Plunder the heavens and worlds
Chapter 532 Lying Spring (I'm Stupid)
Chapter 532 Lying Spring (I'm Stupid)
"Has Xie Yuanlong Xuan ever come?"
The prefect of Hangzhou saw Long Xuan, smiled slightly, looked around the hall and asked.
Everyone looked at each other, then shook their heads, and replied: "Report to your lord, Xie Yuan has not arrived yet."
"Master Shengxue is here..."
An old man walked slowly, about 80 or [-] years old, living on crutches, exuding a strong literati spirit.
The provincial school is a high-ranking official at the provincial level, who governs all the academies in a province. Literati, as long as they are scholars, they will respect him very much.
"I have seen the old senior..."
Officials, big and small, clasped their fists together, not daring to show the slightest neglect in their eyes.
"Old Yang, why did you come in person?"
The prefect of Hangzhou did not dare to be negligent, and motioned for the old man to sit down.
"Come and meet this current Xie Yuan, it is said that he is very talented and has the demeanor of an ancient man..."
The old man squinted his eyes and smiled, his eyes shining brightly.
"I heard Miss Xiangge Lianhua arrives..."
She was as beautiful as jade, and attracted the attention of thousands of people when she entered the arena.
"They're all a bunch of dirty, smelly men..."
Miss Lianhua kept despising her in her heart, and then thought of Long Xuan, the first man who ignored her charm.
"This woman's figure is really rare in the world. If you can kiss Fangze, it's okay to give up your official hat?"
Almost all the officials present thought this way, but Tingxiang Pavilion was not an ordinary force, and they could not tolerate their nonsense.
"Beautiful beauty is a disaster, a disaster for the country and the people..."
Seeing the performance of the officials and Juren present, the old man looked angry and coughed twice.
Mr. Xing Xuezheng got angry, and everyone present restrained themselves, forcing themselves not to peep at Miss Lianhua.
"Wow..."
Long Xuan pushed the door directly, and stepped into the hall in front of everyone, exuding a strong sense of righteousness all over his body.
"Upright and upright, with the style of an ancient gentleman..."
Provincial education is preconceived, thinking that the Long Xuan in front of him is not an ordinary person, and he will become a great Confucian in the world in the future.
"Little friend Long, sit down!"
After seeing Long Xuan, the prefect of Hangzhou was also very happy, and waved his hand to signal him to take a seat.
After sweeping the entire hall, but there was no empty seat, Long Xuan fell into a state of embarrassment in an instant.
"Little friend, you can be by my side!"
Before the prefect of Hangzhou could speak, the old man smiled kindly and motioned to add a seat for Long Xuan beside him.
"Thank you sir..."
Long Xuan cupped his hands and performed a disciple salute.
He could see that only the old man in front of him was full of scholarly talent.
The other officials are not without talent, at least they are Juren, and they are well-read in poetry and books.
But the problem is that most of the eyebrows emit black air, presumably they have done countless evil things...
"It's very personable, but it makes me feel a little distressed..."
Looking at Long Xuan who was neither humble nor overbearing, Miss Lianhua nodded secretly, feeling a little regretful in her heart.
Long Xuan, who was Jie Yuan, was all eyes on him, and all eyes were fixed on him.
"I heard that Long Jieyuan has read a lot of poetry and books, and he is unrivaled in poetry. Can you compose a poem on the spot?"
Here comes the nitpicker, he was born in a wealthy family, and at the age of 30 he has won the imperial examination, so he can be regarded as a dragon and phoenix among the people.
He was very dissatisfied with Long Xuan, and wanted to make him famous at the Lu Ming Banquet...
Dark Plum and Smelling Flowers (I have no culture)
Lying on the branch and hating the bottom (my IQ is very low)
Smell lying like water in the distance (ask me who I am)
Yitoda Spring Green (A Big Stupid Donkey)
The shore is green (I am a donkey)
The shore is like green (I am a donkey)
The shore is like a transparent green (I am a dumb ass)
Almost as soon as he was picking up his pen, Long Xuan thought of this poem, took it out by the way, and wrote it out in a fluttering manner.
"A good poem, a good poem, it is really the swan song of the ages..."
The prefect of Hangzhou was the first to react, slapped his palm lightly, and congratulated Long Xuan with a smile on his face.
"In ancient times, Cao Zijian wrote a poem in seven steps, but now Xiaoyou Long writes lyrics in one read..."
After seeing the poem written by Long Xuan, the old man couldn't help nodding, thinking that his level was rare.
"Yeah, Xie Yuanzhi is worthy of the name, I might as well wait..."
A group of people also nodded secretly, expressing their admiration for Long Longxuan, like a surging river, continuous.
"I have no culture..."
The picky Juren couldn't help it, kept mumbling, and then turned pale with shock.
"I have a low IQ..."
As one person chanted, more people also discovered the problem, and they couldn't help showing horror.
"Long Xuan, are you trying to deceive us into not knowing poetry?"
All the people were angry, they felt they were being provoked, they wished they could fight Long Xuan for [-] rounds on the spot.
"Haha, as expected of the man I'm looking for, he's so domineering..."
The more Miss Lianhua looked at Long Xuan, the more she felt pleasing to her eyes. This was the only unusual character.
"This is the Luming Banquet, not a place for you to play wild, pay attention to your identity..."
Some officials were also extremely dissatisfied and scolded angrily.
"Little friend Long, please apologize and expose this matter..."
The prefect of Hangzhou also foreshadowed the problem, and planned to protect Long Xuan and help him smooth things over.
With the magistrate speaking, everyone could only hold their anger in their hearts and dared not have the slightest complaint.
"I'm right, why apologize?"
Long Xuan looked at the crowd firmly.
The other party wanted to compose a poem by himself, Long Xuan wrote Wo Chun, and then said that he was insulting them.
After the words were finished by these people, Long Xuan said that he was also very desperate, shameless really has no realm...
"You don't need to worry about right or wrong, you just need to admit your mistakes and apologize..."
The prefect of Hangzhou earnestly advised.
All the people present stared at Long Xuan, waiting for Long Xuan to lower his head and apologize to them.
"What if I don't admit my mistake?"
Long Xuan never admits mistakes, let alone when he is already lacking.
"If you don't admit your mistake, Hangzhou is so big that there is no place for you..."
The prefect of Hangzhou was also optimistic about Long Xuan, and then gave him a word of advice.
"I choose not to admit my mistake..."
Long Xuan spoke softly, although the voice was not loud, it shook the entire hall, as loud and resonant as a bell.
"Haha, as expected, he is finished..."
Regarding this result, all Juren were no exception, and were extremely happy in their hearts.
"It's a pity, Brother Long, I'm afraid it won't be easy in the future..."
Not only the Jurenhui united against Long Xuan, but also most of the officials present.
This is a matter of face. If it gets out, everyone's reputation will be ruined. After all, my stupid poem is too awesome.
"Looking up to the sky and going out laughing, I'm from Penghao..."
Long Xuan picked up the pen again, wrote a sentence vigorously, then turned around and walked away.
"A true scholar breaks away from vulgar interests and becomes a pure person..."
Looking at Long Xuan's leaving back, the old man couldn't help muttering to himself, his eyes full of admiration.
Over the years, he has seen countless opportunistic bureaucrats, but now there are few such honest people.
"I can't miss the opportunity again, seize the opportunity and break his virgin body..."
Miss Lianhua chose to leave in a hurry, followed behind Long Xuan, planning to wait for the opportunity to act.
(End of this chapter)
"Has Xie Yuanlong Xuan ever come?"
The prefect of Hangzhou saw Long Xuan, smiled slightly, looked around the hall and asked.
Everyone looked at each other, then shook their heads, and replied: "Report to your lord, Xie Yuan has not arrived yet."
"Master Shengxue is here..."
An old man walked slowly, about 80 or [-] years old, living on crutches, exuding a strong literati spirit.
The provincial school is a high-ranking official at the provincial level, who governs all the academies in a province. Literati, as long as they are scholars, they will respect him very much.
"I have seen the old senior..."
Officials, big and small, clasped their fists together, not daring to show the slightest neglect in their eyes.
"Old Yang, why did you come in person?"
The prefect of Hangzhou did not dare to be negligent, and motioned for the old man to sit down.
"Come and meet this current Xie Yuan, it is said that he is very talented and has the demeanor of an ancient man..."
The old man squinted his eyes and smiled, his eyes shining brightly.
"I heard Miss Xiangge Lianhua arrives..."
She was as beautiful as jade, and attracted the attention of thousands of people when she entered the arena.
"They're all a bunch of dirty, smelly men..."
Miss Lianhua kept despising her in her heart, and then thought of Long Xuan, the first man who ignored her charm.
"This woman's figure is really rare in the world. If you can kiss Fangze, it's okay to give up your official hat?"
Almost all the officials present thought this way, but Tingxiang Pavilion was not an ordinary force, and they could not tolerate their nonsense.
"Beautiful beauty is a disaster, a disaster for the country and the people..."
Seeing the performance of the officials and Juren present, the old man looked angry and coughed twice.
Mr. Xing Xuezheng got angry, and everyone present restrained themselves, forcing themselves not to peep at Miss Lianhua.
"Wow..."
Long Xuan pushed the door directly, and stepped into the hall in front of everyone, exuding a strong sense of righteousness all over his body.
"Upright and upright, with the style of an ancient gentleman..."
Provincial education is preconceived, thinking that the Long Xuan in front of him is not an ordinary person, and he will become a great Confucian in the world in the future.
"Little friend Long, sit down!"
After seeing Long Xuan, the prefect of Hangzhou was also very happy, and waved his hand to signal him to take a seat.
After sweeping the entire hall, but there was no empty seat, Long Xuan fell into a state of embarrassment in an instant.
"Little friend, you can be by my side!"
Before the prefect of Hangzhou could speak, the old man smiled kindly and motioned to add a seat for Long Xuan beside him.
"Thank you sir..."
Long Xuan cupped his hands and performed a disciple salute.
He could see that only the old man in front of him was full of scholarly talent.
The other officials are not without talent, at least they are Juren, and they are well-read in poetry and books.
But the problem is that most of the eyebrows emit black air, presumably they have done countless evil things...
"It's very personable, but it makes me feel a little distressed..."
Looking at Long Xuan who was neither humble nor overbearing, Miss Lianhua nodded secretly, feeling a little regretful in her heart.
Long Xuan, who was Jie Yuan, was all eyes on him, and all eyes were fixed on him.
"I heard that Long Jieyuan has read a lot of poetry and books, and he is unrivaled in poetry. Can you compose a poem on the spot?"
Here comes the nitpicker, he was born in a wealthy family, and at the age of 30 he has won the imperial examination, so he can be regarded as a dragon and phoenix among the people.
He was very dissatisfied with Long Xuan, and wanted to make him famous at the Lu Ming Banquet...
Dark Plum and Smelling Flowers (I have no culture)
Lying on the branch and hating the bottom (my IQ is very low)
Smell lying like water in the distance (ask me who I am)
Yitoda Spring Green (A Big Stupid Donkey)
The shore is green (I am a donkey)
The shore is like green (I am a donkey)
The shore is like a transparent green (I am a dumb ass)
Almost as soon as he was picking up his pen, Long Xuan thought of this poem, took it out by the way, and wrote it out in a fluttering manner.
"A good poem, a good poem, it is really the swan song of the ages..."
The prefect of Hangzhou was the first to react, slapped his palm lightly, and congratulated Long Xuan with a smile on his face.
"In ancient times, Cao Zijian wrote a poem in seven steps, but now Xiaoyou Long writes lyrics in one read..."
After seeing the poem written by Long Xuan, the old man couldn't help nodding, thinking that his level was rare.
"Yeah, Xie Yuanzhi is worthy of the name, I might as well wait..."
A group of people also nodded secretly, expressing their admiration for Long Longxuan, like a surging river, continuous.
"I have no culture..."
The picky Juren couldn't help it, kept mumbling, and then turned pale with shock.
"I have a low IQ..."
As one person chanted, more people also discovered the problem, and they couldn't help showing horror.
"Long Xuan, are you trying to deceive us into not knowing poetry?"
All the people were angry, they felt they were being provoked, they wished they could fight Long Xuan for [-] rounds on the spot.
"Haha, as expected of the man I'm looking for, he's so domineering..."
The more Miss Lianhua looked at Long Xuan, the more she felt pleasing to her eyes. This was the only unusual character.
"This is the Luming Banquet, not a place for you to play wild, pay attention to your identity..."
Some officials were also extremely dissatisfied and scolded angrily.
"Little friend Long, please apologize and expose this matter..."
The prefect of Hangzhou also foreshadowed the problem, and planned to protect Long Xuan and help him smooth things over.
With the magistrate speaking, everyone could only hold their anger in their hearts and dared not have the slightest complaint.
"I'm right, why apologize?"
Long Xuan looked at the crowd firmly.
The other party wanted to compose a poem by himself, Long Xuan wrote Wo Chun, and then said that he was insulting them.
After the words were finished by these people, Long Xuan said that he was also very desperate, shameless really has no realm...
"You don't need to worry about right or wrong, you just need to admit your mistakes and apologize..."
The prefect of Hangzhou earnestly advised.
All the people present stared at Long Xuan, waiting for Long Xuan to lower his head and apologize to them.
"What if I don't admit my mistake?"
Long Xuan never admits mistakes, let alone when he is already lacking.
"If you don't admit your mistake, Hangzhou is so big that there is no place for you..."
The prefect of Hangzhou was also optimistic about Long Xuan, and then gave him a word of advice.
"I choose not to admit my mistake..."
Long Xuan spoke softly, although the voice was not loud, it shook the entire hall, as loud and resonant as a bell.
"Haha, as expected, he is finished..."
Regarding this result, all Juren were no exception, and were extremely happy in their hearts.
"It's a pity, Brother Long, I'm afraid it won't be easy in the future..."
Not only the Jurenhui united against Long Xuan, but also most of the officials present.
This is a matter of face. If it gets out, everyone's reputation will be ruined. After all, my stupid poem is too awesome.
"Looking up to the sky and going out laughing, I'm from Penghao..."
Long Xuan picked up the pen again, wrote a sentence vigorously, then turned around and walked away.
"A true scholar breaks away from vulgar interests and becomes a pure person..."
Looking at Long Xuan's leaving back, the old man couldn't help muttering to himself, his eyes full of admiration.
Over the years, he has seen countless opportunistic bureaucrats, but now there are few such honest people.
"I can't miss the opportunity again, seize the opportunity and break his virgin body..."
Miss Lianhua chose to leave in a hurry, followed behind Long Xuan, planning to wait for the opportunity to act.
(End of this chapter)
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