reincarnation without common sense

Chapter 9 Come on, hurt each other!

After reporting from Yi Ti, Lin Zhentian saw that it was still early and planned to go for a walk in the city. Unexpectedly, the system suddenly said:
【When are you going to do the mission?Now that the report from Instructor Iti is over, how about doing a task and getting some points? 】

"No!" Lin Zhentian glanced at his mouth, "I'm not going to do the mission! I'm courting death!"

【What's wrong?The mission must be reasonable, and it must be something you can complete with your current abilities. How could you be arranged to die? 】

Lin Zhentian sneered and said: "No, you are telling me again. If I go to the world of the first mission and the world of the third mission, I might as well dress up as a woman to save my life. World No. [-] is probably an ordinary world, but I think If I want to come back from that world, I will definitely become a gangster, then undergo sex reassignment surgery and become an idol, which is even more perverted than TM cross-dressing!"

"The third mission is also weird. It's in women's clothing! To become an idol with Hatsune? Then it's the electronic world!"

"The second mission looks normal. Follow Jotaro and the others to fight DIO, but I'm just an ordinary person. I don't know magic or superpowers. The only difference from ordinary people is that I have an extra system. Don't give it to me Providing combat capabilities, where can I go without being beaten to death?"

The system thoughtfully reminded:

[Oh la oh la is Jotaro's habit of speaking. You and he are teammates, so you won't be oh lad.The opponent is DIO, and his habit is wood, wood, wood, so if you die, you will most likely be crushed to death by a steamroller.】

"Then it's still dead! I don't have a stand-in messenger! I don't have ripples yet! Hairy!" Lin Zhentian almost wanted to flip the table.

[Maybe, in the process of using the system, your host spirit can be tempered. Now you can use it fairly smoothly. When the world over there comes, you might be able to awaken your avatar~]

Lin Zhentian was stunned for a moment and asked skeptically: "Are you serious?"

[Nonsense, I am very reliable, okay, you are a novice now, you have no points, how can I give you fighting ability? 】

"Isn't it good to give a novice gift package? At least give me a useful ability! The growth type is also fine, it doesn't matter if I practice slowly!"

[Didn't you give the novice gift pack? 】

"That gift bag was given by that girl, okay! And it gave me an online translation fruit, which has the fighting ability of a fart!"

[Damn, all attribute bonuses don't count?It’s a bonus at all!Mosquitoes are too small to count as meat? 】

"Hey! Having said that, you didn't give it to me! The ability you gave me in LV1 is even better than it is now!"

[All right, all right, here you go! 】

The system was obviously annoyed by Lin Zhentian's questioning, and had no choice but to compromise. Then, a series of mechanical voices rang in his ears:

【Ding~ Congratulations on your ability: Thermal Hand LV1】

Lin Zhentian immediately froze on the spot.

"Wait a minute! What skill did you give me?"

[Look at you, why are you talking so much nonsense?Preserved at a constant temperature (Thermal Hand) LV1!It’s Uiharu Shiri’s ability, shouldn’t you know that?You said it yourself, LV1 ability is enough, so congratulations on becoming an ability user now, even though it is the lowest level. 】

"No. If you give me a constant temperature saver, how can I fight with DIO who can pause time? The protagonist group has not fought any weak opponents on the way from Japan to Egypt, okay!" Lin Zhentian's mind suddenly exploded. .While receiving the information from the system, he also received information about preserving LV1 at a constant temperature, but now he doesn't want to worry about this ability that can only keep warm. He just wants to care about how he should perform the next task.

[What happened to constant temperature storage?In early spring, a LV1 girl can survive from beginning to end in Academy City, which is full of bugs. You, a big and strong boy, are not as good as other junior high school students? 】

Lin Zhentian's eyes widened immediately: "That's because he's a member of the protagonist group! He's covered by LV5! What about me? Are you going to cover me?"

[I'll cover you up, you can find a way to survive on your own.You are lucky if you can survive, if you can't survive, I will change the host.Either go to complete the task, or go to women's clothing, choose one of the two.This is a rule, and I can't help it. 】

"I believe you have a ghost~"

[Believe it or not, if you don’t believe it, I won’t choose him. If it were someone else who looked ugly, I wouldn’t choose him. Your good looks are already considered your innate advantage. What else do you want? 】

The system of TM was suddenly changed to Dongbei cavity.
"I'm so good at caring about your ass?"

[I am born with these rules. What can I do?ah?If you have the ability, go complain to the person who invented me, don’t make a fool of yourself here!Anyway, the time is limited to tomorrow morning. If you don’t complete the task, you will be forced to send it randomly. 】

This is definitely the most irresponsible system Lin Zhentian has ever seen!
Lin Zhentian suddenly had a headache. If he had to choose a task before tomorrow, he would choose JOJO without hesitation.Because that's the only world that won't let him dress up as a woman.

The former world requires transgender people, and the latter world also requires women's clothing.
Thinking of women's clothing, he involuntarily shifted his gaze to the [Save] icon, clicked on it, and put the cursor on a certain object.
[Canary Cheongsam: You can get skills: Song and Dance (MAX), Charm (LV4)]

If you want to save your life, then it is indeed more appropriate to choose task three.After putting on the cheongsam, he doesn't need to worry about not being able to sing or dance. He can perform directly on stage after putting it on.

And to be honest, he himself knows that he is a natural crossdresser.Because I am a swimmer, I soak in indoor water for a long time. My skin is very fair, I have no leg hair, and I have a very good figure.

Although compared to other athletes, his height is indeed a bit shorter, but it also makes him more suitable for women's clothing!

Perhaps, this is why the system selected him.

However, this made him more determined to be a muscular hunk!

It has to be said that although the system is a system that wants him to dress up as a woman, it also gives Lin Zhentian the opportunity to realize his dream.

"Well, the world of the third part of JOJO is basically a world of muscular men, and you should be able to grow up there." Lin Zhentian couldn't help but start to make wishful thinking.

The protagonist group is very strong, he only needs marginal OB, and Jotaro is strong enough to kill the final boss Dio.

If you can't get rid of it...

Then I can only save my life by dressing up as a woman.

However, his idea was conveyed to the system accurately. While Lin Zhentian was making calculations, the system never stopped making calculations!

【Well, arrange this task for him~ Let him wear this first.Then add this reward to the task~ Heh, who doesn't understand the principle of step by step? 】

(End of this chapter)