reincarnation without common sense
Chapter 456 Cheating is the Daily Life of Joe's Family (Referring to 2 Joe)
Chapter 456 Cheating is the Daily Life of Joe's Family (Referring to Second Joe)
Yu Zhaotian Boxuan immediately wiped the sweat from his brow with a handkerchief: "I've been waiting for you for a long time, Lin, you are finally back."
Lin Zhentian frowned slightly: "Why are you here? Did Pingzi ask you to come here?"
"That guy and Hiyori should be fighting vigorously now, and the others don't want to go out very much, so I'm here." Ariakita Bogen said.
Lin Zhentian nodded: "Sure, let's go to my house first, let's talk first."
"No, no, no!" Akita Bogen repeatedly waved his hands: "Forget it, I just came to tell you, Hirako wants to ask you how the plan to recruit Kurosaki Ichigo is going."
Lin Zhentian suddenly realized: "I see, you are here to ask this. But now we are dealing with some guys named Bawent. These guys may cause harm to Soul Society, so we may not be able to get there for the time being."
Akita Bogen said very understandingly: "I know, I will tell him the whole thing. Then I will go back first."
"Hey wait a minute, what do you guys know about people like Bawent?" Lin Zhentian couldn't help asking, "These guys often come out to suck the souls of living people these days, do you have any clues?"
"I don't know about this. Hirako didn't say it anyway." Akita Bogen said blankly, "But I don't think Hirako would want to have anything to do with the Soul Society."
Lin Zhentian nodded: "I know, so just pretend I didn't ask."
You Zhaotian Boxuan nodded, put his hands together, and bowed slightly to Lin Zhentian: "Then, I'll go back first, you can do whatever you want."
After speaking, he disappeared instantly.
Li Ling looked at the place where the fat man disappeared, and couldn't help being stunned. Lin Zhentian patted her on the head forcefully, and immediately said: "What are you doing here? Go into the house!"
Li Ling came back to her senses immediately, and asked, "Who was that person just now? It seems so strong!"
"Well, people who have a little relationship with Urahara, they are still very strong, anyway, just don't provoke them." Lin Zhentian opened the door with the key, "I didn't clean up the room for you, you Quickly change into the doll's body."
"Emmmm, I can't change it myself. I spit out the Yihun Pill, and you put it into the doll for me." Li Ling immediately opened her mouth and spat out a small green ball. fell into her hands.
Lin Zhentian stuffed the ball into the doll's mouth with no expression on his face, and after three seconds, he could see the doll come alive!
Li Ling moved her new body and couldn't help but nodded: "It feels pretty good, a little better than I imagined. My righteous body, what are you going to do? What are you going to do?!!! Put it down." my body!!!"
When Li Ling looked at Lin Zhentian, she almost died of fright, only to see Lin Zhentian put her hands on Li Ling's skeleton and hugged her.
Lin Zhentian took it for granted and said: "Of course it is put away, this thing that looks like a corpse, do you still plan to keep it in my living room?"
"No! Could it be that what are you planning to use my body for?" Li Ling asked blushingly!
"Don't be kidding, I'm not interested in little girls with nothing!" Lin Zhentian said without changing his face, "I told you that I have a girlfriend, and my girlfriend is prettier than you!"
Li Ling immediately tilted her head: "Did it happen in your dream?"
"I think selling your skeleton to some hungry pervert should make a lot of money"
"Please don't do this!"
Li Ling immediately succumbed to Lin Zhentian's lustful power, not daring to talk nonsense!
Immediately, Lin Zhentian performed a major transformation into a living person in front of Li Ling, and directly put Li Ling's body into his system space backpack.
After the corpse loses its soul, it is equivalent to becoming a dead object. Although the body is still alive, it is already equivalent to a prop, so there is no problem in storing it in the system space.
Li Ling stared at Lin Zhentian's empty hand in dumbfounded, unable to say a word.
Lin Zhentian clapped his hands and said, "Okay, don't be dazed, I've already put away your righteous bones, if you want to get back your righteous bones in the future, just find me."
"Where did you take my skeleton?" Li Ling asked with a shocked expression.
"Don't worry so much, anyway, I'm enough for your righteous bones!" Lin Zhentian said with his hands on his hips, "Qian Jibian, Qian Renxue, you two take her to watch TV for a while, I'll go first Take a shower."
Qian Jibian and Qian Renxue separated from Lin Zhentian immediately, turned on the TV, and took out playing cards by the way
"Well~ Anyway, he only has playing cards here, don't dislike it. If he's bored, let this guy go out and buy some board games like Ludo tomorrow." Qian Renxue said.
Qian Jibian skillfully shuffled the cards with both hands: "Let's play a few cards before Lin takes a shower, there will be no penalty."
Li Ling suddenly tilted her head, and an expression similar to a black question mark appeared on her face: "So you can talk!"
"Nonsense, we all have the ability to think independently." While speaking, Qian Jibian had already shuffled the cards and distributed them to the three of them accurately, "Let's come to the simplest fight against the landlord. You are the landlord."
"Oh"
Manipulating that little hand, Li Ling picked up her cards and the landlord card. But after getting them together, she frowned
3456 cards are short of 7, 8910J are short of Q, 3 pairs of 4s are short of 5s, even pairs are not complete, straights and straights are not complete, the big cards are only 2 and ace, not even a ghost card
"My God, is this card so bad?" Li Ling couldn't help curling her lips, and then played a pair of threes.
Qian Jibian immediately threw out a pair of ghosts and shouted: "Wang Zha!"
"?????"
Li Ling suddenly looked at Qian Ji Bian with surprise.
Immediately after seeing Qian Jibian throwing out 5678910JQKA, Shunzi was capped on the spot!
Li Ling looked at the cards in her hand, she couldn't afford it, but at this moment, there were only five cards left in Qian Jibian's hand!
Qian Jibian threw down the five cards and said, "Three 2s and a pair, it's over!"
The cards in Li Ling's hand were scattered all over the table, and she was stunned on the spot.
Qian Jibian began to shuffle the cards very skillfully, and looked at Qian Renxue in tacit understanding, and slapped her hands!
"Hey hey hey——!! Wait a minute! You just cheated!!"
"No, no, this is the daily life of the Qiao family~" Qian Jibian said solemnly, "Lin Zhentian plays cards with Qian Jibian and me like this every day~"
(End of this chapter)
Yu Zhaotian Boxuan immediately wiped the sweat from his brow with a handkerchief: "I've been waiting for you for a long time, Lin, you are finally back."
Lin Zhentian frowned slightly: "Why are you here? Did Pingzi ask you to come here?"
"That guy and Hiyori should be fighting vigorously now, and the others don't want to go out very much, so I'm here." Ariakita Bogen said.
Lin Zhentian nodded: "Sure, let's go to my house first, let's talk first."
"No, no, no!" Akita Bogen repeatedly waved his hands: "Forget it, I just came to tell you, Hirako wants to ask you how the plan to recruit Kurosaki Ichigo is going."
Lin Zhentian suddenly realized: "I see, you are here to ask this. But now we are dealing with some guys named Bawent. These guys may cause harm to Soul Society, so we may not be able to get there for the time being."
Akita Bogen said very understandingly: "I know, I will tell him the whole thing. Then I will go back first."
"Hey wait a minute, what do you guys know about people like Bawent?" Lin Zhentian couldn't help asking, "These guys often come out to suck the souls of living people these days, do you have any clues?"
"I don't know about this. Hirako didn't say it anyway." Akita Bogen said blankly, "But I don't think Hirako would want to have anything to do with the Soul Society."
Lin Zhentian nodded: "I know, so just pretend I didn't ask."
You Zhaotian Boxuan nodded, put his hands together, and bowed slightly to Lin Zhentian: "Then, I'll go back first, you can do whatever you want."
After speaking, he disappeared instantly.
Li Ling looked at the place where the fat man disappeared, and couldn't help being stunned. Lin Zhentian patted her on the head forcefully, and immediately said: "What are you doing here? Go into the house!"
Li Ling came back to her senses immediately, and asked, "Who was that person just now? It seems so strong!"
"Well, people who have a little relationship with Urahara, they are still very strong, anyway, just don't provoke them." Lin Zhentian opened the door with the key, "I didn't clean up the room for you, you Quickly change into the doll's body."
"Emmmm, I can't change it myself. I spit out the Yihun Pill, and you put it into the doll for me." Li Ling immediately opened her mouth and spat out a small green ball. fell into her hands.
Lin Zhentian stuffed the ball into the doll's mouth with no expression on his face, and after three seconds, he could see the doll come alive!
Li Ling moved her new body and couldn't help but nodded: "It feels pretty good, a little better than I imagined. My righteous body, what are you going to do? What are you going to do?!!! Put it down." my body!!!"
When Li Ling looked at Lin Zhentian, she almost died of fright, only to see Lin Zhentian put her hands on Li Ling's skeleton and hugged her.
Lin Zhentian took it for granted and said: "Of course it is put away, this thing that looks like a corpse, do you still plan to keep it in my living room?"
"No! Could it be that what are you planning to use my body for?" Li Ling asked blushingly!
"Don't be kidding, I'm not interested in little girls with nothing!" Lin Zhentian said without changing his face, "I told you that I have a girlfriend, and my girlfriend is prettier than you!"
Li Ling immediately tilted her head: "Did it happen in your dream?"
"I think selling your skeleton to some hungry pervert should make a lot of money"
"Please don't do this!"
Li Ling immediately succumbed to Lin Zhentian's lustful power, not daring to talk nonsense!
Immediately, Lin Zhentian performed a major transformation into a living person in front of Li Ling, and directly put Li Ling's body into his system space backpack.
After the corpse loses its soul, it is equivalent to becoming a dead object. Although the body is still alive, it is already equivalent to a prop, so there is no problem in storing it in the system space.
Li Ling stared at Lin Zhentian's empty hand in dumbfounded, unable to say a word.
Lin Zhentian clapped his hands and said, "Okay, don't be dazed, I've already put away your righteous bones, if you want to get back your righteous bones in the future, just find me."
"Where did you take my skeleton?" Li Ling asked with a shocked expression.
"Don't worry so much, anyway, I'm enough for your righteous bones!" Lin Zhentian said with his hands on his hips, "Qian Jibian, Qian Renxue, you two take her to watch TV for a while, I'll go first Take a shower."
Qian Jibian and Qian Renxue separated from Lin Zhentian immediately, turned on the TV, and took out playing cards by the way
"Well~ Anyway, he only has playing cards here, don't dislike it. If he's bored, let this guy go out and buy some board games like Ludo tomorrow." Qian Renxue said.
Qian Jibian skillfully shuffled the cards with both hands: "Let's play a few cards before Lin takes a shower, there will be no penalty."
Li Ling suddenly tilted her head, and an expression similar to a black question mark appeared on her face: "So you can talk!"
"Nonsense, we all have the ability to think independently." While speaking, Qian Jibian had already shuffled the cards and distributed them to the three of them accurately, "Let's come to the simplest fight against the landlord. You are the landlord."
"Oh"
Manipulating that little hand, Li Ling picked up her cards and the landlord card. But after getting them together, she frowned
3456 cards are short of 7, 8910J are short of Q, 3 pairs of 4s are short of 5s, even pairs are not complete, straights and straights are not complete, the big cards are only 2 and ace, not even a ghost card
"My God, is this card so bad?" Li Ling couldn't help curling her lips, and then played a pair of threes.
Qian Jibian immediately threw out a pair of ghosts and shouted: "Wang Zha!"
"?????"
Li Ling suddenly looked at Qian Ji Bian with surprise.
Immediately after seeing Qian Jibian throwing out 5678910JQKA, Shunzi was capped on the spot!
Li Ling looked at the cards in her hand, she couldn't afford it, but at this moment, there were only five cards left in Qian Jibian's hand!
Qian Jibian threw down the five cards and said, "Three 2s and a pair, it's over!"
The cards in Li Ling's hand were scattered all over the table, and she was stunned on the spot.
Qian Jibian began to shuffle the cards very skillfully, and looked at Qian Renxue in tacit understanding, and slapped her hands!
"Hey hey hey——!! Wait a minute! You just cheated!!"
"No, no, this is the daily life of the Qiao family~" Qian Jibian said solemnly, "Lin Zhentian plays cards with Qian Jibian and me like this every day~"
(End of this chapter)
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