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Chapter 22 Mustard is Too Expensive

Qin Ming was thinking about how to get the elixir he wanted from the Taishang Laojun, and then checked the development of the plot of Journey to the West, and found that Monkey King was about to attack the Heavenly Court.

Thinking of this, Qin Ming smiled, it's so good!
This time, if the Supreme Lord didn't give him the elixir, he would suffer heavy losses, so Qin Ming chatted with the Supreme Lord in private.

God King Qin Ming: "Old Lord, Old Immortal, can you give me some elixir? I don't want many, just a dozen or so!"

Taishang Laojun: "I said Qin Ming, we don't know each other, although you are the leader of the group, so what?"

The Taishang Laojun will not give Qin Ming the elixir easily. First, he does not know who Qin Ming is. The elixir is a good thing, but it is also a harmful thing. Second, every elixir is very precious, and it contains powerful Energy requires a lot of materials, and you can get it without any effort, isn't it too simple!

God King Qin Ming: "It's a big deal, I'll ask Yuelao to give you some red threads."

Taishang Laojun: "Fuck off, I am more familiar with Yuelao than you. How do you know Yuelao?"

The Taishang Laojun remembered that they belonged to different worlds, why Qin Ming still knew about Yuelao, could it be that Qin Ming was also from the Three Realms?
God King Qin Ming: "Old Lord, not only do I know, I also know that Sun Wukong wants to be the Monkey King, no, no, he wants to be the Jade Emperor, and he is preparing to attack the heaven!"

Taishang Laojun: "How do you know this?"

God King Qin Ming: "A wise man never speaks secretly, Laojun, can I help you recover a lot of losses this time?"

Taishang Laojun: "It's not that Sun Wukong wants to fight with me, what loss do I have?"

God King Qin Ming: "Old Lord, everyone is a sensible person, don't you know the origin of Monkey King?"

Taishang Laojun: "What can Sun Wukong do?"

God King Qin Ming: "Old Lord, you know it in your heart, so I won't say anything. If you have the ability, just tell me who Bodhi is, right?"

The Taishang Laojun did not expect that what Qin Ming said was right, he already had a premonition, but he did not expect that Qin Ming knew it.

Taishang Laojun: "Qin Ming, which world are you a god? How do you know so much?"

God King Qin Ming: "What kind of god am I, Laojun, you are our god here, and there is a book about the heavenly court, do you want to read it?"

Taishang Laojun: "Oh! Then I am very interested."

Group notice: The group owner has uploaded "Fengshen Yanyi", everyone, go and have a look!
Qiao Feng: "Feng Shen Yan Yi?"

Di Shitian: "Is God really desirable?"

Yun Yun: "I'm not kidding!"

Zhou Zhiruo: "Scared me."

Taishang Laojun: "@神王秦明, this is a private matter of our Heavenly Court, how do you let them see it?"

God King Qin Ming: "Actually, you don't want others to see the weak side of Heaven!"

The current Heavenly Court is basically as strong as it was before every day. The Heavenly Court at Dijun's time was the strongest, and the strong man in that era was Ruyun. The current Heavenly Court is completely incomparable.

Qiao Feng: "It turns out that gods are also mortals!"

Di Shitian: "The essence of a fairy is still a mortal, but the heart and body have changed and have been sublimated."

Yun Yun: "Such a heaven may seem weak, but it is still stronger than us."

Zhou Zhiruo: "Anyway, I can't believe it."

Taishang Laojun: "In fact, we are not gods, we can only be regarded as immortals. The real gods are omnipotent and open up the world."

God King Qin Ming: "Don't talk about it, may I ask how many Pan Gu gods there are in the heavens and myriad worlds, I'm afraid they are unique."

Taishang Laojun: "Isn't it?"

God King Qin Ming: "Nuwa, Fuxi, Patriarch Hongjun and others are all powerful, but Pangu is the number one god in the Three Realms."

Seeing that Qin Ming even knew the names of these great gods, Taishang Laojun was really curious about Qin Ming. They are not in the same world, but they have the same root and origin.

Taishang Laojun: "@神王秦明, how do you know so much?"

God King Qin Ming: "Actually, all the heavens and myriad worlds have the same origin, but we are in different time and space and different dimensions. Some people come from the past, some belong to the present, and I come from the future."

The difference in time divides them into different worlds. One flower is one world, and the heavens and myriad worlds form a flower. We may be the root, the leaf, the stamen, the petals, or the fruit.

Zhou Zhiruo: "It sounds simple, but I still don't understand it."

Qiao Feng: "Am I the past, or the future?"

Di Shitian: "The world is so wonderful, I am calm."

Yun Yun: "The people of the future are amazing!"

Taishang Laojun: "There is a future, why come to play with us?"

God King Qin Ming: "People can only miss the past when they are alive. We all belong to the future, so we should do it and cherish it!"

God King Qin Ming: "@太上老君, you are too tight, don't go."

Taishang Laojun: "If you don't dare to come, just say so."

God King Qin Ming: "I really don't dare to go, your place is too dangerous, the Master of Tongtian, Yuanshi Tianzun are not easy to mess with, it's too dangerous to go."

Taishang Laojun: "Don't tell me you are not afraid of me!"

God King Qin Ming: "Just you, a gray-haired grandfather, would I be afraid?"

Taishang Laojun: "If you don't come, forget it! GIF despises."

God King Qin Ming: "It's useless to despise, the world is beautiful, why should I not live well?"

Qiao Feng: "A contest between gods and gods."

Ti Shitian: "There is nothing substantial."

Zhou Zhiruo: "@太上老君, @神王秦明, you are all gods, shouldn't you give everyone some benefits?"

Yun Yun: "I agree very much."

Di Shitian: "I agree very much."

Qiao Feng: "I agree very much."

Qin Ming looked at the interface and chose to give gifts, and then there were many things in it, such as what kind of pickled mustard?
Send them some!

Lest others say that our group members can't even afford mustard?
Then there were a lot of good things, I chose to send them, and then some supermarket things disappeared, and strange things were reported on the news, and some people stole the mustard, so poor!

God King Qin Ming: "These things are all delicious. Although they are only worth two copper coins, they are all part of my heart."

Qiao Feng: "I'll go, the group leader is too stingy for two copper coins!"

Di Shitian: "The group leader is too picky!"

Yun Yun: "The group leader is too picky!"

Zhou Zhiruo: "The group leader is too picky!"

Taishang Laojun: "The group leader is too picky!"

Everyone was neat and tidy, a bag of mustard mustard was two yuan, but our group members couldn’t afford mustard mustard. It was my fault, Qin Ming, so he gave them two boxes of mustard mustard.

Di Shitian: "Group leader, you are too stingy. Are you short of money? I can give you some, how about a tael of silver?"

Qiao Feng: "I'll give you two taels of silver."

Zhou Zhiruo: "I'll give you five taels, no more!"

Yun Yun: "At most three gold coins, how many?"

Taishang Laojun: "Haha!"

God King Qin Ming: "Smile, Laojun, you are the most picky, and you don't even give everyone thirty cents of elixir."

Di Shitian: "What a joke, Laojun, you are the most stingy, and you don't even give everyone thirty cents of elixir."

Qiao Feng: "What a joke, Laojun, you are the most picky. You don't even give everyone thirty cents of elixir."

Yun Yun: "Laughing, Laojun, you are the most picky, and you don't even give everyone the elixir of thirty cents."

Zhou Zhiruo: "What a joke, Laojun, you are the most picky. You don't even give everyone thirty cents of elixir."

Taishang Laojun: "@神王秦明, the elixir is only worth thirty cents, why don't you go to heaven?"

God King Qin Ming: "@太上老君, I also want to go to the sky and stand side by side with the sun, didn't I just come down?"

Taishang Laojun: "I am speechless."

God King Qin Ming: "Guys, remember to put away the things I give you. If you don't have enough, ask me for more. Anyway, it doesn't cost money."

Di Shitian: "..."

Qiao Feng: "..."

Yun Yun: "..."

Zhou Zhiruo: "..."

Taishang Laojun: "You say I'm cheating, but what you give everyone is free."

God King Qin Ming: "What is free? Don't wrong me, do you know how expensive this mustard is?"

Di Shitian: "I know two copper coins."

Qiao Feng: "Isn't it two cents?"

Yun Yun: "You guys are going too far, it's obviously free, okay?"

God King Qin Ming: "These things belong to our family, and of course they are free for you. Let me tell you, there are more than a billion people here, and less than 1000 million people can afford pickled mustard. You can be content!"

Zhou Zhiruo: "Pfft!"

Di Shitian: "Hehe!"

Qiao Feng: "Wow, good stuff."

Yun Yun: "I believe in your evil!"

Taishang Laojun: "After confirming it, how do you judge the date as expired food?"

God King Qin Ming: "Old Lord, this thing is much more expensive than your elixir, so you should be envious!"

There is no task, everyone is just chatting, but Qin Ming gave a joke, what's the matter with sending Qiao Feng a pack of sanitary pads that he agreed to pick mustard?

Zhou Zhiruo and Yun Yun seemed to have some understanding of Qiao Feng's posting in the group, but there was an explanation on it, Qin Ming swore he had never posted these things.

After checking, I found that there was nothing there. Finally, the system made a sentence, if you buy a lot, of course you will get a gift.

(End of this chapter)