PlayerUnknown's Battlegrounds Super Villain
Chapter 73 Landlord Amnesia
Chapter 73 Landlord Amnesia
Yi Xiaotian didn't expect the fat parrot's mouth to be so powerful, watching the blood spurting from Chen Qi's wrist like a fountain.
Chen Qi quickly covered it with his other hand, his face was full of panic, and his mouth was screaming.
Yi Xiaotian has basically confirmed these things, this Chen Qi is indeed a mute.
On the other hand, Amao also panicked, while trying to hold Chen Qi, while looking for a knife to deal with Yi Xiaotian.
Yi Xiaotian didn't give them a chance, taking advantage of the current situation tilted towards him, he rushed forward, hit the eye hammer, and landed on Amao's face.
In an instant, Amao turned into a half panda and fell to the ground. Chen Qi looked at the blood profusely, his face turned pale with fright, and he probably thought that he would lose too much blood and die soon.
"Silly Boi! The harder you press, the more blood will be drawn!" The tiger cat rolled its eyes on the hanger.
Chen Qi didn't know if he really listened to it, and he didn't dare to press it hard. Sure enough, the blood on his wrist stopped bleeding so badly.
"Hey hey~" Chen Qi really relaxed now.
"Hey, what are you laughing at?" Yi Xiaotian patted Chen Qi's shoulder.
When Chen Qi heard the words, he turned around, only then did he notice that Yi Xiaotian had already walked in front of him.
"Boom!" Another blow to the stomach hammer landed on Chen Qi's lower abdomen.
Then Chen Qi immediately bowed his waist like a shrimp.
Finally fell heavily to the ground.
After solving these two people, Yi Xiaotian quickly untied the tied landlord.
Thinking of the pill that Amao gave to the landlord before, Yi Xiaotian didn't dare to hesitate, and stuck it into the landlord's throat with one hand.
The warm breath in the landlord's mouth instantly wrapped Yi Xiaotian's fingers.
"Ouch~" The landlord, who was already in a coma, woke up in an instant, and vomited on the expensive carpet in front of him.
Yi Xiaotian frowned and looked at the landlord's vomit, but he didn't find the little blue pill inside.
I tried to buckle it harder, but saw the landlord shut his mouth firmly, oh, she was already awake.
"You stinky brother, what do you want to do to your sister!" The landlord gave Yi Xiaotian a blank look.
Immediately, he saw Chen Qi and Amao lying on the ground, and said after a long time: "You solved these two people?"
"That's right, let's call the police!" Yi Xiaotian ran to Chen Qi and A Mao while speaking, untied their belts, and tied their arms instead.
Yi Xiaotian noticed that the blood on Chen Qi's wrist was no longer flowing, and he let out a sigh of relief. If it really took his life, he couldn't bear it.
"These two seem to be instigated by others. They didn't come here specifically for kidnapping, but to take away my equity agreement." Chen Lan said to Yi Xiaotian.
Listening to Chen Lan's statement, Yi Xiaotian felt that there was nothing serious about her, and felt relieved.
Yi Xiaotian thought for a while, and finally decided to wake up these two guys first.
So they found a basin of cold water and poured it on their heads. These two guys were actually pretending to be unconscious. After being shocked by the cold water, it was impossible to pretend anymore.
"I ask you, who sent you here?" Yi Xiaotian looked down at the two people lying on the ground.
"No one, we just lost our eyes for a while, seeing her alone on weekdays, so we focused on her~" Amao had a flattering face at this time, and spoke softly.
"Let your mother be dishonest again!" Yi Xiaotian saw that Amao, who was already half a panda, was still talking nonsense, so he directly gave him an eye hammer, and now he became a whole panda.
Amao yelled on the ground in pain from the punch, and Chen Qi beside him was also trembling with fright.
I think if you give them another chance, they will definitely not choose to rob the landlord.
Seeing that Chen Qi was still in a daze, Yi Xiaotian took off the belt on his body.
"Crackling"
"Crackling"
"Don't talk, right?"
"Snapped!"
"Pretend to be dumb!"
"Snapped!"
"Speak or not!"
"Snapped!"
Yi Xiaotian waved the belt in his hand.The face of the landlord on the side was flushed, so exciting.
"Brother, brother, stop beating, stop beating, he is really dumb!"
"Did I ask you?"
"Big brother, you didn't ask me, but you hit me! Big brother!" Amao looked at the torn clothes on his body and pleaded bitterly.
Yi Xiaotian smashed his mouth, shook his head, obviously not having fun, but at this time, there was already a knock on the door outside.
Yi Xiaotian opened the door, and several men in uniforms walked in. Seeing the mess in the room, they couldn't help frowning.
"Did you call the police?" A police officer glanced at Yi Xiaotian.
"Yes, these two guys broke into the house and robbed them, and I took care of them!" Yi Xiaotian laughed.
"Eh..." Seeing the two muggers who were neither human nor ghost, the two police officers also had a difficult time.
"Okay, follow me to the police station and record your confession!"
……
Coming out of the police station, Chen Lan and Yi Xiaotian looked at each other, Chen Lan said with a smile: "Thank you for what happened today."
"It's okay, it's human nature to act bravely in the face of righteousness~" Yi Xiaotian laughed.
"Silly Poy, silly Poy!"
As soon as the words fell, the tiger cat flew over from nowhere and landed on Yi Xiaotian's shoulder.
"Ah, what a cute hen." Chen Lan looked at Mr. Tiger Cat with a smile, as if seeing him for the first time.
Yi Xiaotian frowned, "Should I take you to the hospital for an examination?"
"I don't think it's nothing, so I won't go, but brother, what are you talking about today, I also want to treat you to a meal, let's go, let's go..." Chen Lan said here, frowning, and fainted past.
After waking up again, Chen Lan was already lying in the hospital. After several examinations, the doctor told Yi Xiaotian that Chen Lan's body functions were fine.
But the memory system is indeed damaged, but there is currently no drug to treat this condition.
You also need to do a lot of memory training on weekdays.
Looking at Chen Lan lying on the hospital bed, Yi Xiaotian felt sour.
In fact, the landlord Chen Lan is really a nice person. He rented such a good apartment to himself, and the price is so cheap.
Although the landlord usually looks like he is hungry, it is also because he is so handsome.
Let me ask, I'm so handsome, which opposite sex doesn't want to go crazy after seeing me, just take the nurse sister in front of me as an example, I see myself differently.
"Hey, give way!" The nurse who had been looking at Yi Xiaotian finally spoke.
"Can't you see it because it's blocking the way! Are you blind!" After the nurse passed by Yi Xiaotian, she was still muttering.
Cough cough, let's pay the landlord's medical expenses first. Hospitalization is of no use to the landlord now.
……
"Where are we going?" The landlord sat in the passenger seat and looked at Yi Xiaotian with a smile.
Yi Xiaotian looked at the time, it was already 06:30 in the afternoon, and he had to rush back to live broadcast.
Thinking of this, Yi Xiaotian quickly stepped up the accelerator.
"Of course I'm home, where else can I go?" Yi Xiaotian's car disappeared at the end of the road.
(End of this chapter)
Yi Xiaotian didn't expect the fat parrot's mouth to be so powerful, watching the blood spurting from Chen Qi's wrist like a fountain.
Chen Qi quickly covered it with his other hand, his face was full of panic, and his mouth was screaming.
Yi Xiaotian has basically confirmed these things, this Chen Qi is indeed a mute.
On the other hand, Amao also panicked, while trying to hold Chen Qi, while looking for a knife to deal with Yi Xiaotian.
Yi Xiaotian didn't give them a chance, taking advantage of the current situation tilted towards him, he rushed forward, hit the eye hammer, and landed on Amao's face.
In an instant, Amao turned into a half panda and fell to the ground. Chen Qi looked at the blood profusely, his face turned pale with fright, and he probably thought that he would lose too much blood and die soon.
"Silly Boi! The harder you press, the more blood will be drawn!" The tiger cat rolled its eyes on the hanger.
Chen Qi didn't know if he really listened to it, and he didn't dare to press it hard. Sure enough, the blood on his wrist stopped bleeding so badly.
"Hey hey~" Chen Qi really relaxed now.
"Hey, what are you laughing at?" Yi Xiaotian patted Chen Qi's shoulder.
When Chen Qi heard the words, he turned around, only then did he notice that Yi Xiaotian had already walked in front of him.
"Boom!" Another blow to the stomach hammer landed on Chen Qi's lower abdomen.
Then Chen Qi immediately bowed his waist like a shrimp.
Finally fell heavily to the ground.
After solving these two people, Yi Xiaotian quickly untied the tied landlord.
Thinking of the pill that Amao gave to the landlord before, Yi Xiaotian didn't dare to hesitate, and stuck it into the landlord's throat with one hand.
The warm breath in the landlord's mouth instantly wrapped Yi Xiaotian's fingers.
"Ouch~" The landlord, who was already in a coma, woke up in an instant, and vomited on the expensive carpet in front of him.
Yi Xiaotian frowned and looked at the landlord's vomit, but he didn't find the little blue pill inside.
I tried to buckle it harder, but saw the landlord shut his mouth firmly, oh, she was already awake.
"You stinky brother, what do you want to do to your sister!" The landlord gave Yi Xiaotian a blank look.
Immediately, he saw Chen Qi and Amao lying on the ground, and said after a long time: "You solved these two people?"
"That's right, let's call the police!" Yi Xiaotian ran to Chen Qi and A Mao while speaking, untied their belts, and tied their arms instead.
Yi Xiaotian noticed that the blood on Chen Qi's wrist was no longer flowing, and he let out a sigh of relief. If it really took his life, he couldn't bear it.
"These two seem to be instigated by others. They didn't come here specifically for kidnapping, but to take away my equity agreement." Chen Lan said to Yi Xiaotian.
Listening to Chen Lan's statement, Yi Xiaotian felt that there was nothing serious about her, and felt relieved.
Yi Xiaotian thought for a while, and finally decided to wake up these two guys first.
So they found a basin of cold water and poured it on their heads. These two guys were actually pretending to be unconscious. After being shocked by the cold water, it was impossible to pretend anymore.
"I ask you, who sent you here?" Yi Xiaotian looked down at the two people lying on the ground.
"No one, we just lost our eyes for a while, seeing her alone on weekdays, so we focused on her~" Amao had a flattering face at this time, and spoke softly.
"Let your mother be dishonest again!" Yi Xiaotian saw that Amao, who was already half a panda, was still talking nonsense, so he directly gave him an eye hammer, and now he became a whole panda.
Amao yelled on the ground in pain from the punch, and Chen Qi beside him was also trembling with fright.
I think if you give them another chance, they will definitely not choose to rob the landlord.
Seeing that Chen Qi was still in a daze, Yi Xiaotian took off the belt on his body.
"Crackling"
"Crackling"
"Don't talk, right?"
"Snapped!"
"Pretend to be dumb!"
"Snapped!"
"Speak or not!"
"Snapped!"
Yi Xiaotian waved the belt in his hand.The face of the landlord on the side was flushed, so exciting.
"Brother, brother, stop beating, stop beating, he is really dumb!"
"Did I ask you?"
"Big brother, you didn't ask me, but you hit me! Big brother!" Amao looked at the torn clothes on his body and pleaded bitterly.
Yi Xiaotian smashed his mouth, shook his head, obviously not having fun, but at this time, there was already a knock on the door outside.
Yi Xiaotian opened the door, and several men in uniforms walked in. Seeing the mess in the room, they couldn't help frowning.
"Did you call the police?" A police officer glanced at Yi Xiaotian.
"Yes, these two guys broke into the house and robbed them, and I took care of them!" Yi Xiaotian laughed.
"Eh..." Seeing the two muggers who were neither human nor ghost, the two police officers also had a difficult time.
"Okay, follow me to the police station and record your confession!"
……
Coming out of the police station, Chen Lan and Yi Xiaotian looked at each other, Chen Lan said with a smile: "Thank you for what happened today."
"It's okay, it's human nature to act bravely in the face of righteousness~" Yi Xiaotian laughed.
"Silly Poy, silly Poy!"
As soon as the words fell, the tiger cat flew over from nowhere and landed on Yi Xiaotian's shoulder.
"Ah, what a cute hen." Chen Lan looked at Mr. Tiger Cat with a smile, as if seeing him for the first time.
Yi Xiaotian frowned, "Should I take you to the hospital for an examination?"
"I don't think it's nothing, so I won't go, but brother, what are you talking about today, I also want to treat you to a meal, let's go, let's go..." Chen Lan said here, frowning, and fainted past.
After waking up again, Chen Lan was already lying in the hospital. After several examinations, the doctor told Yi Xiaotian that Chen Lan's body functions were fine.
But the memory system is indeed damaged, but there is currently no drug to treat this condition.
You also need to do a lot of memory training on weekdays.
Looking at Chen Lan lying on the hospital bed, Yi Xiaotian felt sour.
In fact, the landlord Chen Lan is really a nice person. He rented such a good apartment to himself, and the price is so cheap.
Although the landlord usually looks like he is hungry, it is also because he is so handsome.
Let me ask, I'm so handsome, which opposite sex doesn't want to go crazy after seeing me, just take the nurse sister in front of me as an example, I see myself differently.
"Hey, give way!" The nurse who had been looking at Yi Xiaotian finally spoke.
"Can't you see it because it's blocking the way! Are you blind!" After the nurse passed by Yi Xiaotian, she was still muttering.
Cough cough, let's pay the landlord's medical expenses first. Hospitalization is of no use to the landlord now.
……
"Where are we going?" The landlord sat in the passenger seat and looked at Yi Xiaotian with a smile.
Yi Xiaotian looked at the time, it was already 06:30 in the afternoon, and he had to rush back to live broadcast.
Thinking of this, Yi Xiaotian quickly stepped up the accelerator.
"Of course I'm home, where else can I go?" Yi Xiaotian's car disappeared at the end of the road.
(End of this chapter)
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