Urban practice

Chapter 546 Finally agrees to admit his apprentice!
An old man with white hair and a childlike face, with a fairy demeanor, a pair of sword-like eyebrows slightly furrowed like a sharp sword, showing a calm and majestic look, came from the house.

This is a real boss, the kind of boss who exudes the aura of a boss from the inside out, just like the sword he fired just now, with one heart and one heart, full of style and deep coercion, directly giving people a feeling An unfathomable feeling like an abyss.

This is the image of a big shot in the eyes of the entire martial arts world.It's not as vicious as the blood bat ancestor, and it's not as picturesque as the buddhist bilingshi boss.

The big guy who looked very powerful at first glance swept his eyes, put down the call, then turned and walked towards the house.

"Bang", and closed the door by the way.

Ye Rong: "???"

What the hell?Wasn't this formidable-looking boss enraged by the gangsters who broke into the house, and came out to hate them?What happened when you walked back again?

"You two saints are indeed more powerful than each other. This small temple can't accommodate your two big Buddhas. Go back when you've had enough fun here. The door is over there, and you can find it yourself."

The majestic, loud voice came from the pavilion.

Ye Rong: "."

Where did the arrogance when he appeared just now go?Where did the powerful coercion go?Although the voice is still loud, but what's the situation in hiding in the dark room?The big guy's style of painting is broken!
"Are we leaving?" Ye Rong turned around and asked Big Brother Bi Lingshi.Their original intention was to collect some resources while the big bosses were sleeping. Meeting the big bosses who woke up was the worst situation, and a big battle would be unavoidable!But now. The big boss has taken the initiative to admit that he is cowardly. Ye Rong has no idea what to do.

Why don't you go online and ask the netizens?

Ye Rong blinked, but didn't know if there was a signal here.

"Why go? The heavy responsibility of getting back the orthodoxy is still on our shoulders!" Daoist Qingfeng patted himself on the chest, "Besides, Daoist Maoling and I are old acquaintances!"

Ye Rong: "."

What about the good relationship we talked about before?

"It's not that long, but, one day as a teacher, a lifetime as a teacher!" Daoist Qingfeng patted his chest and spoke righteously.The voice is loud, the articulation is clear, and it has the momentum of a speech under the national flag.

"Shut up! Little Bibi! I don't have your apprentice!"

However, before he could finish speaking, the voice of the boss in the attic quickly came out, interrupting his speech.

Ye Rong: "."

I always feel as if I am caught in a family affair that I shouldn't be involved in.Didn't you come here to take a chance?
"I know, master, you said back then, don't say that my master is you in front of other people after you go out. I always keep it in mind! Even on Teacher's Day, I never thought about you once! But, master, now It’s a new world, we have new hopes! New dreams! Taoism needs us to carry forward and pass on! So, master, you can give us any spiritual springs, spiritual tools, etc., and help us carry forward Taoism!”

In broad daylight, the sky is bright!Daoist Qingfeng spoke uprightly!Anyway, he is now in the master's cave, so he is not afraid of being struck by lightning.

Taoist Mao Ling was moved by these words and trembled.

"Shut up! Old bald donkey! I'll say it again, you are not my apprentice! And I only have a spiritual spring! There are not many spiritual weapons, and none of them are casual! Even if I have them, I won't give them to you, you This Buddhist old spy!"

Taoist Master Qingfeng was immediately dissatisfied.

"Master, it's fine for you to be poor, but you can't insult my status as a Taoist priest! You can't insult my full head of hair! That monk is just my demon! Taoism can get married, so I won't learn Buddhism!"

Ye Rong: "."

I always feel that whether it is a Buddhist-type Jade Spirit Stone boss or a demon-type or Taoist Jade Spirit Stone boss, the way they speak is very unbeatable.Quickly and yourself. No!He already deserves a beating more than himself!
There was silence in the attic.

Just when Ye Rong wondered if Mao Ling finally couldn't help it, and was about to make a move, he slowly and somewhat helplessly said, "Anyway, I'm not your master, call me whatever you want, I just shouldn't"

"dad!"

"Hey!"

Ye Rong, boss of Maoling: "."

The boss of Bilingshi was overjoyed immediately, "I will be a father for a day and a teacher for life. Master, you are finally willing to admit your apprentice!"

You can feel the embarrassment of the whole screen across the building.

If Ye Rong's eyes could see through and see what was going on in the attic, he would definitely be able to see it. At this time, the boss of Mao Ling was flushed, and his hands were tightly covering his chest.

not good!It's the heartbeat, the feeling of myocardial infarction!
Back then, when he was a handsome young man, he had been taken down countless times by this trick.

The trouble with people is that they like to be teachers.He doesn't like being a master, because it's too troublesome to have apprentices.Therefore, when I heard that someone was beaten up by the apprentice who worked so hard to bring up, I felt happy and secretly rejoiced, but I never thought that I would fall under a "father"!

This is a habit left by him when he was playing with his fellow villagers when he was young. According to the polyphonic characters, he is always on call to take advantage of others!There is a sense of satisfaction when you succeed.At the beginning, this guy also used these unscrupulous words to deceive the handsome young man himself, allowing himself to teach him a lot of Taoism and knowledge.

But I didn't expect that the prototype of this guy turned out to be a bald donkey!
After a long time of embarrassment, Mao Ling finally let out a faint sigh.

"Don't bother me. Back then, you had already removed all the houses from my painting of mountains and rivers. It took me decades to complete this painting of mountains and rivers. What are you doing now? Well, I'll give you three spirit artifacts as our last parting gift, and from today on, father, master, etc., will be written off."

Ye Rong felt that he had obtained a huge amount of information beside him.At the same time, I have a new understanding of the word shameless!
So Shameless can still be used like this!

A person who doesn't look bad and calls you Dad as soon as he comes up, can you bear to be cruel to him?

This move, coupled with the powerful acting skills at the level of a drama star, produced the effect as if it opened up a new world!
The ultimate in drama, not only can you deceive others, but you can also deceive yourself!
Even if he knew that he was lying to the other party, how could the other party be his father?But after getting used to playing the role of son, the relationship between the two is prone to subtle changes.

If you don't believe me, just go to the street and call a girl's wife to try.

If she keeps accepting and can't push you away, she might really become your wife someday!
Of course, the premise is that you have to resist the beating.Girls these days are more defensive!This trick is much more effective for men, but for girls. You'd better practice another skill by the way.For example. Driving a Ferrari with one hand or something.

"Master!" Daoist Qingfeng exclaimed, with a look of shock, disbelief, pain, sadness, all kinds of emotions appeared on his face one by one, mixed feelings.

If you pull on the movie screen, you will definitely be a superstar actor who has been playing with Blue Moon for five years, and become a new generation of superstar characters!Collected in the list of emoticons of sand sculpture netizens, it will be forever remembered by the world.

"How can you treat disciples like this?"

Daoist Qingfeng was heartbroken and heartbroken!
"Since you don't want to pay attention to my disciple, how about four spiritual weapons and half a mouthful of spiritual water from the spiritual spring, so that my disciple can bear the pain and not come to see you in the past few years?"

(End of this chapter)