through the kitchen with small steps. When Mrs. Wang rushed in, Mrs. Zhang had already stepped into the back room with one leg.
"Coincidental! Don't sleep, look what Zhang Niang brought you..."
Mrs. Zhang said cheerfully, but when she saw Yang Qiao and a strange boy lying side by side on the kang, the silver bracelet in her hand fell to the ground with a clang, and she screamed strangely in shock.
This strange cry was very ear-piercing, and woke up Yang Qiao who was sleeping soundly.Looking at Mrs. Zhang, I don't know what I thought of, and my face turned red.
"Ms. Zhang, why are you here so early?" Yang Qiao rubbed her sleepy eyes and sat up, asking Mrs. Zhang.
"Mrs. Zhang, no...it's not what you think, this young man...he..." Wang Po explained with a panicked face.
But the more she wanted to explain clearly, the redder Zhang's face became.
"Who is he? How did he happen to sleep on the same bed with him? What a sin, it's over! It's over."
Mrs. Zhang didn't seem to hear what Wang Po said at all, she didn't even pick up the silver bracelet on the ground, and slipped out, turned around and rushed out of the thatched cottage with small steps.
No one in the village knows better than Mrs. Wang what kind of person Zhang is.I saw Mrs. Wang raising her finger and pointing at the innocent-looking Yang Qiao on the kang. She stamped her feet angrily and scolded Yang Qiao: "Look, look. I said I wouldn't take him home, but you didn't obey me." "
As soon as she reprimanded her, Mrs. Zhang suddenly remembered Mrs. Zhang who had left, and hurriedly chased her out: "Ms. Zhang, it's not what you see. Come back and listen to me."
The door closed with a bang.Yang Qiao, who was sitting on the edge of the kang, blinked her clear black eyes, and then looked at Ye Feng after coming back to her senses.
I don’t know whether Yang Qiao didn’t expect how much impact this incident would have on her, or whether she felt that the pale-faced Ye Feng should eat something to replenish her health. Yang Qiao put on her shoes and walked out of the back room without chasing after Wang Po and Zhang. Shi, he dug out dozens of grains of rice from somewhere, lit a fire and boiled water to cook half a bowl of hot porridge.
"Big brother, I don't know where you came from, and Qiao'er's house doesn't have any delicious food. Mother secretly hid the rice in this half bowl of porridge. When the porridge cools down, I'll feed you to drink it." Yang Qiao stirred the porridge with a small spoon, and blew lightly from time to time, trying to let Ye Feng eat the porridge as quickly as possible.
But at this moment, the sound of chaotic footsteps came from the path behind the thatched cottage.
"Folks, how can I be the kind of person Zhang said? Besides, my daughter is getting married the day after tomorrow, and she is the handsome Huang Shaoxia of our village. How could I instigate my daughter to do such a shameful thing?"
"Big fella, it was me, Mrs. Zhang, who was wrong. I didn't ask clearly just now. Don't listen to my nonsense."
……
The footsteps and Wang Po's voice were getting closer and closer. Even if she didn't go out to look, Yang Qiao knew that it was her mother who had returned.And he didn't come back by himself, maybe Mrs. Zhang went outside to make a fuss, which attracted a lot of blind dates.
Yang Qiao understands Wang Po's temper, she doesn't worry about anything else, but these dozens of grains of rice are hidden by her mother, if she sees that she secretly cooked the rice and gave it to this strange boy, she will definitely take half of it. Bowl of porridge, maybe even scold her.
Without the slightest hesitation, Yang Qiao didn't care whether the porridge was cold or not. He quickly scooped up a spoonful, blew on it, opened Ye Feng's mouth and poured it in.
Although the porridge was poured into Ye Feng's mouth, Ye Feng didn't swallow it at all.Seeing the porridge flow out of Ye Feng's mouth, sweat broke out on Yang Qiao's anxious forehead.
"Come on! Let's all go to the hospital, that young man is still in a coma. The folks come in with me to see if Wang Po is right."
Footsteps sounded in the yard, and Yang Qiao panicked and became more and more frightened, she got up and quickly poured out the water, leaving only rice grains.
She wanted to find a place to hide the bowl, but after turning around three times, she couldn't find a good place, so she quickly scooped up dozens of grains of rice with a spoon and ate them in her mouth.
With rice grains in her mouth, Yang Qiao realized that she couldn't speak at all, so she slapped her forehead hard in anger.
"What should I do? My mother will ask me something later. How should I speak? I can't swallow the rice, right? Then what will he eat?"
Yang Qiao kept walking back and forth anxiously, when she saw Ye Feng's mouth was still slightly open, and heard the creaking sound of the door being opened, she bent down and fed rice to Ye Feng mouth to mouth. .
The sound of footsteps stopped at the door of the back room.
At this moment, looking at the two people talking to each other, Mrs. Wang, Mrs. Zhang, and the villagers who came in... were all dumbfounded.
cough cough!Still Qiaoer is amazing.
(End of this chapter)
Fuxian Village was originally small, and it happened that Yang Qiao was getting married again.It was just dawn, and the neighbor Mrs. Zhang entered the yard of Mrs. Wang's house early.
Mrs. Zhang is famous for being warm-hearted in the village, and anyone who has a big or small affair will be there.
Don't look at it like this, Zhang's popularity in the village is not very good, because she has a problem, she can't hide things from her mouth.Even if it's a trivial matter, if you see someone when you just leave someone's yard, you can tell what happened just now.
The mother-in-law Wang and her daughter have been neighbors with Mrs. Zhang for most of their lives. They have been listening to Ms. Zhang's nagging for ten years, and they have suffered a lot.
"Mrs. Wang, it's already dawn. Why don't you get up and start a fire? You want to starve Qiao'er?" Mrs. Zhang walked into the courtyard of Mrs. Wang's house and stood under the window and shouted.
No one in the thatched house answered, Mrs. Zhang let out a light sigh, walked to the door and knocked a few times.
Still no one answered in the room, Zhang pulled the door again and found that the latch was still stuck, Zhang felt something was wrong.
"Clang! Clang! Clang!"
Mrs. Zhang slammed the door hard three times, then came to the window and shouted: "Mrs. Wang, coincidence, what's the matter with your mother?"
There was still no one answering, Zhang shivers coldly, then turned around and left.
"Something happened, something must have happened. Let us know quickly, something must have happened to Mrs. Wang and Mrs. Wang." Mrs. Zhang walked slowly, although she was walking very fast even though she was over fifty years old, she was about to leave the small courtyard in a blink of an eye.
But at this moment, the door of Mrs. Wang's house opened with a creak. Mrs. Wang stepped out and quickly closed the door. She looked at Mrs. Zhang's back and shouted: "Ms. Zhang, what are you talking about so early in the morning?" ?”
"Hey! Are you okay, old woman? Why didn't you open the door just now? I was so scared that I thought something happened to your mother." Mrs. Zhang turned around and saw that Wang Po was safe and sound, but after a panicked expression, she walked out with small steps. walked back.
"What door to open? Coincidentally, she is going to get married the day after tomorrow, so let her have a good rest. We are all experienced, how can we do it if the bride in the bridal chamber is listless?"
Wang Po blocked the door on purpose, she was really afraid that Mrs. Zhang would open the door suddenly and walk in.It's nothing like usual, but now there is a strange boy lying on the kang.If Mrs. Zhang saw this, wouldn't the little Fuxian Village be blown up?It took less than a quarter of an hour for the small courtyard of her house to be filled with people, and every mouthful of saliva from one person could drown the two of them.
"Hey! This baby is also very pitiful. I remember that I was not weaned when I first came here, and now I am going to get married. I really don't feel like it." Something came out.
I saw Mrs. Zhang spread out the red cloth carefully, and it turned out that there was a silver bracelet wrapped inside.The bracelet is not too exquisite, but it depicts a phoenix on it. If it is sold, it may really sell for a hundred and eighty taels of silver.
"Ms. Wang, this phoenix bracelet is quite old. It's a family treasure of that bad old man in my family. When I got married, it was given to me as a dowry. I don't have anything else to offer, so just take this silver bracelet as a dowry to Qiao." Zhang Shi smiled.
Mrs. Wang was stunned. She had seen the silver bracelet in Mrs. Zhang's hand.The first time was on the day of Mrs. Zhang's wedding 40 years ago, and Mrs. Zhang has not worn it since then, presumably because she cherishes it too much and is reluctant to wear it.
Now this is the second time, Wang Po never dreamed that Mrs. Zhang would give the silver bracelet to Yang Qiao as a dowry, which really shocked Wang Po.
Seeing that Wang Po didn't speak or raise her hand to take the silver bracelet, Zhang couldn't figure out what Wang Po was thinking, thinking that Wang Po didn't dare to take it, so she planned to go into the house and give it to Yang Qiao.
Mrs. Zhang was originally seven or eight years younger than Mrs. Wang, and her strength was also much stronger than Mrs. Wang. She pulled out Mrs. Wang who was in a daze, and directly took her three or four steps away. When Mrs. Wang reacted, Zhang Mrs. Already opened the door and walked into the house.
Mrs. Zhang walked through the kitchen with small steps. When Mrs. Wang rushed in, Mrs. Zhang had already stepped into the back room with one leg.
"Coincidental! Don't sleep, look what Zhang Niang brought you..."
Mrs. Zhang said cheerfully, but when she saw Yang Qiao and a strange boy lying side by side on the kang, the silver bracelet in her hand fell to the ground with a clang, and she screamed strangely in shock.
This strange cry was very ear-piercing, and woke up Yang Qiao who was sleeping soundly.Looking at Mrs. Zhang, I don't know what I thought of, and my face turned red.
"Ms. Zhang, why are you here so early?" Yang Qiao rubbed her sleepy eyes and sat up, asking Mrs. Zhang.
"Mrs. Zhang, no...it's not what you think, this young man...he..." Wang Po explained with a panicked face.
But the more she wanted to explain clearly, the redder Zhang's face became.
"Who is he? How did he happen to sleep on the same bed with him? What a sin, it's over! It's over."
Mrs. Zhang didn't seem to hear what Wang Po said at all, she didn't even pick up the silver bracelet on the ground, and slipped out, turned around and rushed out of the thatched cottage with small steps.
No one in the village knows better than Mrs. Wang what kind of person Zhang is.I saw Mrs. Wang raising her finger and pointing at the innocent-looking Yang Qiao on the kang. She stamped her feet angrily and scolded Yang Qiao: "Look, look. I said I wouldn't take him home, but you didn't obey me." "
As soon as she reprimanded her, Mrs. Zhang suddenly remembered Mrs. Zhang who had left, and hurriedly chased her out: "Ms. Zhang, it's not what you see. Come back and listen to me."
The door closed with a bang.Yang Qiao, who was sitting on the edge of the kang, blinked her clear black eyes, and then looked at Ye Feng after coming back to her senses.
I don’t know whether Yang Qiao didn’t expect how much impact this incident would have on her, or whether she felt that the pale-faced Ye Feng should eat something to replenish her health. Yang Qiao put on her shoes and walked out of the back room without chasing after Wang Po and Zhang. Shi, he dug out dozens of grains of rice from somewhere, lit a fire and boiled water to cook half a bowl of hot porridge.
"Big brother, I don't know where you came from, and Qiao'er's house doesn't have any delicious food. Mother secretly hid the rice in this half bowl of porridge. When the porridge cools down, I'll feed you to drink it." Yang Qiao stirred the porridge with a small spoon, and blew lightly from time to time, trying to let Ye Feng eat the porridge as quickly as possible.
But at this moment, the sound of chaotic footsteps came from the path behind the thatched cottage.
"Folks, how can I be the kind of person Zhang said? Besides, my daughter is getting married the day after tomorrow, and she is the handsome Huang Shaoxia of our village. How could I instigate my daughter to do such a shameful thing?"
"Big fella, it was me, Mrs. Zhang, who was wrong. I didn't ask clearly just now. Don't listen to my nonsense."
……
The footsteps and Wang Po's voice were getting closer and closer. Even if she didn't go out to look, Yang Qiao knew that it was her mother who had returned.And he didn't come back by himself, maybe Mrs. Zhang went outside to make a fuss, which attracted a lot of blind dates.
Yang Qiao understands Wang Po's temper, she doesn't worry about anything else, but these dozens of grains of rice are hidden by her mother, if she sees that she secretly cooked the rice and gave it to this strange boy, she will definitely take half of it. Bowl of porridge, maybe even scold her.
Without the slightest hesitation, Yang Qiao didn't care whether the porridge was cold or not. He quickly scooped up a spoonful, blew on it, opened Ye Feng's mouth and poured it in.
Although the porridge was poured into Ye Feng's mouth, Ye Feng didn't swallow it at all.Seeing the porridge flow out of Ye Feng's mouth, sweat broke out on Yang Qiao's anxious forehead.
"Come on! Let's all go to the hospital, that young man is still in a coma. The folks come in with me to see if Wang Po is right."
Footsteps sounded in the yard, and Yang Qiao panicked and became more and more frightened, she got up and quickly poured out the water, leaving only rice grains.
She wanted to find a place to hide the bowl, but after turning around three times, she couldn't find a good place, so she quickly scooped up dozens of grains of rice with a spoon and ate them in her mouth.
With rice grains in her mouth, Yang Qiao realized that she couldn't speak at all, so she slapped her forehead hard in anger.
"What should I do? My mother will ask me something later. How should I speak? I can't swallow the rice, right? Then what will he eat?"
Yang Qiao kept walking back and forth anxiously, when she saw Ye Feng's mouth was still slightly open, and heard the creaking sound of the door being opened, she bent down and fed rice to Ye Feng mouth to mouth. .
The sound of footsteps stopped at the door of the back room.
At this moment, looking at the two people talking to each other, Mrs. Wang, Mrs. Zhang, and the villagers who came in... were all dumbfounded.
cough cough!Still Qiaoer is amazing.
(End of this chapter)
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