Konoha Shenwu

Chapter 59 Jiraiya's Manuscript
Although Jiraiya is lustful, he has never done anything extraordinary, except of course peeping.Change it to an easy-to-understand statement.When Jiraiya was five to 15 years old, people called him a lecherous kid, when he was twelve to 25 years old, people called him a lecherous young man, when he was 25 to 45 years old, people called him a lecherous uncle, and after that , he became a lecherous old man.

And ever since he came into contact with art, he has been going forward bravely on the road of voyeurism, without complaint or regret. If he could choose to die, he would definitely choose to drown in the women's bathhouse.Of course, he almost died at the entrance of the women's bathhouse. He was caught by Tsunade when he was peeping at Tsunade. That time he broke six ribs, his hands were broken, his internal organs were broken in many places, and half of his foot stepped into the gate of hell. Tsunade gave him first aid treatment, and it is estimated that there will be no later heroes.

"I said Jiraiya, you are not too young, can you stop doing such boring things like peeping. I didn't find anything good-looking in the women's bathhouse." Tsunade said with a bit of hatred.

interesting!While making ramen, the hand-slapping uncle pricked up his ears to listen to the conversation between Tsunade and Jiraiya, and his eyes revealed a gleam of wisdom.

Interesting! All the male noodle eaters on the side answered Tsunade's question silently in their hearts.

Even vaguely, Yinshi seemed to hear all the Konoha men answering the question of whether voyeurism is interesting or not in unison.At this moment of Konoha, it seems that all the men have united the front.Except for Danzo of course, after all, the only person that Danzo loves deeply in his heart is Hiruzaru Sarutobi, and there is no second figure in his heart.

"Tsunade, who is that brat next to you?" Jilai also thought of Yinshi's eyes that he had inadvertently bumped into him just now, and he also knew that this brat was also of the same kind and was even more outstanding than when he was young. After all, Apart from playing the tricks of the ninja game, how could a kid at this age know the beauty of women.And with such a dangerous kid like Gintoki placed beside Tsunade, Tsunade was in danger.

"Ah, you said Gintoki, that is the son of the slug Shinichi and Chiyoko who used to follow your ass. He graduated from ninja school some time ago. Because he didn't catch up with the class, Sandai let me be his for the time being. Guide jonin." Tsunade said casually.

"It turned out to be Shinichi's child. I didn't expect Shinichi's son to be so old." Jiraiya was quite emotional when he knew that Yinshi was Shinichi's son.

"Jiraiya, you are too old, you don't think about starting a family, but you do boring things all day long..." Tsunade started to teach mode, usually in the village Tsunade basically has no friends, especially what happened to Bai Fang a while ago As a result, Jiraiya left the village to go out to relax, which made Tsunade one less person to talk.

And Jiraiya didn't refute, but watched Tsunade keep talking, and Gintoki who was on the side saw this scene, as if he saw a dog licking his face in front of his goddess, no matter what you said, I would favorite expression.

"Hey, Jiraiya, why aren't you talking, and what are you looking at?" Tsunade said for a while, his mouth was dry and he found that Jiraiya next to him didn't respond at all, and when he turned his head, he saw that Jiraiya was also there look at yourself.

"I'm looking at you." Jiraiya suddenly said such a sentence by accident.

"Oops." Jilai, who realized that he had just said something wrong, just had this thought in his mind, when he saw a small fist flying towards his face.

Boom, Jiraiya flew out of Yile Ramen Restaurant again.

"Jiraiya, the bastard, what nonsense are you talking about." Tsunade clenched his fists with a blushing face, and kept muttering words like bastard, idiot with no way out, shame to death and so on.

"Hey, you didn't hear anything, did you?" Tsunade remembered that Gintoki was sitting next to him, and this kid must have heard everything he said, thinking whether he should destroy this kid's body disappear.

Looking at Tsunade's murderous look and his increasingly dangerous eyes, Gintoki didn't care to wipe off the noodles that spewed out of his nostrils just because he saw Jiraiya was blown away, and said quickly, "I don't have anything. Hear, if I hear something, I'll be single for the rest of my life."

Seeing Gintoki doing so well, Tsunade patted Gintoki on the shoulder in satisfaction, then wiped off the noodles hanging on Gintoki's nostrils with his hands, squeezed Gintoki's face and turned towards the outside of the shop go.Followed by Tsunade's back, it was.

"Boss, for all the losses, the money is directly from the white hair lying outside, and there is silver time, I will see if Ziraiya is dead later, if you are not dead, if you are willing, you can help send it to Konoha Hospital .”

Hearing Tsunade's words, Gintoki nodded quickly, as for Teta, he had already run over to comfort the iris who was frightened and crying by the scene just now.

After Tsunade left, Gintoki was so frightened that he didn't even dare to eat ramen. He ran to Jiraiya's side and first breathed carefully with his fingers. Luckily, there was still breathing, which meant he was still alive.Then he carefully searched for the wallet from Jiraiya's body.

"Hey, what is this." Just when Yinshi was looking through his wallet, he unexpectedly found a stack of papers filled with densely packed words on Jiraiya's chest, and the first page of the paper was still written with the first draft.

"Could this be the manuscript of "Intimate Paradise"?" Looking at the manuscript paper in his hand, Yinshi thought to himself.Without thinking about it, Yin Shi directly put the manuscript in his arms, intending to read it carefully, and return it to him after Ji Laiya woke up.He took out his wallet and paid for the noodles of Ichiraku Ramen, and there was still a loss. When Gintoki came out of Ichiramen, he saw a man and a woman standing beside Jiraiya.

"Minato, why do you think Mr. Jiraiya is lying here?" Kushina, who was squatting on the ground, poked Jiraiya curiously with a branch he picked up from nowhere.

"Kushina, you can't be so rude. Let's send Jiraiya-sensei home first." Namikaze Minato said, but he didn't mean to stop him at all, but looked at Uzumaki Kushina dotingly. .

"Wait." After recognizing the two people standing next to Jiraiya, Gintoki spoke hastily.

"Yo, it's Gintoki, what's the matter?" Hearing someone call Namikaze Minato to turn around, he saw Gintoki coming from Ichiraku Ramen Restaurant.

"Uh, that... Master Jiraiya was beaten unconscious by Master Tsunade, and Master Tsunade asked me to send Master Jiraiya to the hospital." Gintoki tried his best to explain the cause and effect of the matter to the two of them concisely, of course Gintoki did not dare to say why Jiraiya was beaten for peeking at Tsunade.It is still very important when it is about your own life.

"Haha~" Hearing that Mr. Jiraiya was being beaten, Minato could only scratch his head in embarrassment. It was his master who was beaten, but his uncle.

"Minato, stay away from Mr. Jiraiya from now on, or I'm afraid you will be led astray. And Yinshi, you should stay away from Mr. Jiraiya from now on." Along the way, Kushina looked at Mr. Namikaze Minato kept talking.While Yinshi was listening to it, he felt a little headache.

After the doctor's diagnosis in Konoha Hospital, Zilai didn't have any serious problems, but passed out, and he will be fine when he wakes up.

"Where's my manuscript!" When Jiraiya woke up, Yinshi saw that Jiraiya didn't care about his injury but touched his chest subconsciously, and when he found that his manuscript was gone, there was a burst of ghostly crying and wolf howling .

"Wulu Sai, Teacher Jiraiya is in a ward, can you keep quiet." But what Kushina said didn't quiet Jiraiya, on the contrary, he screamed even worse.

"My manuscript! That bastard stole it! Yaoshou! My so many years of collecting stories from various places are gone." Zi Lai Ye sadly kept patting the quilt on the hospital bed.

Seeing Ji Laiya like this, Yin Shi held the manuscript tightly in his arms. If Zi Lai also knew that he had taken the manuscript, it would probably be a tragedy for him.

"Minato, I'll go back first, you can solve it." Kushina, who couldn't stand the noise from Raiya, fled the battlefield after leaving a sentence, leaving Namakaze Minato and Gintoki facing the noise from Raiya attack.

(End of this chapter)