Report the big devil

Chapter 355 New Roommate (12)

"Crack!"

"Your handsome boy, a wanted criminal with great beauty, and the longest-hunted villain in history, Comrade Chun Xiaobai has returned home. Royce and Morgan should hurry up to welcome your handsome boy." Chun Xiaobai held up his hand. Six servings of pancakes.

no response,
Chun Xiaobai was a little embarrassed. He and his new roommate had known each other for more than half a month. Thinking about the shock, admiration and admiration when they first met and found out who they were, hey For the first time, you feel that being a bad guy is so fulfilling.

Of course. You can't always be a bad guy, you have to do that first, and then cleanse yourself. Although the bad guy feels great, but he ruined his peerless appearance, what a pity!
What is this called?
If you waste natural resources, you will be struck by lightning!

"boom!"

suddenly,

Standing at the door, Chun Xiaobai, who was thinking wildly, suddenly got excited, turned his head and glanced at the dark cloud-covered sky, and couldn't help but sigh with emotion: "Look. God also complained to me."

Come in,

Chun Xiaobai put six sets of pancakes on the table. Although it is a slum house, although the inside is dilapidated, it has all internal organs, including coffee tables, sofas, TV sets, and even game consoles.

"Shit!"

"I smell the pancakes again." A middle-aged man wearing sunglasses came to the living room slowly with a cane, and said helplessly: "I said Chun Xiaobai, you are also a S Can you pursue a little bit of S-level wanted criminals? You have to know that there are only ten S-level wanted criminals in the world, and you are already at the top of the criminal pyramid."

"Eating pancakes every day, Royce and I are almost becoming pancakes. You have turned our criminal family into a pancake family. Does your conscience ache?" Morgan said.

This Nima.
He's very talkative. When we first met, he didn't say a single fart in three sentences, but now he talks back.

"That's you, I was framed!" Chun Xiaobai took out a pistol from behind his buttocks, put it on the coffee table, then sat down next to Morgan, and asked, "Life is so fucking fucked up!" Oh, I was deceived by that black skin, this Royce is too unreliable!"

Hearing Chun Xiaobai's words, Morgan said: "He is also a Class B wanted criminal after all. How come he has become a symbol of unreliability in your mouth? Royce was also a talent who hacked the US security defense system."

"cut!"

"I'm not bragging, I can pierce any security defense system with a noodle!" Chun Xiaobai said with a proud look on his face: "I once killed us with a noodle before I was wronged. The base’s weapon depot door was opened, and the expression on the base’s top leader’s face was even worse than eating dog shit.”

Thinking of the past, a girl appeared in Chun Xiaobai's mind. Although she was only 1.4 meters tall, had no breasts, no butt, and had a bad temper, this person was too important to him. .

have no idea,
What's up with the airport girl now?

"what happened?"

"Did you suddenly stop bragging in the middle of the bragging?" Morgan asked, "And I also noticed a trace of sadness."

Uh.
damn it,
This awesome guy boasted too much and smelled of sadness. Why don't you go to God?
He got up and went to the kitchen, opened an extremely shabby refrigerator, and took a bottle of 'Fat Boy's Happy Water' from it. Chun Xiaobai sat on the sink and said: "Morgan, if one day you are caught, you will be sent to Moon is in prison, who do you most want to see?"

"Morgan adds 60 seconds to your time!"

"Morgan adds 60 seconds to your time!"

This guy.
Is it intentional?

You know clearly that you can't see it, but you still ask who the person you want to see the most is?
"Chun Xiaobai!"

"You guys can be wanted, I completely believe that your irritating mouth should be reformed." Morgan said: "Since you asked, I hope that after I am arrested by others, someone will come to accompany me If so, just you and Royce."

Ugh!
what a man!

He didn't forget us when he was caught, and let us accompany him later
Hey, hey!
wrong!

Nima, this blind man is too much!
"Ouch!"

"I'm back, uh... the smell of pancakes!" A black man opened the door, holding a knife in his hand. He originally had a happy expression on his face, but now when he smelled the smell of pancakes, his face turned pale. It's starting to turn green.

"I rely on!"

"Morgan! Morgan, look, the miracle has reappeared!" Chun Xiaobai pointed to Royce's face and said, "It's green. It's green. Royce is green!"

Huh?
This line is very familiar!
"Royce will give you 60 more seconds!"

"Morgan adds 60 seconds to your time!"

very angry!

Really pissed!

But what can be done?
Although Royce and Morgan have become accustomed to Chun Xiaobai's jokes, every time they appear, they are fatal. For example, in the joke just now, one black is black and two are black. This is an AOE mental attack!

Regarding whether the blind can return to light, and whether the black face can turn green, these two issues have not been delved into, but have honestly wiped out all six sets of pancakes.

"Hey?"

"What's going on with this knife?" Chun Xiaobai wiped his mouth, saw the samurai sword that Hei Pi had brought, and asked hurriedly: "Why is it so similar to my long sword?"

"Oh!"

"It's your long knife." Royce took a can of 'Fatboy Happy Water' from the refrigerator, and said with a smile: "I asked a buddy to add other elements to the blade and handle, and now this knife The hardness is stronger than before, and it will no longer be controlled by spiritual powers.”

I go!

God-level transformation!

Chun Xiaobai was stunned for a moment, and then said with a smile: "You are a bit powerful, brother. Can you make a handsome set of leather armor? It can monitor my physiological functions. As long as I am found to be dizzy, comatose, anesthetized In this case, immediately inject me with the most lethal poison, the kind that will kill you in a second."

"???"

"Are you crazy?" Royce said with a surprised look on his face: "You're going to die in one second, and you don't even have a chance to be rescued?"

Uh.
It does sound scary, but this is the reality.

Chun Xiaobai really wants to reveal his special ability, but is afraid that if they find out, will they collapse?Forget it if he collapses, if the door to his mouth is not locked, the whole world will know that this is not the end of the world!

"Then what!"

"We won't discuss whether there is even a chance for rescue. Let's talk about it. Is your information accurate?" Chun Xiaobai asked angrily: "I am living in the open on the street, facing the risk of being recognized." The risk of coming out, but the bastard didn’t show up, how do you think you need to compensate me for this?”

Um.
It should be compensated,
Hey!
How can I make myself compensate?
"Chun Xiaobai!"

"You are different from when you begged me before!" Royce said with a confused face: "At the beginning you said that no matter whether you were right or not, you would thank me, why?"

"In the beginning?"

"I didn't know you were a Class B wanted criminal back then!" Chun Xiaobai looked disgusted.

　Oops
　　
　
(End of this chapter)