PlayerUnknown's Battlegrounds Almighty God of War

Chapter 340 Brother Xiaojian Please Let Me Go [Second Update]

But maybe even he didn't expect that his son could actually seduce the little girl at work, and even take her to have sex and become your girlfriend?I'm afraid you didn't wake up...

"Hurry up, kick this pig woman, I want to pull people!"

The bloated kid shouted impatiently, because he found that the 'pig woman' was still in the team and hadn't been kicked out.

"Kid, do you know?"

"what do you know?"

"I'm the captain!"

At this moment, Little Lazy suddenly felt the pleasure of turning over as a slave to be the master.

Kick me out of the team?I am the captain!I'm afraid you didn't wake up!
The kid stopped talking immediately after hearing this.

He probably forgot to read it when he came in!

I only heard from his father that today he met a master in playing games, and playing with him can get a lot of points.

Then he came.

And he also happily wants to play with Xiaomei.

It is conceivable that if he can take Xiaomei to eat chicken, then Xiaomei will be his girlfriend when he goes to school tomorrow.

This primary school student who just entered the team obviously has a strong desire to survive.

"Big sister, big sister, I didn't do it on purpose, alas, you know, it's not easy to chase after a Yonago these days, and now I'm so close to the door, a pair of shocking love is about to be born Already!"

"Haven't you heard the story that it is better to demolish ten temples than destroy one marriage?

Between me and Meimei, this kind of pure love is simply too rare.

But big sister, since you are the captain, you must not be kicked out, otherwise... Dad, why don't you get out?
You're watching us play, isn't it good?

You are already in your thirties, can you be a little familiar? "

The slightly immature childish voice shifted its target and started firing at his father.

That super-powerful little brother obviously couldn't leave the team.

If he leaves, who will take him to eat chicken?
There is also Gu Yufei, she is the captain, she must not go out, otherwise how will the team lead?
That being the case, I can only think of a way on other people, and it is the only way and goal, his dad!
That's right, shouldn't Dad make a contribution to support his son's love at this time?
"Dad, why don't you go out? I'll bring Xiaomei in later..."

"Get out! How old are you and start dating like others? Are you itchy?"

"Dad, you once told me that education should be started from childhood, and feelings should be cultivated from an early age. Am I obedient and obeying what you said to me at that time?" 'Quiet Life 11': "...I When did you say those words?"

"It was the time you were drunk last time, when you were bragging with Uncle Liu, I overheard you." The immature childish voice replied simply.

Quiet Life 11: "..."

Children nowadays are really difficult to take care of. The son of Quiet Life 11 is only in the third grade this year, and he is only nine years old.

But know more than anyone else.

Just the 'Xiaomei' in his mouth.

Since the last grade, this kid has been eyeing him.

And kept clamoring to marry that little girl back home.

Even though two years have passed now, he is still a nine-year-old boy in the third grade.

But I never forget about it, it's amazing!
"Dad, for your son's love and happiness, will you fulfill me?"

The immature childish voice, like a playwright possessing a body, has already brought a crying tone when speaking.

At this level, I can almost become an actor.

And I will add a play to myself.

Su Chen didn't speak just now, but he kept opening the chicken treasure box in his mind.

【Ding!Congratulations to the host for getting a 'No Grudge Card'! 】

【Ding!Congratulations to the host for getting 8000 money! 】

[Get ready, or I'll kick you out. 】

Xiaolanlan said in the team.

【Ah, wait a minute!I'll continue to do my dad's work, I know my dad has always understood righteousness, he will never see his own flesh and blood lose a love that is so easy to get! 】

"My Cao! This kid is a bit ruthless! If his father refuses to let him, doesn't that mean that he is not his own?"

"Terrible. Fortunately, my son is relatively stupid and doesn't have so many tricks. Otherwise, with my brain, how can I be his opponent?"

"Hahaha I laughed to death upstairs. Your son is stupid. This is a profound genetic problem. The reason why he is stupid is because you are stupid. So you can rest assured that your son will never be Your opponent, although you are not smart, but your son is stupid than you..."

……

There is a clever, high-IQ child who can't afford to be hurt. Obviously, this old man of 'Quiet Life 11' is a bit too much for his son.

He voluntarily withdrew from the team.

That immature childish voice hastily invited his little sister to join the team.

"Little sister, Xiaomei, can you hear me?"

"Yeah! I can hear Brother Xiaojian."

"Well, it's good if you can hear me! I took you to eat chicken today, and I agreed that you will be my girlfriend." The immature child voice named 'Xiaojian' said in the team.

"Ah, Xiaomei is still young and can't fall in love with others. Brother Xiaojian please let me go."

"It's okay, I can raise you first, and then I will be my girlfriend when you grow up."

"But what if Xiaomei grows up and has someone she likes?"

"It's okay, I can wait, and tell me when you don't like him."

"Oh, brother Jian, you are so kind."

"Average, as long as you are satisfied."

Su Chen: "..."

Little Lazy: "..."

The water friends in the live broadcast room almost listened to the process of "Xiao Jian"'s flirting with girls and the little girl's reply.

"I feel like I'm getting old..."

"Me too……"

"It's so frightening. They always say that adults' time is really complicated, and it's not as simple and innocent as a child's world."

"But now I feel... I am almost a sledgehammer! The world of children is innocent and innocent? I am too simple to become a sand sculpture, right? Isn't this a conversation between a scumbag and a green tea princess!
A pair of children who were only eight or nine years old brought a great shock to this group of people. Perhaps... their life has been in a hurry for decades, and their life is really too simple.

Completely failed to feel the complexity of this society.

"...Talent! How old is this? One knows how to raise fish in his own pond, and the other knows how to save a spare tire. Unfortunately, I don't have a girlfriend yet!"

Little Lazy: [Well, can you two prepare it?We're about to start the game. 】

Little Lazy finally couldn't help interrupting the conversation between the two children, it was really meaningful.

Let little lazy have doubts about this society, I... am I really eighteen?Why do I feel that I am not even as good as an eight or nine-year-old child?

Little lazy soul was tortured, she was too hard!

　Today's last update, I will report to you all.

　　This month's update is 334 updates, and today's update is the second update. As of the 22th, 312 updates have been updated, and there are still [-] updates.

　　Don't look at me like that... It's only been one-sixth of this month, it's been so long since the tenth watch of Xiaoxian, don't you guys still believe in Xiaoxian's strength?Recently, the health and various reasons are really bad. I hope that all book friends will understand, Xiaoxian will adjust the status as soon as possible and make up for the update. There will be two updates today.

　　
　
(End of this chapter)