reincarnation without common sense

Chapter 1 Excellent Roommates

"Hey! Be gentle, don't wake him up!"

"Don't worry, don't worry, take it easy, put the skirt on him first!"

"Do you still want safety pants?"

"No, what are you going to do with that thing? Throw it away, hahahaha!!"

"Hey, hey, will he fuck us when he wakes up?"

"I'm just scared...Looking at him dressed as a woman, it's worth getting beaten. Besides, there are three of us..."

"..."

Lin Zhentian didn't have any consciousness at this time. After being drunk, his whole consciousness drifted away and he didn't know what happened outside. In a daze, he could only feel that he was being carried back to the bed by his roommates , I don't know anything else.

……

Early the next morning, Lin Zhentian's mobile phone alarm clock rang, and the headache covered up the strange feeling on his body for a moment, so that he didn't realize that there was something extra on his body.

"Well....TM shouldn't be drinking with you guys. My head hurts so much... Wake up, melons!" Lin Zhentian glanced at his phone, "Wake up quickly, it's nine o'clock in the morning!"

The guys on the other three beds immediately made all kinds of twisting sounds, completely reluctant to get up in winter, and made the same movement of holding their mobile phones one after another, and the person sleeping in the bed next to Lin Zhentian sat down in a daze. Got up, scratched his head, but after taking a look at Lin Zhentian's clothes, he immediately woke up and laughed out loud.

Lin Zhentian looked at him inexplicably: "What's wrong? Are you laughing so hard early in the morning?"

The person in the next bed smiled and shook his head: "It's nothing, I just had a very funny dream."

"What dream?"

"Ahhh...in a dream, I put on a cheongsam for you...Luo Tianyi Canary's, and silk stockings. Wow!!"

Lin Zhentian was even more inexplicable, raised his eyebrows, and looked at him with a very weird look: "Wow, are you a pervert? You can think of such a gay thing... Stay away from me in the future! "

The man smiled and nodded: "OK, OK, I will stay away from you in the future."

Hearing what he said, Lin Zhentian couldn't help frowning, a little confused.The others couldn't help but think of what happened last night, and couldn't hold back their laughter.

Lin Zhentian was about to get out of bed with a face full of doubts, but after he lifted the quilt, the first thing he saw was his thighs wrapped in black stockings. .

The laughter of the others seemed to be opened, and the volume suddenly increased from [-] to [-]. The entire dormitory echoed with the wicked laughter of these people...

Lin Zhentian got up quickly, and went to the full-length mirror to take a look...

Canary cheongsam is not a dream, it appeared on me...

"F*ck Guapi Li!" Lin Zhentian roared, overshadowing their laughter for a moment, and then drowned by the laughter of these wicked ghosts again.Especially the one that Lin Zhentian called Guapi Li, wanted to say something, but couldn't breathe out of laughter, and couldn't say anything.

Lin Zhentian immediately jumped onto Guapi Li's bed, and Guapi Li quickly covered himself with a thick quilt, and laughter continued to come out from the gaps in the quilt.

……

After half an hour of fuss, Lin Zhentian sat in front of his desk with a look of lovelessness, looking at the computer that was turned on in front of him. Women's clothing photo...

Because he was drunk last night, his face was a little blush, and his cheongsam was in a mess, as if something indescribable had happened.

And the other three people were still laughing constantly, their mouths couldn't close at all.

Guapi Li patted Lin Zhentian on the shoulder, and said: "It's okay, every dormitory should have a big guy who wears women's clothes, look at you, you have a good figure, and you are pretty, it's a pity not to wear women's clothes .So after we unanimously decided, you will take the position of the women's wearer!"

"What about my opinion? What about my opinion?!"

Lin Zhentian grabbed Guapi Li's skirt: "I can already imagine what the gang of moths in the class will say after seeing these messy things!! Most likely someone will call me Stick it on the wall!"

"It's okay, it's okay, at worst, if you PS, you will be regarded as a woman."

"..."

Lin Zhentian really didn't know what to say now... Looking at a certain part of himself, for some reason, he always felt an inexplicable pain.

Guapi Li also knew that what he and others did was a bit too much, so he hurriedly called the other person to get out of bed: "Hurry up, hurry up, come to PS for a while, and make the naive feminine features more obvious!"

"I don't have feminine features!!" Lin Zhentian couldn't help raising his voice.

Guapi Li hurriedly comforted: "It's okay, it's okay, you will have it soon... By the way, why don't you take off the cheongsam first?"

Only then did Lin Zhentian remember that he was still wearing this canary cheongsam, and hurriedly prepared to take it off.

[Hiss... This is the first time I've seen someone who is so suitable for women's clothing, maybe he's the only one? 】

Lin Zhentian looked at the three bad friends instantly: "I'm not suitable for women's clothing!"

Guapi Li raised his eyebrows and said with a smile, "Okay, okay, not suitable, no one said you are suitable..."

"Nonsense, who said that just now!"

The guy who had just changed his clothes and was about to take down the PS photos shrugged helplessly, sat in front of the computer and said, "No one really said, are you afraid it's not an auditory hallucination?"

"If I'm hallucinating, it's all because of you!" Lin Zhentian waited for him, "I never drink! Just you, if you didn't call for drinking yesterday, I wouldn't be reciting time like this! Shit!"

Guapi Li couldn't help giving a thumbs up: "Look, this 'reck' is spoken with full of air, it sounds perfect!"

[Forget it, I'm too lazy to worry about it so much, just him, I've been looking for it for so long... only this qualification is better. 】

"What qualifications?" Lin Zhentian looked around in confusion, "Who was talking just now?"

"No one spoke, are you crazy from drinking?" said the man who was still lying on the bed.

"Impossible, I clearly heard something just now...you didn't hear it?" Lin Zhentian's eyes widened, and he looked around while taking off his clothes.

The person who was using the PS burst out laughing: "You're like those novels, you've lost your mind after drinking, and you're about to die. You know it."

Lin Zhentian rushed over immediately, pinching the man's neck with both hands and shouting: "If I die, I will definitely drag you to be buried with me! You must have taken the lead last night! TM This canary cheongsam is also yours last month I bought it here! I said, what the hell are you doing buying this thing! It turns out that you guys have already started planning!"

"No, no, he was going to wear it by himself at that time, but when he looked at the size, he didn't realize that he ordered a women's L size. He couldn't wear it by himself, so he put it in the cabinet." Guapi Li smiled and pulled it away. Lin Zhentian, "But it was indeed his proposal last night..."

"It can't be helped. Now we are only 1.7 meters tall, and we are all about 1.8 meters tall. We are still strong. If we don't wear it for you, who will we wear it for?"

Lin Zhentian almost lost his breath in anger.

【Determine the target: Lin Zhentian】

[Gender: Male (tentative)]

【Number of Women's Dresses: 1】

【…】

Suddenly, all kinds of mechanized data appeared in front of Lin Zhentian's eyes, which caused a sharp pain in his brain. Coupled with the hangover, the impact on his brain instantly made him unconscious.

(End of this chapter)