PlayerUnknown's Battlegrounds Super Villain

Chapter 67
Mozi followed behind her, and when she saw the scene ahead, she exclaimed, "Is this all okay?"

"In this game, guns are not the only way to kill people." Seeing Mozi's fuss, Yi Xiaotian gave her a blank look.

"Nonsense, I know it too, but such an excellent brain is probably beyond the comprehension of ordinary people."

Yi Xiaotian didn't bother to explain to him, so he just shot the player who used the gasoline barrel to show off.

At the same time, Mozi's gunshots rang out one after another.

In the distance of the road, two people were crossing the road, one in front and one behind, and it was these two people that Mozi hit.

Five or six bullets in the front directly overwhelmed the first person, and the people behind couldn't care about him, so they hurried on.

Mozi fired his pistol again, another five or six rounds, and the two of them took it away.

This series of operations is enough to show that Mozi's operation site is very first-class, and he is by no means an ordinary person.

"I'll wipe it, it's ok, little fairy, these two heads are taken, they are tough!"

"What did you say?"

"I said, little fairy!"

"Ah~"

Yi Xiaotian made a vomiting motion in front of the camera.

"You're not bad either. You played the first half and it's my turn in the second half!" Mozi smiled confidently.

"Farewell, what if you get cold~" Yi Xiaotian frowned on purpose.

"What are you talking about, this fairy is a 36D woman!~"

"What does that have to do with the model number?"

"Thick protection!"

Yi Xiaotian knew that he met his opponent today, and this Mozi drove a car, which was at the level of a super sports car.

"Did you see that person spraying medicine?"

Yi Xiaotian motioned Mozi to look in the direction he was looking at. Not far ahead, a man's legs were exposed, and in front of him was a big tree.

"I saw it, but he doesn't show his head, how can I fight him?"

"Can't you beat him to death without showing your head? Little Fairy?"

"Yeah, handsome boy, why don't you show your head..."

Before Mozi finished speaking, he saw Yi Xiaotian's bullets had already been fired.

Good guy, although the repulsed damage is low, it won't take a second for all the bullets to hit his legs!

The man originally thought of exchanging the least damage for the time to spray medicine, but he didn't expect Yi Xiaotian to not give him any face, and pressed all the shuttles on his legs.

Fortunately, this is a game, if this is a real battlefield, this leg of my own will not be beaten directly.

"How is it? Little fairy, be fierce or not!"

"You are so fierce, I like it so much!" Mozi responded appropriately.

The moment that person fell to the ground, a wall of white smoke swarmed up, completely covering the person who was knocked down.

"His teammates are going to save him! What do you say? Sister Fairy?"

"You have the final say, sister, I will go with you."

"Come on then!"

After Yi Xiaotian finished speaking, he jumped off the roof of the church building and rushed directly behind the smoke. Looking at the thick smoke, Yi Xiaotian smiled.

"Believe it or not, I made a thunderbolt?"

"Do not believe!"

"boom!"

"Ding! Villain value +10!"

With the sound of the villain's value, two heads have already entered the bag.

"Wow, you are so hot! I love it! How did you do it?"

"Have you heard of Survivor Deviation?" Yi Xiaotian waited until the smoke cleared, and came to two boxes. I wiped, sixteen smoke, and the other box had no smoke.

No wonder that person didn't seal the smoke when he was spraying the medicine just now. You picked up all the smoke.

"Survivor bias? What do you mean?"

"No, let me give you some popular science. During World War II in the United States, every time fighter jets were sent to fight, and the fighter planes that came back were found to have a row of bullets on the flanks of the plane. Do you know why?"

"why?"

"This shows that during the battle, the sides of the fighter plane were attacked by bullets."

"Makes sense!"

"So the engineer installed iron plates on the side of the plane for side protection, but even so, the destruction rate of the plane still hasn't dropped. Do you know why?"

"why?"

"Because... only the fighters that come back alive will see the damage to the side, and those that can't come back, you don't know where the fatal damage is, so after seeing the damage to the side, you subjectively determine that the rear side needs to be added. That's survivor bias."

"Oh~ what does that have to do with these two people?"

"Of course it matters, because they are dead, so you will think that I am very good at throwing mines, but if it is empty mines, then I can't show my amazing skills in front of the little fairy~"

Mozi nodded thoughtfully, are the two really related?But looking at what he said in a serious manner, it seems very reasonable.

So Mozi suddenly realized and nodded: "Amazing!"

"I don't agree with you boasting like that, baby~"

"Yuck~"

"Yuck~"

"Brother Tian, ​​I beg you, be a human being, play a game, and you'll pretend it's all over!"

"Brother Tian, ​​can we play the game well?"

Before Mozi could answer, Shuiyou's barrage of complaints had already filled the screen. In addition, countless poop gifts flew up in Yi Xiaotian's live broadcast room.

Yi Xiaotian scratched his head, he really didn't expect to disgust his water friend, but Mozi can't help it, if you don't praise her, she won't dump you.

"Xiaotian, you are so fierce, I like it so much!" Sure enough, Mozi was very sensible and said something that comforted Yi Xiaotian.

"There are still seven people!" Yi Xiaotian walked around the circle while looking at the number of survivors.

"Then we're going to eat chicken in this game!"

"Steady, with a hunk like me, eating chicken is not as easy as eating shit!"

"You think eating shit is easy?"

"To be honest, when I was young, I lived in a collective dormitory. Several people used one toilet. Once the toilet was blocked, but everyone couldn't help going to the toilet."

"Later, when everyone went to the toilet in turn, the toilet was filled with feces."

"I couldn't stand it anymore, so I brought a spoon and ate it up spoon by spoon!"

"Ouch~" Chenhehe, who was watching the battle, suddenly made a disgusting sound, he couldn't take it anymore!

"You, you are so fierce~ I, I am convinced!" Mozi did not expect Yi Xiaotian to suddenly talk about the topic so seriously, especially the full sense of picture.

The more he thought about it, the more uncomfortable he felt, and finally, Mozi couldn't help it anymore, and pulled the trash can beside him, vomiting wildly.

"boom!"

There was a sound of thunder, and at the place where Yi Xiaotian couldn't notice his ears, a player actually thundered himself.

"I can't take it anymore, you are too disgusting!" The player who was self-defeating wailed before dying.

"Is it so exaggerated? Isn't it just eating shit?" Yi Xiaotian felt that Mozi had finally calmed down, and muttered to himself.

"No, I'm going to cancel. I'm having a breakup meal with my girlfriend! But she vomited, I can't tell now!"

"Hey, congratulations upstairs, happy to be a father!"

"I'll be your father!"

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(End of this chapter)