All-Professional Trainer
Chapter 340
Chapter 340
"What's wrong?" The little fat man answered the phone.
"Little San! Are you in the bedroom?" Ma Cheng asked.
"Don't call me Xiaosan, I've asked before, people's dormitories don't arrange such things." The little fat man said angrily.
"Let's talk about this when we have time. If we are in the dormitory, we will wait there. If we are not, we will return to the dormitory within an hour." Ma Cheng said.
"Why?" asked the little fat man.
Ma Cheng said excitedly: "Good thing, great thing. Chen Boming, the chairman of the student union, just called me and said he wanted to come to our dormitory at four o'clock to sit down and ask if we are in the dormitory. I have already informed the second and fourth boys."
"What a good thing." The little fat man curled his lips.
"What do you know?" Ma Cheng snorted, "Chen Boming is the most popular person in our school. It is said that he is also the one with the highest probability of being selected as a celebrity introduction in the "School Chronicle" among the students in recent years."
"What is a celebrity introduction?" The little fat man was confused.
"It's about the well-known celebrities in the society that our school has produced." Ma Cheng explained.
"What does that have to do with us?" The little fat man sneered: "Could it be possible that you still want an autograph?"
"Take a photo! He'll be awesome after graduation, and we've also taken photos with celebrities." Ma Cheng reminded: "Besides, if you can hug your thighs and get in touch with him, at least you won't have to worry about finding him in the future." Let's work?"
The little fat man said indifferently, "I'm not interested. I'll go to the library at four o'clock."
"No, if you're not here, wouldn't that embarrass Chen Boming and discredit our dormitory! Even the second child who doesn't ask for Chen Boming has agreed to come over." Ma Cheng said anxiously.
"Okay! I'll stay in the dormitory and wait."
The little fat man had no choice but to ask Chen Boming for anything!Teacher Li's status as a student already means that he has hugged a thick and fat golden thigh. There is no need to hug other people's thighs. Being hugged as a golden thigh is enough.
"That's right, I'm on my way back, that's it." Ma Cheng hung up the phone.
The little fat man threw the phone aside, took a bite of the big duck leg, and put Chen Boming behind him, continuing to think about his goal.
To be excited, to be excited, but also to allow yourself to work hard to complete the goal.
For the little fat man who has always had no ambitions, it is really difficult to think about it.
But if he didn't want to come out, he always felt empty in his heart, and he couldn't get any energy out of him.
Just as he was lost in thought, Yang Hong came back with a bouquet of flowers, his head drooping.
"Failed again?" The little fat man couldn't help asking curiously.
"Don't mention it, that guy Xie Ning's idea is useless." Yang Hong said helplessly.
"You have to be like him, wear a brand-name outfit, and then ask people to eat at a roadside stall. Maybe it will work." The little fat man became happy.
Yang Hong is more than a month younger than him, but he is the most enthusiastic person in this dormitory to find a girlfriend.Unfortunately, repeated attempts have failed.
On Thursday night, Xie Ning gave him an idea.That is to arouse girls' curiosity. Once a girl has curiosity about someone, it will be easy to deal with later.
On this point, the little fat man deeply agrees.Ye Lan chased him out of confusion at first, and finally became his girlfriend out of confusion, out of curiosity and a desperate need to save face.
Then, Xie Ning gave Yang Hong an example of chasing girls in the past—going the opposite way, standing aside in western restaurants, big hotels, etc., and inviting girls to eat at roadside stalls.
Yang Hong has been trying this method for the past two days, but the results all ended in failure.
"Envy, envy, hate..." Yang Hong sighed heavily.
"No way, reincarnation is a technical job." The little fat man joked.
"I am jealous of you..." Yang Hong said angrily: "In terms of family conditions, we are almost the same. In terms of looks, I am better than you by three ways. In terms of eloquence, even if I can't be called eloquent, I am still better than you. A little bit. Tell me, why do you have a goddess chasing after you, but it’s so difficult for me to just chase someone with good looks?”
"Connotation and temperament!" The little fat man said calmly.
"You have a fart connotation and temperament, you know how to eat, eat, sleep and sleep all day long, and you read books a little longer than the few of us, but I haven't seen you say any well-informed truths." Yang Hong dismissive.
"Only people with high vision can see it." The little fat man didn't care, he asked Ye Lan this question.The answer I got was that I was a little apprehensive and regretted that I was too impulsive at the beginning, but I gradually lost this idea.
Because, she thinks that the little fat man is very connotative and has a very special temperament.
If you want to ask what is the connotation, what is the temperament, Ye Lan can't tell.
The little fat man thinks that he has connotation and temperament. After all, he has been nurtured by a group of bully classmates for so long, and the senior brothers of the 'gardening training class' have also developed some eyesight. It can be seen that Ye Lan treats him well. Feelings are true or false.
Yang Hong said sourly: "It is estimated that high school girls are easy to cheat. If I knew this, I should have chased after a girlfriend in high school."
"Stand on the roof during thunderstorms, maybe you will be struck by lightning until you were in high school." The little fat man joked.
Yang Hong rolled his eyes and went to find a bottle to raise the flowers.If you can stick to it until next week and it doesn't get ridiculous, you can continue to use it.
Not long after, Xie Ning came back with two roast ducks and a few bottles of beer: "It's hot, hurry up!"
The little fat man and Yang Hong suddenly regained their spirits and immediately surrounded him.
Picking up a bottle of beer, Yang Hong hesitated: "Ma Cheng said that the chairman of the student union is coming, so it's not good for us to drink?"
The little fat man didn't have any worries, so he got a duck leg first and took a big bite.Picking up a bottle of beer, he bit off the cap very coolly.
"There are not a few bottles in total, it's okay. Besides, we didn't invite him over, so I don't know why Ma Cheng is so excited." Xie Ning shook his head: "If you really don't want to get along in the future, at worst, just be my little brother. , there’s nothing strange about it.”
Yang Hong smiled and said, "Your thigh is thicker than others."
Xie Ning couldn't help snorting: "30 years in Hedong and 30 years in Hexi, who can say what will happen in the future. Don't look at him now, maybe he won't be as good as me in the future! Just say this to you, in the future you If you really can’t get along, I’ll offer you an annual salary of 100 million yuan to clean the toilet for me full-time.”
"30 years in Hedong and 30 years in Hexi, I should be the one who said this to Fatty, right? You are rich and handsome, and you are not qualified to say such things." Yang Hong reminded.
The little fat man then added: "People like you are used to slap your face in novels."
Yang Hong nodded repeatedly.
Xie Ning was speechless.
The three of them had just finished cooking the two roast ducks when Ma Cheng opened the door excitedly carrying a large bag of snacks and drinks.
(End of this chapter)
"What's wrong?" The little fat man answered the phone.
"Little San! Are you in the bedroom?" Ma Cheng asked.
"Don't call me Xiaosan, I've asked before, people's dormitories don't arrange such things." The little fat man said angrily.
"Let's talk about this when we have time. If we are in the dormitory, we will wait there. If we are not, we will return to the dormitory within an hour." Ma Cheng said.
"Why?" asked the little fat man.
Ma Cheng said excitedly: "Good thing, great thing. Chen Boming, the chairman of the student union, just called me and said he wanted to come to our dormitory at four o'clock to sit down and ask if we are in the dormitory. I have already informed the second and fourth boys."
"What a good thing." The little fat man curled his lips.
"What do you know?" Ma Cheng snorted, "Chen Boming is the most popular person in our school. It is said that he is also the one with the highest probability of being selected as a celebrity introduction in the "School Chronicle" among the students in recent years."
"What is a celebrity introduction?" The little fat man was confused.
"It's about the well-known celebrities in the society that our school has produced." Ma Cheng explained.
"What does that have to do with us?" The little fat man sneered: "Could it be possible that you still want an autograph?"
"Take a photo! He'll be awesome after graduation, and we've also taken photos with celebrities." Ma Cheng reminded: "Besides, if you can hug your thighs and get in touch with him, at least you won't have to worry about finding him in the future." Let's work?"
The little fat man said indifferently, "I'm not interested. I'll go to the library at four o'clock."
"No, if you're not here, wouldn't that embarrass Chen Boming and discredit our dormitory! Even the second child who doesn't ask for Chen Boming has agreed to come over." Ma Cheng said anxiously.
"Okay! I'll stay in the dormitory and wait."
The little fat man had no choice but to ask Chen Boming for anything!Teacher Li's status as a student already means that he has hugged a thick and fat golden thigh. There is no need to hug other people's thighs. Being hugged as a golden thigh is enough.
"That's right, I'm on my way back, that's it." Ma Cheng hung up the phone.
The little fat man threw the phone aside, took a bite of the big duck leg, and put Chen Boming behind him, continuing to think about his goal.
To be excited, to be excited, but also to allow yourself to work hard to complete the goal.
For the little fat man who has always had no ambitions, it is really difficult to think about it.
But if he didn't want to come out, he always felt empty in his heart, and he couldn't get any energy out of him.
Just as he was lost in thought, Yang Hong came back with a bouquet of flowers, his head drooping.
"Failed again?" The little fat man couldn't help asking curiously.
"Don't mention it, that guy Xie Ning's idea is useless." Yang Hong said helplessly.
"You have to be like him, wear a brand-name outfit, and then ask people to eat at a roadside stall. Maybe it will work." The little fat man became happy.
Yang Hong is more than a month younger than him, but he is the most enthusiastic person in this dormitory to find a girlfriend.Unfortunately, repeated attempts have failed.
On Thursday night, Xie Ning gave him an idea.That is to arouse girls' curiosity. Once a girl has curiosity about someone, it will be easy to deal with later.
On this point, the little fat man deeply agrees.Ye Lan chased him out of confusion at first, and finally became his girlfriend out of confusion, out of curiosity and a desperate need to save face.
Then, Xie Ning gave Yang Hong an example of chasing girls in the past—going the opposite way, standing aside in western restaurants, big hotels, etc., and inviting girls to eat at roadside stalls.
Yang Hong has been trying this method for the past two days, but the results all ended in failure.
"Envy, envy, hate..." Yang Hong sighed heavily.
"No way, reincarnation is a technical job." The little fat man joked.
"I am jealous of you..." Yang Hong said angrily: "In terms of family conditions, we are almost the same. In terms of looks, I am better than you by three ways. In terms of eloquence, even if I can't be called eloquent, I am still better than you. A little bit. Tell me, why do you have a goddess chasing after you, but it’s so difficult for me to just chase someone with good looks?”
"Connotation and temperament!" The little fat man said calmly.
"You have a fart connotation and temperament, you know how to eat, eat, sleep and sleep all day long, and you read books a little longer than the few of us, but I haven't seen you say any well-informed truths." Yang Hong dismissive.
"Only people with high vision can see it." The little fat man didn't care, he asked Ye Lan this question.The answer I got was that I was a little apprehensive and regretted that I was too impulsive at the beginning, but I gradually lost this idea.
Because, she thinks that the little fat man is very connotative and has a very special temperament.
If you want to ask what is the connotation, what is the temperament, Ye Lan can't tell.
The little fat man thinks that he has connotation and temperament. After all, he has been nurtured by a group of bully classmates for so long, and the senior brothers of the 'gardening training class' have also developed some eyesight. It can be seen that Ye Lan treats him well. Feelings are true or false.
Yang Hong said sourly: "It is estimated that high school girls are easy to cheat. If I knew this, I should have chased after a girlfriend in high school."
"Stand on the roof during thunderstorms, maybe you will be struck by lightning until you were in high school." The little fat man joked.
Yang Hong rolled his eyes and went to find a bottle to raise the flowers.If you can stick to it until next week and it doesn't get ridiculous, you can continue to use it.
Not long after, Xie Ning came back with two roast ducks and a few bottles of beer: "It's hot, hurry up!"
The little fat man and Yang Hong suddenly regained their spirits and immediately surrounded him.
Picking up a bottle of beer, Yang Hong hesitated: "Ma Cheng said that the chairman of the student union is coming, so it's not good for us to drink?"
The little fat man didn't have any worries, so he got a duck leg first and took a big bite.Picking up a bottle of beer, he bit off the cap very coolly.
"There are not a few bottles in total, it's okay. Besides, we didn't invite him over, so I don't know why Ma Cheng is so excited." Xie Ning shook his head: "If you really don't want to get along in the future, at worst, just be my little brother. , there’s nothing strange about it.”
Yang Hong smiled and said, "Your thigh is thicker than others."
Xie Ning couldn't help snorting: "30 years in Hedong and 30 years in Hexi, who can say what will happen in the future. Don't look at him now, maybe he won't be as good as me in the future! Just say this to you, in the future you If you really can’t get along, I’ll offer you an annual salary of 100 million yuan to clean the toilet for me full-time.”
"30 years in Hedong and 30 years in Hexi, I should be the one who said this to Fatty, right? You are rich and handsome, and you are not qualified to say such things." Yang Hong reminded.
The little fat man then added: "People like you are used to slap your face in novels."
Yang Hong nodded repeatedly.
Xie Ning was speechless.
The three of them had just finished cooking the two roast ducks when Ma Cheng opened the door excitedly carrying a large bag of snacks and drinks.
(End of this chapter)
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