PlayerUnknown's Battlegrounds Almighty God of War
Chapter 233 Hey, I, Little Lazy, Come Take It! 【Part 1】
Chapter 233 Hey, I, Little Lazy, Come Take It! 【First update】
"I'm so hard!"
Chicken ass!It's chicken ass again!
Su Chen is going crazy, is it his technical problem?
Obviously not!
However, in his solo four-platoon, he faced a four-person team anytime and anywhere.
Su Chen was surrounded by another team just now.
The four of them turned their faces to Su Chen at the same time.
Su Chen held the AKM, and although he was very good at mowing down the two opponents, in the end the hero could not stand up to the wolves, and was beaten and killed on the spot!
In two days, Su Chen boasted that he had killed countless people, but the total number of chicken farms was only twelve. There was still four-fifths of the way to the [-] chicken farms.
Every time I ate chicken, I didn't eat the chicken treasure box. With that feeling, Su Chen almost wanted to cry without tears.
But it can't be said that it is a loss or a gain.
After all, in most cases, eating the chicken treasure box is just to burst out some money.
As for the probability of game skills and real-life items appearing, it is still too small.
Su Chen didn't have any extravagant expectations. He could get these good things every time he opened the treasure chest.
But now I can't get the chicken treasure box, but it makes people feel itchy.
I always feel that I have lost something good. I got a treasure box, but in the end I couldn’t get any good things out. Maybe I will be a little disappointed in my heart.
But if you don't even get the treasure chest.
But I always feel that what good things can be opened in the treasure chest!
It was this strange psychology that made Su Chen worry about gains and losses.
Recently, I have been missing out again and again. At the last moment, I couldn't eat the chicken, but I only ate a chicken butt. This is really annoying.
"Jingle Bell……"
The urgent phone rang.
As for why Su Chen's phone doesn't have a song ringtone set...
It's really because I can't listen to it.
Su Chen was a bit unable to complain about the singers in this world.
Speaking of that level, it is simply not comparable to the street-fighting singers in the previous life!
It's not that there is a problem with their singing or voice.
But the lyrics are weak!The tune is okay.
But this world seems to be unable to find a qualified lyricist.
At least Su Chen didn't find those classic golden songs that he was familiar with in his previous life on the Internet.
Occasionally there are a few songs that feel a bit similar to the tune.
But when he heard the lyrics, it turned out to be the opposite, which made Su Chen feel unspeakably awkward.
"Hey, who is it? Who are you looking for?" Su Chen said into the phone while finishing the game.
"Me, little lazy, my best friend and I have arrived in Shanghai!"
"Uh-huh?"
Su Chen hummed first, for the offline competition, as a team member, a little lazy and they must be coming to Shanghai.
But Su Chen didn't expect that they would arrive early, wouldn't this add to the chaos.
"You came here right away, why are you calling me? It's not time for the game, so you can find a place to live by yourself, and you can go after the official arrangement. That's it, I'm going to play games."
After Su Chen finished speaking, he hung up the phone directly.
This made the smile on the face of the little lazy girl on the other end, who was fully expecting Su Chen to come to pick them up, suddenly solidify.
"Beep beep..."
The busy tone on the phone reminded Xiao Lanlan again and again that Su Chen had already hung up the phone.
"Lazian, when will he come to pick us up? I didn't expect it to be so hot in the Magic City. Oops, I forgot to put on sunscreen. I don't know if I will get tanned..." Jingjing was wearing sunglasses on the side. Looking at the rising and falling planes in the distance.
At the moment, the two of them are stranded at the airport because they didn't book any hotels and pick-up vehicles.
As the captain of the team, Su Chen was in the magical city. I thought that if he just called Su Chen, Su Chen would definitely come to pick them up without saying a word.
But who knew it would be such a scene, this!Who can stand it!
"Wait a minute, I didn't tell him the location just now. After all, there are so many airports in Shanghai, what if he went to the wrong place?" A little lazy and embarrassed.
But then he gritted his teeth and called Su Chen for the second time.
"Su Chen! Don't hang up on my phone, do you hear me!"
"Well, you said."
Now Su Chen is a Buddha.
The game just now is over, but unfortunately, there is still no chicken.
But Su Chen felt that it wasn't his fault, it was because he answered a phone call from Xiaolanlan just now that caused him to perform abnormally.
Well, it’s all Xiao Lalan’s fault. If it weren’t for her calling, I would have been a loser!
"Come and pick me up right now, right now, right now! I'm..."
"Beep beep..."
A little lazy biting silver teeth, hang up on me!
twice!
God!
Are you going to heaven?
"Beep... say something quickly and fart quickly. If you talk to me in that tone again, I'm still hanging up on you!"
After Su Chen answered the phone, he gave him a vaccination first.
Now a little lazy dare not.
Su Chen is really too upright, the kind that does what he says, even a little Lanlan doesn't dare to find it boring.
His attitude suddenly softened.
"Brother Su Chen, I'm Xiaolanlan. Now Xiaolanlan and her little friend are abandoned at the airport. Would you like to come and pick him up? Woohoo, he is also a member of your team anyway, can't you Let's sleep on the streets."
A little lazy started to take the route of acting cute and coquettish.
It was also said that Xiaolanlan, who doesn't use the voice of a sand sculpture, acts like a cute girl when she acts like a baby.
But Su Chen... felt goosebumps all over his body.
"Enough is enough, which airport? Location, make it clear, I'll be there later..."
Originally, Su Chen planned to drive there.
But suddenly Su Chen stopped. Is it too far to drive to the "Qingming Festival Along the River" community?
And it's a new car, what if Xiaolanlan gets carsick and throws up his car?
Well, if you can’t drive to pick it up, just take a taxi. It’s about a dozen kilometers from here to the airport.
……
"Fuck, this driver is too black-hearted, isn't he? It's less than [-] kilometers, and I want [-]? Why don't you go to heaven?"
After taking a taxi, Su Chen regretted it.
Because after arriving at the destination, this guy actually opened his mouth for eighty.
Are taxis not metered?
But Su Chen was in a hurry to pick him up, so he didn't bother with him.
When Su Chen arrived at the airport, he talked to Xiao Lanlan again.
Turning to the left and looking again, after another ten minutes, Su Chen saw Xiao Lanlan and her best friend 'Jingjing'.
"Hello, is it a little lazy?"
Su Chen took the phone and walked behind a little Lanlan and Jingjing.
The two of them were looking in the other direction with confused expressions, waiting for Su Chen.
The co-authors are two road idiots who have no sense of direction?
"Ok?"
Thanks to book friends: Dulu, Yibulun-H, Vanke Holiday and other book friends for their rewards, talk about the update, two chapters were updated before midnight, as much as you say, and the rest will be updated in the early morning today, a total of Eight chapters.Today is a new day, so the update will start from the first update. If there is no accident, today is chapter [-]. If it is not enough, don't hit me...
(End of this chapter)
"I'm so hard!"
Chicken ass!It's chicken ass again!
Su Chen is going crazy, is it his technical problem?
Obviously not!
However, in his solo four-platoon, he faced a four-person team anytime and anywhere.
Su Chen was surrounded by another team just now.
The four of them turned their faces to Su Chen at the same time.
Su Chen held the AKM, and although he was very good at mowing down the two opponents, in the end the hero could not stand up to the wolves, and was beaten and killed on the spot!
In two days, Su Chen boasted that he had killed countless people, but the total number of chicken farms was only twelve. There was still four-fifths of the way to the [-] chicken farms.
Every time I ate chicken, I didn't eat the chicken treasure box. With that feeling, Su Chen almost wanted to cry without tears.
But it can't be said that it is a loss or a gain.
After all, in most cases, eating the chicken treasure box is just to burst out some money.
As for the probability of game skills and real-life items appearing, it is still too small.
Su Chen didn't have any extravagant expectations. He could get these good things every time he opened the treasure chest.
But now I can't get the chicken treasure box, but it makes people feel itchy.
I always feel that I have lost something good. I got a treasure box, but in the end I couldn’t get any good things out. Maybe I will be a little disappointed in my heart.
But if you don't even get the treasure chest.
But I always feel that what good things can be opened in the treasure chest!
It was this strange psychology that made Su Chen worry about gains and losses.
Recently, I have been missing out again and again. At the last moment, I couldn't eat the chicken, but I only ate a chicken butt. This is really annoying.
"Jingle Bell……"
The urgent phone rang.
As for why Su Chen's phone doesn't have a song ringtone set...
It's really because I can't listen to it.
Su Chen was a bit unable to complain about the singers in this world.
Speaking of that level, it is simply not comparable to the street-fighting singers in the previous life!
It's not that there is a problem with their singing or voice.
But the lyrics are weak!The tune is okay.
But this world seems to be unable to find a qualified lyricist.
At least Su Chen didn't find those classic golden songs that he was familiar with in his previous life on the Internet.
Occasionally there are a few songs that feel a bit similar to the tune.
But when he heard the lyrics, it turned out to be the opposite, which made Su Chen feel unspeakably awkward.
"Hey, who is it? Who are you looking for?" Su Chen said into the phone while finishing the game.
"Me, little lazy, my best friend and I have arrived in Shanghai!"
"Uh-huh?"
Su Chen hummed first, for the offline competition, as a team member, a little lazy and they must be coming to Shanghai.
But Su Chen didn't expect that they would arrive early, wouldn't this add to the chaos.
"You came here right away, why are you calling me? It's not time for the game, so you can find a place to live by yourself, and you can go after the official arrangement. That's it, I'm going to play games."
After Su Chen finished speaking, he hung up the phone directly.
This made the smile on the face of the little lazy girl on the other end, who was fully expecting Su Chen to come to pick them up, suddenly solidify.
"Beep beep..."
The busy tone on the phone reminded Xiao Lanlan again and again that Su Chen had already hung up the phone.
"Lazian, when will he come to pick us up? I didn't expect it to be so hot in the Magic City. Oops, I forgot to put on sunscreen. I don't know if I will get tanned..." Jingjing was wearing sunglasses on the side. Looking at the rising and falling planes in the distance.
At the moment, the two of them are stranded at the airport because they didn't book any hotels and pick-up vehicles.
As the captain of the team, Su Chen was in the magical city. I thought that if he just called Su Chen, Su Chen would definitely come to pick them up without saying a word.
But who knew it would be such a scene, this!Who can stand it!
"Wait a minute, I didn't tell him the location just now. After all, there are so many airports in Shanghai, what if he went to the wrong place?" A little lazy and embarrassed.
But then he gritted his teeth and called Su Chen for the second time.
"Su Chen! Don't hang up on my phone, do you hear me!"
"Well, you said."
Now Su Chen is a Buddha.
The game just now is over, but unfortunately, there is still no chicken.
But Su Chen felt that it wasn't his fault, it was because he answered a phone call from Xiaolanlan just now that caused him to perform abnormally.
Well, it’s all Xiao Lalan’s fault. If it weren’t for her calling, I would have been a loser!
"Come and pick me up right now, right now, right now! I'm..."
"Beep beep..."
A little lazy biting silver teeth, hang up on me!
twice!
God!
Are you going to heaven?
"Beep... say something quickly and fart quickly. If you talk to me in that tone again, I'm still hanging up on you!"
After Su Chen answered the phone, he gave him a vaccination first.
Now a little lazy dare not.
Su Chen is really too upright, the kind that does what he says, even a little Lanlan doesn't dare to find it boring.
His attitude suddenly softened.
"Brother Su Chen, I'm Xiaolanlan. Now Xiaolanlan and her little friend are abandoned at the airport. Would you like to come and pick him up? Woohoo, he is also a member of your team anyway, can't you Let's sleep on the streets."
A little lazy started to take the route of acting cute and coquettish.
It was also said that Xiaolanlan, who doesn't use the voice of a sand sculpture, acts like a cute girl when she acts like a baby.
But Su Chen... felt goosebumps all over his body.
"Enough is enough, which airport? Location, make it clear, I'll be there later..."
Originally, Su Chen planned to drive there.
But suddenly Su Chen stopped. Is it too far to drive to the "Qingming Festival Along the River" community?
And it's a new car, what if Xiaolanlan gets carsick and throws up his car?
Well, if you can’t drive to pick it up, just take a taxi. It’s about a dozen kilometers from here to the airport.
……
"Fuck, this driver is too black-hearted, isn't he? It's less than [-] kilometers, and I want [-]? Why don't you go to heaven?"
After taking a taxi, Su Chen regretted it.
Because after arriving at the destination, this guy actually opened his mouth for eighty.
Are taxis not metered?
But Su Chen was in a hurry to pick him up, so he didn't bother with him.
When Su Chen arrived at the airport, he talked to Xiao Lanlan again.
Turning to the left and looking again, after another ten minutes, Su Chen saw Xiao Lanlan and her best friend 'Jingjing'.
"Hello, is it a little lazy?"
Su Chen took the phone and walked behind a little Lanlan and Jingjing.
The two of them were looking in the other direction with confused expressions, waiting for Su Chen.
The co-authors are two road idiots who have no sense of direction?
"Ok?"
Thanks to book friends: Dulu, Yibulun-H, Vanke Holiday and other book friends for their rewards, talk about the update, two chapters were updated before midnight, as much as you say, and the rest will be updated in the early morning today, a total of Eight chapters.Today is a new day, so the update will start from the first update. If there is no accident, today is chapter [-]. If it is not enough, don't hit me...
(End of this chapter)
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