Chapter 255 is too ugly!

So how to try it?

After my previous experience, I naturally tried whatever I wanted.

For example, if Wei Xu needs songs, he sings directly.

If you need TV and movie works, then go directly to acting in person.

These are all things to try.

Of course, it is impossible for Wei Xu to say that he wants to tell Wu Mei the secret of his system. In this world, Wei Xu will never tell anyone the secret of the system, and he will bring it into the coffin in this life.

However, when he just came up with this idea.

The unemotional mechanical voice of the system sounded again, "You want to take me into the coffin? You have a good idea! Trigger the instant kill task. The product for this one yuan instant kill is [Changshou Pill], and the price is one yuan."

"The longevity pill can extend the life of the user by three years after taking it."

Looking at this concise and crude product introduction, even Wei Xu couldn't help but rant, "What the hell?"

"What's wrong?" Wu Mei looked over inexplicably.

Just chatting, my boss suddenly said shit to her, who can resist this?
Wei Xu quickly waved his hand, "It's nothing, I'm thinking about something."

Wu Mei rolled her pretty eyes, opened her rosy mouth, took a bite of the apple, made a click, and ate the apple happily.

Wei Xu closed his eyes and sensed the product information in his mind, feeling a little unacceptable and excited at the same time.

The fuck!

What kind of abnormal system is this system?

There are even pills that can extend people’s lifespan! ?
This……

Isn't it a one-yuan instant kill system that allows you to become an immortal?
Well, it's really possible...

"Will the host buy it?"

"Yes!"

Wei Xu said without hesitation.

"The purchase is successful, do you want to withdraw the pill?"

Wei Xu thought for a while, and finally said in his mind: "No cash withdrawal."

"Ok."

The reason why Wei Xu was not in a hurry to withdraw the longevity pill was because he didn't want to take it for the time being.

He felt that this elixir might be of great use in the future.

For example, if you meet a person who is dying, if you let him take it, will it extend his life span for three years?

That's really possible, right?
After all, it is produced by the system, so there is nothing to exaggerate.

Wei Xu calmed down his mood, now it can be completely determined, this system will sometimes randomly trigger the one-yuan spike activity according to the host, that is, Wei Xu's actions, thoughts, and thoughts, but I don't know how to trigger it. What is the probability of .

Thinking of this, Wei Xu turned to look at Wu Mei without any hesitation, "Wu Mei, after get off work, accompany me to the KTV."

"Ah? Boss, why are you going to KTV?" Wu Mei asked in confusion.

"What else can I do in KTV? Of course I'm singing!" Wei Xu looked mentally retarded.

Going to KTV is naturally going to sing, so what else can I do?

Is it possible to go for a massage?
Wu Mei could only nod her head, "Okay, but I can't sing."

"Who told you to sing? I want to sing!" Wei Xu raised his chin proudly.

Wu Mei looked at Wei Xu suspiciously, "Boss, is there something wrong with you? Why do you suddenly want to sing? And I don't think you can sing at all, and it will definitely be difficult to hear."

"So people like you are short-sighted, but I'm the future king! You'd better show some respect!"

In this way, after get off work, Wei Xu didn't go directly to his lakeside famous apartment, but went to KTV.

Ordered a private room.

After Wu Mei walked into the box, she had a strange expression on her face.

And Wei Xu is already eager to try.

"Boss, what song do you want to sing? Let me order it for you." Wu Mei said.

Although she came out of the mountains, before meeting Wei Xu, she had made her own way and seen a lot of things. She had also been to KTV.

"That's fine, you can order me a song and two tigers." Wei Xu said.

"Ah? Boss, what did you say you want?" Wu Mei felt like she had heard it wrong.

"I said, I want you to order a song and two tigers." Wei Xu repeated.

Wu Mei: "..."

ill.

This boss is definitely sick.

Come to KTV and you tell me to order two tigers?

I Nima...

She ordered it anyway.

"What about the second song, boss, what do you want to sing?"

"Only mother is good in this world."

"what?"
"Only mother is good in this world."

"Ok."

"..."

Under Wu Mei's unbelievable eyes, Wei Xu ordered several nursery rhymes in one breath.

In it, a theme song of Hi Big Goat and Big Big Wolf was even mixed in.

This……

Wu Mei regretted it.

Regret why I followed in.

I knew she was waiting outside the box.

Ugh!
What a misstep!

"Cough cough!"

As for Wei Xu, he straightened his throat and was ready to start.

The top notes of the two tigers began to sound.

Followed by.

"Two tigers, two tigers, run fast, run fast..." The sound of Wei Xu's broken fan, as if it hadn't been repaired for decades, began to waft in the box, making Wu Mei's pretty face darken instantly .

hissing...

Wu Mei couldn't help but gasped, her face turned pale.

It was as if someone had plotted against him.

And she looked at Wei Xu again, Wei Xu was like a bastard who had been electrocuted, and began to shake irregularly, and accompanied by the ugly voice breaking through the sky, it made Wu Mei feel like she was in hell!
If possible, she really wanted to shout, "Stop singing, my own!"

Or, she knocked Wei Xu out on the spot.

However, no.

Wei Xu is her boss, she can't knock the boss out, you said a bodyguard knocked the boss out, what's going on?

I invited you here to protect me, but in the end I knocked out the boss. This is not in line with the rules, nor is it in line with Wu Mei's professionalism.

Therefore, Wu Mei could only grit her teeth and endure it stubbornly.

The door of the box was not closed tightly, so Wei Xu's singing was heard.

"My mother! Who sang such an ugly song? Almost sent me away!" A waiter almost smashed the wine glass in his hand.

"It seems...it seems to be from box six..."

A manager came out with a gloomy face. He glanced at the waiters who also looked bad. Finally, he couldn't help it anymore and said in a deep voice, "Come here, bring 500 yuan and give it to the customer in the sixth box." , tell him to go to another KTV to sing quickly, don't be so troublesome to our place!"

"This……"

The waiters also sighed bitterly.

And the other side.

In Wei Xu's mind, after he sang three nursery rhymes in a row, the system seemed to be unable to bear Wei Xu's voice, and the unexpected and angry voice of the system sounded in an instant, "Host! The One-Yuan Instant Kill event is triggered! Please Stop singing now! Sing after absorbing this product! This one-yuan flash sale event product is [King of Singing Skills Mastery], price: one yuan! Hurry up and take it!"

Wei Xu smiled when he heard this.

System, fight with me, demo!
(End of this chapter)

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