PlayerUnknown's Battlegrounds Super Villain

Chapter 69
"Silly wave?" Yi Xiaotian smiled and looked at the parrot on his shoulder. It turned out that this guy kept repeating his name.

"Little brother, I think you hit it off with him, why don't you just buy it, it's not expensive, 5000 yuan." The boss looked at Yi Xiaotian with a smile.

It's not that Yi Xiaotian is short of the 5000 yuan, but after all, the family suddenly has a pet all the time, and he is afraid that he can't take care of it well.

So Yi Xiaotian shook his shoulders, and that silly Bo ran to the door of the store by himself.

"Forget it, I can't support myself anymore, so I don't want it anymore." Yi Xiaotian still rejected the boss's kindness.

"As the saying goes, health care matches a hero. If you hit it off so well, it doesn't matter if you accept it. This bird actually doesn't eat much. A small spoonful of millet a day is enough. If you buy it, I'll give you an extra sack of millet. how?"

It seems that the boss really wants to do Yi Xiaotian's business.

Yi Xiaotian looked up at the fat hen-like parrot again, finally thought about it, and said, "Can it be cheaper?"

"Yes, of course! Can you tell me how much it is?" Unexpectedly, the boss answered very simply.

This kind of straightforwardness made Yi Xiaotian feel that the parrot cost less than 5000 yuan at all, but he was really inexperienced in buying pets, so he didn't know how to bargain.

"Two hundred and five, two hundred and five!" Just when Yi Xiaotian didn't know how to speak, Sha Bo actually called out.

"Eh..." The bird was quite clever, knowing that he had counter-offered.

"Otherwise, can it be 250 yuan?" Yi Xiaotian himself felt that the price was a bit harsh, and the boss probably would not be willing.

But the boss just hesitated for a second or two, gritted his teeth, and said with a smile: "Okay, let the money make a friend, but for this price, I can only give you a naked bird."

"Naked bird? What do you mean?" Yi Xiaotian has heard of naked cars and naked loans, but this is the first time he has heard the word naked bird.

"This is the bird for you, but there is nothing else, no bird cage, no bird food."

"That's no problem. This bird looks very self-conscious. It doesn't matter if you want a dragon or not."

"That!"

Yi Xiaotian immediately paid 250 yuan to the boss with his mobile phone. That Shabo was really smart. Seeing Yi Xiaotian paid the money, he consciously flew to Yi Xiaotian's shoulder.

Yi Xiaotian turned his head to look at it, and after a few polite words with the boss, he was about to leave.

Sha Bo stood on Yi Xiaotian's shoulder, when Yi Xiaotian left, he suddenly turned his head, waved his wings to the boss, and shouted: "Bye bye~"

This bird has become a fine bird, and it knows a lot of words.

Yi Xiaotian knew how difficult it was to train a parrot to speak, but he never expected that the bird could speak like that.

"Ding! Congratulations to the host for successfully binding the divine pet!"

???

Yi Xiaotian was taken aback, why did he buy a parrot and even get involved with a god's pet?

"Pet: Mr. Tiger Cat! The spirit level is one hundred!" Yi Xiaotian looked at the attribute panel in the system, his jaw almost dropped in surprise.

When did this fat hen become a big tiger cat?Thinking of this, Yi Xiaotian couldn't help but look at the parrot on his shoulder again.

"What are you worried about, you idiot!" Seeing Yi Xiaotian suddenly turned his head, the parrot said in a disdainful tone.

"You..." Yi Xiaotian was dumbfounded, but he quickly realized that this fat hen-like parrot has its own consciousness.

"What are you, you will call me Master Tiger Cat in the future!" Fat Parrot rolled his eyes at Yi Xiaotian.

"Just you, are you still an adult?" Yi Xiaotian felt that this bird was too arrogant.

"Silly Boi!" Who would have thought that just as Yi Xiaotian uttered a mouthful, the bird would fly away by itself!

My God, I bought this with my own money, it looks very honest, why did it fly away by itself!

Seeing the fat body of the fat parrot disappear into the air, Yi Xiaotian felt a sense of loss.

No, I have to go back to find the boss theory theory!

Turning around, I came to the door of the flower and bird shop just now, but saw that the shop full of flowers and birds just now was empty at the moment, and there were two large characters for rent posted on the door.

Yi Xiaotian knew it, the boss deliberately cheated himself.

But after thinking about it, it only costs two hundred yuan, so it's a lesson to buy.

It's just a pity that the pet that I just bound to the system just now is gone.

"System, what's the use of my shameless pet?"

"You can consume the villain value of the host~"

"This..." Yi Xiaotian was dumbfounded again, why should he consume his villain value?
"Is there any other use, Yi Xiaotian asked tentatively."

"Currently, the system has not detected other uses of divine pets!"

"Hold the grass! I want to unbind! It's a scam! Is it easy for me to earn two villain points!" Yi Xiaotian immediately became irritable.

"Sorry for the host, once the divine pet is bound, it cannot be undone~"

"Grass!"

……

When he got home, Yi Xiaotian's hair exploded. What's the matter? It's okay to spend 250 yuan for no reason, and it's bound to such a broken thing.

Besides, this fat guy might have changed to another place with the owner of the flower and bird shop to cheat people!
Yi Xiaotian washed his face, went back to the computer, and just turned on the computer.

I heard strange noises coming from outside the window.

"Silly Boy, open the window, I can't get in!"

Yi Xiaotian looked out of the window, and saw that fat parrot flew to his window at some point.

Because Yi Xiaotian's window was closed at this time, the fat bird kept shouting.

Yi Xiaotian hurriedly got up and came to the window, looking through the glass at the fat parrot flapping its wings outside, with black lines on his face.

Why did I set up such a thing?
The fat parrot may be too heavy, tired of fluttering in the air, so it simply stood on the edge of the window sill to rest.

"Master Tiger Cat, can we discuss something?" Yi Xiaotian smiled through the window.

"Say it, silly Poy!"

"Eh... see if this works, can you find someone else, I am poor and small, and I really can't afford you." Yi Xiaotian smiled all over his face, courting a fat parrot.

"What are you talking about, is my lord the kind of bird that has no spirit of contract? Since I have been sold to you by that silly boy, we will live together as a partner from now on."

This fat parrot is really eloquent, Yi Xiaotian had no choice but to open the glass to let him fly in.

When the fat parrot saw that the window was opened, it spread its wings and flew in.

It landed on the floor of Yi Xiaotian's apartment, looked left and right, as if doing research work.

With a final cough, he said, "Alright, let's make do."

Yi Xiaotian "..."

At this moment, Yi Xiaotian has only one thought, which is to send it away as soon as possible, otherwise he will be unable to control himself and kill him sooner or later.

At this moment, Yi Xiaotian already had a bowl of Fat Girl's parrot soup in his heart.

(End of this chapter)